Is Brother Pao delicious? [Sword Three]

Chapter 12

The detailed strategy of the Qixi Festival mission can be found on the Internet, Tang Yi and his senior sister collected enough friendship and went to pick up the mission.The senior sister changed into an orange "Celebration" fashion, with white hair draped behind her, standing out in the crowd.

Tang Yi only felt that the color of "Qing" on his body was too bright, which made his eyes blind.

Both he and his senior sister opened the Qixi Festival mission strategy, and following the strategy to complete the mission is very fast, they almost only need to run the map.

When he arrived at the Star Picking Building in Wanhua Valley, the mission required him and his senior sister to jump off Samsung Mochiyue together, and then find an NPC to hand in the mission within the specified time.When he jumped down for the first time, Tang Yi landed directly in front of the npc, while the senior sister flew a long way, and finally failed to catch up with the buff.Tang Yi had a sense of superiority at the time, thinking that this task should be easy to complete.As a result, the second time he jumped, the senior sister found the npc, and Tang Yi rolled so far by himself that he didn't know where he fell...

The third time, the senior sister came from Ten Thousand Flowers Valley, and she was very skilled at finding NPCs, and she did it in one step, but Tang Yi once again didn't know where she let herself fly...

The fourth time... the fifth time... the sixth time...

Tang Yi manipulated Brother Xiao Pao, and he and Senior Sister Wan Hua happily performed mountain jumping in [Da Wu], watching the love of the couple around him jumping the mountain with them, Tang Yi finally realized what was wrong.

[Team] Is Brother Pao delicious? Senior Sister oo

[Team] Caiwei:?

[Team] Is Brother Pao delicious: Why do I see a lot of teams on Qixi Festival missions... and the combination of Cheng Nu and Loli?

[Team] Caiwei: Qixi Festival tasks do not limit body size and gender

Tang Yi was taken aback.

[Team] Is Brother Pao delicious: ... huh?

[Team] Caiwei: It can be done by men and women, men and women, women and men

[Team] Caiwei: Do you think Mao Jiansan is called Jisan

[Team] Is Brother Pao delicious: ...

Tang Yi was a little sluggish. Jiansan's game setting completely exceeded his understanding of normal games. He originally thought... originally thought...

Wait, so to speak, if he went to Zha Zha to do Qixi in the first place, it would be no problem for two grown men.

Tang Yi suddenly realized what a stupid mistake he had made.

At first, he reflexively thought that couples tasks cannot be done by males and males, so he subconsciously wanted to find an adult female player to play Qixi. Thinking about it carefully, aren't the third master and the master also two males? If they can do it, why can't he and Zha Zha?

Inertial thinking is really a trap.

...But Zha Zha said before that he had already done the task of Qixi Festival... Maybe, maybe even if Tang Yi told him earlier, he still couldn't do it with him.

Thinking of this, Tang Yi shook his head, he... Sure enough, he should still find his senior sister.

I don't know how many times he jumped the mountain, but Tang Yi finally caught up with the 2-minute time limit of the floating buff. After handing in the task, he felt that this game was really unscrupulous. If possible, he would never want to jump a second time.

After that, they went to Fenghua Valley and Jinshui Town, and then went to Luodao to fight Melaopo.

The location indicated on the mission mini-map is full of players, but no mission npc can be found. Tang Yi immediately realized that there are too many players here, and the mission npc will be killed as soon as it is swiped out.He is a little Tang Sect who is not at the full level, and his senior sister is a master of Tiaogu, so it is simply impossible to grab the monster.

[Team] Caiwei: -. - cannon... i think...

[Team] Caiwei: It is impossible for the two of us to grab the strange one...

Tang Yi was silent, and began to throw Tianjuedime and Dusha on the ground, and blamed a set of rainstorm pear blossoms on them, and the result——

The monster was actually hacked to death by him, and he got the things smoothly.

Senior Sister Wanhua was confused at first and then shocked. She probably realized that the task had been completed before she even started to play monsters.

[Team] Caiwei: Cannon! !

[Team] Is Brother Pao delicious: ... I seem to be the first one to get weird...

[Team] Caiwei: Cannon! ! ...Broken Leg Fort is indeed a magic tool for pulling monsters...

[Team] Is Paoge delicious? ==

[Team] Caiwei: The brutal monster-hunting castle!

After that, Tang Yi and his senior sister each got a quest item, the red line, which can be exchanged for a 400-level ring with the inscription of eternal knot at the npc. Tang Yi changed to a "Red Line Ring·Fan", but he has not reached the full level yet. , He still can't equip that ring.

Speaking of levels, although Tang Yi and Zha Zha are on the mission of clearing the map together, Zha Zha has already reached the full level a few days ago, while Tang Yi is still in the difficult task of clearing the Black Dragon Marsh at level 70. He really I really want to crawl along the network cable to see how sick Zha Zha is when he is doing the task.

During the Qixi Festival event, hitting humanoid monsters will drop the Tanabata event item magpie feathers. 9 magpie feathers can be exchanged for a golden magpie feather, and 999 golden magpie feathers can be exchanged for a double-riding white horse magpie bridge flying star with a high drop resistance coefficient.Under normal circumstances, players with a full level can quickly obtain feathers by taking the daily tasks of Qixi Festival, but Tang Yi is not at full level now, and if he wants to earn feathers to exchange for Magpie Bridge Flying Stars, the only way is to farm monsters.

