I overturned the car after being scumbag

Chapter 37

With the body of a mermaid, even Jiang Yuanhan, who could walk originally, still got used to it for half a month.

By the time he was able to get permission to leave the entrance of Luohuaxian Mansion, he had already been in Penglai Upper Court for a month and a half.The originally slightly cool weather gradually turned colder, and the petals on the peach tree no longer fell, but they no longer grew, but kept their original appearance.

The Daoist who swept the floor also disappeared, and I don't know where he was arranged to go.And the four disciples of Immortal Chongyi will come to visit almost every few days, ask Li Ningyuan about some cultivation matters, and occasionally secretly observe the weaving moon shark beside the master, each of them is full of misunderstandings, Look preoccupied.

And Jiang Yuanhan also met Gu Lang as he wished.It's just that after understanding, he found that this disciple looked at his skin, obviously so moved that his eyes straightened, but he still didn't dare to do anything... Similarly, the love was extremely obvious, but It is still unable to touch the slightest progress of the secret technique.

The goal of Gu Lang was silently crossed by Jiang Yuanhan in his heart, and was excluded.

Apart from this young monk, the female nun Sheng Wenchun dressed in red was actually more interesting than he had imagined.Three days ago, Li Ningyuan received a subpoena and went to the secret realm to save people, temporarily leaving Xiaoyuren in the Immortal Mansion. At the same time, he also confessed that the most reliable disciple among his disciples—that is, Sheng Wenchun, came to take care of him. Jiang Yuanhan's diet and daily life.

take care of.Sheng Wenchun muttered these two words for a while, remembering that Master's expression remained unchanged and his tone of voice remained the same, yet making people dare not disobey his instructions, he already had [-]% guesses about Xiaoyuren's identity in his heart.

Even if the master hadn't realized it, his tone and behavior were not as simple as treating ordinary spirits and monsters.

Sheng Wenchun understands better than the master who has been pure and ascetic for many years.It must be unusual for such a careful and caring behavior to happen to her master.Even if it wasn't the "teacher's wife" that Gu Lang muttered every day, she was definitely a favorite pet to keep around.

However, this little fish is too difficult to take care of.

The female cultivator in red sighed, looked away from the dishes on the table, looked at the food that was picked out by the other party, and said helplessly: "Little uncle, master told me, you can't be picky eaters."

Jiang Yuanhan nodded, and slowly continued to pick out the unpalatable, herbal-flavored spirit vegetables, but even so, he only ate a little.

Sheng Wenchun remembered every word the master mentioned, and of course understood that the Weaving Moon Shark's food intake should not be limited to such a small amount, so she patiently re-arranged the little fish and placed it in front of him.

The two looked at each other, and the atmosphere froze for a moment.

When Jiang Yuanhan was still in his real body, he didn't need to eat at all, and he often didn't have such a good mood to enjoy the food. When he got into the body shell of Weaving Moon Shark, he was pampered by Li Ningyuan and cooked and fed him for more than a month. The impression of mortal food has been raised to an unimaginable level, so it is impossible to lower the standard.

The little shark put down his chopsticks, and his hazy eyes rested on Sheng Wenchun's face, obviously a little sullen: "When will senior brother come back?"

"An unexpected monster of a different species appeared in Liuhai Secret Realm. It is neither a demon nor a demon, and it is extremely difficult to deal with. But there are still a lot of Penglai disciples in the secret realm. Master, go." Sheng Wenchun's words paused, "Although we are a hermit sect, we have enjoyed the many benefits of the sect for a long time, and when we are in crisis, we should go to help... how long it will take, we need to see The situation at that time."

"Where are the others?" Jiang Yuanhan asked, "Aren't there other... immortals?"

"In addition to the Liuhai Secret Realm, there are also several dangerous peaks and impenetrable monsters that are extremely difficult to stop." Sheng Wenchun said, "The Wuyou Xianjun cooperated with the Zen masters of the Bodhi Holy Realm to search, And Immortal Lord Danyang and Immortal Kunyang are in retreat, and only Immortal Wuyuan and..."

Sheng Wenchun is Li Ningyuan's eldest disciple, and his status in the Penglai Upper Court is not low, so he knows almost all the movements of the immortals in the Dongxu Realm, but he doesn't know much about Jin Wenshu who just returned to Penglai a few days ago. learn.

