Lu Xiaofeng's colleagues: Ximen cat

Chapter 40 Latest Update

Lu Xiaofeng laughed, and was about to start teasing, when light footsteps sounded, Mao Mao ran past quickly, and grabbed Ximen Chuuxue's sleeve: "Master, Master, Mao Mao..."

Seeing that Maomao was unaware of Ximen Chuuxue's cold air that should not be entered by strangers and jumped on him, and Ximen Chuuxue, who almost never got so close to people, was not displeased at all, Lu Xiaofeng couldn't help but think, maybe this pair also quite suitable.

Ximen Chuuxue frowned and said, "Where are the shoes?"

Maomao Yubai shrank her little feet, her little toes moved uneasily, and lowered her head, "I forgot..."

Lu Xiaofeng thought that he was about to see the rare scene of the sword god training the cat, but the next moment he found that the cat had already skillfully climbed onto Ximen Chuuxue, he couldn't help being a little stunned.

Shouldn't, um, be out of the way?

Lu Xiaofeng, who was thinking about matters related to life and death, suddenly heard his name, and stopped when he was about to move.

"Moustache and Huahua, who have no beard, said that if Maomao was a woman, she could marry her owner..."

Beardless mustache, beardless mustache...

Lu Xiaofeng only felt that a group of crows flew by in the sky...

In the past, the hairless monk who heard the cat called the honest monk thought it was very interesting, but it really fell on him...

Why do you still call yourself mustache when you have no beard? Lu Xiaofeng is full of resentment: Since you call him mustache, why don't you add the three-character adjective no beard!

Ximen Chuuxue hummed lightly.

Hearing the owner's approval, the cat smiled happily, and counted eight fingers seriously and showed it to its owner: "When the cat grows to eight tails, it can become a male if it wants to be a male. The one who becomes a mother becomes a mother...how about waiting for the cat to become a mother and marry its owner?"

Lu Xiaofeng couldn't help coughing dryly, and interjected: "Maomao, how many tails do you have now?"

Maomao stretched out a tender finger: "One."

Lu Xiaofeng said: "Maomao, you are over one year old now, right? You only have one tail when you are over one year old, when will you grow eight tails?"

It is not easy to become a female cat when you know eight tails. How does a cat know when it is so difficult to grow eight tails?Although after yelling at the old man that night, there were a lot of things in his head, but Mao Mao didn't understand it very well.

Maomao just shook his head.

Lu Xiaofeng said: "If you never grow eight tails, doesn't your master never get married?"

"Ah?" Mao Mao looked at him disappointedly: "Then what should we do?"

Seeing Maomao's trusting eyes, Lu Xiaofeng felt a sense of guilt, but in comparison, the cold light shot by Ximen Chuuxue was more lethal, coughed dryly and said, "It's better for you to get married first."

Mao Mao was confused: "Is it possible? But Mao Mao is still male..."

Lu Xiaofeng said: "It doesn't matter, as long as your master doesn't mind."

Mao Mao went to tug on Ximen Chuuxue's sleeve again: "Master, let's get married! Mao Mao will become a mother soon."

Ximen Chuuxue said indifferently: "You want to marry me?"

Maomao nodded, and looked at Ximen Chuuxue expectantly with big wet eyes: "We're getting married! We're getting married!"

Ximen Chuixue said: "Do you know what marriage is?"

Mao Mao nodded seriously: "Getting married means sleeping together at night!"

Ximen Chuuxue was speechless.

Maomao had no choice but to ask Lu Xiaofeng: "Miao Huzi, what is marriage?"

Lu Xiaofeng said: "Getting married means, um, after getting married, you are Ximen Chuuxue's most important person, and he is also your most important person, so be loyal and never leave."

Maomao nodded: "Oh."

Lu Xiaofeng was surprised: "You understand?" When did Mao Mao have such a high IQ?

Mao Mao nodded earnestly: "Marriage means that you are not allowed to run away from home." Never leave...

Lu Xiaofeng held his forehead: Sure enough...

"Do you know what loyalty is?"

Maomao shook her head honestly.

"Just don't be half-hearted. After marrying Ximen Chuuxue, you can only sleep with him, and he can only sleep with you. Other times, you can't find anyone else even if you sleep alone."

Mao Mao nodded cheerfully: "Maomao only sleeps with its owner." Originally, Maomao only slept with its owner, what's so difficult about it?

Lu Xiaofeng nodded in satisfaction, and in the middle of the point, he suddenly thought that for cats and cats, the issue of loyalty may be more complicated than that of humans, so he emphasized: "You can't sleep with cats, cats, foxes, etc..."

