Chapter 29 Go~
Chapter 29 Go~
Tao Jia's guarantee of splashing and rolling is obviously unreliable, but it's different for another person.
"It's just a joint host in name." Lance fiddled with Sesame Paste's ears absently: "It is said that an overseas Chinese who plays an important role in L City has returned to China. He loves art, so most of the reception receptions are invited by some antique dealers. , a painter, a little star or something."
"Don't worry, there's no such thing as a fight. It's just a reception where the rich and powerful pretend to know each other." Lance said, "It's not a place to talk about business. Let's eat in peace. After it's over, you can go to the kitchen and pack a week's worth of food back."
It's not enough to pack a week's worth of food, but King Jin himself is also very curious about what the so-called upper-class drinking parties look like and what they eat.
"There is nothing delicious, the main thing is to look good." Tao Jia said, chewing the potato chips. "The good things are piled up on the table and no one moves them, because eating affects the image - most of them are pretending to hold a cup to say hello, and just smile so hard that you can't see your teeth."
"By the way, the golden retriever needs to dress up handsomely that day." Tao Jia specifically reminded him.
King Jin and Rhodes: "?"
"The villa where the reception was held—well, it belongs to an old friend of mine." Tao Jia continued to click. "He was a little bit envious and jealous of me since he was a child. He wished he had two more eyes than me. Before he went abroad to study in a pheasant school, he thought he was not from the Celestial Dynasty. People open a party... Golden Retriever pay attention, when the time comes, say something in the mother tongue that no one can understand... By the way, which country is Golden Retriever from? Not American? If you speak English, you must practice aristocratic accent..."
Good question.
Which country is Rhodes from?
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"Do you speak English?" King Jin asked Rhodes after Tao Jia finished talking about the precautions and was summoned back by Tao Chuan.
The big cat who was watching the dog blood drama turned his head.
"It's just... um, forget it." King Jin thought for a long time, but didn't know how to explain it. "Because you look like a foreigner..."
"It's all right," said the big Persian cat. "I can."
King Jin: "?!"
Rhodes pressed the space bar with his tail to pause. "Little Jin, do you remember that in Salimon, only those with royal blood are eligible to come to another world—this is here. Salimon has very little contact with this world, but it is not impossible."
"So regarding the culture here, although it is not considered to keep pace with the times, the learning of basic skills in another world has always been written in the royal curriculum, including language."
"...Do you often have people crossing over?"
"How is it possible?" said the Persian cat. "The warping of space and time is an extremely high level of magic."
"Then what's the use of learning that...basic skills?"
The Persian cat looked at him strangely: "Why is it useful?"
King Jin: "But...it's useless, why learn?"
"It's a tradition." The Persian cat raised its chin proudly. "No matter which country - only those with pure blood are eligible to have access to these things. These courses are the exclusive privilege of the royal family."
"Actually, to put it bluntly, it's still useless." King Jin concluded.
"It can't be said that it's useless." Rhodes said. "Look, isn't it coming in handy now?"
"Lance will too." The Persian cat was thoughtful. "He has always been very interested in things that are out of reality, and maybe he has also learned some unpopular knowledge about this world."
"Lance seems to have many talents?" King Jin asked.
The Persian cat stopped its tail when it was about to press the space bar. After a pause, it looked back at King Jin with piercing eyes.
King Jin: "What are you looking at?"
"Little Jin." The Persian cat was very serious. "You admire Lance?"
King Jin said, "Isn't it possible?"
"Actually Lance is a nerd, you can reserve your opinion a little bit." The Persian cat said suddenly. "When he was a child..."
"When preparing bad words for others, can you pay attention to the occasion?" Lance, who watched the dog-blood drama with the Persian cat, asked. "By the way, the king has to learn more than anyone can imagine. In this regard, Rhodes is actually not qualified."
"Isn't it just that I'm not good at some courses, and I have enough charisma to make up for it." Persian Cat said.
"If you believe so much in your own personality, why were you trying to discredit me just now?" Lance said. "That's not the right way to express jealousy. I've suggested to you long ago, take more lessons on emotional expression."
King Jin poked the Persian cat: "Were you jealous just now?"
The Persian cat said: "If you express your emotions so well, why haven't you got Liang Haofei yet?"
Lance: "Are you very powerful? Xiao Jin is still a virgin at first sight."
The Persian cat said: "Liang Haofei is not a virgin, he even has a son, are you sure you are more attractive to him than women?"
Lance: "You're a virgin."
Persian cat: "You are a virgin."
Lance: "Well, you are not a virgin, I remember you have the so-called prince's coming-of-age ball, and the princes of other countries are very envious..."
King Jin: "Oh."
Persian Cat: "Xiao Jin, that's just an outsider's imagination, and it's actually not that dirty."
"The coming-of-age ball," King King said. "Sounds like I'm envious, too."
The Persian cat turned to stare at Lance. "Speaking of which, your aphrodisiac skills are the most YD, right?"
Lance said: "So what, anyway, I haven't got him yet, and YD doesn't care."
King Jin: "Actually, it's meaningless to care about it. Anyway, the coming-of-age ball is the exclusive privilege of the royal family."
Persian cat: "It's not that kind of nature."
King Jin said: "Actually, this is nothing. After all, he is a king. In the previous celestial dynasties, there were not only one queen who sat in this seat..."
Persian cat: "I don't have a queen!"
King Jin said blankly, "Who knows."
Lance said, "Yeah, who knows."
Persian cat: "..."
In fact, King Jin didn't care much about this question, he just thought Rhodes' inexplicable expression was very interesting.
Although I don't know how the other side's age is calculated--but Rhodes seems to be no match for the age of a young boy. King Jin himself would feel bored thinking about this kind of issue.