Fortunately, he is from the Tang Sect, and the internal strength of driving the snail is pretty good at clearing mobs.Knowing that he wanted to brush the feathers, the senior sister suggested that he go to Rilun Mountain City or Wuyan Island to brush the dungeons. There are more mobs there, and they can be cleared quickly.

Tang Yi hadn't downloaded any small dungeons other than the third master taking him to kill monsters, let alone asking him to run a strange dungeon.In Tang Yi's mind, dungeons still hold a high status, and this notion was not gradually corrected until he reached the full level.

The senior sister then said that she didn't have anything else to do after finishing the daily cleaning, and then she brought a relative and friend, Sister Pao, to take Tang Yi to brush the Rilun Mountain City.

Sister Pao's name is Tian Tian, ​​and she is a very cheerful girl wearing a broken army rubbing seal. She rides a deer, which impresses Tang Yi deeply.

With Sister Pao leading the way, he and his senior sister don’t have to do anything, just follow behind to pick up things.

After clearing it quickly, Tang Yi achieved a complete victory and no injuries, but encountered difficulties in getting out the money.He, Senior Sister Caiwei and Sister Pao didn't get out of the battle every day, and they couldn't go out by magic. The last boss of this dungeon didn't seem to have any fog to go out here.So the senior sister said, let him die from the meridians.

Probably because the conversation between Tian Tian and the senior sister was too joyful, Tang Yi thought at first that the senior sister was teasing Tian Tian and tricking her into committing suicide, and even after a while, the senior sister also cooperated with her own suicide and lay down on the ground with Tian Tian Tang Yi thought that it was the senior sister who wanted to increase the fun of teasing Tiantian.

Tang Yi didn't know about the miraculous skill of self-severing meridians, so he just stood beside the dead bodies of senior sister and Tian Tian and watched them lying dead.

[Team] Caiwei: Paopao-. -

[Team] Caiwei: Pao Pao, why don’t you kill yourself

[Team] Is Brother Pao delicious: Why did you commit suicide?

[Team] Caiwei: -. -

[Team] Caiwei: How can we go back to camp if you don’t kill yourself?

Tang Yi was very puzzled, didn't he just click to go back to the camp, why did he have to lie down with the corpse?

At this time, Tiantian also began to urge him to commit suicide quickly, so he was even more sure that this was a prank by the senior sister and Tiantian.

Anyway, he didn't know where his meridians were, so he just stood next to the corpse that was piled up with his senior sister every day, stepped on the corpse, and then zoomed in and out to see the details. 【How about morality】

[Team] Caiwei: Paopao-. - stop jumping, kill yourself

[Team] Is Brother Pao delicious: There is a sense of instant sight to jump into the pit oo

[Team] Caiwei: Good-0-!obedient!Suicide! !

[Team] Is Paoge delicious? ==

[Team] Caiwei: We can't get out of the battle if you don't kill yourself

[Team] Is Brother Pao delicious: ...

[Team] Caiwei: Wait, Pao Pao, don't you know where the suicide is-. -

Tang Yi felt that it was too time-consuming to waste time here, and he felt that his senior sister was on the verge of going crazy, so he simply followed the senior sister's words:

[Team] Is Paoge delicious: Where is the suicide?

[Team] Caiwei: ...

[Team] Caiwei: I knew it! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

[Team] Caiwei: My sister, you didn't say it earlier! !

[Team] Caiwei: Point cards are burning!

Tang Yi was embarrassed, and followed the instructions given by his senior sister to find the self-aware meridians in the Jianghu column of the martial arts interface, and found after lying dead...

It turns out that the option to return to the camp after leaving the battle will not light up!

He suddenly felt guilty for cheating his senior sister.

He thought that senior sister and Tiantian were playing a prank, that's why he let them lie on the ground for so long and he didn't give up. Who knew they had to wait for him to give up before they could get out.

He didn't know what to say for a while, and then thought of how his senior sister had taught him to complete various missions and level up, and instantly felt that he was too insignificant.

——However, this sense of guilt did not last long.

Because at the moment he was lying dead, there was suddenly one more person in the team.

[Nezha hanging southeast branch] join the team.

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Qu Ziqian thought at first that Tang Yi was brushing feathers in Rilun Mountain City, so he didn't go to him to form a team, but after a long time, he found that Tang Yi was still in Rilun Mountain City, so he wanted to tell him that brushing dungeon feathers was very profitable. Slow, not as fast as clearing dense wild monsters on the map.

So he clicked Tang Yi to join the group.

The moment he joined the group, Qu Ziman's face turned pale.

Because there is not only Tang Yi here, but also Tang Yi's senior sister Wanhua, and another sister Pao who I don't know.

Tang Yi was actually flirting with them!

With a sullen face, Qu Ziqian decided not to make porridge with preserved egg and lean meat tonight, and it would be better to change it to rice porridge.

...But that's not the point. The point is, who can tell him why an ordinary five-person Rilun Mountain City can make two players with a full level and a player with more than 70 in the team clear their blood bars collectively?

As soon as he entered the team, he found that all three of them were dead bodies, and Qu Ziqian was not well.

He looked at the ones that had returned to the camp visually, and quietly signed:

[Squad] Nezha Hanging Southeast Branch: Brother Pao, what are you doing =. =

……

I don't know why, when Tang Yi saw that sentence, he felt an inexplicable coolness behind him.