I overturned the car after being scumbag

Chapter 33

The water is rippling and the mist is lingering.

Outside the screen not far away, several very young Taoist boys, about fifteen or sixteen years old, were sweeping outside, gathering the peach blossoms that had fallen on the ground in front of the court, and talking quietly in twos and threes.

"That fish is so beautiful. I wonder if it's because it's only half of it transformed into a human form?"

"Look at the one you haven't seen before, it's the Moon Weaving Shark!" A girl's voice sounded, "The Immortal Lord brought the Moon Weaving Shark back, and he probably has to raise it. This is a spiritual creature that you can't ask for. Xianyuan from here...but that Weaving Moon Shark is really good-looking."

"There is a..." A child racked his brains to collect words, "The charm of ghosts! Yes! That's the feeling."

As they chatted, they couldn't help looking at Shuiyue Pond. Across a thin screen of bright moon and river, only a vague outline could be seen.

But even a single outline is enough to make the face of Weaving Moon Shark appear in the minds of the Taoist boys who had a glimpse.

The silver-blue long hair was disheveled, slowly sank into the warm pool water, slowly swinging in circles in the water, the ends scattered and gathered.Although the face of the spirit creature is human-like, the structure of the ears is different from that of human beings. They are made of milky white cartilage-connected membranes, which are delicate and fragile. Combined with the gleaming eyelash feathers and the corners of the eyes, it looks like a kind of The works of art created by heaven and earth have a kind of innocence and ignorance that is not familiar with the world.

But with Jiang Yuanhan's current level of vision, he couldn't see his face anymore.

He lay down next to Shuiyue Pond, looked at the Taoist boy sweeping the floor from a distance, then turned his head, and glanced at the white-clothed Taoist who was meditating aside.

Ever since the disciple named Gu Lang pointed out the lack of water last night, the white-clothed Taoist brought him back here——Immortal Chongyi didn’t know the habits and characteristics of these spiritual creatures soon after he left the customs, and even more so. It is not known that the current group of Weaving Moon Sharks is in the Bodhi Holy Land.It's just that the spiritual creatures created by such heaven and earth obviously cannot live in the mundane water, so the most suitable place for him to survive is the Luohua Immortal Mansion of Immortal Chongyi.

The Shuiyue Pond in the Immortal Mansion belongs to the underground hot spring, which is blessed with extraordinary Taoism and immortality. It is very suitable for the survival of spiritual beings. Even though Jiang Yuanhan is only covered with the shell of a heavenly and earth spiritual being, he is also nourished by this warm aura. sleepy.

Gu Lang is one of Li Ningyuan's disciples, and other immortals have accepted him on his behalf over the years.The talent is very good, but the temperament is a bit biased.Li Ningyuan believed that Gu Lang's actions had contributed to the unhealthy trend in Yucheng, not only his disciples should be taught a lesson, but even he himself felt some responsibility.

So that young monk named Gu Lang was catching fish for Jiang Yuanhan outside.

Even if it was the beginning of hell, Jiang Yuanhan felt that the people he met this time were much better than expected.He opened his eyes, carefully looked at the Taoist in white beside him, and recognized the other person's features with his blurred vision.

Then, as if responding to his gaze, Li Ningyuan opened her eyes calmly.

He looked at the Weaving Moon Shark's slightly reflective eye feathers, and that innocent and ignorant expression that was clearer than a child's, and suddenly asked, "Are you hungry?"

Spiritual creatures are different from demons, they need to eat, but most of what they eat turns into the essence of water, and they leave the body with breathing. Their structure is different from that of humans.

Jiang Yuanhan became dull for a moment, only to realize that the other party was asking himself. It's okay if this person doesn't ask, but if he asks, it makes people feel hungry, but when he opens his mouth, he hums a string of melodious and meaningless tunes.

...communication barriers.

Jiang Yuanhan stopped his voice in isolation, lowered his head and leaned on his forearm, thinking that he didn't know how to spit out the words, this is not a demon body... Just as he was thinking, he was suddenly touched by a soft touch Slide over the back of the hand.

It is the hem of the plain white clothes of Immortal Chongyi.

The other party approached, holding a white jade whisk in his hand, the whisk brushed icy and cold as if it didn't exist.And the soft end gently exerted force, provoking the merman's jaw.

Jiang Yuanhan was too lazy to move, and raised his head naturally, feeling the other party's hand pressing over.

His fingers are also icy cold, but it's better than that of my little uncle.Jiang Yuanhan thought further and further away, a little distracted, until something as cold as cold jade was sent under the base of his tongue by his fingertips.

