dhibooks Chapter 30 Is it enough for Grandpa Mao to buy you as a sex slave?
Chapter 30 Is it enough for Grandpa Mao to buy you as a sex slave?
"Sex slave? Is your taste strong enough?" Hei Yu carried a big plastic bag, which was bulging, and walked up to Yuan Luo who was counting money with his head down.
It is not easy to sell fish for a living. The money you earn is one yuan, one dime, and the largest denomination does not exceed 20 yuan.Alas, other people have been using apple forks these days. Yuan Luo's water-soaked Mi Er is still not willing to change it. He barely repaired it and is still insisting on updating the code words.
In winter, Yuan Luo's hands were red from the cold. He touched fish in the cold water just now, but his fingers were so thick that they almost turned into carrots.His embarrassment was reflected in Hei Yu's eyes.But Hei Yu, the villain, not only didn't show any sympathy, but obviously came to laugh at him.
Yuan Luo heard a familiar voice with little ups and downs, raised his head, and saw Hei Yu's paralyzed face in sight: "Hmph, what's none of your business?" Yuan Luo said this with a very guilty conscience. He knew that when he wrote that paragraph, the small leather whips, small wax oils and so on in his mind were all dripped on the chest of the man who looked tall and strong.
Hei Yu put the big bag on the porcelain table, and with a vigorous hand, propped his head on the table, he stepped over the large and small fish bowls, and sat directly on the stool beside Yuan Luo.
It was rare for him to bring his face so close that his lips almost touched Yuan Luo's red earlobe: "How much will it cost to buy you as a sex slave?" He was obviously referring to "Lone Brain Planet", Lonia was locked in a cage for auction, and the numbers on the billboard were jumping up and down.After speaking, he also took out a wallet from his suit trousers pocket, with a dazzling golden bee on it.Yuan Luo glanced secretly, cucci?He can recognize all these letters, but he doesn't know how to pronounce them together. "Coarse (cu)... Thin (cci)?" But Yuan Luo could tell that the leather of that brand was very good, and he could tell at a glance that Hei Yu was indeed a rich man.Yuan Luo instantly felt that he was even more inferior when holding a dozen of five yuan and ten yuan.
Hei Yu took out a handful of RMB and put it on the porcelain table.Yuan Luo has no other skills, but the fiery eyes developed by selling fish for a long time allow him to see at a glance the number of Grandpa Mao in this mess, at least a hundred.Yuan Luo was stunned, and hurriedly stammered and asked, "You, what are you doing?"
Hei Yu was still unsmiling, and said solemnly: "I will buy you as a sex slave. Is 1 yuan enough?"
"What are you kidding?!" Yuan Luo quickly looked around, hoping that his colleagues in the vegetable market would not hear what he said so embarrassingly.
"Come on, tell me, what kind of service do you order?" Hei Yu's serious molesting look was really disgusting.I don't know, I thought he was talking about how many points the stock market rose today.
Yuan Luo was angry, and he didn't take it like this when he bullied others, knowing that he was poor...
"I can chop heads, scrape skins, peel bones, and sexually abuse you. Are you satisfied!" Of course, his meanings correspond to chopping fish heads, scraping fish scales, and picking fish bones.
"Satisfied, satisfied." Hei Yu slapped his palms hypocritically, while still making sarcastic remarks.
"You...! Take your stinky money away. I am self-reliant. Although I don't earn much, I still have backbone. I won't accept money from unknown sources like you." What's more It's such an inexplicable reason that people don't know how to speak.
"No." Hey~?Hei Yu actually acted coquettishly with him, the obstinate look of a big man who turned his face away, was actually a little cute.
But Yuan Luo will not be moved by beauty: "Take it, take it, take it away, or I will throw it away." As he said, he picked up the stack of banknotes worth about 1 yuan and was about to go Throw it in the trash can stuffed with fish scales and swim bladders.
"Oh, don't stop," Hei Yu finally stood up, and blocked Yuan Luo's hand, "I'm just kidding, is this money enough for you to buy a new mobile phone?" He glanced at it pointedly. Glancing at Yuan Luo's dilapidated second-generation Xiaomi, he said, "You should buy the latest iPhone. It's fast, and it will allow you to write novels well. Although the writing is not very good, it won't make readers wait too long. How long isn't it?"
1 yuan mobile phone?No matter how ignorant and ignorant Yuan Luo is, he has also listened to books on Apple mobile phones.It is said that many young people are queuing up, wishing they could get a naked loan or sell a kidney to buy it, and they don't know what is so good about it.
But Yuan Luo was very moved when he knew what Hei Yu was thinking.He remembered the last time his cell phone fell into the water, and it was this person who endured the smell of fish and helped him fish it out, and he couldn't help feeling a little warm in his heart: "Thank you for your kindness, I appreciate it, but I really don't need it." .I don't take other people's money."
Hei Yu squinted his eyes and looked at him for a while. Although it was not a good-looking, but still pretty face, determination was written all over it.
"Okay, then I'll put away the money first." Then he pointed to the big plastic bag, "But, you can put away these snacks. I don't know if you like sweet or salty, Whether it’s sour or spicy, I bought a little of both, it’s quite boring for you to sit here selling fish every day, chew it when you have nothing to do.”
It turned out...that big bag was all snacks bought for him.Although he is not someone who is easy to be bribed by small favors, this kindness really touched him a little.It turned out that they didn't come to mock him, they came here to bring him food.
So Yuan Luo no longer struggled with the integrity of "not to eat the food that comes from you", and opened the big bag happily, grabbed a spicy stick, tore open the package with his teeth, put it in his mouth and chewed it with relish: " Hmm... I like spicy."
"It's really easy to make a living. You don't need 1 yuan, and you can buy things for [-] cents." Heiyu muttered in a low voice, with an imperceptible smile on the corner of his mouth, but Yuan Luo, who was immersed in delicious food, didn't hear it at all.
After eating the snacks, Hei Yu accompanied him to discuss the plot for a while, then looked at his watch, and said that he had to go back to deal with some matters at work.Yuan Luo looked at his back, and felt a feeling of reluctance for the first time.
This person, despite his venomous tongue, is actually quite nice to me...
So he decided to let Wu Yi taste a little bit of sweetness in the next dungeon.