dhibooks Chapter 28
Chapter 28
Tang Yi's worries were not superfluous at all.
Because the third master really never talked to him for nearly a month after that!
Later, when talking to Tang Yi, Tang Yi cautiously poked him, and then he probably forgot about it before returning.
... The above is really a tragedy.
Tang Yi felt that his character had dropped to a negative value this day. Zha Zha said that today was Little Tomato's birthday, so he asked Tang Yi if he would like to come together to celebrate Little Tomato's birthday, and Tang Yi readily agreed.
Sure enough, doing nothing is the best thing... Tang Yi, who vomited up the task of swiping the map and was hacked, said that he felt the deep malice of the big universe.
Little Tomato, wearing a red hood and little Miaoluo, was bouncing around there, surrounded by relatives and friends who gave her [Uncle Dancha’s candied haws], and around the outer circle was a circle of rich hearts.Tomato said that it is enough for each person to contribute a thousand gold for the whole local tyrant's heart, so these poor guys actually didn't pay much.
Tang Yi came in a hurry and didn’t have candied haws on him, so Zha Zha traded 20 of them, and then they each sat down holding a cannon barrel with a real orange heart, their heads protruding from the middle of the cannon barrel, and a group of funny pictures were there .
The recent chat channel keeps refreshing "Brother Nanzhi is the best to me", "Thank you sister Dizi", "Thank you Aunt Liangsi", "Uncle Xiaoyo is the best to me"... The little one surrounded by Meow Luo almost never stopped shouting from beginning to end.
Tang Yi also stood up from the cannon barrel, walked to Miaoluo in the red hood, and offered candied haws.
……
Then the cheerful near-chat channel suddenly went quiet.
I saw a row of small white characters lying in the chat box:
Big Brother is the best for me!
Thank you brother!
……
eat……
What are you eating, sister, flip the table! !It seems that the illusion of "brother, have you eaten, do you want to take a bite" is amazing! ! !Lao Zhi didn't have the intention of grabbing candied haws with Lori, okay? !Behind the screen, Tang Yi felt Jiansan's deep malice towards his ID...
There was a lot of laughter in the yy channel, Xiaodizi's very comfortable-sounding sister Yuyin laughed exaggeratedly, and the others were still jokingly calling Tang Yi, "Brother, eat me?" "Brother, eat me, give me candied haws!" , Tang Yi's face darkened and he said every word: "Eat what you uncle!"
"Pfft... why don't you be angry, brother."
"Brother, why don't you grab a cannon barrel and take a screenshot!"
"Eat brother!"
"Brother, eat it!"
"Brother, why don't you come and lick your breasts!"
"..."
Tang Yi really wanted to confuse them with a big aunt (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻.
"Come on, it's Tomato's birthday today, don't bother molesting Brother Pao." Qu Ziqian was finally willing to turn on the mic to help Tang Yi out, but Tang Yi felt that the unscrupulous poisonous brother was actually enjoying it.
They are a group of men and women, bringing Menke, Little Tomato, and a Xiuxiu named Chen Chui three loli, throwing skill glare effects on the ground one by one, and then taking screenshots of various unscrupulous actions, playing all the time It's late at night before going back to each house and looking for each mother...cough, each doing its own daily routine.
Tang Yi finished his daily cleaning and had nothing to do, so he was going to say hello to Zha Zha and go offline.At this time, his apprentice, the beggar brother who worshiped him personally, poked him and asked him if he was busy and asked him to go to Chengdu. Tang Yi thought he had nothing to do and agreed, and was invited to Chengdu by his apprentice.
As soon as it landed, the beggar brother formed a team with him, and then backed up... backed up... backed up...
Tang Yi suddenly had a very bad premonition Σ(っ°Д°;)っ.
Brother Beggar rushed towards Tang Yi without saying a word, and then Tang Yi was dumbfounded as he watched his little brother Pao being taken to the sky by his apprentice.
Brother Beggar threw Brother Pao back and forth in the air, and Tang Yi watched helplessly as Brother Pao flew towards the big tree platform in Chengdu, and then rushed straight to the ground while brushing the side.
……
Your injuries have recovered, please select [Resurrect in situ] [Return to camp].
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[白天空空] Quietly say to you: Hey, how do you play the two-person lightness kungfu of the Beggar Gang? It looks so high-end
Fuck! ! !Bear boy, you are going against the sky! ! ! !
Tang Yi was furious. Just as he was about to type in the secret chat, he saw that brother beggar rushed towards his brother Pao frantically again.
He hurriedly doubled his w's and tried to dodge it, but Brother Beggar sprinted too fast, before he had time to fly, he was thrown into the sky again.
You whispered to [白天空空]: Wicked! ! !Put it down as a teacher! ! ! !
[白天空空] Quietly say to you: Master asked me to practice lightness kung fu...it’s okay, I’ll try my best to avoid falling to your death
As soon as Brother Beggar typed, his lightness kung fu was broken, but the beggar gang's lightness kung fu ability to stay in the air is super strong, which can be seen from the fact that they can fly infinitely without losing their energy value, so Tang Yi was thrown to death on the hill again straight away, and that Brother Beggar slid and landed next to his corpse.
……
You quietly said to [白天空空]: Damn it!Outlaws! !
You quietly said to [白天空空]: The friendship between master and apprentice!
[白天空空] whispered to you: just throw it a few times and give it a try... Master, don’t be angry
[Recent Chat] Hey Xiaoyou: Remember not to forget the shift when you change to the stage of qinggong
Only then did Tang Yi discover...
