I rely on fortune-telling to become popular in the entertainment industry

Chapter 62

What the hell master is this!Even the yellow talisman can't fly, and the old man cheating money at the entrance of the village can make the yellow talisman fly!

I want to do it again... a fool will give him another chance!

Dou Hao screamed wildly in his heart, and at the same time struggled desperately, trying to escape with his own strength while the male ghost's attention was still on Shen Xiao's side.

The big liar!Trust Shen Xiao one more time, he doesn't even know how he died!

However, the strength that binds him has no substance, and his physical body can't shake him at all, struggling for a long time is futile, and instead he got hit on the buttocks.

The male ghost didn't turn his head, and stood with a general demeanor, as if he hadn't slapped Dou Hao's ass with his ability, and said to Shen Xiao disdainfully: "Yes, let me see your ability!"

Dou Hao: "..."

Is there really such a stupid ghost?

After thinking about it, he actually slept with this kind of fool for half a year. Dou Hao wondered whether his IQ was implicated by this ghost.

Otherwise, how could he believe in Shen Xiao and Xu Huandong's gang of liars again and again, waste a whole day and bring people home!

If he had gone home earlier today, he might not have offended the pervert!

At this time, Dou Hao regretted too much, and had no way to escape, so he could only look at Shen Xiao with the male ghost, and saw that he actually squatted down to pick up the yellow talisman on the ground, he couldn't bear to look directly at him.

To be so perfunctory that there is only one talisman, and you have to pick it up if you drop it on the ground. What kind of poor gang of liars is this?

Looking at Shen Xiao's face, Dou Hao was angry for a while, he couldn't bear to see him have an accident, and said to the male ghost: "Uhhhh!"

Hearing the voice, the male ghost looked back at him, and when he turned his head his face became blurred again, making it impossible to remember what he looked like.

Dou Hao didn't care either, and continued to shout: "Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!"

I have something to say!

The male ghost took two steps back, looked down at him from above, raised his chin, and sneered, "I know I'm wrong? Want to say goodbye to your concubine?"

"..."

What the hell did Dou Haoxin say? He was haunted by ghosts out of nowhere, he was tricked by a gang of liars, and now he was suddenly cheated by the head of the liars?

This script is even more wonderful than the TV series!

The most urgent thing is to save people, he slandered, but he didn't refute in the end, he could only put these thoughts behind him and nodded vigorously.

The thing in his mouth disappeared in an instant, he moved his mouth, looked at Shen Xiao who was still dusting the yellow talisman over there, and sighed: "Forget it, you can't beat him, anyway I have no money to pay you , forget it this time, you run quickly."

The 30 deposit was still paid by Xu Huandong. If Xu Huandong was really Shen Xiao's babysitter, it would be equivalent to exchanging his own money for his right hand, and it had nothing to do with him.

In real terms, he actually spent the price of a lunch today and watched a free family ethics drama, which is worth it, there is no need for Shen Xiao to be beaten by this pervert.

If someone dies, he will be implicated.

Shen Xiao looked at him inexplicably, "Don't you want to get rid of this pervert?"

Yes I do!But you look at your own business ability!

Dou Hao felt a sense of powerlessness in his heart, shook his head, and sighed again, "You go, I will find a way myself."

The male ghost was very happy, and with a wave of his hand, he released the shackles on his body. With a wave of his hand, Dou Hao's body was suspended in the air, and he flew leisurely into his arms, and was hugged by him.

Domineeringly kissed Dou Hao, the male ghost raised his chin and said, "I didn't promise to let him go, unless..."

Before he finished speaking, he heard a "hiss" from Shen Xiao, and everyone turned their heads to look, but they saw Shen Xiao holding a roll of scotch tape, pulling it away, tearing off a section with his teeth, and holding it. Stick it upright in the center of the yellow talisman.

Dou Hao: "..."

Male ghost: "..."

Dou Hao thought in his heart that it was absolutely amazing. These days, it’s fine for liars to play all the tricks, but when they meet real ghosts, they won’t run away even if they can’t beat them. This is too dedicated.

The problem is that he has no money to give to the other party at all!

Even a well-informed male ghost has never seen such a good celestial master. He can't even make the yellow talisman hang in the air, and he has to stick it with tape. Obediently stood still.