After all, Jin Wenshu has been hiding his identity for many years, and this time may be older than Sheng Wenchun's age.But Jiang Yuanhan has long known that this guy is not simple, and the chess game of heaven and earth cannot be played by just a Taoist.He wasn't too surprised.

But Jin Wenshu hurt the junior uncle, and this debt will be settled one day.

Jiang Yuanhan pressed his thoughts and acted curiously: "Alien monster?"

Isn't this thing in the basement of his house... er, a crack in the ground?It is common knowledge in the six realms that there are giant monsters of different species only after the giant door of mystical power in the demon world. When will they come out to the secret realm of the realm of comprehension?

Sheng Wenchun thought about it for a while, and felt that it would be fine to tell a little mermaid who had no power to restrain himself, so he said slowly: "We suspect that something is wrong with the Demon Realm, but the Demon Realm has been closed for a long time, so we cannot detect it. "

There are several natural cracks in the Xuantong Giant Gate of the Demon Realm. There are indeed giant gates, but this gate is used to seal the natural cracks.The environment in these underground cracks is extremely harsh, and even if there are places suitable for living, it is very, very rare.There are as many alien giant beasts as rare treasures inside. The cultivation world compares the Xuantong Giant Gate to a huge secret realm where danger and opportunity coexist, but only the Demon Realm can bear the benefits and risks brought by this place.

Jiang Yuanhan hasn't really gone home for a long time, and the last time he went to see his cousin, he was in a hurry and didn't go to the Xuantong Giant Gate.But he knew that his father's ability could never be a problem of the Demon Realm.

"The Demon Lord hasn't shown up for many years. It's just rumored that the Lord is a senior in the Golden Immortal Realm, but I don't know if it's the Dao Patriarch Golden Immortal or the half-step Golden Immortal." For those who are not golden immortals, the realm of Taoist ancestors is almost only rumored, and their ancestor, the Dragon Lord of the demon world, is only half a golden immortal, which somewhat closed the upper limit of her imagination. "...I'm telling you this, but you don't understand."

She didn't know that the notorious demon king was inside this little fish's shell, let alone the luxurious configuration of the other's home, which could be called a private visit by the prince in disguise.Even some story-based novels in the realm of comprehension dare not write so exaggeratedly.

Jiang Yuanhan thought for a while boringly, and could only speculate that a natural crack like the giant Xuantong gate appeared somewhere again, and the crack was not suppressed by strong combat power, so the alien species appeared.

The alien is a kind of life that has no intelligence, only fighting instinct, but is extremely fierce.They not only exist in the form of giant beasts, but also ghosts without entities, and spirits living in people's hearts. In short, they are very strange.These ferocious beings survive by plundering and killing. It used to be a trial ground for the new generation of generals in the devil world.

Although this thing has no intelligence, it is terrifyingly strong.The alien who can escape from the crack... Jiang Yuanhan is inevitably a little worried about his cheap senior brother. Li Ningyuan is the kind of person he can't do anything about. He thinks it's stupid to take risks to save people, but It has to be admitted that this is a plus.

Sheng Wenchun saw that Uncle Xiaoyu really didn't eat, so he lightly waved his hand, and all the leftovers on the table were removed in an instant.

Jiang Yuanhan was a little taken aback, because Li Ningyuan cleaned it up with his own hands, and Immortal Chongyi seemed to like doing these trivial things very much, and he seemed to be able to gain the power to stabilize his heart from it.Including tying his clothes, combing his hair, and dressing him more and more in line with the authentic appearance of the Taoist school.

Just like dressing up a kitten or puppy, Immortal Chongyi seemed to feel better after cleaning up the little shark.

The taste of sword repair is beyond comprehension.Jiang Yuanhan quietly commented.

Master's preferences, dare not discuss.Sheng Wenchun secretly slandered.

The female cultivator knew her own identity well. No matter how beautiful Zhiyuesha was, she would treat him as if she had lost her fertility and didn't have that worldly desire. The task was completed fairly well.

Jiang Yuanhan let the other party tidy up his cuffs for the third time, and finally couldn't bear the tediousness, and looked at her with his chin propped up: "You can actually remind me...and here, there is no need to maintain such a meticulous attire. "

"Master will come back at any time." Sheng Wenchun said, "The first time Master comes back, Uncle Xiao Yu must be clean and beautiful, with a rosy face and two catties fatter."

Jiang Yuanhan: "...Uncle Xiaoyu?"

