Chapter 27 Silly Boy
Chapter 27 Silly Boy
Probably because too few sports students get sick, Zhang Zhao doesn't know what rhinitis is.He thought it might be similar to a cold, nothing more than blowing your nose a lot.
But Little Crane's snot has been running for a month, and by the beginning of October, there is no sign of improvement.
Today is the second monthly exam. According to the exam ranking of last month, Su Xiaoyuan was directly assigned to the exam room of Class 1.
"Oh, you three, don't follow me." The monthly exam completely simulates the sequence of the college entrance examination, and the English test is the last.Su Xiaoyuan didn't worry about grades, what he worried about was the present.
The three and 1 body special students who were obviously at odds with the aura of the examination room couldn't be sent away no matter what.
Learning from old Wang's mistakes, Zhang Zhao was afraid that Su Xiaoyuan would be bullied in the examination room, so he insisted on dragging He An and Changzi to escort him. "Yesterday, Lao Wang invigilated the exam. Didn't make it difficult for you?"
"He's a teacher, so it's hard for me to do anything for a student." There was still half an hour to ring the exam preparation bell, and the exam room was full of candidates making final preparations. Su Xiaoyuan was helpless, "Go back quickly, I'm fine."
"Wait, this is for you." Tao Wenchang took out a few plastic bags from his pocket, "I'll throw you a snot paper. But if the rhinitis is severe, do you need to see a doctor? You've been blowing it for a month, and I can't help it." I'm afraid you'll wake up your brain again."
"Yes, I think so too." He An's mouth was stupid, and others had to say what was on his mind.As soon as he finished speaking, his leg was kicked. From the perspective of analysis, Zhang Zhao.
"Will the two of you know how to talk? If you don't, keep your mouth shut." Zhang Zhao didn't like to listen, so he turned his head to look at the classroom, "Then the three of us are going back. Wechat if we have something to do."
Su Xiaoyuan was holding a transparent stationery bag, half of his body in the examination room.It was the first time for him to be sent here by a classmate in person. "Come back quickly, no one in our class bullies me, except for wiping my blackboard to report, there is nothing here."
He An and Tao Wenchang looked at each other and applauded Brother Zhao's superb acting skills at the same time.
After finally blowing away the three-person guard, Su Xiaoyuan sat back in the first seat of the first group.This is the same as in the Experimental Middle School, a seat in a group is no different from a throne, and only the first in grade can sit here for the exam.
"Hey, have we met in the office?" Tang Shu, who was sitting in the second seat, touched his stool.
"Ah? Oh, yes, the first day of school." Su Xiaoyuan has a good study habit and is checking the lead of the answering pen.
In the past, the first one belonged to Tang Shu, and there was someone in front of it for the first time.She is a girl, she does not engage in bullying, she is just unconvinced. "I can't see that you are quite good. Where did you go to school?"
"Nanjing." Su Xiaoyuan turned around and said.
"Nanjing? Is the question type the same as ours?" Tang Shu knew that the test papers in other places were difficult, "Is the math question type particularly biased?"
Su Xiaoyuan nodded, that is indeed the case. "It can't be said that it is biased. Nanjing is okay. The most biased is the Huanggang test paper. I can't even understand the big questions... Where do you usually do the papers?"
Tang Shu mentioned a few names, all of which were familiar. "Let me tell you, don't be too proud, this guy might not know who will be next time."
Su Xiaoyuan is not afraid of her aggressiveness, on the contrary, Tang Shu's attitude is what he is most familiar with. "Okay, maybe you'll be the one sitting next time. And I haven't studied, so I may not get a good grade in the monthly exam this time."
"You should be fooled." Tang Shu and Lao Wang have the same problem, and she is willing to say a few more words to those who study well, "Seeing you are honest, unexpectedly you are quite clever. Good students say that they did not review, and their grades Come out stronger than anyone else."
"You can see all of this." Su Xiaoyuan lowered his head and smiled, a little naughty.He was not like this before, but since he met a group of sports students, he has gradually let go.
"Don't come here." Tang Shu didn't expect him to be joking, and he still had dimples when he laughed, which was very clean and refreshing, "Don't blame me for not reminding you, you should come to our class 1 with your grades, and avoid contact with class 9. .Especially them, athletic students, don't let them influence you anymore."
"Huh?" Su Xiaoyuan's dimples were still on his face, "They don't affect me, they... are all pretty good."
"What's the matter, I can't even get into a bachelor's degree." Tang Shu put away the review materials, very proud, and the invigilator happened to enter the room.When the listening comprehension was playing, Su Xiaoyuan was distracted, what happened to the sports students?That's right, I was in the same mood two months ago, but they are all really good.
It is different from what I imagined, and I live happily, with flesh and blood.
There was half a day off after the English test. Zhang Zhao saw that Su Xiaoyuan was not in a good state of mind, so he insisted on sending him home.He also wondered, it's useless to take medicine for this disease, why didn't it get better at all?
It's been a month, and the tip of the nose is not feeling better, it looks like it's red with rouge.Take a closer look, do it!It's all scratched!