Even aquatic things are warm under the surface of the tongue, touching the cold jade at this moment will inevitably irritate the nerves.The opponent's fingertips were pressed against the tip of the tongue, and there was no chance for Weaving Moon Shark to spit out the cold jade.

Jiang Yuanhan's scalp was numb, and he wanted to retreat in a hurry, but he felt surrounded by a deep sense of immortality.This kind of daohua immortal energy is different from spiritual energy. Spirit is born from heaven and earth, while immortal energy is the breath that is specially cultivated by Taoist Zhengxiu through the transition of Taoism.

The immortal energy floated freely, without the slightest sense of threat, but completely pressed Jiang Yuanhan's spine.

Just when he was on the verge of anger, the hand holding the tip of his tongue loosened suddenly, but before Li Ningyuan retracted his fingers, he was bitten by the sharp teeth of the Moon Shark.

He didn't intentionally use the zhenqi to protect the body, he was negligent for a moment, the fingertip was pierced by the tip of the tooth, and a bright red drop of blood came out.But the blood beads didn't have a fishy smell, instead they were sweet.

……Sweet?

Jiang Yuanhan muttered to himself after savoring the sweet taste that disappeared in his mouth.

"...It's quite delicious..."

The melodious voice of the Weaving Moon Shark, which can confuse monks, was finally successfully reorganized and turned into a real sentence.

Jiang Yuanhan was stunned for a moment, and realized that the cold jade that had been pressed under his tongue had disappeared, and seemed to have completely melted away without a trace.

"I refined supernatural power jade for you all night, is this how you repay me?"

Li Ningyuan's voice was faint, with a sense of deja vu.

Jiang Yuanhan still couldn't see him clearly, but more or less felt from the other party's behavior that this person was very upright, but it took time to judge a person's true character by knowing the face but not the heart.

He swung his tail, moved around the pool, propped his chin with one hand and said, "It was Xianjun's apprentice who wanted to buy me, and it also impelled those villains to make trouble. As the saying goes, a teacher for a day is a father for life." , but it’s the fault of not raising the father, and the laziness of the teacher who is not strict in teaching, is it possible that I am separated from the ethnic group and here alone, is there no fault of the fairy king?”

The Moon Weaving Shark is just a kind of spiritual creature. In the eyes of many monks, it is normal for them to be treated as slave goods whether they have enlightened intelligence or not.If Jiang Yuanhan said these words outside, I am afraid that the monks who are not high-minded will be furious on the spot, thinking that his words are unreasonable.

It is indeed a bit unreasonable, and the demons are not happy to sit down.Jiang Yuanhan thought with a little evil in his heart, he just wanted to embarrass the Taoist in white in front of him.

But these words are indeed somewhat in line with Li Ningyuan's thinking. He really feels that his apprentice offended the other party, which is due to his lax discipline.In the heart of Immortal Chongyi, the spiritual things that have opened up the spiritual wisdom, thinking, and thinking, cannot be sold as goods.

There used to be monks who caught little demons and sold them privately.Unexpectedly, a big demon in the field came here by chance, and became furious, causing the world to turn upside down and blood to flow into rivers. The lesson from the past is the lesson from the past, so it is difficult to see the demon clan that is sold in refined form, but the spirits are different. The root cause is that it is difficult to practice spiritual things, and there is no power to fight back.

Li Ningyuan replied calmly: "It's my fault. Where do you live, do you need me to take you back?"

Jiang Yuanhan didn't want to go to some bodhi holy land, what's so interesting about those monks.He thought carefully about this person who was associated with his identity, and he always felt that the mermaid's obsession might not be in the holy realm of Bodhi. If it was said that he hated more evil cultivators in Yucheng, it would make sense.

It's just that Yucheng was overthrown by the people in front of him, and there was no way to eliminate the hatred with his own hands.

Unable to determine the target and the shark's wish, Jiang Yuanhan was not in a hurry, but said very awkwardly: "No need. The Xuanfu of the Immortal Lord is very good, I want to live here... Your disciple doesn't like it very much. Is it mine?"

The more he said that, the more Gu Lang, who was catching fish outside, felt a chill down his back. He felt that Master's spiritual consciousness swept over him coldly, and immediately lowered his head even lower.

The fish in Luohua Immortal Mansion are all not ordinary, and they are not so easy to catch. Ordinary techniques can't be successful at all, so they can only be caught by hand.

When Jiang Yuanhan spoke, he had the natural breath of the weaving moon shark, making it difficult to tell whether it was a narrow joke or really felt so.

Li Ningyuan pondered for a moment, and said: "It's okay, but I have a few disciples who come here often, and if some of them are rude and unreasonable, they will scare you."