It turns out that the accomplice is here! !
[Recent Chat] Is Brother Pao delicious: Auntie!mom!red!
[Recent Chat] Hey Xiaoyou: Hey Brother Pao! ~ I am teaching your disciples double lightness kung fu, I will not charge the tuition
[Recent Chat] Is Brother Pao delicious? Debt is cheap!End of friendship! (╯‵ ′)╯︵┴─┴
[Recent Chat] Hi Xiaoyou: Hahahaha
Tang Yi felt that the members of the beggar gang were really as good as the yellow chickens.
[Recent chat] The sky is empty during the day: So there is a space after the shift... Got it!
Tang Yi was terrified. Seeing his apprentice backing away again, he immediately planned to put oil on his feet and drive the flying kite away, but in the end...
With a swish, the beggar sprinted in front of him, drawing a long trace on the ground.
The corner of Tang Yi's mouth twitched, and he was finally relieved to see his Pao Ge flying towards Long Yuanze's big pool.
Fortunately, this brat has a bit of conscience, knowing that throwing himself into the water won't kill him.
—Well, then he fell to his death against the edge of the pool.
Just a few feet from the water.
……
He took back what he had just said.
(╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻ grass! Glass heart! Old paper is no longer playing! No qaq like you!!!
Tang Yi drove the free mic and yelled on the channel, "Damn it, how many times do you have to throw the old paper to death, damn it!!! Dare you throw it into the water? You're so accurate, you bastard!!!!"
"What's the matter, Brother Pao?" Zha Zha asked strangely, not knowing that he was being thrown around by his apprentice.
"Hey...Master, I promise I won't fall to your death next time! Definitely!" The voice of the young man who was much more mature than him said.
Tang Yi beat the table and scratched the wall unsteadily, "How dare you have a next time!!"
"...Well, Brother Pao, what are you doing?"
Tang Yi replied feebly to Brother Poison: "My apprentice is using me to practice two-person lightness kung fu..."
"Oh—" Zha Zha's voice dragged to the end strangely.
"Shuangqinggong, go and throw Auntie Hong, isn't he a beggar gang, why is he bullying your master." Zhazha said in his usual tone.Tang Yi being thrown to death by his apprentice... Well, even though he is his own apprentice, it is too unreasonable for the master to be bullied by his apprentice, not to mention that Tang Yi is the one who puts his label on him, what a little apprentice is.
"Aunt Hong is an accomplice!! Accomplice! Accomplice!" Tang Yi shouted angrily with a gloomy face.
"Hey, listen to your master, go and throw that big beggar brother. Give him two gold and he will leave with you." Zha Zha said very easily.
"Hey Nezha, how can I be so unscrupulous!"——Yes Tang Yi decided to ignore Aunt Hong's voice.
"Wait, Master Pao, what's the situation with Master?"
"..." Tang Yi was embarrassed, he didn't seem to have told his apprentice that he had a poisonous elder brother. "Well... this is your master, my domesticated poisonous brother."
"What does it mean to raise a poisonous brother?!"
"Literally." Zha Zha answered calmly, "We are destined for love."
"...Damn it..." There was silence for two seconds, and then he said, "Damn it, the amount of information is a bit large..."
"Master Pao, you are gay!!"
"..." Tang Yi wanted to explain subconsciously, so he hesitated for a long time and said, "No, it's just a good friend..."
"Just friends?" Zha Zha said suddenly.
"Er..." Tang Yi didn't know how to answer, "It's difficult, isn't it?"
There was a strange tacit understanding in the channel, and the group became quiet.
"Brother Pao, you don't think Qingyuan is just for fun, do you?" Zhazha couldn't hear the emotion over there, but Tang Yi intuitively felt that he should not be very happy.
"No, it's not..." Tang Yi didn't know how he felt about Zha Zha. If he said he was just friends... there seemed to be some other, extra feeling, but if he said they were messing with each other... Well, something seemed wrong. look. "I, I just feel..."
"What do you think?"
"..."
Tang Yi shamefully shut down again.
Yes, he scratched the bed board again.
——This is a disease that needs to be cured.
"Brother Pao, I'm not joking," the unplugged earphones were still tirelessly transmitting the voice of the poisonous brother on the other side of the wall, "How should I put it...the word like like is not enough to express...it seems like saying I love you... It's too frivolous, if I really want to describe it—”
"—I feel that after meeting you, the whole world in my eyes is only you."
Tang Yi's entire face turned red to tomato color.
No, don't suddenly speak so softly with a monstrous voice!
He frantically turned on Liberty Micro, fearing that the tragedy like last time would happen again.
Row after row of swiping screens on the public screen in the channel are Aunt Hong, Tomato and Dizi who climbed up at some point, and they are swiping "together", "together", and "together".
Tang Yi opened his mouth, his tongue seemed to be out of order, but there was a faint smile on his unexpected face that he didn't even notice.
"Hey beans..." He tried hard to think of words, but felt that nothing could express his feelings.
I have been writing essays all year round, but I still have poor words. I really get back as I live.
"I, I..." He hesitated twice, and blurted out: "Then, that, then we... just... let's be together!"
The swipers of various colors on the public screen lined up in one row, but Tang Yi could no longer see what they were swiping clearly. He felt that his blood was rushing upwards as soon as he spoke, and he knew his face without looking in the mirror. It must be red now.
then……
He has a nosebleed.