After training with He An at night, Zhang Zhao hurried back to walk the dog.Unexpectedly, someone was already at home, or two.
"Brother, you don't say anything when you come back." Zhang Zhao lay down on the sofa when he entered the room, his legs crossed, and he was exhausted.
"Hey, hey, he acted like an old man as soon as he entered the room. I didn't see that I brought my friends back." Zhang Yang randomly copied a few dishes and was setting the table, "Come here and call someone, Brother Guang."
"Isn't it your friend..." Zhang Zhao was really tired, running around with He An was no better than running around by himself, and he couldn't keep up after a long time of practice, "How is it buddy, my son is very handsome, what do you call him?"
Squatting on the ground for a round inch, Zhang Zhao went over to call someone, do it, this man's eyelids are so fucking wide,
Yang Guang especially likes dogs, big dogs, and fights with Kaiser all over the place as soon as he enters the house.The third brother said to take him to eat hot pot at night, but he had a big mouth sore, so the plan was to go back to the third's house to eat salad.
"Hi, my name is Yang Guang, and I'm Brother San's classmate and roommate."
"Yo, Brother Xiaoguang, I'm Zhang Zhao, his cousin." Zhang Zhao suddenly understood, and according to his cousin's urination, he might be able to bully him.
"Don't call me brother, you can just call me by my name." Yang Guang stood up restrainedly, "Your Caesar is so handsome, and I like big dogs too, but there is no place to raise them."
"You like to take it away quickly, and I'm about to die from it. People and dogs will go crazy sooner or later." Zhang Zhao was hungry, so he ate without washing his hands, and asked his cousin to slap him back.
Zhang Yang cooks a good dish: "Go away, wash your hands, it's like no one cares!"
Zhang Zhao shrank his neck and complained incessantly: "It's not that no one cares about me. My parents are flying around, and they flew to Henan. Brother, if you are so overbearing, you will not find a girlfriend in the future. Let's go, Brother Guang, let's wash our hands .”
Yang Guang went into the bathroom together, and just after putting on the hand sanitizer, he leaned over and asked him, "My brother, tell the truth, does my brother run on you, humiliate you, and bully you every day?"
"No, the third brother is very nice, he always treats me to dinner." Yang Guang looked at the person in the mirror, and didn't think he and the third brother looked alike, "Your brother... did he have a girlfriend before?"
"Yes, he has such a face, why not?" Zhang Zhao believed in his cousin's usual grinning, "He is in a hurry, don't introduce the little girl to him, it's harmful!"
Yang Guang hummed, his expression seemed to hold back a big move, and he asked again: "Then how many did he have before?"
Zhang Zhao is honest: "According to him, there are more than a dozen... Is it possible that someone in your class has taken a fancy to him and asked you to find out?"
"Ah, ah, yes." Yang Guang wiped his hands quickly, and sat down on the seat arranged by the third brother, "Didn't you say that you only give me vegetable leaves? You cook so many meat dishes."
"I added your brother's WeChat account because of my fucking bad luck. They said they would come back at the end of the year and entrust me to take care of you. I'm afraid he'll cry again if you lose weight." Zhang Yang wanted to show off his skills, and was afraid that the food would be cold, "Try Taste, if you haven’t cooked it for a long time, it may not be delicious.”
Yang Guang was timid, he was a guest, how could he dare to eat before the host moved his chopsticks.In the end, it was Lao San who put his chopsticks into his bowl: "Eat as soon as I let you eat, and you are not an outsider. Try it."
"Hey, thank you, third brother." Yang Guang just ate, took a bite and smiled like a foolish boy, "...it's delicious, third brother, your cooking is really delicious, from now on you just cook it for me every day, I even lick the dishes clean, you don't have to wash them."
"Bullshit, I'm not exhausted from doing it every day. I've managed to keep my hands free of calluses." Zhang Yang picked up another chopstick of pork ribs for him. Since he was ill last time, this unlucky kid is very clingy to himself.
"Is it delicious?" Zhang Yang was happy to see him eating.Just be cowardly, it hurts to be obedient, and you can eat whatever you give.
Since he was a child, Yang Guang has been eating whatever his elder brother stuffed him. The third child’s force-feeding may make others feel uncomfortable, so he enjoys it very much. "It's delicious, third brother, you..."
"Brother, do you dare to hold a chopstick for me?" Zhang Zhao knocked on the empty bowl, "If I don't take another bite, I'll have hypoglycemia."
"You'd better have low blood sugar, so as not to be too energetic to destroy the house." Zhang Yang didn't care about his cousin's life and death, "Why did you start training again recently, do you want to return to the team?"
Zhang Zhao picks the peas by himself, it's bitter, but Xianhe loves him the most, and peels the peanuts for him. "Accompany He An, I'm afraid he'll be discouraged and won't practice anymore." Suddenly remembered the red and scratched tip of his nose, "Brother, do you know how to cure rhinitis?"
"Rhinitis?" Zhang Yang thought for a while, "I don't know."
