king x king

Chapter 81

Lin Fang has been the king of popularity since the first day he entered the park.

The children like him, the teacher likes him, and the old principal treats him like his own child.

But even such a naturally likable person has occasional moments of unpopularity.

Maybe...not occasionally.

Lin Fang sat on the flower bed and looked at his mobile phone. The text message was only two lines, and the content was actually somewhat familiar to Lin Fang.

You are fine, really.

Everyone says Lin Fang is good, but not good enough to keep every girlfriend.

The flower beds in the kindergarten were built very short to suit the children. Lin Fang stared at the sunflowers in the flower beds for a while, and then remembered to call to cancel the appointment.

Today is Valentine's Day, tonight's restaurant was booked a long time in advance, although Lin Fang was quite interested in the dishes in the couple's set meal, but it can only be a pity right now.

but……

"Teacher Mimi~"

Lin Fang put away his mobile phone and opened his arms—just enough to catch the stumbling child.

"What's wrong?" Lin Fang asked.

"It hurts!" The child whose eyes were red from crying raised a chubby hand: "The caterpillar won't be touched..."

I was stung by a caterpillar while playing under a tree.

Lin Fang carried the child to the infirmary. In fact, he didn't know how to treat wounds, but the children would habitually look for him in any situation.

Because they dare not go to the school doctor by themselves.

The school doctor's office of Pea Miao Kindergarten was made in the shape of a big mushroom. A white coat was sitting at the table drinking tea. When he saw Lin Fang coming in with a child in his arms, he said, "Ah, there is another child for me to eat? "

Lin Fang felt the child in his arms shrank suddenly, so he could only say, "You always scare them like this, so they won't dare to come."

"What did I scare them for?" the school doctor with single eyelids said, "They called me a big fox themselves."

The school doctor's eyes were long and narrow, and at first glance he did look a bit like the fox in the album.

"But you never deny that they call you that. It's passed from child to child. Now everyone believes that you can't steal chickens. You are the fox locked in the kindergarten by the principal." Lin Fang turned the child in a different direction. : "Come on, let the doctor see your hand."

"Ah, it's so swollen and fat, it must be delicious." The white coat said while reaching out to check, and the next second, an earth-shattering cry came from the big mushroom.

Of course the school doctor doesn't eat people.

After applying the potion, Lin Fang took the crying child out. He couldn't see the scary fox school doctor, and the child forgot after crying for a while. He obediently rubbed his cheek against Lin Fang, and said softly that he hated foxes and liked Mi Teacher Mi.

Children are the most innocent, they will look at you with complete trust, like a little animal that can't hide its vitals.

Lin Fang put the kid down, saw him stumbling away to play again, and began to think seriously.

Although I am very grateful to the principal for the connection, he regrettably lost his relationship (again).

Lin Fang has not had many girlfriends, but the reasons for breaking up are similar.

Lin Fang is very gentle to everyone, but it always gives the girls the illusion that in Lin Fang's eyes, there is no difference between himself and those runny-nosed brats.

He can give you his caring and pampering behavior and eyes, or he can give it to a passing cat on the side of the road at random.

Tender care does not seem to be a virtue when it is not exclusive to one person.

Lin Fang is of course a good person, but the girl doesn't want to be treated as a domesticated animal by him - so, it's better to break up.

Otherwise, why don't you really raise a small animal?Lin Fang thought to himself.Treat yourself as a Valentine's Day gift.

But this can only be thought about, this year's Valentine's Day is less than ten hours left.

And Valentine's Day kindergarten is not a holiday.

Lin Fang helped a female teacher by replacing her in taking care of the children after school today, so that the girl could leave early to go on a date.

The female teacher was very grateful for his help and gave him a small bag of candy as a Valentine's Day gift.

Lin Fang, who didn't have a date, stood on duty at the entrance of the kindergarten. It wasn't until the last child was taken away by the parents that he greeted the guard to leave.

On the way home, he bought a leftover roast chicken for dinner. It was inconvenient to start a business by himself. There is no Valentine's Day set meal, and roast chicken is also good.

Lin Fang lives next to the kindergarten. Because it is a residential area, the atmosphere of Valentine’s Day is not strong. Lin Fang is very tired from work every day. The first thing he does when he enters the door is not to eat, but to take a bath .

But when he opened the bathroom door, he felt that he might not be able to wash today.

In fact, Lin Fang thought for a few seconds that he was hallucinating.

The tub was still overflowing - that's not the point.

The point is, a huge shark-like creature that Lin Fang has only seen in movies is sitting (yes, sitting) on ​​the floor of the bathroom, leaning against the bathtub, staring at Own.

Lin Fang was not sure if he should back away immediately and rush out the door.

This huge shark was looking at him without blinking. Lin Fang was a little worried that if he moved a little, it would cause the other party to open his mouth wide.

For a moment, there was a subtle sense of solidification in the air.

Finally the shark was still sitting on the ground and broke the freeze.

It said, "The tub is too small, and it forces me to be so small, so I'm going to eat you."

Lin Fang: "..."

