Chapter 001 There is nothing wrong with this chapter
Chapter 001 There is nothing wrong with this chapter
Shen Pingzong squinted his eyes to look at the person in front of him, trying in vain to find traces of gentleness from six years ago on that impeccable face.His expression at this time was so steady that it was almost serious, but only he knew that his hands were trembling slightly with joy.
"Ruichen, I'm sorry for what happened six years ago." Shen Pingzong gently shook his wrist tied to the head of the bed with a special red string, and said in an extremely official way, "But you don't need to meet to give me such a big gift, do you? "
Luo Ruichen was also examining him, but he never met his gaze. He only looked down from the ends of his meticulously combed hair, and finally stopped on his lips that were bright red from drinking alcohol. There was a flash of cruelty.
Those eyes were as sharp as a knife, and Shen Pingzong subconsciously pursed her lips, not daring to say a word to him.
"System, do you think he will kill me?" Shen Pingzong asked happily in his heart after shutting his mouth, "It should be like this, right?" Otherwise, why did you tie him up with a rope after being stunned?
The system can't get his joy at all, because it feels that the current situation is not optimistic.
"You just said--sorry?" Seeing his still arrogant face, Luo Ruichen raised his eyebrows and said, "Yes, you should indeed regret your actions, but do you think it's enough just to be sorry?" Gracefully picked up a scalpel from the tray next to it.
The flickering cold light of the scalpel made Shen Pingxing's eyes widen suddenly, feeling extremely pleasantly surprised.
"Knife! It's the knife, the system!" Shen Pingzong wanted to shout, to jump, to run around the stairs, "I'm finally going to die! This is the copy that we took the least time, right?"
System: "..." Oh, you don't know anything about villains.
Shen Pingzong, who was communicating with the system, seemed silent and dazed, but in Luo Ruichen's view, it was completely out of fear. He hooked the corners of his lips in satisfaction, bent down and pressed the back of the knife to Shen Pingzong's face, walking slowly The contours of his face moved downward.
The cold temperature made Shen Pingzong shiver subconsciously, the eyes looking at Luo Ruichen became more and more nervous, and even her breathing became a little messy.
"Don't move around." When Luo Ruichen heard Shen Pingzong's breathing, he immediately felt better, and his tone of voice was almost gentle, "If I scratch your beautiful face, I will feel bad..."
Shen Pingzong suddenly struggled desperately at this time, and shouted wildly in his heart: "Kill me, kill me! Kill me, let me die!"
The sharp scalpel almost pierced Shen Pingzong's neck because of Shen Pingzong's sudden movement!A flash of panic flashed in Luo Ruichen's eyes, he quickly moved the scalpel away, and caught Shen Pingxing's chin with his big hand, forcing him to raise his face as much as possible.
"Want to die?!" With scarlet eyes, Luo Ruichen looked at Shen Pingzong with a hysterical expression, like an angry beast, but his tone of voice was still soft and tender, as if he was worried about scaring Shen Pingzong, "It's not that easy."
Luo Ruichen said, seeing Shen Pingzong looking at him with a shameful and angry expression, his eyes suddenly became subtle, he couldn't help but lowered his head and took a deep breath on Shen Pingzong's neck, and then closed his eyes as if he missed him very much. The eyes exhaled the breath lightly with a very slow speed.
Shen Pingzong was almost drunk, thinking, big brother, am I a drug addict?Smell two mouthfuls and show an expression about to ascend to heaven. Is it because you are sick or I have illegal attributes?I remember that you were not like this before, what have you experienced in the past few years?
"Do you know what kind of life I've been living these years?" Luo Ruichen resumed his appearance of a beast, and said sarcastically, "Nangong Jinyang, your nightmare is back."
Appeared!The concluding statement of the legendary villain!
Shen Pingzong watched Luo Ruichen put the sharp edge of the knife on his throat, she was so happy that she didn't even care about the system's ignorance, and said excitedly, "How do you think he will kill me? He dug out my heart ? Or cut my throat? Oh my god, I’m a little looking forward to it!”
However, the competent villain has no choice at all. He just manipulated the scalpel and slowly slid it down to his chest under Shen Pingzong's extremely expectant eyes, and then kissed Shen Pingzong's lips without warning!
Shen Pingzong was stunned for two seconds, until something slippery slipped into his mouth along the crack of his lips, then he came back to his senses, and then he was completely stupid.
"System! Why is he kissing me?!"
Shen Pingzong was immersed in the fear of being dominated by the villain's kiss, her eyes widened in a real sense, and the bullet screen in her mind was like tens of thousands of grass and mud horses galloping past at the same time: "Damn, one kiss can't kill anyone!"
The electronic voice with no ups and downs from the system came over: "That's right, there's nothing wrong with that."
"Then why is he kissing me?" Shen Pingxing didn't realize how dangerous he was at all, he was completely dumbfounded by Luo Ruichen's soft kiss, "Doesn't he hate me?" If you hate me, you should stab to death with the knife in your hand Am I right? !
When Luo Ruichen was trained to be a villain at the beginning, he didn't feel that his brain was different from normal people. Why is he so collapsed now? !
The system ignored Shen Pingzong's shock, and just reminded objectively: "Don't panic, I think he wants to fuck-you more."
WTF? !System are you kidding me?
The system didn't tease him, because while pressing him down and kissing fiercely, Luo Ruichen also used a scalpel to accurately and gently slit the buttons of his clothes, one by one...
Afterwards, she pressed onto his body with an irresistible force, while pinching his lower back and rubbing it fiercely, while supporting the back of his head and kissing him carefully.
