make you angry, a little happy

Chapter 13 Double Happiness

What do you mean by two crispy prawns?Zhang Zhao began to stare at them in a daze while writing his homework.

As the name suggests, this candy is made like the middle part of a shrimp, smooth and plump, and the transparent candy coating is torn off. The white and brown candy skin should be thin and crisp.It's just that Su Xiaoyuan held it in his hand for a long time, and it softened a lot.Inside is the soft peanut butter filling, which is neither loose nor hard, and it is not greasy after eating too much. It is delicious.

And this packaging, most of them are golden paper with a red prawn painted on it, what Su Xiaoyuan gave was actually wedding candy.

There is a dragon and a phoenix on the red wrapping paper, and a double happiness in the middle.

Zhang Zhao couldn't figure out what this meant, so he gave himself two pieces of happy candy.Still standing at the school gate and not leaving, just to stuff yourself with two pieces of wedding candy?

The most terrible thing is that this candy is something from old Beijing, and it is impossible for him, a child who came back from Nanjing, to buy this.Then this candy must have been given to him by someone else, who gave it to him?

After thinking about it for a long time, I didn't figure it out, but Zhang Zhao felt restless after thinking about it.Suddenly, that unbearable feeling came again, making his palms and backs burn.

"Wow! Bow!" Caesar arched his head and threw himself on Zhang Zhao, his big tail flicked up, a living angel with hair shedding.

"When you get up, you've run downstairs for several laps and you still have to go out. I'll take you downstairs in the future." Zhang Zhao pushed the dog's head away vigorously, wanting to continue thinking about his prawn crisps.

Caesar's eyes are sharp, like glass beads, with a sense of transparency.Maybe it was out of jealousy, or maybe it was out of the master's neglect, it pounced again, its long and pointed dog's mouth rested directly on the edge of the table, and its tongue rolled again...

Eat the object of the master's pondering.

"Damn it! Why are you eating my candy! Are you virtuous or not!" Zhang Zhao didn't take a look, and two candies went into the dog's mouth. He grabbed Caesar's big teeth and searched inside. What are you looking for? , long gone.

Caesar accidentally ate two prawn crisps, and licked his mouth full of wine and food, feeling unsatisfied.But he felt that he had offended his father, so he threw the ear of the plane out.

"Okay, you can do it, just eat it, it's fucking peanuts, and I'm not afraid of eating you to death!" Zhang Zhao expressed his helplessness to non-earth creatures like huskies, who dared to eat anything and go anywhere, Seeing the mud puddle is more exciting than seeing my own father. I just jumped down and rolled, almost from the inner core of the earth to the edge of the solar system.

This time there was nothing to think about, Zhang Zhao was wandering around at home, and had to find something to do to vent his unthought-out depression.

Zhang Yang, Zhang Zhao's cousin, when he entered the house, his first reaction was that someone broke into the house and robbed him!He came back a few days ago. He dyed his hair a flaxen dull blue a while ago, and now it is about to fade to light blonde.

"Fuck, who removed my stool?" Zhang Yang questioned the stool legs all over the floor.

"Huh, bro? Why are you back today?" Zhang Zhao wandered out of the kitchen in sports shorts, dripping with sweat all over his body.

"This is my house, if I don't come back home, it will be demolished!" Zhang Yang counted the legs on the ground, 8, and it seems that two stools have suffered misfortune, "Fuck you, what kind of wind is there at night! "

Zhang Zhao is two years younger than Zhang Yang, a cousin who grew up playing together in open crotch pants, the kind who urinates in mud.My cousin's house is very close to the No. [-] Middle School, and he can get there by bicycle for a quarter of an hour, so Zhang Zhao often lives here and calls home every day to report that he is safe.

"I didn't do it, it wasn't me, it was Caesar who had a convulsion." Zhang Zhao had just finished 4 sets of pull-ups, and his biceps were still stiff.Caesar tilted his head and looked at the two brothers, suffering the injustice that they shouldn't have to bear at the age of three.

Zhang Yang is not stupid, no matter how hard the husky struggles, it won't be able to dismantle so many legs. "Don't push me, install it quickly for me in a while. Did you call your dad?"

Zhang Zhao felt a fire in his heart, his lower abdomen was always hard, and he drank two big bottles of water to suppress it after practice. "Come on, my dad is looking at the project in Hainan, Beer Moisturizes. You come back... get some clothes?"

This cousin can be said to be Zhang Zhao's only little friend and imitation object when he was a child.Children all have this kind of mentality. When older children want to play, they want it too.Zhang Yang has been a bully in the community since he was a child, he bullied this one, teased that one, he had a lot of tricks, and in the end Zhang Zhao followed suit and became the next king of kids, specializing in bullying his friends.

