Lookout Men and Widows

Chapter 70

Before the matter between Zheng Chengcai and his wife was resolved, Yang Xuan called You Ming and asked You Ming to go to his house.

When You Ming received the call, he was on the bed with Jiang Yu'an in the bedroom, and it took him a while to answer Yang Xuan's call.

You Ming looked at Jiang Yu'an's face while answering the phone.

Jiang Yu'an was looking at him with a smile that was not a smile, with the corners of his mouth curled up, adding a bit of evil spirit, but full of charm.

After hanging up the phone, You Ming threw Jiang Yu'an down.

You Ming never restrained himself in this regard.

As long as You Ming wants to, Jiang Yu'an will never refuse, so sometimes when the door of the room is closed, You Ming can no longer do business.

When everything calmed down, Jiang Yu'an waved his arms to clean the sheets and quilts.

You Ming felt that the cleansing spell was the most useful of the basic spells. After all, the bed sheets were only changed in one day, and anyone with insufficient brains could guess what they did the night before.

And it's still in the Jiang family, so if the elders find out, they will definitely feel ashamed.

"Anything else?" Jiang Yu'an held You Ming's hand.

You Ming leaned on Jiang Yu'an's shoulder and closed his eyes: "I didn't say clearly on the phone, and his tone was very urgent. I'll go and have a look after lunch tomorrow."

Jiang Yu'an patted You Ming on the back.

It was when You Ming was about to fall asleep that he realized that he hadn't taken a shower yet. Although he had a cleansing spell, he liked the feeling of the water washing over his body even more when taking a bath.

After he took a shower, the drowsiness was long gone, so he went to take the book to the bed, poured a glass of milk, and put two spoonfuls of sugar.

You Ming didn't like sweet food very much in the past, he was used to the bland taste, and after his health recovered, he liked to eat all kinds of food.

Sweet and sour.

In summer, he also likes to eat fried bitter gourd.

Jiang's mother and Jiang's father would never touch the bitter gourd on the table.

Only Jiang Yu'an can eat two bites, but not too much.

You Ming belatedly asked, "Has your sense of taste improved?"

Jiang Yu'an looked at You Ming strangely, the topic changed from how to work to taste?But he still said, "Yes."

You Ming is gearing up: "Then I will cook for you next time."

Jiang Yu'an didn't refuse either, but with a smile in his eyes: "Okay."

As long as it is given to him by You Ming, he feels good.

You Ming went out after lunch at noon the next day. The sun was shining outside, and he could barely keep his eyes open without sunglasses.

You Ming put on a gray peaked cap and sunglasses, and was about to go out to take a taxi. He was a little dizzy at noon, and he didn't bother to drive by himself.

When he arrived at Yang Xuan's house, Yang Xuan hadn't had lunch yet. There were takeaway boxes on the table. The air conditioner was too low, and the takeaway boxes were not even getting any heat. When Yang Xuan saw You Ming, he looked excited like seeing a relative. He walked up to meet him, still holding the wooden carving in his hand.

You Ming took a step back unconsciously.

Yang Xuan was taken aback, looked down at his hand, and laughed twice: "I'll go and put it down."

The wood carving shook twice.

Just like a phone vibrating.

Yang Xuan's eyes widened, and he quickly explained to You Ming: "I have never used this thing again!"

You Ming pursed his lips into a straight line and said, "It's nothing."

Yang Xuan gave up on himself: "Laugh, don't hold back."

Only then did You Ming laugh.

"You didn't make it clear on the phone." You Ming sat on the sofa.

Yang Xuan put the wood carving on the table and sat on the lazy sofa next to him. He glanced at the wood carving, hesitated for a while before covering his face and said: "I really don't have the face to take it to the Taoist temple."

"Is there no other way?" Yang Xuan looked at You Ming with despair.

You Ming was planning to learn the technique of superseding the babies in order to save those babies, but he hadn't learned any tricks yet, so of course he couldn't take over the superseding job.

Transcendence is actually an independent technique.

Other techniques are all analogy, but it is not.

Super speed is powerful, not necessarily great in other aspects.

In the same way, if you are powerful in other aspects, even if you can use spells to summon wind and rain, you may not be able to save the souls of the dead.

Therefore, the slow progress of learning super speed is also within You Ming's expectation.

It's normal not to learn.

Yang Xuan asked with a sad face: "Then can you change a container for him? I bought a lot of small wooden figures."

This is fine, You Ming nodded: "Take out the wooden man."

The wooden figurines were big and small, some were rough and some were very delicate. Yang Xuan set up a table for You Ming to choose, and he had the face to take it to the Taoist temple for another container.

The most embarrassing thing is - this thing can still vibrate, and the vibration frequency depends on the mood of Li Shitou who lives inside.

"At first I was planning to go to the Taoist temple with him in mind." Yang Xuan's expression was very sour, "As a result, he started to shake on the bus. I couldn't clean up the wooden sculpture so big, and the sound was loud when it shook. I didn’t dare to take it out, and he was still jumping outside, if I hadn’t happened to pass by a platform, I really can’t believe how I would have come that day, I would have died of shame and anger!”

You Ming picked up a wood carving, the darker the wood, the better.