Shen Pingzong became dizzy and had trouble breathing every minute.
"System." Shen Pingzong's mood was calm, he even wanted to laugh a little, "Someone is blatantly molesting under your nose, you don't care, and the author doesn't care either?"
"The world you send is sorted according to the list of male protagonists that readers want to be the most." The system said wearily, "So the thing that both the author and the readers like to hear is to abuse you, give up."
Shen Pingzong burst into tears in an instant, and wailed: "The rubbish system ruined my youth, lost my money, abused my body and played with my emotions!..."
The system ignored Shen Pingzong's angry accusation, and said to himself: "According to the first paragraph of Article [-] of the newly promulgated "Regulations on the Content Review of the Chuanshu System", the following screen cannot pass the review, so the system will After three seconds, it enters the light-pulling mode, and hosts without system companions have to go through the plot well~~~."
Shen Pingzong has already seen through this ruthless system: "You have the ability to make the base, you have the ability to turn on the lights! The system that cheats the host is a hot chicken, okay?!"
The system ignored him, and Shen Pingzong wanted to hit the wall in depression, but he couldn't casually dismantle the character, so he could only call out an expression suitable for the male lead, dodge Luo Ruichen's kiss calmly, and stare at Luo Ruichen with a cold expression. He gasped and said, "Luo Ruichen, do you really know what you are doing?" Little brother, you are playing with fire!
Luo Ruichen's heart was about to burst from his panting, seeing his expression full of disgust but unable to break free, the hand holding the back of his head suddenly grabbed his hair, forced him to look up, and satisfied him Meticulous hairstyles are also thoroughly messed up.A few bangs scattered down, making Shen Pingzong look extra tender, like a student who doesn't know much about the world.
This made Luo Ruichen's scalp explode uncontrollably, and he was so excited that he could hardly control himself.
"What are you doing?" Luo Ruichen kissed Shen Pingxing's side face inch by inch with his warm lips, and finally put his lips on his forehead, and said to him tenderly, "It's been six years, I've been thinking about you all the time, and I want to see you You cry and beg for mercy, you want to show a painful expression on your face, you want to make you collapse!... Now that you have finally fallen into my hands, what do you say I want to do?"
If you don't need him to get Shen Pingxing, you will already collapse!
I regard you as an enemy, but you just want to do that with me... and you tied me up with such a flamboyant red rope, Er Gouzi, you have changed, you really have changed.
"Luo Ruichen, you are so perverted!" Shen Pingzong made a disgusted and unbearable expression of humiliation, regardless of the fact that his hair was still being held by him, and began to struggle violently. After being suppressed by Luo Ruichen, he roared angrily. His own voice said, "You might as well just kill me!" He wanted to die very much, really!
Seeing him like this, Luo Ruichen smiled without warning. The smile was three parts evil and seven parts evil. He seemed to be deliberately provocative, untied Shen Pingxing's belt slowly, and said word by word: "Okay, This is for you."
With that said, Luo Ruichen took out a strangely shaped plastic tube from the bedside table, squeezed out the transparent liquid inside, and started a new round of conquest.
Shen Pingxing was in a bad mood. He looked at the standard textbook abs and mermaid line of the other party. He was terrified, he was nervous, and he wanted to scold the system, but the system had slipped away by itself. Also laugh at him.
Rubbish system, ruin my youth, lose my money...
In fact, even if the system is online, he can't say anything substantive, because he actually rushed to bind this cheating system.
Alas, it's just that I was too young at the time.
Before he was bound, he was just an ordinary person. After he died in a car accident, he was floating in the air. The system suddenly appeared in his mind and asked him directly if he wanted to die in another world.
"The host only needs to go to some novels to complete the designated tasks, and accumulate enough points to return to his own body." This is how the system fooled him, "And I can assure you that you are absolutely perfect in every book." The first hero."
Hearing this weird mechanical voice saying that not only can he become a male protagonist but also be reborn, what kind of bicycle does Shen Pingxing need?Without thinking about it, I agreed to bind.However, after binding, he knew that the full name of this system is [Male Protagonist BE System], and every male protagonist in it has been seriously OOC. He is the male protagonist that readers' fathers dislike the most, want to be cruel, and hope to be BE.
The assigned tasks are even more bizarre, and the hero is not regarded as a human being at all. The central idea can be summed up in the sentence "the hero must die".
Since then, Shen Pingzong has embarked on the road of life without love and only seeking a quick death and tricks to die, but the road to death is destined to be tortuous, because he is his mother's hero after all!
Q: What kind of creature is the hero?
Answer: It only exists in legends and novels. The golden finger is thicker than the golden cudgel, the protagonist's halo can blind the titanium alloy dog's eyes, the survival level is comparable to the golden body Xiaoqiang, and the magical existence is cheating all the time. !
Do you want to die for such a person?Hehe, is it difficult to go to the blue sky? !
Fortunately, the wisdom of working people is inexhaustible. After saving countless times from danger, Shen Pingzong firmly summed up a set of experience that can be hacked and killed quickly, which is commonly known as spreading hatred everywhere.
After successfully killing the plots of several books, Shen Pingzong has summed up an upgraded version of hatred-pull skills—using his golden fingers to the greatest extent to cultivate a golden thigh for the villain to use.
The coolest thing about this skill is that after choosing a suitable villain, you only need to release hatred to the villain, and then you can sit and wait for the villain with golden thighs to hack you to death.
But he never expected that with golden thighs, there would be villains too. The problem was that the villains with golden thighs didn't want to kill him at all, but wanted to kill him!
Damn chicken, how the hell is this plot going to go down?
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