Immortal husband is hard to chase and still kicks me

Chapter 47

As soon as everyone heard this, Liu Xingguan immediately rushed forward and shouted: "Master Daoist, Master Daoist, do the math for me, do the math for me."

The name of this Liuxing Temple is really important, within five seconds, Jun Xinxian was quickly surrounded by everyone, he quickly shouted: "Don't worry, don't worry, line up and come one by one."

Not long after, I saw a long queue forming on the street, men, women, old and young one after another, waiting for fortune-telling.

At this time, a woman with a ruddy complexion slowly sat down and asked, "Master Daoist, can you help me figure out whether I will have a boy or a girl?"

Jun Xinxian took a look, at least he must be in his fifties. He teased, "Auntie, your grandson can make soy sauce, right? Do you want to add an uncle to him?"

The woman shook her face and said shyly: "The Taoist priest really likes to joke, he is not married yet."

What the hell, big girl with yellow flowers?Jun Xinxian grinned at the corner of his mouth, widened his eyes, and said in surprise, "Auntie is really a real person."

"Help me figure it out, boy or girl?"

"You haven't even married yet, so how can you have children?"

"Who said you have to get married to have children, look at my belly, it's already three months old."

March?You are so courageous, when did the villagers of Yinyi Mountain become so open?

The woman said anxiously again: "Master Daoist, hurry up and do the math for me."

"Your complexion is rosy, your lucky stars are shining brightly, your sword is still young, and your next child will definitely be a boy."

Upon hearing the boy, the woman was overjoyed and hurriedly laughed, "Thank you Taoist priest, thank you Taoist priest."

As soon as she left, she saw a woman wearing a white hat sitting down.

Jun Xinxian asked: "What does the girl want to calculate?"

Seeing that she didn't respond, he said again: "Girl, what do you want? Marriage, future, or begging for a child?"

"……girl?"

The one with legs and legs didn't speak for a long time, could it be that he is dumb, Jun Xinxian just wanted to ask again, only to see the woman suddenly took off the bamboo hat, and said with a slumped smile: "Hey~~ I want to ask Mr. Wen, is there any panacea that can Make me beautiful."

vomit!Jun Xinxian couldn't help retching, she sat quietly like a fairy, and spoke like a fool, this graceful figure and appearance are simply worlds apart, with big buck teeth, straight eyebrows, freckles on her face, big eyes to small eyes, extremely ugly , Look at it a few more times, the bitterness has been vomited, not only he vomited, but even the people around him couldn't help retching.

Jun Xinxian hurriedly put the bamboo hat on her head, jokingly said: "Hehe, this girl is really hard to find in the world. Fortunately, you met me today, Daoist Zhaixin of Liuxing Temple, come, give you this, go back Apply it twice in the morning and evening, within three days, it will definitely give you back your beautiful appearance."

The woman took the small bottle, stood up quickly and said with a smile, "Hey, thank you, Taoist priest."

As soon as she left, a teenager was squeezed out immediately. He was unusually fat. He just sat on the chair when he heard a 'bang', and the poor chair broke like this.

This bucket waist, big fat face, looks like a flying pig, before Jun Xinxian could speak, the little fat man smiled awkwardly: "Hey, Daoist, I'm sorry."

"it's okay no problem."

Jun Xinxian looked indifferent, but he didn't think so in his heart, what did you eat to grow up, boy, you should lose weight.

The little fat man asked urgently: "Master Daoist, is there any medicine that can make me lose weight?"

"Yes." After that, he took out a small bottle from his arms, handed it to him, and said: "Go back, three times a day, within a few days, I guarantee you will be as thin as a bamboo pole."

"Thank you, Daoist."

"The Daoist priest still has me, do the math for me, when will I be able to get married?"

"Master Daoist, when will I be able to achieve success?"

"Daoist..."

Shouting and shouting, Jun Xinxian has been so busy for a long time. He was so tired that he returned to Yinyi Mountain. On the bed, asleep.

In the past few days, everyone is busy with the things at hand, Fu Youzi and others go out early and return late to look for the Demon King, Jun Xinxian goes out early and returns late to go to the streets for fortune-telling.

Jun Xinxian finished counting from the street again, and walked back in big strides. As soon as he stepped into the mountains, he couldn't stand the smell of his own body. Soon, he saw a lake, and he decided to wash his body first.

Walking towards the lake, he jumped down naked with a 'plop', splashing a splash of water quickly.

Comfortable, he was so comfortable soaking in the water, the coldness of the lake water, from the soles of his feet to his mind, was cool.

Call~~~call~~~

The sound of Ye Zi came from Jun Xinxian's mouth, and the crisp melody quickly sang to the sky. This is the song "Jin Xiaoyao" played by Brother Huajiu.

He was so forgetful of himself that he didn't even notice a small figure hiding behind the big tree.

After playing "Jin Xiaoyao", he played "Don't See You" again. He didn't stop playing until the second half of the melody of "Don't See You", which made people unable to continue playing.Jun Xinxian looked up at the sky, dropped the leaves, and murmured to himself, "Why does brother Sanyue play such a hurtful piece?"

Just when he was puzzled, a voice suddenly came from his ear: "Why don't you blow it?"

Hearing the sound, Jun Xinxian turned his head and saw that he almost sank to the bottom of the water. He quickly swam to the shore and asked, "Who are you?"

"Why don't you blow it?"

Still the same sentence, Jun Xinxian looked at the person in front of him. It was a boy about nine years old, standing there naked, with jet-black hair hanging loose, white as jade, with exquisite and beautiful features, a pair of big eyes with white pupils, and a cold complexion , a pair of black fox ears, he is not human.

Jun Xinxian choked: "Hey, little fox demon, you are so courageous, you dare to block your grandfather's way."

grandfather?The fox moved his ears and said expressionlessly, "Are you my grandfather?"

puff!Is this fox a stupid fox, or is it deliberately pretending, Jun Xinxian said again: "I am not your grandfather, but I warn you, don't get in my way, or I will do it, but it will be very powerful."

Jun Xinxian is just playing sloppy, he knows that foxes are cunning and clever, and this fox demon has never heard of it, it has white pupils, so it cannot be taken lightly.

The fox ignored him, but asked to himself: "Why don't you blow it?"

"What's not blowing?"

"The tune you just played?"

Could it be that this little fox is interested in musical instruments, Jun Xinxian replied: "I don't want to play anymore."

"I want to hear it."

The little fox said with a blank face, but there was a hint of order, which made people puzzled. What exactly did he want to do, Jun Xinxian quickly got up, put on his clothes and said, "I don't want to blow."

Hearing his reluctance, the fox walked towards him and said, "I want to hear it."

Seeing him approaching gradually, Jun Xinxian raised his hand to signal, as if about to start a fight, he quickly shouted: "Don't come over, I'm going to strike if I come here."

Hearing the sound, the fox immediately stopped and replied, "Okay."

He is really obedient, seeing him not moving for a long time, could it be that this fox is really a stupid fox.

At this moment, Jun Xinxian also had a little more courage. He strengthened his courage, walked towards him, and asked, "Hey, little fox, why did you come here and not go home?"

The fox looked at him and said, "I don't have a home."