Lone Brain Planet [ABO]

Chapter 10 Hey, this is Tilanqiao Vegetable Farm in S City, China

"...put on jet-black clothes, and disappeared irresponsibly like that..."

O~K~Chapter 9 input is complete, save, release immediately, you're done~!Check the click-through rate of the previous chapter, oh yeah~ the click-through rate of my article is getting higher and higher, and the crispy duck can really attract traffic——Yuan Luo thought so in his heart, so happy that he didn't even have any guests see.

That's right, wake up, readers and friends, this is not the universe of the Great Galaxy Era.Welcome to the Tilanqiao vegetable farm in S City, China, which is full of all kinds of fish and chicken manure smells. It is also the real world where Yuan Luo, the real author of "Orphan Brain Planet" and a fish seller in the vegetable market, lives.

By the way, Yuan Luoke only has an elementary school education. He is just a fan of Liu Cixin who loves to read science fiction. The most esoteric popular science books he can read are limited to the illustrated version of "A Brief History of Time". All the things that do not conform to scientific common sense in the novel "Brain Planet" are just Yuan Luo's fantasies.From another point of view, it is not difficult for you to understand why the book is called the "solitary brain" planet, because the entire grand universe is Yuan Luo's brain hole. In a sense, he is the one who dominates the Milky Way. The only brain hehe.

"Salted fish... Xiangu, right?" A familiar voice sounded in his ear, full of jokes.

Yuan Luo put down his lowest-equipped thousand-yuan smart machine—the second generation of Xiaomi, and looked up, and it turned out to be this person again!

The guy who called himself "Black Feather" would often visit his fish stall for no reason and ask him what he was doing, but he didn't buy fish, he just said to take a look.What are you looking at, go away, and don't hinder me from pursuing my dream of becoming an Internet writer, okay?You know, salted fish also has dreams!

The first time I heard that guy say his name was "Heiyu", out of professional sensitivity, Yuan Luo directly heard the other person's name as "Heiyu": "Ah? You want to buy Heiyu? You didn't say it earlier, today's The snakehead is sold out, and the African crucian carp can barely be regarded as a kind of snakehead, do you want to eat it?" This is really an oolong.

But later, he learned that this man with facial paralysis and few words, only eloquent when he was satirizing others, said his name was "Black Feather", the feather of Feather, so there was the character in the novel - Wu Yi.I don't know if Stockholm Syndrome is at play, but at the beginning, Yuan Luo was extremely angry and disgusted with Hei Yu's shameless behavior of always mocking him coldly when he had nothing to do!But being teased and teased, Yuan Luo was actually a little addicted to it, and then he just hoped that the other party would come to tease him again.But for a while, Hei Yu didn't know why he went there. His job seemed to be quite mysterious, so he didn't even tell him his real name, only a nickname. I was bored, so I started writing novels.

Yuan Luo once looked at the water basin with fish and felt sorry for himself, and sighed in his heart, alas, I look really ordinary. In comparison, that guy looks like a good-looking talent. Apart from never smiling, his facial features seem to be Pretty decent.Why is there such a strange idea?It was only later that Yuan Luo realized that he might be suffering from unrequited love, but unrequited love is fine, but you are still lusting after a man, you are really hopeless!

In order to dispel this hopeless lovesickness, Yuan Luo wrote his hopeless and ignorant love into his novel.That's why, in the novel, Lonia is a peerless beauty—whatever she feels inferior to, she wishes to have.

"You, how do you know my pen name?!" Yuan Luo gripped the phone case vigilantly. His screen was already fragile, and it would be crushed if he tried harder.

The other party expressed hatred calmly and said: "Salted fish is real, it fits your profession very well, but fairy girl..." Hei Yu looked up and down several times, Yuan Luo's body was not very tall, "You have nothing to do with fairies."

Yuan Luo's face turned red in no time, you black feather dead black feather dead bird man, your role in the novel is finished!I must let Lonia torture him to death.In fact, at this time, Yuan Luo's subconscious was secretly sad: Why couldn't Heiyu in reality be as gentle and gentle to herself as Wuyi Ailonia in the novel?

However, the opponent's ability to pull hatred has not yet been fully displayed: "I saw your update on the long pendant, tsk tsk, you don't mean... let me do something to you, right?"

"What, what! I think what did you do to me!?" Yuan Luo's cheek was no different from a monkey's butt.

"It's... The Voice of China, I'll light up for you. Did you watch that show too? It's a good inspiration. Unfortunately..." Hei Yu sighed, "I don't have that kind of sexual interest in you. He also specially emphasized the word "sex".

"Hoo--" A gust of cool wind blew across Yuan Luo's heart.As the saying goes, the cool breeze has a heart, and the autumn moon is ruthless—hey, it seems that the quotation of this common saying is a bit wrong, let alone, anyway, at this moment, Yuan Luo's heart is cold and his face is hot.

"Hey, fish seller, can I come over more often to discuss literature with you in the future? Although I have no sexual interest in you, I am very generous and willing to provide some writing inspiration for a salted fish like you with dreams. For example... …Last night, my new boss played a bondage game with his lover in the attic, how about writing it into your novel next time? I don’t mind satisfying your reverie in the novel.”

If Heiyu's new boss, Shen Qingshang, heard this, his face would definitely turn pale - although he was already very pale, it was because of Heiyu's strict mouth that he asked him to save him.Boss Shen is also pitiful, a person who is used to being 0, insists on imitating his teacher to be 1, but in the end he miscalculated and was counterpressed by others—of course, this is another story, so I won’t show it here.

"Get out!" Yuan Luo said angrily, "I don't want to discuss literature with people like you. Tell me which account is yours, and I will block you!"

"It's just tourists, can you block it? I just want to read your novel, and I want to know how handsome I am in your eyes. The one you wrote is called 'Wu Yi', don't tell me it's not Alluding to me. Look, Black Feather—Wing Wing, the names match, don't you, Lonia?"

Yuan Luo patted the table in embarrassment, but the phone shot directly into the fish bowl!This is good, it won't be updated for a few days, and Yuan Luo can't afford a computer.

"Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, multiply by 100086, and immediately, immediately disappear before my eyes!"

Just like in the book where he made Crowwing disappear from Lonia's eyes in anger.Yuan Luo said in his heart, Humph, Wuyi, I won't let you feel good, but let you do a half-stretch and suffocate you!

Heiyu helped him fish out the phone from the water basin, and slowly sniffed his fishy hands: "Well, it would be great if there was a bio-glass that can absorb pheromones, so that I could The smell is sucked away from your hands."

"Go———————————————!" Yuan Luo broke out.

After Hei Yu really left, Yuan Luo suddenly felt a little sad again. How could a person like him, with a fishy smell all over his body, be worthy of that person who looked so dazzling?I wish I was Lonia.