Is Brother Pao delicious? [Sword Three]

Chapter 50

When Tang Yi was the first boss, his life was safe and sound. His ten thousand flowers were ot, but he cleverly gave himself needles and spring mud. The third master didn't say anything. Remember the water moon.

When it was time to clear the mobs on the road, Tang Yi was still otting constantly, was chased and beaten by a group of mobs, and was stepped on by Jianningwei. But when the buff passed the skill cd, Tang Yi found himself lying down.

Tang Yi silently typed in the team chat:

You quietly said to [口.下打鸟]: Third Master, I’m really in the water moon qaq started the water moon

[Squad] Crotch. Under the bird: ...

When it came to the second boss, Tang Yi's hatred was extremely high, even more stable than Mingjiao T's hatred. The boss only stared at him the whole time. This time the sharp needle failed to save him, his Huahua blood tank was quickly emptied, and the remaining four people lived smoothly.

You quietly said to [kuai.xiadiaoniao]: qaqqqq

Tang Yi seemed to see that brother Hua arrogantly glanced at his sister Hua.

……

Tang Yi was agitated, wouldn't he be "taken his hands off the keyboard to silently watch him ot die and then feel that he was really handsome at that moment" by the third master, right?

……

What a sad story.

Third Master, please love me again!

When Tang Yi finally fought Lie Que Thunderbolt, he was always very careful about his hatred, but he found that it didn't make much difference whether he opened Shuiyue or not, because as long as the buff of reducing hatred fell off, he would have super powers as long as he attacked. High hatred, simply...

Tang Yi seemed, possibly, was released again by the third master.

He was lying on the ground with blood all over his face, seeing how relaxed everyone was, he just felt that life was really lonely like snow...

After the boss passed, the third master pulled him up and said:

[Squad] Crotch. Under the bird: take off your pants

"..."

Tang Yi was taken aback. The few people in the team hadn't left yet. When they saw this sentence suddenly, they didn't know who they were talking to. They all stopped reading the post and waited for the follow-up.

[Squad] Kuai. Xiadiaoniao: Don’t be in a daze, I’m talking about you

[Squad] Crotch. Under the bird: Huahua took off your pants

[Squad] Qing Luo gets drunk after a few cups: ... ah?

[Squad] Crotch. Under the bird: If you tell you to take it off, you can take it off

[Squad] Qingluo drunk a few cups: ...=///=

[Squad] Crotch. Under the bird: ... Are you shy?

[Squad] Qing Luo got drunk after a few cups: ... she is a girl paper ... how to get off

[Squad] Crotch. Under the bird: ... the second Olympic

[Squad] Crotch. Under the bird: Take off the pants in your equipment =l=

"..." Tang Yi was embarrassed, could it be that his own thinking was too crooked?But if the third master said that, anyone would misunderstand him, right?

He called up the character interface, and then moved the mouse over the pants.

Only then did he realize that this piece of equipment was not Wanhua's equipment, but Tiance Iron Prison's.

There is a very shiny attribute inside: the threat value of all moves is increased by 35%.

Tang Yi: "..."

[Squad] Crotch. Bottom bird: It's fine to wear Tiance pants, you have refined to three, if you don't hit you, you will be sorry for the military

[Squad] Qing Luo drunk a few cups: ...

It's no wonder that since graduation, no matter how much he writes the book, he will go all the way to the end. It's no wonder that his hatred has been steadily pushed. This is really... He committed suicide.

...He actually refined those pants...

Tang Yite covered his face in pain and couldn't bear to look directly.

******

It was Christmas in a blink of an eye, and the two academies of Tang Yi and Qu Ziqian just held a fellowship activity. In addition, the schools in the south were more humane, and they were given a holiday on Christmas Eve, so Tang Yi took Qu Ziqian to play.

It is said that it is a friendship, but it is Tang Yi's unilateral loss, because the School of Management he is in is the school with the highest proportion of girls in the whole school, and there are almost as many girls as boys.

In other colleges, such as the School of Automobiles and the School of Science, it is good to have one girl in each class, and there is no need to choose a class flower, since there is only one girl anyway.There are also quite a few men's classes where all the men are in the class. These hungry men are represented by mathematics majors =_=.

Qu Ziqian and his school don't have many girls, but generally speaking, they are considered to be at the upper-middle level of the school. It's good to have a friendship and exchange girl resources.

Friendship is nothing more than people from different colleges getting together, dancing a ballroom dance, having a meal, having some interaction and leaving a contact information or something. If you are lucky, you can really find a couple, but the probability is pitifully low.

Tang Yi thought that there should be a lot of friends, but when he arrived, he found that there were indeed a lot of men, but what about the girls?

...You cheating, your sister.

Originally there were girls, who knew that seeing the too large proportion of boys here, the soft girls were scared away, came and left.

A group of them stood on the dance floor, the scenery was bleak.

It's not that there are no girls left, but Tang Yi understood when he saw the green light in their eyes, well, the rest are all wolves.

I don't know who started it first, pulled the male companion around him and started to follow the music, and then the surroundings slowly began to combine freely. Tang Yi and Qu Ziqian stood in the crowd, standing still, it was too conspicuous.

Fortunately, there are almost all men and men dancing around, and the two of them are not very out of the ordinary.

Tang Yi can't dance, and neither can Qu Ziqian, but Tang Yi insists on dancing men's steps. Qu Ziqian doesn't know how to move, let alone men's steps and women's steps. Then the two stomped their feet crazily.

