I want to jailbreak in the future

Chapter 27

Lianchengge once again successfully poured cold water on Xue Po.

In addition to being stimulated by the word hand speed, I also remembered a small thing.That is... Liu Qian's magic trick in the Spring Festival Gala was cracked [-] times slower on the Internet.

Even if the eyesight of the bosses watching his performance is not good, this... If the video recorded by the monitors is to be slowed down, it is just a matter of talking.

If Cong Wen and the others are very curious, slow down and take a look... He really can't speak clearly.

Moreover, everyone knows that magic is fake, and the conjured things must be things that already exist.

If he conjures something that doesn't exist on this planet, then there will be a big problem.

"Magic is just a catchphrase, and I can perform many more. For example, I can...original songs." It seems that after time travel, there will not be a few "original" poems, novels, and songs.I'm a little sorry for this life time travel.

Xue Po has infinite feelings, if he is wearing someone outside the prison, even if there is no space, even if he does not have the background of the Xue family.

He became a professional writer, and then waited for himself to become popular, and maybe his pseudonym could be called Yushui Nirvana or something.Contribute to the construction of spiritual civilization in the entertainment industry in the future.

"En...Xiao Po, we believe you can sing very well." Rong Bin was a little tactful. "But for most of us, it doesn't matter if the song is yours or not..."

Everyone has been here for years.What's more, the people who came in were all older than Shepherd, the latest pop music and so on...

You don't need to be original.

We don't have professional judges here, so there are no technical points.

"You can go to Mr. Ning Tian and the others. Last year, one of their choruses won the championship."

But then you can't get that reward alone.He is short of two hundred points.

"Who will score in the end?"

"Everyone has [-] points in their hands, and they will be assigned randomly. Qi Jun and the three of them will score each program. The points range from [-] to [-]."

Shepper nodded, and it sounded like the warden and the others were more important, because they could give ten points alone.But it's actually the opposite.

Although other people's [-] points are evenly allocated to so many programs, if a program is good, everyone will basically go for this program.In this way, the score can be regarded as concentrated.

As for those three, Gu Boyi would basically not give low scores.Qi Jun is well-behaved, and his writing is casual.

If one's own program has the quality of aspirations, then it is just a variable of Cong Wen.

Not big.So what I have to do is to choose a show that has a chance to win the championship, and play some tricks to make the chance of Desheng a little higher.

The latter is not difficult, the highest reward is only [-] points, most people don't take it seriously.His popularity here is also good, if they know what kind of points he has, everyone will help him. (Why does it feel like a palace fight?)

The problem is the former, he must have this quality, but if the difference is too much... the bottom show took the first place, and he was embarrassed to raise his head this whole year.

Maybe he should do a market research.

In terms of quality... With role models like Tao He, it can be concluded that even if everyone is not good at ordinary singing and dancing performances, it is possible to possess unique skills.

So his focus should be on novelty.

Schoper's thinking became more and more divergent, and he had already listed [-] just like his escape plan.The three of them, who were still watching him distractedly because of the communication status, looked at each other helplessly.

They talked for a long time, but this distracted man didn't even give them a look.Just wanted to call again.The monitors flying around each side issued an alarm in unison.

"Alarm, 10 minutes later, there will be a magnitude [-] earthquake at [-] degrees north latitude and [-] degrees west longitude. Please be prepared."

"Earthquake...Earthquake!!!" Someone finally recovered. "How could there be an earthquake!!!"

"Why...is there no earthquake?" Rong Bin realized that he couldn't understand Xue Po more and more.

"Earthquakes are the movement of planetary plates..." Tao He subconsciously answered the question, and then shut up.This question is too low level.Feel ashamed to say it.

"Probably I've never seen it before. The layout of the capital star is good." The place in the earthquake zone has never been inhabited.

"Then let's go and enjoy it. A magnitude [-] earthquake should be spectacular."

"... Appreciation?" Hey, this is too cruel.

"It's spectacular. I remember that the last big earthquake was two years ago."

"The tsunami is spectacular. Rong Bin, you didn't catch up. Why is Xiao Po still in a daze? Although it is said to be 10 minutes, there is still an error. It's not good to miss the beginning. Could it be that you can't tell the east longitude from the west? Let the watcher drive."

