Ma'am is angry again

Chapter 1 The Little Pig Fairy

——You have to know that you became a god not because of your own efforts, but because Mr. System has taken a fancy to you at a glance among tens of millions of people.

Luo Yusheng sat on the cloud, watching the long line of people in front of him, and listening to the chatter of the fairy system he was bound to.Is this large wave of newly promoted immortals really like Mr. System said, there are not enough immortals in the sky, so they recruit a large number of disciples who cultivate immortals from the world, and hand-picked them to become immortals?

During the break in the queue, she still had time to think about her tragic experience not long ago.If it wasn't for the burst of purple light that suddenly exploded, she might have already descended to the Underworld of Hades, instead of waiting here to be canonized by the heavenly court.Speaking of which, the guy from the same teacher's school is really vicious. He is always cheerful when he sees everyone. Who knew he would have such dark thoughts?Besides, she didn't offend that junior at all, right?Immortal cultivators despise such things as taking people's cultivation base and fortune, let alone taking their lives.Luo Yusheng bit her finger, and she sighed sadly in her heart, now she has become a god, so be more reserved, maybe it will be difficult to avenge her past self.

——So you have to work hard to cultivate and strive to climb up to the status of Xianjun as soon as possible, so that my performance can improve, understand?I don't expect you to be promoted to a god-king either.

It took Luo Yusheng a long time to accept Mr. System, but when listening to him say these nonsensical words, he still felt a sense of trance.Fortunately, after finishing the last sentence, the Immortal system automatically hibernated and no longer made any sounds to disturb her.In such a short period of time, the number of people in line in front of them dropped by dozens, and she had already seen the star official who was dozing off while registering on paper.

——Luo Yusheng, the Little Pig Immortal.

The deliberately protracted ending made the people behind burst into laughter. Luo Yusheng knew that there are four levels of gods in this heaven, namely gods, gods, servants, and servants. Generally, new gods ascend from the lowest level of immortals. Starting as a waiter, there are only a handful of people who have jumped to the rank of fairy waiter.It's just that this position happens to be Little Pig Fairy, which makes people feel a lot of emotion.Luo Yusheng just hesitated for a moment, then a purple awn shot up all over his body.She raised her head slightly, and saw a young celestial monarch put two lotus seals on her brows, and with a flick of her sleeve, swept her to a strange hall, which was regarded as the completion of the canonization.

The efficiency of Tianjie's work is really high, and there is no chance for people to respond at all?Luo Yusheng got down on the ground with hands and feet together, looked at the two little fairy servants in blue who were walking towards him, before he could smile, his expression became stiff because of the little pig that rushed out of the palace.Little Pig Fairy, as the name suggests, is a stinky pig breeder in the heavens. Compared with horse breeders and flower breeders, this is not known how many grades are lower. Is there really a door for promotion?

Luo Yusheng looked at the little fairy attendant with compassionate eyes, and suddenly felt an ominous premonition, she murmured her lips, and asked with some difficulty: "The last fairy waiter——"

The clear voice of the little fairy servant rang out: "Being pushed by a certain god's pet pig, he fell from Luoxiantai and was reborn as a pig of a certain wealthy family."

Luo Yusheng's heart skipped a beat, and he woke up the dormant system master, and found out that the pigs in the heavens are also divided into three or six grades, depending on the cultivation of their owners.If unfortunately it collides with the pig of a certain god, I am afraid that even the fairy will not be able to deal with it at once, let alone the lower-level fairy.Some of the ten thousand pig gardens are provided by the God of Cookery, and a small part is quite expensive, asking grandpa to sue grandma for offerings.

Luo Yusheng then called up a booklet called "Promotion Method" from Mr. System. Take a look here, there are densely packed small characters, isn't it written with the words "hugging the thigh"?Some little fairy servants in the palace of the gods are more powerful than ordinary fairy servants or even fairy kings.However, most of the gods in the heavens cannot retreat, or they have experienced calamities in the world, so it is difficult to bump into those arrogant little fairy servants who show off their power and bully others.

"My lord, you came just in time. Recently, a batch of piglets were born. The Emperor of Heaven hand-picked them as sacrifices to Xuantian Shenjun. He wants us to live well here." The new official came within half an hour after taking office. new task.Ordinary little piggies are taken care of by fairy servants and fairy boys, but once the emperor of heaven speaks, the word "Jinggui" will be pasted on the little piggies. If something goes wrong, they will be killed on the immortal platform.Where ordinary fairy servants dare to touch, they can only be taken care of by the little pig fairy.

Speaking of which, Xuantian Shenjun is also a well-known figure in the heavenly world, and he can almost sit on an equal footing with the heavenly emperor.Luo Yusheng had just bound the Immortal System, so she heard a lot of her legendary things.In the heavens, there may be people who are disrespectful to the emperor and queen, but when they talk about the story of Xuantian Shenjun, the eyes of all the little fairy attendants are full of admiration.Back then, the most beloved little princess of the Emperor of Heaven was disrespectful to this girl, and in the end she was punished for 60 years.Even the Eastern Emperor Bell in the Heavenly Emperor Hall was smashed by this man with a burst of spiritual power.Since then, Xuantian Shenjun has become the first-class figure in the heavens and the only one who can't be messed with. It's just that this Shenjun is going through calamities in the mortal world recently, and she Luo Yusheng is also the same for a while. I can't see that honor.

