Chapter 113
Chapter 113
Before meeting Lonia, there was a time when Master Wuyi in the chaotic zone was obsessed with sensuality. He spent the whole day in the wine shop of Dionysus, eating, drinking, making jokes, drinking, guessing, bragging, and enjoying himself with his friends. Life, so happy!At that time, in those eyes that never knew what sorrow was (mainly because they hadn't been abused by Lonia), there was only a confident and flying look shining, and I don't know how many boys and girls were fascinated by it, so I didn't need him After bothering to pursue, a large number of male and female betas scrambled to climb on his bed.
But once, he had a hard time on Noah's Ark.
It was a red card named "Tumi", a male beta, his beauty, of course, cannot be compared with the celestial figure of Lonia, but it is not really as exaggerated as Wu Yi coaxed Lonia , not even one of his toes.In fact, in the industry of catering and accompanying wine, Tumi's reputation is very high, and her beauty is "outstanding among the betas".
Of course, it is impossible for omega to enter this industry. First, they are rare in number. Second, every omega does not know how many suitors surround them, and they do not need to accompany drinking or laughing.
But to say "laughing with him" is actually not accurate with Tumi, because when he is free, he never smiles at any of the guests, and he only has three glasses of wine with him, if you want to drink the fourth glass with him, Then you have to pay more.If you want to see him smile, it may be a sky-high price, and it depends on whether he is willing or not.Anyway, until Wu Yi appeared, no one had ever succeeded.
Maybe human nature is like this, the more gentle and submissive you are, the more boring you feel; the more stubborn, unsmiling, and never giving yourself a good look, the more you want to hold it in your hands as a treasure.Wuyi is like this to Lonia, and many guests have been like this to Tumi.Anyway, I don’t know why, this Tumi, who is one of the best in appearance and figure in the beta, and has always treated guests indifferently, is so popular that guests who want to have a drink with him can directly choose from the deck of the ark. , has been discharged to the bottom of the lake - of course it is an exaggeration, otherwise those people would have drowned.
That day, Wu Yi sat at the wine table with a few wine and meat friends and bragged, and the conversation was full of hypocritical mutual flattery.
Someone raised the wine glass and said to Wu Yi: "Brother Wu Yi, you are the most handsome and promising young talent in our alliance. I have always set you as an example, brother. Come, let me respect you with this glass!"
Hehe, it's really unprincipled to hold stinky feet.What are you learning from Wu Yi as an example?Learn from him that he is romantic every night, "Seventeen times a night"?
However, Wu Yi was obviously very useful, and he raised his glass and bumped heavily with the comrade who held his stinky feet: "What are you talking about! Brother, I am just making a name for myself, hahahaha!" This "wave" is Really, and the wave is very worthy of the name.
"Humility! Excessive modesty is pride!" The little boy raised his glass and let out a long "ha——" admiration from his throat, and continued to flatter, "I see, you are better than the one in our alliance." Major General Drog, is much more powerful!"
Ouch~ This person really understands Wuyi's thoughts. He thinks that Wuyi is not afraid of anything, but the only thing he is afraid of is being compared with Drog. The nightmare of my mother - the "other people's child" in my mother's mouth is the same.The words he was most afraid of Yun Ling since he was a child were—"Look at Drog, how outstanding, sensible, and...you look at you..." So he simply said that everything was the opposite of Drog. With the development, Zhuoge went to the east, he went to the west, Zhuoge went to the army, he went to the reception, Zhuoge made military exploits, and he practiced martial arts on the bed.
"Hey, do you really think I'm better than Drog?" Wu Yi was cheeky, wanting to hear one more compliment.
"That's not..."
In the end, before the little brother patted Wu Yi's horse's ass, a mocking voice suddenly floated beside him: "Oh, Drog is much better than you, you can't even match his toes." Hahaha, that's right, it's exactly the same as what Wu Yi said later when describing Tumi.
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