Sheng Wenchun suddenly realized that he called out the appellation in his heart, and as soon as he raised his eyes, he saw the other person's face suddenly approaching. The innocent and pure beauty almost produced a triple critical blow, especially Xiaoyu's eyes were not quite right. Well, you have to get very close to see where the eyes are.

It seems to be a kind of aquarium politeness to look someone in the eye and talk.

"Your name is very interesting." Jiang Yuanhan was almost tired of staying here, only studying and practicing, "Mr. Nephew Xiao Sheng, can you—take me out to play?"

The red-clothed female cultivator's heart shuddered, her spine felt cold, she looked away as if fleeing, and her breathing was rapid: "No...it's dangerous outside."

"This is the Upper Court of Penglai."

"That's also very dangerous." Sheng Wenchun simply closed his eyes, "Not everyone in the Penglai Upper Court is dedicated to Tao..."

That's true.Jiang Yuanhan nodded in his heart, but he didn't give up the opportunity to investigate the enemy's situation: "Nephew Xiao Sheng seems to be very prestigious, can't you take me out to have a look?"

Even if he learned to walk, the range that Li Ningyuan allowed him to run out and play had never been beyond this mountain. He could only see these four disciples, Taoist boys, and some Crane Boys and the like. not interesting.

"Master will think that I..." Sheng Wenchun thought for a while, "I deceived you."

She couldn't say the word "abduction".

"How come." Jiang Yuanhan said, "...do you think Gu Lang likes me?"

This topic and thinking jumped too fast, Sheng Wenchun reacted for a while, and then replied conservatively: "Junior Brother Gu has no other serious mistakes except lust...but he naturally likes Junior Martial Uncle."

It seems that it really has nothing to do with Gu Lang.Who is the goal of this little shark's life?

"Then what do you think," Jiang Yuanhan asked for help, "Who is the most important person to me?"

Sheng Wenchun asked this question a little cautiously, adhering to the principle of respecting teachers, he tentatively asked, "...Master?"

Jiang Yuanhan pondered for a while, and felt that this made sense.Although Xiaoyuren's consciousness entered the realm of secret arts before Li Ningyuan arrived, it cannot be ruled out that Zhiyueyu's goal is "the person who can save me" or "the person who avenges me". If you think about it, the possibility of rushing to Yi Xianjun will be greatly improved.

But that person Li Ningyuan...has a lot of love and pity for the Merman. If it is said that he loves it, it is probably not that simple.

"You're right." He also included Li Ningyuan in the inspection list.

Just when the two were chatting harmoniously, a gust of icy cold wind suddenly blew up in the originally quiet and windless courtyard, blowing straight onto the screen.

The long screen trembled slightly, and ripples rippled on the surface of Shuiyue Pool.

There were soft footsteps in front of the court.

Jiang Yuanhan's hearing was excellent, so he stopped talking immediately.Sheng Wenchun also felt something was wrong, and pulled Uncle Xiaoyu behind him.

Following the sound of footsteps, a burst of smiling voices also came from the outside to the inside.

"No one informed me of such a big event as Li Ningyuan leaving customs, even the drunkard came faster than me."

The voice was very thin, with a little erratic feeling.Jiang Yuanhan felt a little uncomfortable, and then saw a thin shadow bypassing the screen and appearing in front of the two of them.

The visitor was wearing a pale pink gown, which faded to plain white at the end.Mo hair tied up with a cold jade button, and a string of Dao beads hung on his wrist, but he looked very young, only fifteen or sixteen years old.

"Huh—where's Li Ningyuan, this is... the Moon Weaving Shark?"

Jiang Yuanhan knew him.

Kunyang Xianjun seeks love, and Danyang Xianjun Xunyin is a pair of siblings.Just like the wounds on Jin Wenshu's body, Mi Qing's body also had old wounds from Jiang Yuanhan's stabbing, and the wounds were not serious.

The two of them have spent hundreds of years in retreat to repair old wounds.

Before Jiang Yuanhan could speak, he noticed that Sheng Wenchun next to him was nervous, and he relaxed without even seeing that he was a fellow fairy.She raised her hand and saluted, and replied: "I have seen the Kunyang Xianjun, and the master is entrusted to go to the secret place of Liuhai."

Kunyang Xianjun glanced at her, didn't seem to listen to her very seriously, approached her self-servingly, and lowered his body to approach the little shark.