But this kind of learning stopped abruptly after Zhang Yang entered puberty, because Zhang Zhao accidentally discovered the secret of his cousin.

He likes women's clothing.

It's not that I like to look at it, but I like to wear it.

Is there no way to learn this?Zhang Yang is not afraid that he will find out that Zhang Zhao is his younger brother in his eyes, not only is he not afraid, but he can use his cousin as a cover.Living here is considered an eye-opener for Zhang Zhao. He opened the four doors of the closet. My God, there are all skirts, silk stockings, suspenders, and high-heeled shoes of one kind or another.

Women's underwear, upper body... It's exciting.

The two are cousins, but their looks are not identical. Zhang Yang has a very feminine face, which is very suitable for makeup. "What are you taking? I can't get one to wear in the dormitory. Have you encountered Mount Everest again?"

This cousin, since he was a child, used Mount Everest as an example when he had problems that he couldn't figure out.But what made Zhang Yang very impressed was Zhang Zhao's inherent sportsman's nature, never yielding, never admitting defeat, Mount Everest could frighten him, but it couldn't stop him, so he rushed over.

Zhang Zhao came over resentfully, still refusing to admit that he was responsible for the demolition of the house. "What Mount Everest, I have such awesome legs, such awesome jumping ability, there is nothing I can't climb up."

"Shit, what the hell is going on with you?" Zhang Yang touched Caesar's dog's head to express his comfort.Caesar stuck out his pointed ears, and his mouth was curved into a smile, even more so.

Zhang Zhao snapped the dog's nose: "I told him to eat my prawn crisps." Caesar whined softly and hid behind Zhang Yang.

"Stop talking nonsense, what's the matter this time, talk about it quickly." Zhang Yang is short-tempered, even more anxious than Zhang Zhao, with raised eyebrows like Huang Liang, a scholar in his dream.

"Brother, the Mount Everest in front of me this time is the highest Himalaya in the world." Zhang Zhao really thought so, because he couldn't figure out why he was so upset.

The two brothers were not good at studying since they were young. Zhang Yang was a sophomore who just entered university last year, but he didn't expect his cousin's knowledge of geography to be so bad. "Bullshit, the Himalayas are just one, and the knowledge points are not enough for you to study, so don't get convulsed."

Zhang Zhao sat down directly, took the screwdriver that removed the stool, and tried to put the legs back together. "Brother, there is a new transfer student in our class, I can't stand it, I really can't stand it. Do you know how small and fresh he is? He can't sit still, wobbly, the stairs are precarious, talking and choking his throat He looks like he's talking, he's whispering, he's still walking erratically... he's still at the same table as me. He's still a top student, and the chalk writing is pretty nice."

Zhang Yang understood that this was a mistake of bullying. "Don't make a fuss, he is a top student and you care so much. At the same table? It's good to be at the same table, let you also enjoy the atmosphere of learning, don't hang around all day waiting to die."

"He's still attaching garbage bags to the legs of the table. Guess what color his watch strap is?" Zhang Zhao didn't know how he remembered it so clearly, "It's snow blue, can you stand it?"

"I think you need to clean up." Zhang Yang opened the refrigerator, and there was boiled eggs in it besides pure water. Come to get along with each other. Besides, you are already in the third year of high school, and if you can’t stand others, it will be the last year at most. If you have that kind of effort, you might as well think about retraining. After practicing for so many years, it would be a pity not to run.”

Zhang Zhao didn't care. After repairing the chair, he began to frantically ravage Caesar's big hairy head. "I just can't stand him...he hasn't even eaten cold noodles."

"It's okay if you haven't eaten cold noodles? You endorsed cold noodles!" Zhang Yang just came back to take a look, and didn't want to stay longer. It’s not as good as a neighbor, if I can take care of you, I will take care of you.”

"I don't take care of him, he..." Zhang Zhao swallowed the last part of the sentence, wanting to say that he would smell like soap bubbles.

Zhang Yang was in a hurry to leave. "Anyway, let me let you go, don't bully your classmates all day long. How old are you? You will be 18 years old in the college entrance examination next year... I'm leaving. If you are in a hurry, go downstairs and take a walk with the dog, and change your temper!" I took a few bottles of water and walked away.

"Come on... Besides, I didn't bully him." Zhang Zhao said to himself, staring at the stool legs that could not go back together with Caesar, worrying.

The reason why Zhang Yang was in a hurry to leave was because someone was waiting, but it was agreed that he was at the gate of the community, and he couldn't find anyone for a long time.He was impatient and just about to make a phone call when he saw a round-inch young man running towards him with two bottles of iced drinks in his hand.

"Why did you go?" Zhang Yang stared, "Crossing the road and you want to be bumped, right?"

