dhibooks Chapter 163: A Last-Minute Rescue – The Protagonist Makes His Appearance!
Chapter 163: A Last-Minute Rescue – The Protagonist Makes His Appearance!
Even Brix, the heir, looked at Peter's poor performance with disdain:
"You truly have the worst mental fortitude of all the Spider-Men I've encountered in the entire universe. You've completely ruined my appetite by making me groan while I eat!"
"So, let me give you a clean break, you coward!"
As he spoke, Brix raised the knife in his hand, ready to kill the little spider that looked like it was about to wet its pants in fear.
Upon seeing this, Peter couldn't help but raise his hands to shield himself and close his eyes tightly.
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With the sound of a sharp weapon piercing flesh, blood spurted out several meters away in an instant!
But when Peter touched the cold blood splattered on his face, he realized that it didn't seem to be his own blood, and that he wasn't the one who had been stabbed!
Instead...
"Ugh!!!"
Another sound of being hit.
Brix looked down in disbelief at the two knife tips protruding from his chest, then turned his head with difficulty and saw a guy wearing a red hood!
"Heh heh, I'll go in with a white knife and come out with a green one, I'll stab your gallbladder!"
Upon hearing this boastful remark, Brix's first thought was that he had been attacked by another Spider-Man from another universe.
After all, besides Spider-Man, who would wear such a flashy red mask and say such flashy things?
But Brix immediately dismissed his guess, because he couldn't smell even a trace of Spider-Man's unique scent on the newcomer.
You have to understand that their lineage of inheritors can accurately detect the scent of every Spider-Man; there's no way they could be wrong!
Now it was Brix's turn to question the newcomer: "Who are you, and why are you interrupting my good time?!"
Upon hearing this, the mysterious red-hooded figure behind him did not answer Brix immediately. Instead, he used his arms to thrust his twin swords into Brix, lifting him into the air.
Then he looked at the empty air beside him, his expression as if he had heard the biggest joke in the world, and muttered to himself:
"OMG, fellow readers, did you hear that? This idiot actually claims not to know me! Doesn't he know that I'm the savior of Marvel, who jumped ship from Fox to Marvel and saved the company from being ruined by that old LBGT woman?!"
"Come on, friends, tell this idiot what my name is!"
"Yes, that's right, I am... Deadpool!"
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As Deadpool muttered his name to himself, he plunged his twin blades into Brix's body, then, with the blades facing upwards, with a powerful upward thrust, sliced the blades straight down Brix's chest to his shoulders!
Such a horrific injury, where the upper body was almost vertically cut into three pieces, would kill most people, even superpowered individuals, instantly!
But Brix was different. Although he was screaming in pain because of his serious injuries, he did not die. Instead, he was still very energetic and cursed and said some harsh words to Deadpool!
He said that once he recovers, he will absolutely cut Deadpool into a thousand pieces, slice Deadpool's flesh into thin slices and arrange them on a plate, and so on.
Faced with such a threat, the naive Peter in this universe might be frightened, but for Deadpool... tsk tsk, this little guy's aggression is practically zero!
Instead of frightening Deadpool, it actually excited him!
Deadpool simply stuck his twin swords into the ground, pulled out a bottle of itching powder from somewhere, and while opening the bottle and pouring the unknown powder onto his hands, he casually said to Brix:
"Your Uncle Deadpool likes your backbone, but he really dislikes your tone, so he's going to give you a little punishment!"
"Before I came here, my boss, who suffers from hemorrhoids and can't get up from the toilet, said that your Heirs clan possesses the same super-fast regeneration ability as me, as well as the ability to be resurrected through cloning technology even if you are killed. These two points are quite good, giving you even stronger survival abilities than me and Little Wolf..."
"But... hehe, my boss also said that your clone's consciousness is connected to the original's. That means whatever I do to your clone, the feeling will be reflected back to your original, right?"
Hearing that Deadpool was so familiar with the abilities of their Heirs, Brix, who had just been fearless, was now truly panicked.
And then he was horrified to discover that his body's super-fast regeneration ability had stopped working!
His shoulders, which were torn apart by Deadpool's twin blades, still show no signs of healing!
"What the hell is going on?!" Brix plopped down on the ground, backing away in terror, yelling, "What did you do to me, you bastard? Why isn't my healing ability working?!"
By this time, Deadpool's hands were covered in itching powder. As he walked towards Brix, he rubbed his hands together and grinned like an evil villain:
"Hehehe, do you like the specialties I brought you from another universe?"
"My twin blades are made of carbon-sodium steel, specifically designed to counter healing factors. Don't even mention a little bat like you; even that old wolf with eight-pack abs couldn't withstand them!"
"But what you shouldn't be worried about right now is my knife. At most, it can only cause you some physical pain. What you should be most concerned about right now is what I have in my hand!"
"It can cause you not only unbearable physical pain, but also unbearable psychological pain, making you wish you were dead, hahaha!"
Amid Deadpool's deep, wicked laughter, Brix's expression grew even more terrified, but having lost both arms, he was powerless to resist, let alone activate the time-travel device to escape!
All he could do was struggle desperately on the ground, kicking his legs to keep Deadpool's lecherous hands from touching him!
Seeing this, Deadpool glanced at Peter, who was staring in disbelief, and said with displeasure, "Hey, my dear little bug, are you just going to stand by and watch? Come over here and help me hold down this struggling pig!"
Having just yelled at Peter, Deadpool immediately changed his expression, turning to the air beside him and whispering, "What? You're asking me why I know about the Year of the Pig? That's not Western at all!"
"Should I tell you that it's because the idiot author of this book is from a major Eastern country, and originally planned for me, the real protagonist, to make a grand entrance on New Year's Eve, so I memorized the relevant information in advance?"
At this point, Deadpool pulled out another red scarf from somewhere, put it around his neck, pointed at the non-existent figure in the void, and laughed:
"Oh, by the way, although I couldn't make an appearance on New Year's Eve because of that idiot author's procrastination, I still wish all my lovely, handsome, tall, charming, generous, dashing, talented, and wealthy readers a Happy Chinese New Year~"