Chapter 61 I don't care about that
Chapter 61 I don't care about that
The two of them straightened their skirts, no matter how much Gu Yu pulled the little dress, it was still crumpled.
Mo Yan said loudly: "Excuse me, is there anyone?"
Gu Yu whispered: "Apprentice, isn't this nonsense when you ask, how can no one have lights?"
Mo Yan rolled his eyes, almost foaming at the mouth, at this moment, a voice came from the tent: "Who—"
"Hello, I'm sorry to bother you, we are passers-by here, because we are still far away from our own tribe, so we want to stay here for one night."
There was silence inside for a while, and then there were footsteps, the thick curtain of the tent was lifted, and a young herdsman appeared at the door, looked them up and down, "That's it, then, please come in."
I didn't expect the herdsman to be so forthright, Mo Yan didn't use a single line he had prepared.
They followed the herders into the tent one after the other, and the two corals also walked in with a human appearance, but when they heard a "bang", the corals hit the beams of the house.
Gu Yu whispered, "You stupid bastard, be careful."
The herdsman walking in front turned his head, looked at Gu Yu in amazement, and then at the two corals behind him, "This, what is it?"
Mo Yan pursed the corners of his mouth, and gave Gu Yu a cold look, that look said - explain quickly!
Gu Yu cleared his throat, "They are spiritual things we transported from other places, and they want to be transplanted to our Northern Wilderness, where they will become precious medicinal materials when they grow up."
"That's right." The herdsman nodded, "Were you talking to them just now?"
"Yes, this plant is quite psychic. With a little magic, it can understand human language."
The herdsman frowned, "I think they look like corals in the sea."
"That's right, that's right..."
The three of them entered the tent. The herdsmen didn't bother with the coral anymore, but they were a little curious. The two corals stood neatly in the corner of the tent.
The herdsman said enthusiastically: "You are exhausted from the journey, would you like some hot wine?"
Before Mo Yan could politely evade, Gu Yu's head twitched like garlic, "Yes, yes."
Mo Yan had no choice but to remain silent again.
The hospitable herdsmen quickly served up hot spirits, "Please."
"Hey, is there just wine but no food?" Gu Yu Kaba asked with narrowed eyes.
Mo Yan felt his face fall to the ground with a bang, "Master, you and I have already caused a lot of inconvenience to others by coming here late at night, so you should drink the wine first! Okay?"
The language of discussion was an angry tone, Mo Yan stared at him fiercely, wishing to slap him twice on the spot, Gu Yu pouted, "Okay then, this old man will just let it go."
The herdsman's complexion was not very good-looking, and anyone who met such an impolite and unsophisticated master would not be happy.Mo Yan hurriedly explained: "Brother, don't mind, my master is getting old, and maybe his words are not good enough, you don't need to be as knowledgeable as him."
The herdsman smiled, "How could it be? They are brothers from the same country. I don't mind talking about it. But then again, this... your respected teacher looks really young."
Gu Yu took a sip of the wine and said happily, "That's natural."
"Can you be more humble?" Mo Yan asked.
"Is this the truth? Why should you be modest?" Gu Yu disagreed.
The herdsman was also a little helpless, got up and said: "Then I will go to rest first, the two of you can live in the guest room on the west side, and go to bed early."
"It's easy to say, little brother, thank you very much." Mo Yan smiled.
"Thank you, the wine is really good." Gu Yu said.
As soon as the herdsman turned around and went out, Mo Yan glared at Gu Yu fiercely and said, "You can't be a little deep?! You eat and drink all day long. You were reincarnated as a pig in your previous life."
"Presumptuous, how dare you..." Gu Yu's voice lowered, "How dare you disrespect my teacher and slander me as a pig over and over again, hoot."
... Mo Yan's black line, "Ahem, I'm also seeking truth from facts."
"You are a rebellious and dead apprentice, I will never talk to you again as a teacher, you have hurt my pride."
... "Master, then I have to say something." Mo Yan raised his voice in vain, "I beg you old man, please don't talk to me anymore!"
The two glared at each other for a long time, Gu Yu first entered the guest room on the west side angrily.
Mo Yan smiled secretly, and said to himself: "Old Antique, I'm so mad at you." Then he felt childish again, and got up and entered the room.
The room is not very spacious, there is only one bed which is not too big.Gu Yu was lying on the outside, facing outwards, and turned her back as if angry when she saw him coming in.The crumpled little dress was thrown aside by him.
Mo Yan said in a deep voice, "Are you sleeping inside or outside?"
Gu Yu paused every word: "Sleep in the middle."