Needless to say, although Lian Chengge habitually picks on Xue Po and guesses the reason for Xue Po's blankness, it is true that Xue Po can't distinguish geography.He didn't know where the zero-degree latitude and longitude of the planet was.

Shepper asked the little question "why are you so happy about the earthquake?", and after arriving at the place where the alarm was issued, looking at the sky full of aircraft and sports cars, and poking their heads out to chat, everyone gradually understood what was going on.

Even if the high technology is so developed in the future, the roar of nature is still a symbol of disaster.Human casualties, financial losses.No one is in the mood to appreciate disaster.

But there are special cases.When the disaster cannot cause any loss, then the people facing the disaster will naturally have the mood to appreciate the strange natural landscape.

The prison planet is vast and sparsely populated...it's really too sparse. There are more than 500 people, not as many as a school.

The earthquake was also carefully monitored, and it was broadcast immediately when an earthquake was about to occur. Everyone had enough time to escape to the sky.Even if it’s too late to evacuate, something happened or you’re mentally disabled, remember to get close to Mother Earth during a major earthquake.

There are no buildings on this land, and there is no way to overwhelm people.

Even if that person fell into the cracked ground while he was grounded at this moment... It is estimated that except for Xue Po, anyone can climb up with bare hands.

"Ah, it's really cracked." I have to say, it really looks like this from the air.Especially when such natural changes do not cause any harm, there is really no sadness and pain in the mind.

Just pure admiration and amazement.

"How about this dish?"

"It's okay, the destroyed part. It will be graded according to the best level. This time Lao Dou can make money, and his dishes have always been of so-so quality."

Xue Po admired the shocking beauty brought by the shaking of the earth below, and saw a gap in the green like lightning. During the ascent and descent, those green melons and fruits fell in the middle one after another.Without the rubble and broken dust of houses, this clear and moist soil is more attractive to the beauty of the crustal changes.

Xue Po's eyes lit up immediately, and he called the chairman to take the record.

The reason is..."I want to record this great and sad moment, the ups and downs of chanting sutras for the dead flowers and plants that have died here. Record all of this. To remind ourselves to remember this moment. Let us remember this moment after the disaster. Still don't forget those…”

"Drip, the recording has started."

【Why do I feel that he came here to interrupt me?Isn't the chairman a surveillance robot without intelligence? 】Schepper in doubt.

[How can this kid speak such official clichés so well?There is no need for a speech, and the director of politics and education didn't talk nonsense back then. 】Qi Jun rubbed his eyebrows.

How should I put it... The generation who grew up in the Celestial Dynasty, who can't open their mouths.When I was young, I listened to the teacher's church, and when I grew up, I listened to the leaders' speeches. When I got home, I turned on the TV and the news broadcast.

Who doesn't know how to say a few words after listening too much.We are a generation that has been nurtured and brought up.

Here, the director directed the chairman to shoot from multiple angles, and I also asked his dry relatives what program you performed.

Everyone here is not human, even if there are a few who didn't realize it for a while, they will understand after seeing everyone's expressions.He said his plan without hesitation.

Well... most people haven't figured it out yet.This question from Scherper also completely aroused the enthusiasm of the organizers, participants, performers and audience of the prison Spring Festival Gala in advance.

Let's take a look at the live discussion scene.

"It's still easy to sing in chorus."

"Yeah, last year I took advantage of that day's Internet benefits and memorized a song. We will sing new songs this year."

"Don't, I'm young now, love songs. It's not good. It's better when we were young..."

"When we were young, it was also a love song."

"There's something else."

"Sweeping Darkness" or "Destroy All Pests for the Nation"?"

"I said, can you be a little creative? After singing for several years, you are not afraid of jokes from newcomers."

"I only keep these two songs out of tune, and the rest is "Lullaby"...or, the national anthem?"

"Can you sing the national anthem? The refrain is very high."

"I didn't rap about my country's national anthem."

Well, there is nothing to see here.Shepper walked towards the more sensible ones.During the period, because of manual manipulation of the car, I accidentally hit several people.