Weaving Moon Shark was wearing a Taoist robe with Li Ningyuan's aura, and a delicate white jade safety buckle was tied around his waist.The headbands that weave long hair are precious items bound with gold thread.

Countless conjectures suddenly flashed in Mi Qing's mind, he smiled and said: "It's so beautiful. Li Ningyuan is so good at enjoying it."

Sheng Wenchun's heart was full of alarm bells. She remembered that Kunyang Xianjun once lost to his master in a sword debate, and the relationship between the two was not very good.It's just that in the past, it was always seeking love to entangle the master unilaterally, repeatedly defeating and defeating repeatedly.

It wasn't until the master retreated, and Mi Qing was attracted by the appearance of the cold abyss demon, that everything seemed to return to calm—this is what Sheng Wenchun heard, and at her age, she had never experienced these things at all. Old things.

Jiang Yuanhan knew the person in front of him better than Sheng Wenchun.He pulled the corner of his lower lip with a non-smiling smile, and moved his eyes down to look at Miqing's lower body.

He remembered that he was eunuched at the time, so could he pinch another one out after recuperating?

Weaving Moon Shark's eyes are not good, so the signs of sight shifting are very obvious.The smile on Mi Qing's face froze suddenly, her whole body was introverted, and there was a bad breath in her eyes.

He hates it when others look at him like that.

Sheng Wenchun was extremely nervous, and when she wanted to use Master's name again to overwhelm him, Mi Qing reached out her hand like a flash, and grabbed Jiang Yuanhan beside her, the surrounding wind suddenly surged , he pulled the merman up, and his figure disappeared immediately.

Naturally, she couldn't catch up with the speed of the Immortal Lord of the Hollow Realm, so she could only stay for a moment, and heard the laughter falling into her ears.

"Lend me to play." The voice of Mi Qing was soft and floating, "Your master is here, let him come to ask for someone in person."

The surrounding wind whistled and turbulently blew past my ears with some stinging pain.

This method of escaping was very fast, Jiang Yuanhan's eyes hurt from the cold wind, and there were cold physiological tears in his eyes.He frowned slightly, and the corner of his eyes swept across the hand of Kunyang Xianjun holding his wrist.

This guy, what can he do, he's No.1 in lust.Do you remember why you were eunuched?

The first time he was born and the second time he was acquainted, and with the presence of the little uncle to heal his soul, Jiang Yuanhan's aggressiveness is obviously much lower this time, and he is also easier to get along with, as if someone stroked his hair and made his whole body soft. Get up.It's just that he still retains his vigilance against strangers.

Even in the face of his old opponent, he still has the heart to think that the opponent has retreated for hundreds of years, whether he has tried his best to make... grow out?Do you want to cut it again?

The wind stopped.

He was brought down to the ground, and the slightly heavy sweet fragrance from Mi Qing came over.

"Who are you from Li Ningyuan?" His voice was light and light, as if he was smiling, but this kind of smile was very false, "Have you ever slept with him?"

On the outside, Mi Qing is only fifteen or sixteen years old, but in fact her age has long been hard to calculate.He maintained a pure youthful appearance, wearing pink clothes, only a little taller than Jiang Yuanhan.He stretched out his hand, raised the little shark's face, and saw those cold tears streaming down at a glance.

He was stunned.

Something strange suddenly sprouted from the ground, and a small sprout came out.Just like when he faced the cold abyss demon lord back then.The other party has a kind of alien, enchanting and amazing beauty, and this feeling has temperament and character bonuses, the closer people get, the more fascinated they will be.

The little shark in front of him, although not as direct as the cold abyss demon, has a somewhat similar temperament to that person.

There are countless wounds left by that person on Mi Qing's body, and these wounds often only show their presence when they meet each other.But at this moment, they are all hot for no reason, making people's hearts and souls hot.

Jiang Yuanhan wiped away the tears that fell on his face, but what fell on his hands was not water, but small pearls.He put the pearl away, and looked at the other party expressionlessly: "Dirty and dirty."

The boy in pink was not angry at all, and there was even a hint of hidden and deep excitement in his eyes.He murmured to himself: "Then you haven't slept with him? Li Ningyuan is a prudish person who talks about being pure and ascetic, but still raises you...raises you so...so..."

He suddenly thought of a possibility, looked at the shark in front of him again, frowned and said: "No way...Li Ningyuan has never seen him before, how could he find a substitute with such a similar temperament..."