Then Shen Xiao paced over, and pasted the yellow talisman on his forehead brightly.

next second.

"Ahhhh-"

"what!"

The moment the yellow talisman was pasted on, the male ghost seemed to be splashed with something highly corrosive, his whole body boiled, and gray smoke rose.

Because of the severe pain, he didn't have the strength to hug Dou Hao in his arms, the male ghost let go of his hand and let him fall.

Dou Hao landed on his buttocks and yelled in pain, before he was surprised that Shen Xiao's yellow talisman was really useful, he quickly rolled and crawled away from the male ghost.

At the same time, the surrounding air seemed to be distorted, and he felt light all over himself, the scenery in his sight receded to the side like water waves, the moon reappeared in the sky, and the soft bed in the middle of the road disappeared.

Everything was back to normal, and they were actually back where they first saw the bricks and tiles on the side of the road.

But after they saw the bricks and tiles, they obviously walked a long way!

Dou Hao only felt a chill in his back, he was hit by the trick so early, and he didn't feel it at all. If this ghost wanted to kill him, he would have died hundreds of times already!

Look at the male ghost over there, gray smoke is coming out of his body, his whole figure is distorted, and he huddles in pain. The smoke comes out of his body, it looks like the whole ghost is boiling It's like getting up.

At the same time, there was a smell of alcohol wafting out.

This scene looked really weird, and Dou Hao screamed: "Ahhhhhhhh!"

Male ghost: "Ahhhh!"

"What are you screaming at night? Disturbing the people!" Shen Xiao slapped the male ghost, "I can't bear such a little pain from a big man, and my talisman didn't cause any harm to you!"

The screaming stopped abruptly, and the male ghost covered his head, feeling aggrieved, "...doesn't it scare me anymore if you put such a powerful talisman on me?"

There is no such thing as the aggressive and cool look of the domineering president before.

As soon as he finished speaking, he saw Shen Xiao take out another yellow talisman from his pocket, his eyes suddenly frightened, and he shut his mouth obediently.

Dou Hao screamed for a while, seeing this scene, for some reason, he suddenly lost his fear.

Just as the blindfold disappeared, the facial features of the male ghost became clearer. Dou Hao boldly glanced at it out of curiosity, and found it familiar. After thinking for a while, he suddenly turned pale with shock.

"You you you... you are not that..."

The male ghost gave him a resentful look, his mouth was about to burst into tears, "You don't remember me! You scumbag!"

Dou Hao: "..."

After Shen Xiao posted the yellow talisman, he had nothing to do, so he sat down and observed the gray smoke on the male ghost's body, with a puzzled expression on his face, he glanced at Dou Hao, "You two know each other?"

In fact, it is not acquaintance...

Just as Dou Hao was about to shake his head, the male ghost got up aggrievedly, "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo" and nodded, "I know."

The male ghost stopped crying immediately, and looked at him with Shen Xiao.

Dou Hao only felt that the pressure was huge, so he bit the bullet and explained: "We acted together before..."

The male ghost's name is Yu Haowen, if Shen Xiao entered the entertainment circle a year earlier, he should know him too.

Yu Haowen was considered a second-tier star before his death. His family background was similar to that of Xu Huandong. He was also a young master who came to the entertainment circle to experience life. , as usual, asked for his contact information.

Yu Haowen is completely different from Xu Huandong, he doesn't have the bad temper of the young master at all, and his temperament is a bit familiar. He added such an inconspicuous trick, but he didn't dislike him, and even chatted with him a few words.

It is also because of this that Dou Hao still remembers him until now.

Dou Hao was also very sad when talking about this incident, "That drama was not broadcast in the end, because the male lead died after filming. The investor was his company. The death of the owner's family was too sad, and he did not plan to continue filming. After paying the wages, we were all dismissed. However, how he died is still unclear.”

He was actually very curious about how Yu Haowen died, but he didn't have the nerve to ask in front of the deceased himself.

Shen Xiao didn't have his troubles, turned around and asked Yu Haowen who was still boiling: "How did you die?"

Although the yellow talisman he pasted was gentle, it was quite painful. Yu Haowen grinned and endured it for a while, but was a little embarrassed when he heard it.

