Is Brother Pao delicious? [Sword Three]

Chapter 6



Chapter 6

After a while, the cheerful Er Qi sent another message to Tang Yi.

Pupu Erqi Jun: Forget it

Pupu Erqi Jun: Chunyang also reads the article

Pupu Erqi Jun: What is the weapon of the five poisons... I don't understand

Hangover · Hangover: Dizi

Hangover · Hangover: Flute for the Five Poisons

Pupu Erqi Jun: Oh

Pupu Erqi Jun: It’s not like

Hangover·Hangover: =dish=Could it be made into a stick figure?

Pupu Erqi Jun: ...Then the five poisons

Pupu Erqi-jun: Ahh, the beggar gang loli is actually very cute too!

The Hangover·The Hangover: The Beggars Have Never Played

The Hangover and The Hangover: New Releases

Pupu Erqi Jun: Then I’m still the Five Poisons

Pupu Erqi Jun: I am studying the shape of the face

Hangover · Hangover: ==|||

Pupu Erqi Jun: What about the clothes?Do you need to pick?

Hangover·Hangover: Clothes are just fine, sooner or later you have to take them off

The Hangover·The Hangover: The novice outfit is quickly cleaned up

Pupu Erqi Jun: So cruel!

A picture popped up in Tang Yi's chat box. The cute and cute little girl with five poisons looked at him with a pure face. He twitched the corners of his mouth and joked:

The Hangover·The Hangover: Yo, this lovely loli

Pupu Erqi Jun: I will create an account first, and I will ask you later if I have any questions

Pupu Erqi Jun: I am shy

Hangover · Hangover: ...

Pupu Erqi Jun: Think of a name

Hangover · Hangover: Get up casually

Hangover · Hangover: My name is "Brother Pao, is it delicious?"

Pupu Erqi Jun: ......

Hangover · Hangover: Remember to add me

The Hangover·The Hangover: ...Wait, can you find the friend column?

Pupu Erqi Jun: ...can't ⊙?⊙

Hangover · Hangover: Press "o" after entering the game

Tang Yi now felt that it was an unwise decision to bring Er Qi into the game. He should throw him into the game and let him find a master to fend for himself. It would be a bit painful to harm him so early.

Hangover · Hangover: You can say "Come to my bowl" =l=

Pupu Erqi Jun: I want something literary

Hangover · Hangover: ==

The Hangover·The Hangover: …… Brother Tianqingai

Pupu Erqi Jun: Leak!

Pupu Erqi-jun: The girl is both a housewife and a rotten...

Hangover · Hangover: ...

Hangover·Hangover: Damn it!

Hangover·Hangover: I underestimated you again! !

The Hangover·The Hangover: Er Qi, you are too shameful!Be careful of being called a ladyboy!

Pupu Erqi-jun: ok~

The Hangover·The Hangover: Do you want to follow the rhythm of the Tsundere style...

Pupu Erqi Jun: ......

Tang Yi silently fell in love with his little brother Pao, and decided to ignore that poisonous girl named "Sister is both house and rotten" for a while. He hadn't finished clearing the map mission of Tangmen, and was pulled into the team by the third master as soon as he went online. .

He greeted the third master. Just as he was about to start clearing the tasks, QQ began to ring unremittingly again.

Pupu Erqi Jun: Hey... I can't find where I am...

Hangover · Hangover: ...

The Hangover: Screenshots

After reading the picture, a short and pitiful loli stood on the stone piled by novices, with a silly back and a very bleak look.

The corners of Tang Yi's eyes twitched uncontrollably, and he replied:

Hangover · Hangover: You press w to move forward two steps

Pupu Erqi Jun: ⊙?⊙Ah, so I was blocked...

Hangover · Hangover: Press and hold the mouse to rotate the camera

Pupu Erqi Jun: Oh, I’m so cute

Hangover · Hangover: Hello Loli, goodbye Loli =l=!

Pupu Erqi Jun: What am I going to do now?