Jiang Yuanhan didn't understand what he was saying, but looked around for a week, relying on his dim perception of light, he realized that it was indoors.

"Where did you bring me?" He asked, and then reminded, "You can't beat Immortal Chongyi, so you're not afraid of dying for him."

You have to die by my hands.Jiang Yuanhan thought casually, a smile appeared on his lips.

"My sister is also out of customs, no matter how strong Li Ningyuan is, can he still be one-on-one?" Mi Qing didn't think it was shameful at all, he thought that Sheng Wenchun told Xiao Yuren all this, and couldn't help rubbing his hands Rubbing his hands together, "Do you know the way of Hehuan?"

Again.

Jiang Yuanhan has listened to this person's propaganda for no less than three times, basically he was beaten every time he said it, but this person still doesn't have a long memory and is persistent.If he hadn't really offended him last time, Jiang Yuanhan wouldn't have dealt with it so maliciously.

"Would you like to double cultivate with me?" Miu Qing said with a smile, pretending to be kind, and started a trick of coaxing, "No one else has this opportunity, but you...you are so, so..."

He couldn't find the words to describe it.

"I like you." The pink-clothed boy was anxious and excited, "you can sleep with me."

Jiang Yuanhan: "..."

"Although it's not as good as me, but it's really rare..." He said, "What's so good about you with Li Ningyuan? A sword cultivator who has just tasted... lust, even if he treats you well, he will abandon you because of the Dao You and I are different, I practice this way myself, I can give you whatever you want. Don't even think that Li Ningyuan can do it for you, me and my sister, he is a ruthless sword cultivator."

Jiang Yuanhan: "..."

It seems to have grown out.

"My sister is very gentle." Looking for love to sell, "Even if the two of us sleep together with you, it won't make you feel uncomfortable. Li Ningyuan doesn't understand style and cleanliness. Only the way of acacia can bring you desire. Deathly pleasure."

He said so in his mouth, but what he thought in his heart was that as long as he tricked this little fish into the bed and let the other party say that it was voluntary, even if Immortal Chongyi came to him, it would not be so unreasonable.

Li Ningyuan understands Li Ningyuan's behavior too well. If he really does something forced, Li Ningyuan can cut him with a sword, just like teaching evil cultivators.

It's a pity that Jiang Yuanhan is not a real innocent little fish.He walked a few steps as if he didn't hear it, and relying on the detection of his spiritual sense, he found a place to sit down with a little groping.

What appears to be a futon on one side of a chessboard.

The pink-clothed boy on the side came up again and looked around Zhiyueyu several times, but the feeling of agitation still couldn't stop.The Huairou policy failed, so he resorted to intimidation and coercion, and said: "Try the beauty of Hehuan Dao, just sleep with me, up to two times, and you will be able to gain great benefits from uncultivated spirits, practice qi and build a foundation." .”

Jiang Yuanhan was unmoved, and said without much interest: "Immortal Chongyi accepts me as a disciple on behalf of his master."

As he spoke, he patted the hand of the boy in pink who came up to him, recalling the appearance of the little uncle in his memory, showing a cold and serious expression.

"Junior Brother..." Mi Qing squeezed the center of her brows, secretly thinking that Li Ningyuan is too good at playing. "It's really a set."

The young man stared at the coral-like soft ears of the weaving shark, and then at the gleaming eyelashes and the scales at the corners of the eyes. In addition, he had a world-weary and undisciplined temperament that was very similar to that person even when he was cold, and he refused to give up at all. .

"I don't know when Li Ningyuan will come back. You are in my hands now."

Jiang Yuanhan curled his lower lip sarcastically, but did not answer, listening to him as if to relieve boredom.

He had always wanted to come out to have fun, to study what route he would take to get into the Penglai Upper Court, but this time he suddenly had an opportunity, an opportunity that was unexpected.

"I advise you to listen to me honestly." Mi Qing looked at him intently, "Don't force me to do something."

After Jiang Yuanhan listened calmly, he reached out to touch the table, took a cup of tea from the side of the chessboard to moisten his lips, and said without changing his expression, "You don't dare."

This tea is sweet, far from the senior brother's taste.

Seeing this three-word pierced into Mi Qing's heart, Mi Qing was ashamed and angry, but seeing that he couldn't fight anymore, she put down her hand angrily, and said, "...don't go too far!"

Jiang Yuanhan: "..."

...Is it too much not to sleep with you?