This is what hospitality means.It seems that Immortal Chongyi is not as unreasonable as those evil cultivators.

Jiang Yuanhan turned over in the pool water and sank slowly.The moon-weaving veil on his body is close to his body, outlining a faint outline of the skin, a narrow and even slender waist, and two waist dimples connecting the fishtail.

Shallow bubbles spit up, and the sinking shark turned over, the looming spine line accompanied by rippling water waves, like a silk lace that disappeared in a flash.

When he came out of the pool, the membranes on both sides of the fish flicked the water like wings, and the gills behind the ears were closed, like a piece of translucent veil attached to the skin, with only a shallow edge line.

"I want to drink fish soup." Jiang Yuanhan's thoughts skipped a bit, adhering to the principle of taking advantage and not taking advantage of bastards, he planned to blackmail Penglai Upper Court for two meals before saying, "Silver Sturgeon."

Li Ningyuan nodded: "Okay."

"I want to practice." Jiang Yuanhan pretended to be serious, but in his heart he had a bad intention to make the other party refuse. He knew that it would be difficult to practice spiritual things, especially this kind of shark who is good at beauty and weaving , "Do you want to teach me?"

Gu Lang, who was soaking wet and came in with a sturgeon, just stepped outside the door, and almost fell down in shock when he heard this sentence.

Can talk? ! ...It is better not to be able to speak, how can anyone dare to speak to his master like that!His master moved his fingers, and the little Moon Weaving Shark turned into fly ash in the blink of an eye.Not to mention the juniors, even the immortals of the same clan treated their masters with courtesy and courtesy, and even the ancestors personally gave their masters the privilege of listening to the instructions and not listening to the announcements. This fish is more or less...

Just when Gu Lang was cursing inwardly, the second sentence came from the pool.

"The apprentice you taught is just like that. He is greedy for beauty, and he is a vulgar thing." The little thing said boldly, "It is better to teach me, so that the effort will not be in vain."

The young man standing at the door didn't go in or go out, the internal injury that was slapped by the master was aching, and cold sweat was about to break down.

After a while, Li Ningyuan's voice sounded slowly.

"Cultivation is not easy, have you thought about it?"

Gu Lang couldn't even think about it right now, his senior brothers were taken over by other immortals, and it was the first time he heard his master say something like this... that's not right!How could Immortal Lord Chongyi, the dignified Penglai upper court, accept a spiritual creature who could barely practice as his disciple!

He hesitated in anxiety, although he knew that Li Ningyuan treated everyone equally, but it was not like this!Don't say that it's embarrassing for them to be brothers with Yuren, if this news gets out, it's enough to make the disciples of other immortals laugh.

Jiang Yuanhan looked at him up and down, and did not embarrass him. Although he did not achieve his goal, he was not in a bad mood.

It turned out that this upper house opened by the old pervert really attracted some good people.

He stretched out his hand and pulled Li Ningyuan's sleeve, saying: "Of course I want to practice, but I don't want to be your disciple."

Li Ningyuan looked down at him.

"If I become your disciple, you will be an elder. This is not acceptable." Xiao Yuren said confidently, "Don't tell me you must teach others as a master and apprentice?"

"The law is not taught lightly," said the other party.

"Hmm..." Jiang Yuanhan thought for a while, "Then can you accept apprentices on behalf of the teacher and let me be your junior, is that okay?"

It's not that Li Ningyuan doesn't have a master, and he's not from the upper court of Penglai, but his master didn't teach him anything, he just introduced the way of the sect, and then he wandered for many years, and his cultivation is not high, he has been immortal for many years .

It is not impossible to accept apprentices on behalf of teachers.Li Ningyuan pondered for a long time before saying: "Yes. But you can't take advantage of me, as my younger brother, to be superior and bully others."

"That's natural. It's good for your apprentice not to bully me, my little uncle."

Jiang Yuanhan said something with a smile. When he said the words "Little Master Uncle", his tone subconsciously slowed down a bit, as if these three words were very special, with a special taste of hesitating to speak.

Li Ningyuan was keenly aware of this, but didn't think much about it.

As the two of them spoke, Gu Lang at the door beside him was completely numb by the thunder.With a stiff face, he returned to his life with a fish in his heart, his smile was uglier than his tears: "Master... Silver Sturgeon."

"Yeah." Li Ningyuan glanced at it and said, "Let's do it."

Gu Lang nodded with difficulty.

"Wait a minute." The glamorous and unreasonable mermaid called him, his eyelashes gleamed under the rendering of sunlight, although his eyes were dull and hard to focus, they were transparent and beautiful The ground is like a gem, "Don't you like me? Why don't you dare to look at me?"