Hangover · Hangover: Friends, add me

Pupu Erqi Jun: I can’t click it…

Hangover · Hangover: ==|||

Tang Yi resisted the urge to smear Er Qi's face with blood, and patiently added "The girl is both home and rotten", and then said to the third master:

[Squad] Is Paoge delicious?: Third son, my relatives and friends have come to Jisan, and I practiced poisonous radishes ==

[Team] Poke three times: What is it called?

[Team] Is Brother Pao delicious? The girl is both nerdy and rotten

[Team] Poke three times: =l=

Soon, Tang Yi watched helplessly as the third master went to accept apprentices.

The third master definitely has obsessive-compulsive disorder in accepting apprentices.Tang Yi complained silently in his heart.

With the third master in Tang Yi, he didn't have to worry about that bastard's survival. He took up the task quickly, and he felt that the task was much faster since he had nothing to do.

Halfway through, there was a mission that required Tang Yi to go to the lake to save people. There was a girl in the school uniform of the Tang School who happened to be at the coordinates of his mission target. Tang Yi didn't know that his mission target was actually at the bottom of the water. That girl was hanging in the lake directly above the head of his mission target, and she happened to be called "Tang xx".

Anyone who has entered the Tang Sect has the impression that the npc names of the Tang Sect are all Tang Huaixin, Tang Xiaoxi, Tang xx, Tang oo, and Tang Yi took it for granted that this girl was his mission target.

Tang Yi clicked on the "npc" girl for a long time, but she didn't respond at all, and was struggling with how to save this person.As a result, just when he was walking behind the girl, the girl swam forward for a certain distance, Tang Yi thought that he would keep pushing her ashore like this...

The girl who was in a daze seemed to be turned around several times by Tang Yi, and finally flew a long distance with the wings of a big kite in a rage, Tang Yi was stunned for an instant...

wipe!It turns out that it's not an npc but a player! ! !

It was only then that Tang Yi remembered to look at the mission introduction, which said "Go to the bottom of the water to save people".

Tang Yi struggled with the word "underwater" for a long time, and finally realized that he had to swim to the bottom of the water to save people. When he swam to the bottom and saw the girl in Tang School's costume lying on the bottom of the water, Tang Yi could only burst into tears.

[Recent Chat] How delicious is Brother Pao: Well, you happen to be directly above the coordinates of my mission target. I thought the npc I wanted to save was you...

The younger sister didn't even bother him, and flew away noble and glamorous alone.

[Recent Chat] Is Brother Pao delicious: ...

Tang Yi was very depressed, and went back to the shore silently to hand in the mission. At this time, the mission NPC said that he was required to rescue the person who had just been rescued, and he had to choose the correct sequence of rescue steps to complete the mission.

He was immediately happy, isn't rescue or something just artificial respiration!It's so brave!

Then when he walked to the person to be rescued, he suddenly became messy.

Three muscular men with their upper body naked were lying firmly on the ground. The strong man's muscles seemed to be many times stronger than his little cannon brother.He looked at the little Pao brother who was carrying a thousand receivers, and suddenly felt that his character was giving artificial respiration to these three strong men, and he looked very pitiful.

Pit father, Nima!Rescue the Tang Sect Yujie who is obviously a big breasted woman underwater!Where did this strong man come from! ! !

Jian San, what about your integrity! ! ! qaq

Hurry up and return the big breasted sister, grave egg (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻!!!

Resisting the urge to smash the keyboard, Tang Yi continued to brush the quest with a sad face. After struggling to reach level 20, Tang Yi once again received...a wonderful quest.

Before receiving this task, Tang Yi always felt that although Ji San's task was a bit tricky, generally speaking, he was very moral. At least the three views were intact and normal, and there were no particularly ridiculous pitfalls.

However, this task completely shattered Tang Yi's three views.

The mission location is at the port of Tangmen. Qiu Yeqing is sitting by the riverside in a green and graceful body, surrounded by green bamboos. Li Fu stands beside her holding an umbrella, looking at her from afar.