Compared with the lace history of kings, King Jin has one more problem now.
"Can't we let them slide straight?" King Jin stared at the mirror.
Tao Jia said casually, "Oh, isn't this cute."
"Cute P, like a sheep." King Jin raised his foot to kick, but Tao Jia quickly moved away.
"You are naturally curly, but if you straighten it, it will be unnatural." Tao Jia smiled. "I have a surprise for you."
"What surprise?" King Jin turned his head absently while combing his hair, just in time to see Lance and Rhodes walking down the stairs side by side.
Rhodes' blond hair was a little longer, hanging down to the back of his neck, half covering his ears, his neck and chin were beautifully contoured, his nose bridge was high, he was wearing a black suit, extremely slim, with wide shoulders, narrow waist, narrow legs and long legs.
Tao Jia rolled her eyes: "How is it?"
King Jin opened his mouth, and compared Rhodes with a comb, and then compared himself.
"Couple outfit!" Tao Jia proudly said, "Thank you~"
Rhodes' body was cut simply, and the suit without frills was exactly the same as the one worn by King Jin except for the size.
Rhodes didn't boast. His military experience really made him look extremely tall and straight. With the same clothes, King Jin felt like a waiter in comparison.
Lance still wears a dress with a touch of ethnic style, but he has made some compromises, and the style is simple and not too eye-catching.
Neither of the two kings had any other decorations, but once they stood there, the aura swept across gorgeously.
Before King Jin could express his opinion, Rhodes began to size up King Jin.
King Jin was very nervous: "I don't fit this kind of clothes."
"No, it's beautiful." Rhodes said. "Little Jin has long legs."
"And it's still a couple outfit." Rhodes said again. "Tao Jia is very discerning."
Tao Jia wore a small bow tie, hugged Tang Le and rubbed her face: "Tang Xiaole and I are also in couple costume~"
Tang Le also wore a small black suit, a white shirt, and a small bow tie. She looked more and more like a little penguin with round cheeks, and Tao Jia rubbed against each other very cooperatively.
Fortunately, Tao Jia has a baby face, and a small bow tie is very suitable.
"Children have specially arranged rooms, and they will not be exposed to perfume and alcohol." Lance said. "There are always guests who come with children."
"I was taken for a walk by the old man before, and I was rushed to the game room when the good things were on the table." Tao Jia was very touched. "But if you act cute reasonably, you might be able to get some coffee."
Tang Le was disappointed: "It would be great if Dad was with me too."
As long as Tang Le could remember, he had experienced any major event with his father. This time he put on such a small suit, and it was the first time he had a meal. Liang Haofei couldn't go with him. The kid was not used to it.
"Although Dad can't eat with us, he will pick us up." Lance said to him. "When the time comes, you can tell him what good food you ate."
"Really?" Tang Le was happy.
Lance nodded.
"Really?" King Jin also asked suspiciously when the children and Tao Jia went to see the big cart that came downstairs to pick them up. "Did Brother Hao say that?"
"No." Lance said.
King Jin: "..."
"But when we pulled out of the reception, he was off work," Lance said. "He'll go, don't worry."
Tao Chuan lined up a car to pick up the group of people, and Tao Jia hugged Tang Le all the way to preview how to kill all directions on the long table with food.
King Jin sat awkwardly in the car. He had never worn such formal clothes. Although Tao Jia said it was a friendly sponsorship and it didn't cost much, as long as he was not a fool, he could tell that these clothes were definitely not Cheap.
Rhodes and Lance looked calm. Seeing King Jin's expression was wrong, Rhodes reached out and rubbed his head: "It's just a meal, how can I eat if I'm too nervous?"
"It's finally combed!" King Jin slapped his hand away. "It's messed up again."
"It's cute when it's messy," Rhodes said.
"Then why don't you make yourself cute?" King Jin said angrily.
Rhodes pretended to think about it seriously: "Because I'm not following the cute route?"
King Jin stretched out his hand to beat him, but Rhodes smiled and wrapped his fist in his hand, easily dissipating his strength and pulling him closer.
"It doesn't matter." Rhodes said in King Jin's ear. "The king will protect you."
King Jin sat up straight in a hurry: "It's not like going to the mountain of knives..."
"So, just take it easy," Rhodes said.
"Do you want to be so exaggerated?" Tao Jia and Tang Le lay on the back of the front seat together: "Oh, why don't you continue to whisper?"
Tang Le: "Whisper—"
King Jin became furious: "Don't take the baby! Sit down! Where's the seat belt?"
Tang Le screamed and was hugged by Tao Jia for half a circle, and the two of them got entangled with the seat belt again (good boys don't learn).
Lance said to himself: "I don't know if I have enough?"
King Jin: "What?"
"Don't you want to pack it?" Lance said. "I deliberately found a bigger car, and there were a lot of empty crisper boxes."
Tao Jia rummaged through the front and handed out a silver-gray card to each of them.
"This is an invitation card. If you don't have this, you will be beaten if you go into the kitchen to get something."
King Jin: "Still in the kitchen?"
Tao Jia took Tang Le's small arm and raised it up: "What is our goal?"
Tang Le replied crisply: "Eat enough, eat well, only take the expensive ones!"
Tao Jia praised: "It's very demeanor that I used to be! Ah, but you have to learn from my lesson, don't put food in the pocket of your clothes, it will leak oil."
Tang Le was very obedient, and listened carefully to Tao Jia's accumulated experience with his eyes wide open. During Tao Jia's speech on making soy sauce at a banquet, a large car with many fresh-keeping boxes drove out of the urban area with a group of eager people. .
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