Is Brother Pao delicious? [Sword Three]

Chapter 4

Probably because I knew the novice tasks were easy to do, during the battle of the third master, I still didn’t forget to chat with Tang Yi from time to time. Tang Yi, a hard-working Jiansan idiot, knew very little about the game, and opened the browser Baidu What I don't know, while dealing with the words of the third master, I have to suffer for my face.

[Team] Stoke three times: After a while, you remember to go to the messenger and send you something.

[Team] Is Pao delicious: ⊙?⊙

Tang Yi, who was on a mission in Yangzhou, felt that the existence of the master was really considerate. He obediently went to Zailai to pick up the things from the messenger, and found that it was a set of minced meat, a set of red copper, and a set of rhubarb. He had no idea what these things were. Tang Yi, who used it, thought about it and threw the things in the warehouse.

When he saw these things when he was fighting monsters, he sold all the rags and leg bones directly to the grocery store. He didn't know what the use of these things was, so he was embarrassed to ask the third master, and then let those things be in the warehouse. was silently forgotten.

[Team] Stoke three times: I don’t have anything else on hand now, use it first, and send it to you after I finish digging the grass

[Team] Is Brother Pao delicious: Hmm ovo

[Team] Poke three times: Do you want to practice snails or whales after graduation?

Tang Yi only paused for half a second, then quickly alt+tab into the browser, Baidu what is snail and what is whale... After learning that it refers to the two sets of internal skills of Tang Sect, Tian Luo Gui Dao and Jing Yu Jue, Only then did he switch back to reply to the third master.

[Team] Is Brother Pao delicious: ... Whale, use it smoothly.

Forgive Tang Yi for not switching to internal skills since he created an account. The default Tangmen internal skill is Feather Frightening Art, which is basically a single-target attack skill. (Tang Sect's reading article is already very short, let's be content!) Tang Yi likes instant skills, and he is deeply uncomfortable with those sects that suffer from kidney deficiency every day.This is also the reason why he felt that Brother Pao was not bad after he chose Tangmen.

Most of the skills of Tianluo Guidao are some kind of mechanism. Tang Yi said that when he saw the word mechanism, he got a headache. In addition, although the skills of Tianluo Guidao did not read the article, it was not as good as the Jingyu Jue in single-target attacks. , so he has almost never used the internal strength of Tianluo Guidao.

[Team] Is Brother Pao delicious: I feel that the whale upgrades faster... But won't the dungeon be disgusted?

[Team] Poke three times: Escargot upgrades faster

[Team] Tap three times: When you reach level 70, you can change to a whale

[Team] Is Brother Pao delicious? Pfft==

[Team] Poke three times: You double repair

[Team] Is Brother Pao delicious: I think the whale is easy to use...

[Team] Poke three times: Then you are a whale

[Team] Poke three times: In the past, pvp was a whale

[Team] Poke three times: But it is said that the dps of the pve whale is very high now

[Team] Poke three times: But it is said that the dps of snails has also been changed today

[Team] Stoke three times: not sure =l=

Tang Yi was dazzled by the string of nouns that the third master suddenly appeared. Fortunately, he also had these words in the game before, otherwise he would definitely be confused.The two internal skills of the Tang Sect are output systems, so Tang Yi doesn't need to think about his future positioning, but which one to cultivate is really a problem.

[Team] Is Paoge delicious: I’ll talk about it later otl

[Team] Stoke three times: By the way, your typing is really slow

[Team] Is Brother Pao delicious: ...

Tang Yi wouldn't tell the third master that he was watching the game on Baidu. After thinking about it, he buckled the words on the screen:

[Team] Is Brother Pao delicious: ... card

[Team] Poke three times: =l=

[Team] Poke three times: How much is your home delayed?

Tang Yi didn't know how to look at the delay at all, and he wanted to save face and suffer. The fast Baidu, and second the delay data in the upper left corner, sent a message slowly:

[Team] Is Pao delicious: 11

[Team] Poke three times: ...

[Team] Poke three times: Delay 11 return card? =l=

[Team] Tap three times: lower the picture quality

[Team] Is Brother Pao delicious: ... the lowest picture quality.

[Team] Poke three times: Why is your graphics card so bad =l=

[Team] Is Brother Pao delicious: ... I just bought Lenovo Xiaoy

[Team] Poke three times: Little Y can't move Jian San? !Are you kidding me =l=

[Team] Is Brother Pao delicious: ...

[Team] Is Brother Pao delicious: ...How much delay is normal? ?

[Team] Poke three times: Your delay is already against the sky, and I have more than 200

[Team] Is Brother Pao delicious: ...

Tang Yi has the urge to dig a hole and bury himself at this moment. Qu Ziqian's internet speed is unbelievable, he should have realized it earlier.

Obviously there is no card, but the reason is that my slow response is because of the game card, isn't this slapping myself in the face =皮=.

He really did a good job.

