Chapter 132 "Heavy Taste" Shower Gel
Chapter 132 "Heavy Taste" Shower Gel
Hei Yu continued to tease Yuan Luo relentlessly: "Does Lord Luo have any 'beauty water' for me to drink? I have prepared the recipe, and I will wait for Lord Luo to give birth." The tone of the tone was ambiguous, as if there was a little The hook is pulling Yuan Luo's heart bit by bit.
What kind of obscene and evil is Beauty Water? Yuan Luo, as the maker of this dark brain hole, of course, couldn't be more clear.That's what Lonia secretes... Woah!I'm not an omega, how can there be such a mess!
The jelly in reality is obviously not completely soluble in water.Yuan Luo grabbed two lumps of pink soft bullets and threw them towards Hei Yu's face.Hei Yu only raised one hand, and blocked everything firmly.As an officer of the underworld, I don't even have the ability to have quick eyesight and quick hands, so how can I mess around in the rivers and lakes?So from the beginning to the end, Yuan Luo was the only one who would be embarrassed.
When Yuan Luo saw that he couldn't be beaten, he suppressed it verbally—"Get out of here~ I just wrote that randomly in a novel." Then he remembered a sad fact, and said with lowered eyes, "I can't I'm not a 'beauty', I'm just an ordinary fish seller, I don't smell good anywhere, and I still smell fishy! Hei Yu, if you want to tease someone, then you've got the wrong person, you should still tease A real beauty!"
Suddenly, a palm was spread out in front of him, and there was a button on it, which was the first button on the collar of the white shirt that Yuan Luo wore on the inside.
"Well, although it's not very beautiful, I don't plan to return this." Yuan Luo raised his eyes and saw Hei Yu's playful expression when he said this.
Thoughts were churning in his mind, and this was still a stalk in the novel.Wu Yi set up a scam, played Tumi around, exchanged a button for a romantic debt that could never be recovered.But at any rate, Wu Yi described by Yuan Luo is still a responsible man. He doesn't like Tumi, so he returns the button to him to make a break, but what about this person in front of him?He has never expressed his intentions to himself. When he wants to get close to him, he closes a door and shuts Yuan Luo out; when he is determined not to like him anymore, he uses tricks to seduce him .Isn't this a scumbag who deliberately created misunderstandings?Scumbag, scumbag!
Yuan Luo waved her small fist bitterly in her heart.He subconsciously knelt in the bathtub, straightened his upper body and reached out to grab it, but Hei Yu dodged left and right while clutching the button, and finally Yuan Luo slipped his knee, and his front teeth came into intimate contact with the solid bathtub.
"Ah!" Yuan Luo gritted his teeth and frowned, feeling powerless.That's right, I am just like Tumi, an insignificant supporting role, only worthy of making ugly appearances here and being played like a monkey by others.
"Get out of here—!" Yuan Luo roared unbearably.He didn't expect that Ke Ke would bully him, and even Hei Yu would bully him. Now he just wants to go back to his dilapidated little home, at least a warm place where he won't get hurt.
Hei Yu stared at him for two seconds, stood up, carefully stuffed the button into his shirt pocket, and left.
Yuan Luo soaked in the sweet-smelling jelly wine for a long time alone, and didn't realize until a long time later - what kind of bath is this called!So sticky.So he drained the bathtub water, quickly turned on the shower head, and let the shower shower on his head.
You have to wash well, wash off this bad luck, flush all this mess of evil fate into the sewer, get a good sleep tonight, and leave tomorrow.Why stay for three days, I don't want to stay for a day!
but……
"Ah!!!" A pig-killing cry came from the bathroom, and Hei Yu rushed back again, seeing Yuan Luo curled up like a Spanish red shrimp, and even the scenery underneath when he stripped off his underwear ...
Yuan Luo closed her eyes tightly, her expression was extremely painful, and she screamed.Hearing the sound of Heiyu opening the door, he quickly covered his crotch with his hand, and stretched his other hand to the side to touch the towel.But he couldn't open his eyes, and he couldn't figure it out.
"What's wrong with you!" Hei Yu hurried forward and handed the towel to him.
"Cocoa! It must be Cocoa! My whole body is hot, like a layer of chili oil!" Hahaha, that's right, it was Cocoa who did it when he came in "room service" just now, it was mixed with "Indian devil pepper extract Liquid" body wash, turned Yuan Luo into a Thanksgiving turkey.If anyone still remembers, he was worse than the "Flamingo" alpha who was partially electrocuted.
Hei Yu hurriedly turned on the shower and switched to cold water, regardless of Yuan Luo's struggle that would make her whole body drenched, pressing Yuan Luo desperately to shower him with cold water.Yuan Luo was tortured in the bathtub like a drowned turkey, and let out a miserable cry of "wow".
"Don't move! I can recognize it..." Kuroba said.
? ?Yuan Luo was stunned by this nonsensical sentence.
"I said, I can recognize you without flashlights, searchlights, or spotlights," Black Feather said seriously to Yuan Luo in response to Coco's sarcasm at the registration office, "Because in my eyes Here, you are the most conspicuous one in the crowd."
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