"Cough..." He quickly glanced at Dou Hao, then turned to look at the sky, his voice was so low that he could hardly hear it: "I'll die after soaking in champagne."

But the surroundings are so quiet, what should be heard is still heard.

Three question marks suddenly popped up on Dou Hao's head, "...huh?"

Soaking champagne to death, is there another way to die?

Is the world of rich people so strange?

Yu Haowen's face suddenly turned red, and he looked a little scary on his pale face, and said with a grunt, "That's right, in the novel...that CEO takes a bath with champagne...I just...just..."

I just learned it once, and ended up killing myself. After death, my whole body is covered with alcohol, which is not obvious at ordinary times. When I touch the spell, it seems like the alcohol has evaporated, and it is full of alcohol.

This kind of strange way of death was unheard of, and Dou Hao didn't react for a while, but Shen Xiao beside him broke out into a burst of crazy laughter.

"Hahahahahahaha goose...soaked in champagne...hahahahahahaha you actually believe it...hahahahaha!"

Dou Hao didn't understand the logic of this matter at all, and looked at the two of them blankly, "What's wrong with the champagne?"

Shen Xiao laughed so hard that tears were about to come out, and explained with difficulty: "Alcohol... can be absorbed by the skin, taking a bath with wine... will lead to alcohol poisoning... Hahahahahaha I'm sorry, I really sympathize with you, but hahahaha ..."

Dou Hao understood it as soon as he heard it, received a brand new knowledge point, and looked at Yu Haowen with indescribable eyes in addition to the novelty.

What kind of idiot must this be to learn the operations in novels and kill himself in a daze?

Yu Haowen was ashamed to look at him, covered his face and listened to the whole thing, seeing that he hadn't laughed at himself after listening, he was moved: "Xiaohao..."

As soon as the words fell, Dou Hao suddenly made a "puchi", and Yu Haowen immediately felt that something was wrong.

The next moment, "Hahahahahahahaha!"

The nearby residents couldn't bear it anymore, "Can you be quiet in the middle of the night! Those who scream and laugh are crazy!"

"I'm sorry, I didn't mean it! It's just too funny... Hahahahahaha!"

Yu Haowen: "..."

What is kind-hearted and empathetic, fake, is fake!

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Half an hour later, Dou Hao's residence.

Dou Hao laughed for a long time, his stomach ached, and then he slowly regained his senses, "No! You will die as soon as you die, why are you pestering me? You still do... do such weird things to me!"

Shen Xiao was still at the side, so he didn't have the nerve to say that word.

After putting up the talisman, Shen Xiao became a melon-eating crowd, holding a bag of melon seeds washed by Dou Hao, nodding while nibbling, "What's going on with you two?"

This kind of ghost who dies stupidly has no grievances on his body, and will usually be taken away by ghost messengers, and will not stay in the human world. Could it be that he was left out because of the change of government officials in the underworld?

Yu Haowen was so embarrassed by the two of them laughing, there was still a yellow talisman on his head, and he didn't dare to take it off, and said unhappily: "What do you mean by pestering you? You clearly said that you like me! And I have a job The ghost! It's not the unlucky one who was left behind!"

From his mouth, Shen Xiao and Dou Hao learned that he was also one of the newly appointed civil servants in the underworld. During the day when Dou Hao went to work, he went to work in the underworld, and at night he returned home to wait for him.

The more Yu Haowen talked, the more wronged he became, and he looked at Dou Hao resentfully and said, "Call me my dear on the bed, and I won't recognize anyone when I get out of bed, and even brought someone to arrest me..."

Shen Xiao immediately looked at Dou Hao disapprovingly, shook his head and sighed: "Tsk tsk tsk..."

Dou Hao: "..."

Dou Hao suddenly felt that he seemed really scumbag, but what did Yu Haowen mean by those words?

"When did I say I like you?"

Yu Haowen turned his head away, and snorted: "On the bed! I asked you before doing it, and you let me in!"

Wow!

Shen Xiao's eyes widened immediately, and he glanced at Dou Hao with an expression of "you are such a person".

Dou Hao's face immediately turned red, and being looked at by Shen Xiao, he became a little annoyed, "Which side are you from?"