Fortunately, he will soon be able to go to Tangmen to apprentice. Tang Yi laughed and slipped to Tangmen in his little cannon.

Jiong manipulated Xiao Tangmen to rush to the central hall with a face. Tiance's trumpet was abused here before, and he was very afraid of the second floor of the central hall.After seeing the prompt, he went to the center of the first floor of the hall and tapped a blank space, and the automatically obtained lightness skill immediately brought him to the second floor of the hall under the agitation of the big windmill under his feet.

Tang Yi felt very relieved that he was not thrown to death.

After handing in the task, looking for an npc in another place, Tang Yi's inertial thinking will come up and go out, and return to the big round windmill mechanism in the center of the second floor, manipulating Brother Pao to jump down without any hesitation...

Because it went up very smoothly, Tang Yi, who thought he had mastered the rules of going up and down the hall of the Tangmen Hall, never thought that the windmill was installed at his feet to blow people up, whether he would be blown up again after jumping off question.

then……

Those who have jumped from the central hall of Tangjiabao should all know the consequences.

Tang Yi looked at the imprint of Yinyuan Cheats (achievements) stamped on the bottom of the screen with a "snap", and became depressed.

——The first time to return to camp with a serious injury.

...Bastard, isn't it right to jump off, isn't it right? ! ! !

Where did he come from? Shouldn't he go out from where? He did something wrong. Why did he still fall to his death? He fell to his death! ! !

He also knew that he needed to find a grocer to repair his equipment, and then returned to the Tangjiabao organ hall in the carriage again.

The original lightness kung fu changed as soon as he was apprenticed to his master. Tang Yi was already used to the lightness kung fu when he was on mission in Yangzhou, but he suddenly switched to the light kung fu with big wings of Tangmen, and he felt very uncomfortable for a moment.He watched his little Pao brother fly straight up and down the high and steep mountain of Tangjiabao with a big kite, and he had the urge to burst into tears.

The map of Tangmen is very cheating, not to mention all straight and vertical cliffs, there is not even a place in the middle where you can rest your feet and recover your energy.Moreover, the whole Tangjiabao is frighteningly tall, and if you accidentally walk on the road, you will fly straight into the surging river below... In addition, Tangmen's qinggong flying is particularly high, higher than other sects in general Much taller (especially Tiance 2333), a good mountain climber, Tang Yi threw himself to death on the mountainside countless times=相=.

The most depressing thing was that Tang Yi felt that the person who designed the game must have specially made the map of Tangmen like this, so that newcomers like them with handicapped hands could get acquainted with Tangmen's lightness skills.Because he found that although Tangmen's lightness kungfu can fly very high, and the climbing claws are strong enough to climb very powerfully, but the straight-line distance is very short, and a set of lightness kungfu can only fly more than 200 feet at most... If it falls halfway, The eggs are broken all over the place???.

However, the advantage of being on the Tangmen map is that, apart from the Tangmen's self-produced Pao Ge Pao Sister Pao Luo, other sects want to climb the mountains on the Tang Sect map, which is quite a challenge. Everyone in Tangjiabao looked relieved (relaxed?) a lot.On the way Tang Yi went to the central hall to meet Mrs. Tang, he accidentally fell down the mountain. When he tried his best to climb the mountain and wanted to go to the central hall of Tangjiabao, he watched a loli with five poisons climb the mountain with lightness kung fu, but the five poisonous lightness kung fu was not enough , unable to climb up the slippery and straight cliff of Tangmen, stepped on the cliff with the sole of the foot, and slipped down half the distance with slippery feet...

The above is really a tragedy.

Before Tang Yi was fully familiar with Tang Sect's hard work, he had already reached level [-]. The system reminded him to recharge the game, so he decided to say hello to the third master first and then recharge the game tomorrow.After coming to Tangmen, the third master has been watching him complete the tasks, making him feel shameful that he fell to his death again and again, but the third master seems to spend more time watching the scenery, so it seems that he didn't pay much attention to his super-high frequency blood bar to clear.

[Team] Is Brother Pao delicious: ... I fell to my death again

[Team] Poke three times: Normal

[Team] Poke three times: Don't you know Tangmen is also called Broken Leg Castle?

[Team] Is Brother Pao delicious: ... This is it! ! !

[Team] Is Paoge delicious? Cough, I’m going to download the third master, and I’ll recharge the game tomorrow

[Team] Poke three times: touch you, um

[Team] Is Paoge delicious: wave ⊙?⊙

[Team] Poke three times: wave

Tang Yi quit the game, and updated his signature on qq: "My big broken leg, why are you flying so high... so high... so high... so you can save me from falling to my death twice qaq"

He has not yet coded his manuscripts today, and he has opened a comprehensive comic these days, and he has saved two volumes of manuscripts before publishing them. Although he doesn’t have to worry about updating them, he still feels a little uncomfortable seeing fewer manuscripts, so he has been I am a diligent daily update party, and I must insist on coding at least one chapter every day.This pseudonym called "Shanhe Gongshou" is what he intends to use for a long time. Tang Yi, who pretends to be a girl, is very excited about it. The impulse of a beautiful woman or a cute loli.