Most of the people around were in the same situation, they couldn't tell they were dancing at all, they looked like a group of dead gays who were addicted to stepping on their feet.

Soon the music was over, how could this group of hard-pressed brothers and sisters who seldom get together let go of the food prepared by the college, and showed their true colors when they were on the table. Tang Yi bet that he had never seen a more brutal scene than this in his life.

When serving the table, there are two glass bottles of beer next to each person. It doesn't matter whether you can drink or not, anyway, since you are here, you can't escape. Tang Yi thinks he can drink well, so he doesn't pay much attention to these.But at this time, the advantage of girls comes. When a girl comes to drink with you, you can't be mean. Qu Ziqian's appearance is so eye-catching, poking at his side looks like a super-large light bulb of several kilowatts, emitting light and heat.

Tang Yi didn't know how Qu Ziqian's drinking capacity was, and he drank a lot of it for him, but it seemed that he found that there was a dull attack here, and more and more girls came to drink, and there was an endless stream. At first he was able to handle it, but later when he came with red wine and beer, and a bad-hearted girl who didn't know where, he handed him a couple of old village chiefs, and Tang Yi was... killed in battle.

Originally a freshman who didn't have a lot of alcohol, he was going to die.

Qu Ziqian had no choice but to drag Tang Yi home.Tang Yi still held the Christmas Eve apples sent by his sister in his paws, Qu Ziqian counted them, and there were actually eight of them, he was truly blessed.

Qu Ziqian's house is just behind the school, and it is a short walk from the back street. It takes about 10 minutes to walk, but today he is dragging an oil bottle, and it is really difficult to walk.

Tang Yi drank too much and was dishonest, Qu Ziqian restrained him by the hands and feet and dragged him all the way, but two college students chatted on the street on Christmas Eve, it was really =_=...

Sure enough, after a while, Qu Ziqian heard a passing aunt say in authentic dialect, "The child of today, tsk tsk tsk..."

Qu Ziqian: "..."

There are also a group of girls who are suspected of being seniors. When passing by them, they silently took out their mobile phones and pretended to take pictures of the scenery, and then "clicked" when the camera swept over them.

Qu Ziqian: "..."

Received numerous attentions and gifts along the way, Qu Ziqian finally dragged him into the elevator, sweating all over, but Tang Yi became honest, hugging Qu Ziqian's neck and refusing to let go, his whole figure was like a huge koala.As soon as Qu Ziqian turned his head, he could see Tang Yi's little red face.

It was almost an hour after entering the house, Qu Ziqian slumped on the sofa and didn't want to move anymore, but Tang Yi was still hanging around his neck, so he had to get up again and drag him to the bathroom, where he washed the The face was sober and sober, and then I went to soak in honey water.When he came back, he found Tang Yi rubbing his face with a faucet, Qu Ziqian's face turned dark.

Jiu Zhuang is cowardly, this is really good, Tang Yi has washed his face and is already a little sober, seeing Qu Ziqian standing there with a black face, he didn't feel any sense of crisis at all, instead, he walked over and hugged the person's head to become a kissing maniac .

Qu Ziqian's face turned even darker. If he knew that Tang Yi had this habit after drinking too much...he silently thought that he would definitely not be allowed to drink outside in the future.

Kissing and kissing Qu Ziqian realized that something was wrong, Tang Yi's face flushed, he hurriedly moved away, only to see people start to gasp for breath, Qu Ziqian was helpless and funny, he couldn't breathe, what kind of deep kiss are you here for?

He pulled Tang Yi to the side of the sink, and pulled a towel to wipe his face and palms, but Tang Yi didn't cooperate, his eyes were dazed and he didn't know what he was looking for.

"Hey, don't make trouble, wash up and go to bed later."

Only then did Tang Yi turn his face to look at him, his eyes managed to find some focus, "My dear girl, who are you?"

"..." Qu Ziqian thought, even if he drank too much, he had his own reasons, so he didn't have the same knowledge as him, so he dragged people around and said, "I'm your landlord."

"Oh, landlord." Tang Yi nodded his head half-understood, then turned Qu Ziqian's face to look at him seriously and said, "Landlord howling!"

"..."

This is not over yet, Tang Yi did not know what kind of interest he had, and began to sing, from sister you boldly go forward to the most dazzling ethnic style, it is simply... the magic sound piercing the ear is too horrible to look at.

It's fine if he wants to sing honestly, at least he can listen to it, but the problem is that he can't sing honestly now.In the end, singing and singing turned so majestic that Qu Ziqian almost killed him on the spot.

"Ayi, Ayi, be more honest..."

Tang Yi flattened his mouth, "How can I be dishonest!"

... you are not honest anywhere ...

"Hey, drink some honey water and go to sleep."

"I said I am the gong!"

"Well, you are the attack, you are the total attack."

"Hey hey hey..."

"Don't be silly, go to sleep!"

"Hey hey hey hey Ziqian..."

"?"

"Hey Hey……"

"..."

Tang Yi leaned his head on Qu Ziqian's shoulder, heavy like a dead dog, muttering, and mumbled in Qu Ziqian's ear: "I like you hehehe...hahahahahahahahahaha..."

"..." Qu Ziqian reached out and touched Tang Yi's head, and said, "Well, me too."

"Hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey—"

"…………"

Qu Ziqian was almost pissed off by Tang Yi.

Because this guy vomited up his neck after the confession.

The author has something to say: I can laugh on the ground for a while hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha ...

I was locked again, damn it... I obviously didn't write anything that was not harmonious =_=