Then Shen Xiao withdrew his gaze, coughed and said solemnly: "After all, people and ghosts have different paths, and Dou Hao's physical fitness is mediocre, but he is also contaminated by your Yin Qi. If this continues, he will have to go to hell within half a year. At that time, the underworld may not be still recruiting ghosts."

Upon hearing this, Dou Hao exclaimed, "Half a year! Is it so serious?"

Yu Haowen also became frightened, "Ah? I didn't intend to harm him! I didn't absorb any yang energy, so it would be affected... What can I do? Is there any solution?"

One person and one ghost all looked at Shen Xiao sadly.

"Don't be afraid, it's a small scene." Shen Xiao looked at the two guys who breathed a sigh of relief, and said solemnly: "It's fine to wear a condom from now on."

Dou Hao: "..."

Who the hell wants to continue to be shameless with a ghost!

Yu Haowen was also very worried, "How much will the condom cost in that month? There will be an additional expense, and I don't know if I can feed myself with that little salary..."

The more Dou Hao listened, the more something was wrong. Why did he speak as if he was dissatisfied with his desires?You can't support yourself just by buying a condom. How poor will Yu Haowen be after his death?And he's a ghost, and he still lives in his house, where did he get the expenses!

"What kind of man is he with his family's money!" Yu Haowen looked at him again with that expression of looking down on a heartless man, "Have you forgotten! How long has it been since no one has lived in this house? Do you think the company forgot about it?" Is there another room here?"

Dou Hao: "..."

He really thought so.

Yu Haowen complained: "I bought this house!"

Shen Xiao was startled, "The salary in the underworld is so high?"

No matter how cheap this house is, it will cost more than 1000 million, right?

Yu Haowen paused, "Hey, I saved 1000 yuan myself, plus the more than [-] million yuan that my family burned to me... It's all to make your life better!"

For a moment, Dou Hao felt that he was really a scumbag. It was fine if he put on his pants and refused to recognize the ghost. Received!

"Hey, that's not right." He suddenly realized a serious question, and asked Shen Xiao: "What do you mean you can just wear a condom later? Aren't you here to catch ghosts?"

Shen Xiao was embarrassed all of a sudden, but after going through the training of the program group, he didn't let Dou Hao see it for the first time, so he said calmly, "You still want to accept him now?"

At the same time, he looked at Dou Hao with Yu Haowen with the eyes of "you can't really be such a scumbag", and he almost broke out in sweat.

He quickly shook his head and said, "No, I don't want to..."

Shen Xiao nodded in satisfaction, thought for a while, and began to open his eyes and talk nonsense: "I thought you and Xu Huandong were here to punish me, so I asked you to write an IOU. Now it seems that the two of you have nothing to do with each other, so forget it. After you pay Money from fortune-telling and yellow talismans will do.”

Dou Hao thought to himself that Shen Xiao and Xu Huandong didn't get along, so why did Xu Huandong take him to find Shen Xiao for fortune-telling?

Immediately after hearing that there was still money to be paid, "Does that talisman also require money?"

It's not that Dou Hao is stingy, but the way the yellow talisman appeared on the stage was too unreasonable, so that even if it worked later, it didn't feel convincing.

And it was pasted on Yu Haowen's head, so it didn't do anything to him!

Speaking of this matter, Shen Xiao also felt very embarrassed.

He originally thought that this ghost of Dou Hao's family was a bit difficult to deal with, so he told him that he was very fierce. When he came here, he saw that he was quite capable, able to bind people with invisible force, and thought it was an old ghost with high morals.

Who knew that just because he became a civil servant and was protected by the underworld, he was actually a new ghost who had been dead for less than half a year!

When the yellow talisman was pasted on, he felt that something was wrong. The karma of evil ghosts was dark black. Even ordinary good ghosts would emit black smoke when they were pasted with yellow talismans. There was no gray smoke. Only then did I know it was because of the underworld.

Just as he was in embarrassment, suddenly a shadow rushed in through the wall, and with a "swoosh", it stood in front of Yu Haowen.

Just as Shen Xiao was about to be vigilant, he heard the other party ask in surprise: "Shen Xiao? Why are you here?"