Even though it was a car accident last year, Yang Guang still felt a pain in the back of his head after hearing this.The small scar on the temple won't go away, leaving a small tick. "I'm afraid you won't be able to find me, and I'm in a hurry..." Knowing that the third child is impatient, Yang Guang put something in his hand, "Third brother, do you drink water? Buy one get one free at the 711 next to your house."

"Who told you to buy water? You don't know how to read the road when you cross the road. How old are you?" Zhang Yang bullied his classmates, not losing to his cousin at all, only worse, "You can't read traffic lights when you are a sophomore. If you dare to run away, I need your bottle of water."

Yang Guang is afraid of publicity, not only him, the third child in the dormitory is more powerful than the eldest. "Isn't it a discount... It's hot, I'm afraid you will be thirsty. Didn't you say that you are most afraid of heat?"

"Try crossing the road again without looking at the red light, I can't beat you to death." Zhang Yang couldn't stand his uselessness, let alone his greed for cheap, "Are you hungry?"

Yang Guang is a little shorter than Zhang Yang, and his elder brother has gone abroad again, so he regards Zhang Yang as his elder brother. "kind of."

"Could you please say something sweet, what does it mean?" Zhang Yang squeezed the water for him. Xiao Guang is the youngest in the dormitory, and he never dared to express his feelings clearly, and he didn't know how his parents taught him.Now he has figured it out, a little bit means that he is very hungry.

"There's a steamed seafood nearby, have you tried it? The third brother will take you there."

Yang Guang ran with the third child for a day, and the last meal was at noon. "I haven't tried it. Steamed seafood was only popular last year. My brother said he would bring me to eat it when he came back."

"Don't be your brother, you have to wait for someone to take you to eat." Zhang Yang couldn't stand it. He had never eaten steamed seafood, so he stretched out a thin hand to call a taxi, "Let's go, eat, go Then you cross the road and look at it, the last time you ran a red light and got hit, you really thought you had nine lives..."

"Hey, third brother, I'll listen to what you say." Yang Guang followed up obediently, clinging to him, "I sold facial masks again this month, third brother, I want to recharge your meal card."

"Forget about it, how much money do you have... cross the road and look at the car!" Zhang Yang carried him into the car, alas, I can't take it, I really can't take it, it broke my heart.

The next day, Zhang Zhao came to school very early. For some reason, he couldn't fall asleep after 4 o'clock, and kept opening his eyes until 6 o'clock before jumping up.After a series of routine training, he was like a sneaky thief, hovering in front of the reception room.

Su Xiaoyuan hurried to the school gate, he was late, and the morning alarm clock didn't ring for some reason.I saw Zhang Zhao from a distance, wearing lake green sports shorts, very recognizable.

"Squad leader, are you exercising?" He greeted affectionately. Fortunately, Zhang Zhao is here, so there must be a lot of people in the class, so it's not too conspicuous to go in by yourself.

"Ah, I just finished practicing, and I'm stretching my legs." Zhang Zhao is familiar with Uncle Zhang, because the two of them are relatives with the same surname. They used to climb over the wall and ask the uncle to cover, "Uncle Zhang, I'm leaving!"

Lao Zhang has been in No. 5 Middle School for decades, and he knew this young man [-] years ago. He complained about the training of special students. He came first every day, and he couldn't leave the school. "Go to class quickly, don't run if you don't run, you can keep up with the culture class!"

"Me? Try your best, let's have some skewers some other day." Zhang Zhao picked up his bag, barely hearing the footsteps behind him.It's really light enough, Su Xiaoyuan walks like a crane, without making a sound!

"Hey!" He stopped suddenly and turned around to frighten people.

"Ah!" Su Xiaoyuan didn't concentrate, all his attention was on Zhang Zhao's exposed legs.How come his legs are so long, his calves are so long, it must be like a gust of wind when he runs.

Zhang Zhao was a little happy when he screamed out in fright.But there was a feeling in his heart that pulled him back. He obviously arranged a play, but he didn't want to, especially didn't want to ask Su Xiaoyuan to enter the third year of high school, and saw the blackboard newspaper that he was so confused.

"Aren't you leaving?" Su Xiaoyuan turned his head to look at the teaching building, "Do you want me to borrow your homework?"

Zhang Zhao stood stupidly, tilting his head, wondering what to do. "Why don't you go into class first, you...you can accompany me to the men's room to change your school uniform."

The author has something to say: Xiaoguang is a milk attack, everyone, don't stand on the wrong cp, it will evolve into a clingy milk dog in the later stage.

Zhang Gou: He has never eaten fried cold noodles!

Zhang Yang: Are you sick?

Turn around

Zhang Yang: You have never eaten steamed seafood!

Xiaoguang: Aww (weak, helpless and wronged)