[Become so hot.

He couldn't quite understand what the other person was saying, but one thing was certain, that was, this guy was actually not too small, and his bathroom was about to explode.

But I can talk.

This means that no matter what "this" is, there is a possibility of communication.

As long as we can communicate, things won't get worse... The violent wild dogs on the side of the road are also very unreasonable, but as long as you have patience...

Lin Fang tried not to look away: "Are you hungry?"

Shark: "The bathtub is too small."

Lin Fang took out a small bag of candy from his pocket: "Do you want to eat it?"

"What is that?" The shark asked suspiciously, "You can't beat me, so you want to poison me?"

"This is cotton candy." Lin Fang said, opening the seal.

Because the seal is very good, once opened, there will be a faint but sweet smell.

The shark's expression changed.

Lin Fangxin was half relieved.

Those who can be solved with desserts will not be too difficult to deal with.

But he underestimated the opponent's appetite.

A small bag of marshmallows isn't enough for a shark to bite.

The shark showed its sharp teeth: "So I still want to eat you."

Lin Fang said, "Do you want to eat roast chicken?"

shark:"……"

"Not enough." The shark ate the last bit of edible food in Lin Fang's house: "Too little. Come here now, I'm going to eat you."

"Are you sure I won't be hungry after eating?" Lin Fang leaned his back against the wall.

"If you eat you, this house will be mine." The shark said, "So will the bathtub."

"The house needs to pay rent." Lin Fang said quickly.

shark:"?"

"I have to pay the electricity bill for the refrigerator, and the water bill for the shower. If I eat me, these things will be taken back." Lin Fang said.

"How can we continue to enjoy it?" Shark stared at Lin Fang: "I still want cotton candy."

"I can give it to you, but there is an exchange condition." Lin Fang said.

It is said to be a transaction, but in fact, simply put, Lin Fang unilaterally ceded the land and paid compensation.

Lin Fang did his best to meet the king's survival needs, and in exchange, the king had to put away those two rows of sharp teeth from Lin Fang.

An hour later, Lin Fang appeared at the reserved restaurant.

It was a little short of the appointment time, Lin Fang looked at the full restaurant and thought it was lucky he didn't cancel the appointment.

Soon a waiter came over and asked if he wanted to wait for his girlfriend to arrive before serving the pre-ordered Valentine's Day set meal.

"No." Lin Fang looked at the roses decorated on the table, then turned to the waiter and said, "Can you pack them all for me?"

Does the alarm tube work now?Lin Fang thought to himself when he returned home with big bags and small bags.

He never imagined that his hobby of collecting books would cause so much trouble-the big shark claimed to be the king who came out of the book.

As if that statement wasn't absurd enough, the big fish turned over and jumped into the bathtub, transforming into a man under his nose.

A man of good looks but unusually arrogant.

The man said, bring me something to eat, or I will go back on my word and I will eat you.

Things that transform.

Lin Fang sighed in his heart.Even if I called the police, I couldn't tell.

Although the row of teeth is a bit uncomfortable, at least it is not impossible to communicate.

Lin Fang also encountered children who were completely disobedient to discipline, and even took care of autistic children, but in his opinion, as long as he has patience, he can find a way to get along with anyone.

This is also the reason why he didn't go out and run away immediately, that fish can turn into a human, and is willing to reach an agreement with him - for Lin Fang, all that's left is to be patient.

Lin Fang turned the door key, and after entering the house, there was the sound of water in the bathroom as expected.

Regardless of whether the king is real or not, the fish must be real, Lin Fang thought.

He put the packed Valentine's Day set meal and the extra food on the table, then took a breath and went to the bathroom.

"I'm back." Lin Fang said before pushing the door, and opened the door after hearing the response: "You can eat..."

He paused.

Neither the shark nor the man was gone, and the bathroom was empty.

Lin Fang: "..." Could it be that he was dreaming just now?

"Why are you in a daze?" A little black figure jumped out of the fish tank, and then fell back into the water, splashing a small wave: "I want to eat in the bathroom!"

This voice and tone seemed to be that mighty king.

"You...how did you become so small?" Lin Fang forgot his words a bit.

The little black fish jumped out of the water very dissatisfied: "If you don't do this, you won't be full, you are too poor."

Lin Fang: "I brought a lot of things back..."

Little Heiyu: "Are you sure? You don't have such shallow vision that you think that the previous appearance is my original form, right? If I really relax, your house won't be able to accommodate it."

Lin Fang: "..."

The little black fish slapped the water with its tail to provoke: "Want to see it?"

Lin Fang: "...No, thank you."

The little black fish plunged into the water again: "Bring something in, I want to eat in the water."

Lin Fang stood at the door of the bathroom, watching a small black fish swimming quickly in his bathtub, and the scary shark and the arrogant handsome man were gone.

Today is Valentine's Day.

This year, Lin Fang, who was broken in love, gave himself a little black fish as a gift on Valentine's Day. When Valentine's Day was over in 10 minutes, he ate the Valentine's Day meal with it in the bathroom.