The voice was a little familiar, and when he saw who it was, Shen Xiao was delighted, "Su Ling? Why is it you?"

The person who came was the female sewer ghost in the back alley of the Beijing Hotel before, and she had just seen it in the haunted house in "Chamber of Secrets" a few days ago.

Su Ling pointed to Yu Haowen who was trying to reduce his sense of existence behind him, "I received his distress message, and I thought it was you who dared to move the underworld!"

The first time Dou Hao saw a ghost, he saw two ghosts. He was still immersed in the picture of a person suddenly popping out of the wall just now, and he couldn't calm down. Hearing this, he looked at Yu Haowen together with Shen Xiao.

Yu Haowen said weakly: "I thought you were going to kill me, and the distress signal has not been withdrawn..."

After arguing for a long time, it turned out to be an oolong. Shen Xiao, Dou Hao and Su Ling all looked at each other, dumbfounded.

Shen Xiao became more and more curious about the underworld, and asked: "You are a little girl, looking weak and weak, how did you do this kind of rescue work?"

Su Ling was also at a loss, "I don't know. At that time, the underworld was selecting good ghosts. When I went there, they said that my soul was very pure, and then they asked me to report to this department."

Shen Xiao understood immediately.

The force value of ghosts is different from that of humans, and is not affected by their body shape in life.The higher the purity of the soul, the stronger the control over power. Evil ghosts will strengthen themselves by harming people, devouring other ghosts, etc., relying on karma, while good ghosts mostly rely on good deeds they did during their lifetime.

Originally, Su Ling was just an ordinary benevolent ghost. Shen Xiao had done supernatural powers for her. After getting rid of the few causes and effects, the purity of her soul was improved, and her natural force value was also high, so she was assigned to this department.

It seems that the distribution method of the prefecture is quite scientific.

Just as he was talking, Yu Haowen suddenly said "hey", "I just received the news that I can become a full-time employee and work in the same department as Su Ling! I can get a salary increase!"

I wanted to share this good news with Dou Hao, but he was silent for two seconds, "... so you are just an intern?"

You just told him so confidently that you are a ghost with a job!

Man's mouth, liar ghost!

Yu Haowen was stunned, "Hey, no...you listen to my explanation..."

Dou Hao finally accepted the fact that he was going to associate with a ghost. Even the goods were wrong. The domineering president he agreed to was actually a pissed off daughter-in-law accepted it. Then he found out that he was cheated. At this moment, he was furious and covered his ears , "Don't listen! You liar!"

After all, he is a well-informed fan of Ba Zongwen, Yu Haowen forcefully turned him around, and said frantically, "If you don't listen, I can kiss you!"

Shen Xiao: "..."

Su Ling: "..."

The two single dogs looked at each other, waved to each other, made an appointment to talk again when they had time, and then quietly left the small rental house full of dog food.

At the same time, in the office of the post-editing team of "Chamber of Secrets", all the editors were worried.

"What's the matter with Shen Xiao, there are so many things that cannot be shown, and the cuts are so incoherent!"

"The most complete shot is probably when he and Lang Lin danced "I'm Really Good", right? Have you asked Lang Lin about this content? Can it be played?"

"I asked their agent and said whatever."

The editors suddenly became interested, looked at each other, and saw excitement in their eyes, "Then... stay?"

"Keep!"

The author has something to say: Lang Lin: I suddenly have a bad feeling.

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"After being driven back from the underworld, I became the richest man in the world" click on the column to view

Su Man's failure in crossing the tribulation should have ended in death, but she did not expect to travel to a place called Earth

... the underworld.

In the end, because the fight was too fierce, he was thrown back to the world by Hades who had a headache.

The beautiful name is: learn from the advanced experience of the world.

In the degenerate age, there is no spiritual energy, and no one can fight with others, so Su Man started a business in a hurry.

Opening a haunted house, doing shopping, doing beauty treatments... The youngest daughter of the Su family has gone through the gate of hell once, and she can't go to school well, and her marriage can't be well done. Man, completely changed person.

As for this marriage...

Su Man looked at Nie Mingcheng who was almost overflowing with spiritual energy, her eyes straightened.

Nie Mingcheng: Is this marriage still going on?

Su Man: Get married in situ!Get the certificate now!locked!

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