However, there are too many girls in the ** author group and there are too few guys. He, a fake girl, didn't expect that the girls here have such a keen sense of smell, so that he joined the group for the first time. Being stripped of his vest in one day exposed the true nature of a man.

You can't fake it in the group, but you can still fake it in the text for the time being. Tang Yi has no plans to take off his vest so soon, so he still has to wear a girl's skin for a while.

Just after typing less than a thousand characters, the qq little penguin jumped up wildly. Tang Yi clicked on it, and was startled by the exclamation mark on the screen.

Xuefeng Bingwangdi: You are starting a scum game! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! 【Star Eyes】

Xuefeng Bingwangdi: Tell me what the id is! ! ! ! !

Xuefeng Bingwangdi: Tang Yi!Brother is calling you affectionately! ! !

Xuefeng Bingwangdi: Kuaiai comes out!Daihua is waiting for your love!

Tang Yi twitched the corner of his mouth, then slapped his forehead suddenly, it's broken, he hasn't told Fang Junmo that he didn't go to Zongheng.

He took a deep breath, then typed:

Hangover·Hangover: That, Baozi

Xuefeng Ice King Flute: +o+

Hangover · Hangover: ... I'm thinking about it

The high-speed pop-up message was suddenly quiet for a second.

Xuefeng Bingwangdi:! ! ! !

Xuefeng Bingwangdi: Damn it! ! !

Xuefeng Bingwangdi:! !What are you talking about, scumbag! ! !

Xuefeng Bingwangdi: Damn you, Erqi has eaten your brain again? ! !

Er Qi is Tang Yi's classmate from junior high school to high school, a senior buddy, a dull and naive rich second generation, a cute and deadly boy, a disabled boy with a height of second grade.Er Qi is called Er Qi because Er Qi is usually in a state where both humans and gods are indignant.

Tang Yi moved his claws on the keyboard, and explained to Baozi:

The Hangover·The Hangover: I Know You Are Across...

Xuefeng Bingwangdi: ...you still have time to make amends

Xuefeng Bingwangdi: You built the wrong area, no brother will forgive you for the bleak fact that your brain capacity is not enough, get the hell out of here... #cool

Hangover · Hangover: So what

Hangover · Hangover: I'm with the third master and Maomao==||||||||||

Xuefeng Bingwangdi: ...

Xuefeng Bingwangdi: Damn it! ! !

Xuefeng Bingwangdi: Damn peat! ! !

The Hangover·The Hangover: My sister is only in junior high school, so don’t keep thinking about her, she’s too harsh

Xuefeng Bingwangdi: Fuck you, uncle! ! !Tang Yi, we can't play together anymore! ! !

The Hangover·The Hangover: ...Calm down, Baozi

Xuefeng Bingwangdi: Calm down, bastard!What kind of trouble do you want online games but not gay friends!

Hangover · Hangover: Calm down

Xuefeng Bingwangdi: Damn you!I won't love you anymore! qaq

Hangover · Hangover: I was wrong ==

Xuefeng Bingwangdi: Of course you are wrong! qwq

Tang Yi knew that Baozi, a cute guy, must be very entangled, so he followed him and let him blow his hair.He imitated the tone of the third master and sent a message:

Hangover · Hangover: touch you, smooth hair...how about you read it too

Xuefeng Bingwangdi: I still have friends in Zongheng (┳?┳)...

The Hangover·The Hangover: Nothing Can Help

Xuefeng Bingwangdi: Scumbag, you win!

Hangover · Hangover: ...

Fang Junmo is a student of the medical school. He is a medical professional. He runs the Hua Ge account, and his greatest ambition is to become the number one milk girl in the vertical and horizontal [the time was still in the 80s].When he was Xiaobai, he met a military master who took him to be a fifth grader.Master Jun has various occupation numbers, but he loves Tiance and Wanhua the most.Fang Junmo often talked about things in the game with Tang Yi who hadn't started the game at that time, including his vague affection for the military master.Although he didn't contact Mr. Jun for a period of time, he still had the cheek to ask for QQ or something, and insisted on chatting with him every day, and then developed into a good friend.The military master often complains about women being difficult to coax. As a two-dimensional good friend, Fang Junmo naturally cannot do without complaining with him. After a long time, Fang Junmo can't hide his little thoughts. Yi naturally became a good Tucao receiver.

Pulling Tang Yi into Zongheng also means diverting firepower, but Fang Junmo will definitely not leave Zongheng right now, so he won't tell Tang Yi that he has an 80-level army lady monster in Nianpo = Dish=.

Within 2 minutes, Tang Yi discovered that his friend's signature had changed——

[The furthest distance in the world is not the distance between life and death, but, in the same Netcom [-], Nima, you are thinking that Lao Tzu is vertical and horizontal, soulless! ! qaq]