Mao Mao still nodded cheerfully: "Maomao doesn't sleep with female cats."

Lu Xiaofeng breathed a sigh of relief, he didn't expect Maomao to let go of his mother cat dream so quickly, luckily...Suddenly the second part of Maomao's words caught his ears, Lu Xiaofeng almost choked to death on his own saliva, even Ximen Chuuxue froze.

"...Cats and cats only give birth to kittens..."

"Cough, cough, cough..." Lu Xiaofeng managed to recover from Ximen Chuuxue's murderous gaze, and said, "...this doesn't work either."

Mao Mao wondered: "Why?"

"...This kind of thing can only be done with people who are married."

Mao Mao pouted and said, "But the master won't give birth to kittens..."

The owner will not give birth to kittens...

Of course your master will not have a kitten...

Lu Xiaofeng didn't know whether to laugh or cry.

If someone else had encountered such a thing, Lu Xiaofeng would have laughed loudly without hesitation, but the protagonist of this matter was Ximen Chuuxue, and he was more worried about whether he would be murdered to silence him.

In my heart, I secretly wiped tears of sympathy for Ximen Chuuxue, and squeezed cold sweats of sympathy for Mao Mao.

You two, wish for yourselves...

"Mustache mustache!"

Lu Xiaofeng realized that he couldn't pretend he couldn't hear him. The silly cat was still chasing after him, coughed dryly and said, "Anyway, after getting married, it doesn't matter whether it's a cat or a fox."

Mao Mao dejectedly: "Oh..."

Suddenly his eyes lit up, he jumped off Ximen Chuuxue, ran out, and was grabbed back by Ximen Chuuxue: "What are you doing?"

Mao Mao's eyes were round and bright, and he said proudly: "Moustache, who has no beard, said that after getting married, you can't have kittens...Maomao will give birth to kittens first and then get married...There are many beautiful female cats nearby... ..."

Lu Xiaofeng saw that Ximen Chuuxue's face was getting more and more ugly, but Mao Mao became more and more happy as he talked, so he interrupted with a dry cough.

Mao Mao asked curiously, "What's wrong with you, Moustache?"

Lu Xiaofeng said seriously: "Ximen Chuuxue, everything is over here, it's enough to clean up Huo Xiu, Hua Manlou and Huo Tianqing, how about you take Maomao back to Wanmei Villa to prepare for the wedding?"

"No!" Mao Mao protested: "Maomao hasn't given birth to kittens yet..."

Ximen Chuixue's face was as cold as water, and he said, "Okay."

Holding Mao Mao who was still struggling endlessly in his hand, he disappeared.

Watching their backs disappear, Lu Xiaofeng wiped off his cold sweat and said, "It's dangerous."

I never knew being a matchmaker was such a dangerous job!

Hua Manlou's voice came from behind: "What's so dangerous?"

Lu Xiaofeng sighed: "It's so dangerous that Lu Xiaofeng, who has four eyebrows, will kill someone, so dangerous that this place will be littered with corpses..."

Hua Manlou asked in surprise, "There are corpses all over the place?"

Lu Xiaofeng smiled and said, "It's not human corpses strewn all over the field, it's cats."

Hua Manlou knew that he was always talking nonsense, so he didn't bother to ask, "Where's the cat? It said it was looking for Ximen Chuuxue, why didn't it disappear?"

Lu Xiaofeng said: "I was arrested and sent back to Wanmei Villa. Let's go, we have to hurry up."

"Hurry up what?"

Lu Xiaofeng smiled and said, "Hurry up and get rid of Huo Xiu, so we can go to the wedding."

"Are you sure that behind Shangguan Feiyan must be Huo Xiu?"

Lu Xiaofeng said: "It is true that this matter was done neatly, without leaving any evidence, but no matter who does things, there will be a purpose, let alone such a well-planned and huge plan? So no matter how many clues are involved, the matter must be consistent with the final outcome. The beneficiaries cannot get away with it. Maybe Ye Xiuzhu is telling the truth, the Tsing Yi Building is indeed in Huo Xiu's small building. Anyway, just go and have a look, thieves are always guilty, maybe we don't need it He'll admit it when he opens his mouth."

Hua Manlou said: "That's right, the person behind the scenes wanted to push everything to Huo Tianqing so as to end everything. But he didn't want Huo Tianqing to be as stupid as he imagined, and he didn't know that Huo Tianqing knew about it from Shangguan Feiyan. How many things have happened to him, he will definitely feel guilty when he sees Huo Tianqing."

Lu Xiaofeng sighed: "I really hope it's not him, otherwise there will be one less friend to drink with."