"Uncle Wu~" Xue Po is looking for Zhong Shu, a former political figure who was the chief dispatcher and the hero of the cover-up in "Operation Scumbag".

The reason for looking for him... the leader has watched a lot of shows.

"Don't look for me, I'm in charge of hosting every year."

"..."

"But it's not impossible to tell you something...Xiao Po, your car can no longer come over." The distance between the two cars was no more than [-] centimeters.

"There are some folk and art programs, and the older ones like to listen to them, but the scores are not high." Xue Po nodded at this point. Southern farces are so popular that they can't be included in the CCTV Spring Festival Gala.The development of Quyi is so localized that there is a kind of Yao opera that is popular among capital stars.Good to hear.But outside the circle around Capital Star, no one appreciates it.

Opera is always so magical, young people will not like it, but young people will like it when they get old.It is said that there are also specialized human psychology philosophers who study this phenomenon.

"Basically, there are mostly choruses, but most of them are sparring." Acrobatic shows are not suitable.In the future world, as everyone's physical fitness improves.The acrobatic show is getting more exciting and exciting.Difficulty is not the same as before.

In the past, three or four people could count as the height of an arhat.There are not a dozen of them now, and you are too embarrassed to perform on stage.

But no matter how many people there are, this requires a long-term and a certain amount of training. Obviously... among the [-] people here, none of them are willing to practice.

"Sparring!?"

"Everyone's skills are good. If you arrange a little bit more, the visual effect is still very good, but you have to be careful not to play...enthusiasm." If you go too far, you can't stop it.

"Any more?"

"There is also dancing." This sentence is very light.

Xue Po cheered up, the mafia gangsters' enchanting dancing postures and so on.Stop, don't imagine Wu Long's muscular body, but imagine Rong Bin's.

"A few young people (compared to most people's youth) sometimes do a little bit of street dance and break dance, but the choreography is not good and there is no creativity. One year, Tao He did a dance of their gods and priests. It's really... so floating like a fairy~"

There are no redundant adjectives, but that yearning expression absolutely replaces any language and fully arouses the listener's yearning.

"It was a pity for many people at that time. How could Tao He believe in religion?" Marriage was forbidden.

Schapper glanced around but didn't find Tao He (there were too many cars and planes), but nodded vigorously.It's even more pity when Tao He is outside.Just such a tall, rich and handsome man became a monk.

"As for cross talk sketches and the like..." Uncle Zhong shook his head, saying no, maybe there will be in other prisons, but No. [-] star is someone who has been in a high position all year round.

This kind of show that requires a lot of self-deprecation and ugliness to make others laugh makes them a little embarrassed.After all, there is no need to be so.

not to mention……

This kind of program needs jokes.Old jokes are boring, new ones... I can't write them.This requires more talent than acrobatics.You let those big guys think about where is the joke all day long?

"How about it, Xiaopo, do you know cross talk? Here's a stand-up one, the author pulls that kid from A-[-]. You stand together and it's a song." A-[-] is singing.

He and Shepherd's usual quarrels are regarded as high-quality entertainment jokes in everyone's eyes.

"I don't want to cheap him. I have already thought about my own show! I have a computer!!! I want to synthesize a simple movie. I have a lot of scripts. I guarantee that none of you have watched it, hehe whee."

He has an advantage, an advantage.

"Oh, that's not bad. But remember to apply for the player you want to use in advance."

"I will." Shepper looked at the chairman meaningfully, if he could decipher this guy's playback system sometime, he wouldn't have to make excuses every time.You can release it to everyone at ordinary times.

Life in prison is a constant rush.

Just when Xue Po was thinking about what would be the most creative film for the Chinese New Year.That day was the news day, and a piece of news that seemed nothing to others caused a bit of trouble.

"It is reported that the head of the Ymir religion rented the famous scenic spot [Dream of the Elves] from the Mitne Freedom Alliance to carry out altar activities, calling on the majority of believers to come to the pilgrimage."

Bang!Boom!

The first was the sound of a chair being overturned, and the second was the sound of a fist smashing a table.

Shepper and everyone looked at the same place.

"Tao He?"