... Mo Yan took off his boots, and pushed Gu Yu hard, "Give me a place."
"Some people are like this, it's really my misfortune." Gu Yu said, "You sleep inside."
"Then go outside!"
"I'm already far away, and if I go any further, I'm going to fall to the ground. You villain, do you want me to sleep on the ground when I'm old?"
Mo Yan was so angry that he almost rolled his eyes, pointed to the bed and said, "Look for yourself."
Gu Yu closed her eyes disapprovingly.
"Get up!" Mo Yan lifted Gu Yu up indiscriminately in a fit of anger, and pointed at the side of the bed through gritted teeth, "Open your eyes and see for yourself, how much space is there from the edge of the bed?!" He said, "Even if you want to fall to the ground while rolling around, you have no chance!"
Gu Yu was annoyed, but felt wronged, and moved inside, "Then I'll sleep inside, I'm afraid I'll be kicked to the ground by you in the middle of the night."
"Think of me as you." Mo Yan said to him, and lay down on the outside, with their backs to backs.
Drowsy, he fell asleep.The night in the Northern Wilderness was very cold, and they were covered with a thin blanket. Around dawn, Mo Yan, who was half asleep and half awake, felt that someone punched him hard from behind, and he was instantly crushed. Woke up, not to mention the fire, sat down and sat up, only to see Gu Yu opened his eyes in the dim light, and then smiled, "Apprentice, you are awake."
"Nonsense!" Mo Yan raised his forehead and asked the sky speechlessly, "Master, may I ask why you gave me a pestle so hard?"
"Hey, hee hee, haha."
"..."
Gu Yu sat up and patted the furious Mo Yan, "I have nothing else to do as a teacher, I just want you to come with me, once..."
"A trip to what? A trip to hell!"
"No, I'm going to the hut."
...It's really frustrating, Mo Yan took a deep breath, tried his best to use a calm tone, and said coldly: "Do you still need me to accompany you when you go to the latrine? You are too old to untie your pants, Or..." He paused, originally he didn't want to say anything, but because he was too angry, he said sarcastically, "It's still too old to even hold the guy."
I thought this sentence was enough to scare Gu Yu, but I didn't expect that Gu Yu didn't mean to be ashamed at all, instead she leaned closer to him and said with a smile: "My beloved, if you are willing to hold the dick for Master, then I will feel comfortable peeing." too much."
...It's really a strong player has its own strong player.Mo Yan was completely defeated this time.
Under the dark sky, I saw two figures leaving the tent one after the other.
"Just pee here, where are you going!" Mo Yan was chilled by the breeze, hugging his shoulders and said.
"Here? No way, there is no shelter on all sides. If someone else sees it, how embarrassing it would be for a teacher."
"Who stays awake in the middle of the night and comes out to peek at you peeing?!"
"Apprentice, it's almost dawn now."
"Are you peeing or not!"
Gu Yu was a little reluctant, and pointed to a piece of dark green lawn in front of him, "Then how about peeing here?"
"My God...Master, you really think of yourself as a child."
"Joke, I am a teacher at such a long age, how could he be a boy, my beloved disciple, you are obviously laughing at my teacher." After a pause, "But I like it, which shows that I still look quite pure. .”
Just stab me to death!Mo Yan said from the bottom of his heart, "Pure, pure, Master, you are the most pure in the world. Hurry up and pee, we can go back quickly after peeing."
"Didn't you say you want to hold it for the teacher? Come on, it's your honor to give you this opportunity. In the past 300 years, the number of times I have been touched by others is limited."
These words made Mo Yan feel chills all over his body. He was already cold, but now he was about to lose his teeth. Looking at Gu Yu's majestic object, he smiled and said, "Master, you are humble, you are not small." Grab him by the hand, "Speed!"
"It hurts so much! Are you going to be abolished as a teacher!" Gu Yu pushed him away, "Believe it or not, I'll piss all over you."
... Mo Yan almost fell to the ground, this guy really can't be provoked, can't be provoked.
"Master, I was wrong. I beg you, old man, to urinate quickly. For the sake of your health, you are not suitable for patience at such an age. If you suffocate, it will lead to incontinence. If you are a majestic martial artist, if you wet the bed and wet your pants or something, It would be detrimental to face.”
"Then hurry up and serve me." Gu Yu raised his eyebrows, "Just do what you say, this is the minimum integrity of a person, and it is also the basic morality of people in the world."
So, under the dimly lit sky, one person was urinating comfortably, and the other person was holding that person's hand, turning his head to one side, with a resentful and helpless expression on his face.
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