Before ascension, Luo Yusheng's daily task was to cultivate and eliminate monsters. She might be good at killing pigs and sheep, but it was really embarrassing for her to raise such a group of squawking piglets.Most of the walls of the Ten Thousand Pigs Garden are the precautions for raising pigs, and the categories are particularly detailed. Luo Yusheng only glanced at it, and then covered his face, looking as if he might as well be dead.The little fairy attendants who didn't know how to wink at the side added fuel to the fire, talking about the horror of Xuantian Shenjun.Dare to feel is that it is better to neglect a fairy than a pig enshrined to a god.

Should we implement the law of hugging thighs, find a fairy king and a way to get promoted, and stay away from this noisy garden of ten thousand pigs?But Luo Yusheng found out very sadly that she couldn't leave the Ten Thousand Pigs Garden at all, and other immortals would rather detour than pass by the Ten Thousand Pigs Garden. A place where gods can't avoid.

"Should Xuantian Shenjun come back these days?" The little fairy servant is always discussing his idol, who doesn't know who will help carry water and feed, Luo Yusheng is busy all by himself, her crappy fairy art It is also overwhelmed to use, and it messes up a lot of things.

It is also strange to say that on the day when Xuantian Shenjun was supposed to return to the heaven, suddenly there was a burst of purple awns. This has never seen the Shenjun return to the throne, but the little piglets in the Ten Thousand Pigs Garden were illuminated by the purple light and suddenly fell ill. Quite a lot.Before Luo Yusheng could check them, they died, leaving only corpses lying in the pigsty.It would be fine if it was an ordinary meat pig, but a few of the group of expensive pigs also died. Luo Yusheng frowned for a while, thinking that this matter could not be concealed any longer, so he simply slaughtered the remaining few and burned them. It became a roast suckling pig, and the aroma filled the entire Ten Thousand Pigs Garden for a while.

At first, I thought that the gods in the sky have no desires and desires, but when I arrived in the heaven, I realized that this is another world, where all kinds of delicacies that can be seen or not seen in the world are kept, and when they are alive, they are as comfortable as pets. But if the gods want to try something new one day, they will be miserable.For example, the moon rabbit in the moon palace looked like it had been by Immortal Changyi's side for tens of millions of years, but in fact, I don't know how many rabbits have been replaced.As for the bones of the Moon Rabbit, they could be piled up into mountains.

After this incident, Luo Yusheng didn't bother to take care of the Wanzhuyuan's affairs anymore, but when the superiors sent people, they randomly found some excuses to prevaricate them. He is still Xianjun's precious heart and soul, so he chops up all of them for cooking, so as not to be upset.Luo Yusheng stayed in the heaven for a period of time, and this ability didn't improve, but it happened that he gained a lot of flesh.

One day, there was another false news that Xuantian Shenjun was going back to the heaven. The Emperor of Heaven also thought of the offerings in Wanzhuyuan. Then dozens of heavenly soldiers and generals came to the Ten Thousand Pigs Garden to offer sacrifices.But in the empty pigsty, how could there be those sacrifices?The little pig fairy from Ten Thousand Pigs Garden was lazily lying on the roof, belching between his teeth.

When the Dongchuang incident happened, Luo Yusheng was still immersed in the happy and carefree days after the broken jar, and was escorted to the Palace of Heavenly Emperor. When he looked at the gods and celestials, his face was calm, and there was nothing in his beautiful eyes. flustered.It's just that with this posture, is she going to become the immortal who has the least predestined relationship to immortality and is demoted the fastest after becoming an immortal?The noisy voices in the main hall intertwined, nothing more than that she was the first one who dared to guard and steal from Little Pig Immortal.

——Mr. System?Mr. System?Immortal system?

Luo Yusheng called for his only golden finger.

——This system has been pissed off by you.

It's just that the person you choose has to be praised while kneeling. Once the immortal system is bound, it is the fate of the immortal, unless the soul is shattered and the soul is destroyed.

"How about this, God Lord Xuantian hasn't returned for a long time, so I will punish you to go back to God Lord Xuantian indirectly. If you complete the task, you will be promoted to Xianjun." Among the many discussions, the Emperor of Heaven made a final decision.

This is not extrajudicial grace, but the harshest punishment in the heavens.

Luo Yusheng was bathed in all kinds of sympathetic and gloating gazes, and she reacted belatedly.According to rumors in the heavens, Xuantian Shenjun is a person who values ​​etiquette, and pays more attention to the part of sacrifice, and she, Luo Yusheng, dared to eat the pig enshrined to the Shenjun.Luo Yusheng couldn't help shivering, she was escorted by the heavenly soldiers and thrown into the Heavenly Palace, the only luck was that her immortal bones and abilities were not removed.