After he finished chanting the mantra, the black shadow escaped from the wood carving. This time, the black shadow was no longer completely black, but white and black, like a cow, which looked particularly joyful.

Yang Xuan didn't hold back, his eyes narrowed into slits when he laughed.

You Ming placed the chosen little wooden figure at the feet of the black shadow, and re-chanted the mantra, and the black shadow got in.

Before sneaking in, Soi Ying's gaze was focused on Yang Xuan, and You Ming next to him seemed to be non-existent in his eyes.

I don't know where Yang Xuan bought the little wooden figurine. The wood is pretty good. You Ming asked strangely, "Why does this wooden figurine still have joints?"

Yang Xuan: "My friend gave it to me. He learned to draw. Compared with this drawing of the human body, every joint can move."

You Ming didn't understand art, so he didn't have artistic talent. When he painted watercolors when he was a child, his teacher couldn't just say that he painted well without conscience.

Yang Xuan was still saying: "I can't use the woodcarving from before, otherwise I will always think of Li Shitou. I'm going to buy another silicone one that can vibrate by itself. Do you want it? I asked a friend to buy it and said it was made in the United States. Best, you can put together the order with me, the shipping fee can save a lot, and then give it to your boyfriend, and he can entertain himself without you being around him."

You Ming said solemnly: "No need."

Yang Xuan sighed regretfully: "It seems that I have to pay the full postage myself."

It has to be said that Yang Xuan opened the door to a new world for You Ming, although the world inside the door is not very attractive to You Ming.

"Is there anything else? If not, I'll leave first." You Ming asked.

Yang Xuan suddenly said: "Ah, there is one thing, Brother You, it's like this, a friend of mine quarreled with his boyfriend, and when we broke up, his boyfriend cursed him for not being able to poke it in."

You Ming has a question mark on his face?

What does it mean that the small ones cannot be poked in?

Yang Xuan laughed and said, "Oh, that's right there."

As he spoke, he made a very obscene gesture, making a circle with his thumb and index finger, and then tightened them.

"That's it."

You Ming understands, and after understanding, he is sweating.

What is this all about?

Yang Xuan said: "He has a new boyfriend now, but he has been unable to do that...to see a doctor, the doctor said it is a psychological problem, if it is really a physical problem, then he can't even go to the toilet."

"He complained to me a few days ago, and I wondered if his ex-boyfriend's curse had come true?"

You Ming thought for a while, and said from a professional point of view: "His ex-boyfriend may be Yan Ling."

Yang Xuan had a shocked face: "Yan Ling is the kind of person who can say anything? Then if he says that I can win the lottery next month, will I really win the lottery next month?"

You Ming shook his head: "Word spirits first appeared in Japan, and what was fulfilled were curses or oaths."

Yang Xuan chewed repeatedly: "The good ones don't work, but the bad ones?"

You Ming nodded.

Yang Xuan looked confused: "Then he can curse people at will?"

You Ming frowned: "It seems that I really want to go with you. If it is really Yan Ling, then he must regain his physique."

As for Zheng Chengcai, there was no rush. Chen Min had to drink medicine for a full month, and Zheng Chengcai had to wear a jade pendant for a month before proceeding to the next step. During this period, You Ming was relatively relaxed.

Yang Xuan quickly said: "Then I will give you his WeChat account. If he seduces you, you must not fall for it. He has such a cheap temper. If he sees a good-looking little brother, he will post it. If I hadn't known him long ago , I broke up with him a long time ago."

You Ming glanced at him.

Yang Xuan sighed: "I fell in love with my senior when I was in college, and when he found out, he went to have sex with my senior, and turned around and showed it off to me."

You Ming didn't understand very much: "Then you are still friends?"

Yang Xuan nodded: "Yes, he knows a lot of gossip, as long as I don't introduce my boyfriend or crush to him, that's fine."

You Ming didn't quite understand their friendship.

Yang Xuan's friend is called Luo Bei, a short boy. When You Ming met him, Luo Bei was wearing a pink overalls with white short sleeves and white sneakers. The overalls were still shorts. , above the knee.

A closer look reveals that he has eyebrows and inner eyeliner, foundation on his face, and nude lipstick on his mouth.

Yang Xuan could see it, but You Ming didn't.

I just feel that this Robert is too delicate, and You Ming can only trim his eyebrows now.

Robert also brought a gift to You Ming.

"This is a seaweed mask. It's the latest one. It's very effective. It can remove acne and replenish water." Luo Bei walked up to You Ming familiarly. He has a baby face and looks very cute. He is less than 1.6 meters and just over [-] meters He looks very petite, with a pair of thin white legs dangling.

You Ming glanced at his leg, feeling that he could break it if he tried hard.

Robben also whispered: "Originally, I was tight enough there, and none of the boyfriends I talked to did not praise me."

He's pretty proud.

The three of them met at an intersection, and You Ming was about to take them to a coffee shop or tea house where they could talk. Before they took two steps, Robben rubbed against You Ming, and smiled innocently at You Ming. Ming said: "Brother You, if you can cure me, I will promise you with my body, okay?"

Yang Xuan curled his lips at the side, thinking that even if he is so handsome, you Ming can't even look up to him, but he still likes you, a little flirt?