Tang Yi manipulated Little Pao to walk over, click on Qiu Yeqing, and the golden mission scroll was displayed on top of Qiu Yeqing's head in an unfolded shape.

This task has a very magical name, called - [I'm so hot].

[Woo...hot, I'm so hot...Qiu Yeqing's pretty face was flushed red, even her snow-white neck was red, she opened her mouth and breathed out, holding her hand beside her face continuously Fanning the wind, the other hand continued to fiddle with the clothes, as if trying to tear them apart. 】

[Brother Pao is delicious, help me.I was so hot, it seemed that I had been poisoned, so I told Li Fu quickly that my whole body was burning hot, and my lower abdomen and throat were as uncomfortable as burning.Water, I want to drink water!Quick, let him detoxify me. ]

[Mission objective: Qiu Yeqing wants you to tell Li Fu her current physical condition. 】

[Task Reward: Obtained Money: 12 Silver and 0 Bronze]

【Obtained cultivation level: 10】

……

…………

...Damn it! ! !

What the hell! ! !

Tang Yi's jaw almost fell on the keyboard, and then he swallowed hard.

Kisan, you have no lower limit at all! Lift the table! !Blinding titanium alloy diamond-encrusted crystal gold-plated dog eyes! ! !

With embarrassing blood on his face, he silently took a screenshot, and then quickly sent the picture to Baozi, San Erye, and Er Qi. 【The one who has no morals is actually you, right...】

The task is to help Qiu Yeqing drive away the pestering servants, and to help Li Fu collect the antidote to cure Qiu Yeqing's "poison". The veins on the top of Tang Yi's head are jumping happily. The task of dropping the limit and destroying the Three Views is full of inexplicable desire to complain and... looking forward to it.

【Autumn Leaf Green】

[It was my father, he asked me to come to the Tang Sect and wanted me to marry someone from the Tang Sect.In order to be able to come to Tangmen to look for that idiot, I agreed to my father.I didn't expect my father to insist on marrying me to the Tang Sect, and let the servants watch over me, so he would not hesitate to rape me. ]

……

With a "pop", the string in Tang Yi's head broke.

... He really shouldn't have any fantasies about this game.

Spring, poison!Poison, poison your sister! ! !

"Miss Qiu, don't worry, there must be a misunderstanding. Fortunately, the girl is fine now." Tang Yi replied when he saw his little brother.

[That's how it happened.I didn't expect my father to poison me like that in order to let me marry into the Tang Sect.Me, I want to leave Tangmen! ]

【Speaking, Qiu Yeqing, who had just calmed down, blushed again. 】

Rising red, your uncle... Girl, hurry up and get back the beautiful glimpse of Daoxiang Village! ???

Tang Yi handed in the task and got two school uniforms, followed by a task of "Take me away". Tang Yi felt that his ability to resist attacks could no longer be stronger, so he accepted the task calmly.

[Thank you for saving me just now, I have one more thing to ask for your help.Regardless of my daughter's safety, my father decided to force me to marry into the Tang Sect, so I would rather die than obey.If I'm still staying in the Tang Sect, I'm afraid that my father will still have a backup, please help me tell Li Fu, let him take me out of the Tang Sect as soon as possible.I have just finished forcing the poison in my body, and I am exhausted, so I have to ask him to protect me. ]

[For some reason, when Li Fu was mentioned, Qiu Yeqing's little face turned red again. 】

Girl, can't you tell him yourself? That man is behind you silently holding an umbrella for you, grave egg qaq!

Why do you have to bother him, the poor little gun brother, to pass the message between you who are less than a foot away? !Is there really nothing wrong with this plot arrangement? !

fall!It's not right anywhere!

The task reward is only 12 silver and 10 cultivation bases, but the result of the task is that his three views and integrity collectively elope with the lower limit infinitely!

Who the hell made up this stupid mission? !

Game planners, you are so cute!The cute human eggs are all broken! Nima's = dish = convex! !


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