Yang Guang listened to it, and said quietly: "...I might know. I was weak when I was young, and I suffered from rhinitis and chilblain, and it was not good for several years. It is easy to relapse."
"Yes, yes, relapse!" Zhang Zhao suddenly found a savior and didn't even eat, "Brother Guang, how are you? What panacea did you take? Did you blow your nose wildly when you had rhinitis?"
"Well, your nose is like running water, you can't finish blowing it, and Qiudong just felt good and made a mistake again, especially in the morning and evening." Yang Guang was in poor conditions when he was a child, and he suffered a lot with his grandfather.
Zhang Zhao patted his thigh: "Then what kind of medicine are you taking?"
"Medicine... There are many kinds of medicines, such as Biyankang, but they are useless. Later, my brother took me to see a Chinese medicine doctor, saying that my resistance was too weak, so I repeated, and prescribed a lot of tonics. I was young at that time, and I was afraid. Bitter, I don’t like to eat, so my brother squeezed his nose and poured it on me. Later, he bought me Guiyuan ointment..." Yang Guang became more and more confident as he talked, and the third brother stared at himself, it was weird. Just be fine by yourself."
"What is Guiyuan Cream?" Zhang Zhao said to himself, and ran to copy the car keys in a gust of wind, "Brother, you two eat first, I'll go out for a while!"
"Hey, don't you eat!" Zhang Yang couldn't stop him, seeing his cousin leaning over like a husky and rushing out, he sat back aggressively, with a gorgeous posture, "Xiaoguang, are you unlucky, kid? The family doesn't care about you?"
Yang Guang knew that he had slipped his tongue, so he quickly picked up meat for the third brother: "You eat, third brother, you eat first."
"No, how big are your parents? How many children have chilblain now? When I have a chance to see you in the future, I must give them a hard time." A sense of responsibility, the child didn't care at all, it was completely raised in the wild.
It hurts to think so. After scolding, he gave a sweet date, and Zhang Yang went on to pick up some vegetables: "Eat, eat, so that you don't have to rush me when your brother comes back. Your parents are really... let's not talk about it, it's so fucking good." gas."
"Thank you, third brother." Yang Guang looked at the third child stickily, and assured him with a voice like a gnat, "Third brother, you are actually a very nice person, even if you are always aggressive with me, you can cook. Don't worry, I will never let you eat." My brother is in a hurry with you. He is in a hurry with you, and I am in a hurry with him."
"Silly boy." Zhang Yang's eyebrows were raised coquettishly, "There are many people who praise me, so it's better to praise me for being beautiful."
"You're beautiful too!" Yang Guang said impatiently, "Really, you...are so beautiful. I've never seen you so beautiful...better than a movie star."
is it beautiful?Zhang Yang naturally knows that he is good-looking, he is not a beautiful character without knowing it, he commits crimes with his beauty.The boy used to praise himself for being pretty, but when he saw himself wearing women's underwear, he still scolded her as a monster.
"Are you talking about how beautiful I am?" Zhang Yang held the end of his chopsticks in his mouth, his expression a little hurt.
Yang Guang was hurt by the sadness in his eyes. "You are beautiful everywhere."
"Then am I pretty in a skirt?" Zhang Yang laughed at himself, "Aren't I pretty in one-piece underwear?"
Yang Guang was extremely determined, as if swearing, as if cursing: "Beautiful, you look good on it, especially your legs... are so beautiful."
"There's something wrong with your brain." Zhang Yang pinched his ear, he likes to wear women's clothes, this is already a problem, and it's also a problem to think that a big man looks good in women's clothes.
But he just likes to listen, even if he is lying to himself. "Why do my legs look better, tell me."
Yang Guang is really a fool, he said directly: "The thighs are very thin and white. When you wear high heels, you walk... sexy."
"Fuck you, you haven't had a girlfriend before, you know how sexy you are." Zhang Yang didn't know whether to be angry or laugh, he never imagined that one day he would be praised by an unlucky kid.
Perhaps it was because the youngest exaggerated too bluntly, Zhang Yang's face turned red, as if some rouge had been sprinkled on his cheekbones.
On the side road of the ring road, a fluorescent green car rampages.Zhang Zhao was riding Sifei to the nearest big pharmacy, tired, his legs ached.But Su Xiaoyuan may be poisonous, with a red and broken nose, and a right foot with a splayed right foot, he burrowed into his heart.Tell him not to even lock the car, and rush straight into the pharmacy.
"Master, do we have Guiyuan ointment?" Zhang Zhao yelled in a daze, gasping for breath, while asking for it urgently, like a silly husband who urgently needs to mend his body after giving birth, "Give me one! Get as many as you want!"
The doctor of traditional Chinese medicine was about to get off work, and he didn't even lift his eyelids: "The machine is turned off, so it can't be fixed."
The author has something to say: Xiao Nai Gong's clingy attributes are gradually becoming unbearable!
Both Zhang Gou and Xiao Guang are silly boys, and they can't hide who they like, tsk tsk.
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