The young man couldn't bear the ridicule of the vicious demon in the mermaid's shell, he didn't even dare to look at him, and said with a mournful face: "Master... Uncle Shi, I've already made a mistake, you should stop talking about it."

Saying a few more words that offended his master, that Immortal Chongyi was extremely strict and taught him harshly, that was no joke.

Jiang Yuanhan got this title, nodded in satisfaction, and waved his hands generously: "Forget it, it's just being touched by the tail, and I didn't take it seriously."

Hearing this, Li Ningyuan calmly shifted his gaze to look at his disciples.

Just when Gu Lang was about to kneel down to his master's sight, Jiang Yuanhan's voice sounded lazily and slowly from the side.

"Your hands are not clean, brother—you cook fish for me."

This elder brother's cry was very meaningful, the young man was sweating coldly when he heard it, he said to himself that he really deserves to be the world's number one seducer, and to be called so repeatedly, even if he died on him, he would be willing to die.

This "hands are not clean" is a pun. Although this little guy always says he doesn't care, every sentence is deliberately retaliating, which makes Li Ningyuan want to laugh a little.

At the beginning, he was apologetic and tried his best to make up for it, but he heard that even ignorant spiritual beings have a heart for Taoism, so he couldn't help but have the idea of ​​attracting people to the righteous way, but after hearing this, he felt that this little guy was a little duplicity and cute.

This feeling came out of nowhere, and it came and went quickly, like a gust of wind blowing through his heart, quite a bit of a consonance.

Li Ningyuan didn't hesitate for too long, but asked in a slightly joking tone: "Then you must be able to eat."

This is agreed.

Jiang Yuanhan's tail swayed in the water, the gauze-thin tail fin was hanging on the stones by the pool to dry, and the slender and graceful fish tail was submerged in the water.He nodded, and wanted to pull the other party's sleeve to ask if there was anything to do with the eyes, but because of the high degree of blur, he grabbed Li Ningyuan's hand.

The shark's hands were white and soft, with the softness of the spirit of the water, covering the back of Li Ningyuan's hands wetly.

Jiang Yuanhan didn't care, he already regarded this Immortal Chongyi as a good brother, and felt that there were not many monks with such tolerance, so he babbled about his eyes for a while, and then told him For a long time, I didn't know how outrageous and shocking my behavior was.

Gu Lang was completely taken aback. He saw the wound on Master's finger, and he thought of something in his mind, and his ears were buzzing.He only quietly left behind the bamboo basket containing the silver sturgeon, and withdrew with a low sense of presence.

He was so distraught along the way that even Daoist Sweeping Flowers didn't dare to say anything when he saw him, until he bumped into the elder sister who was seated by the master, and was shaken awake by the other side's shoulders, and then raised his head in a daze , said with a wooden face: "Sister, we have a little uncle."

"Ah?!" Sheng Wenchun was stunned.

"It's still a Moon Weaving Shark." Gu Lang wiped his face, "It's all my fault."

Sheng Wenchun was speechless, and stretched out his hand to test the temperature on his junior brother's forehead: "It doesn't even have a fever..."

"He and Master seem to get along very well," Gu Lang looked at her, tears were about to come down, "He's still holding Master's hand...Master loves him so much, he has never spoiled us like this! Sister, we want There is a mistress!"

Sheng Wenchun: "..."

"Master is very good-looking, and she is very good at holding Master's hand." Gu Lang said sadly, "What should I do, Senior Sister, Master also made fish soup for him by himself. The main reason is... Mistress is still a male shark people!"

Sheng Wenchun looked at him quietly, and said, "Aren't you good at this?"

"That's Master! Master has taken a fancy to it!" Gu Lang was about to go crazy, "Don't believe me, Senior Sister! Hey! Senior Sister!"

Sheng Wenchun snorted, and said coldly: "Nonsense. I don't know who Master is? You are really bewitched!"

She went to Luohua Immortal Mansion without believing it, it was only half a candle's journey away from the Immortal Mansion.

After half a candle, the two stood side by side at the entrance of the Immortal Mansion, seeing the scene inside through the tulle curtain, watching the spotless master in white sitting cross-legged next to the Shuiyue Pond, teaching the silver-blue How does the weaver shark with long hair use chopsticks.

Gu Lang: "Senior Sister, how are you doing?"

Sheng Wenchun stayed for a long time, and murmured: "...I'm bewitched."

The author has something to say: the second marriage partner is very good.

Satisfied, Xiao Han blackmailed the meal ticket.