I have special transcendence skills

Chapter 21

"Little brat, don't let me see you!"

The sound of cursing melted into the air, Teacher Xiao Ming held Xiao Zhao under his arm, and ran like a girl in a whirlwind. Blind Zhang chased after him for several steps, and he didn't spit until he saw someone under the overpass: "Bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah!" , A sign of death!" The dog thief can't spit out the little devil's head with ivory, and I don't know how the parents taught it!

Zhang Xiaoming put Xiao Zhao on the ground, panting like a bellows, he neglected to exercise after having the weight loss talisman, adding a big tangerine to the child was not light, but it made him gasp.

"Who is he? He's really fussy. Fortunately, I thought he was a little bit real." He complained a few words and then said, "Why are you here? Where is Daoist Liao? What did you just say?"

The three questions were thrown out all at once, and the eccentric little ghost said: "I loved it, I don't have a date, I have no money."

"Huh?" What the hell?

Only then did Xiao Zhao seriously say: "I came with Master and Senior Brother. Senior Brother is in Qingliang Temple. I just said that he has signs of death."

"A sign of death?" Zhang Xiaoming was dumbfounded, "What did you say?"

"I didn't say anything, he really has a sign of death." Xiao Zhao broke his fingers and said, "The red line rises from the hall seal, knots on the forehead, death; blood runs through the pupils, the whites of the eyes are black, death..." He listed A lot of backs said, "Ordinary people have death signs on their faces, but it only accounts for one or two out of ten, and it is difficult to see it in the technique of physiognomy. It accounts for eight or nine out of ten, and this is the first time I have seen it."

There is no physiognomy in Buddhism, and Buddhism emphasizes that fate is created by the heart, good deeds in this life, and good fortune in the next life, but Xiao Ming is always in awe of other sects, and he should not talk nonsense after listening to Xiao Zhao's words, but asked in a good voice: "Where is the omen of death? What will happen?"

"The result?" Xiao Zhao rolled his eyes, "Of course he died."

"It's strange to say that the liar's fortune is not very deep, but he also has the appearance of a long life. Now that he is like this, I am afraid he died unexpectedly."

Hearing this, Zhang Xiaoming took out his mobile phone silently and dialed Liao Guang's number.

Liao Guang looked at the screen and got excited. Teacher Xiao Ming, why don't you call him? !

Liao Guang: "Teacher Xiao Ming, what's the matter?" His voice was so soft that even his master glanced sideways several times.

"I just met Xiao Zhao, did he come with you?"

Liao Guang was in a hurry, and immediately put on the face of a senior brother: "This little Zhao can run very well. You let him stay in the monastery just now, but he ran away?"

"It's not too far away. I'm just outside the mountain gate, a pedestrian overpass. Does Daoist Liao know?" Hearing the other party's answer "Yes, yes." Teacher Xiao Ming thought about it, "That's it, Daoist Liao, Xiao Zhao told me something , Does this kid know physiognomy? He walked around the overpass just now, staring at the fortune-teller, saying that he has an omen of death on his face."

Liao Guang's face sank, and he changed into a dean's tone and said, "A sign of death? What did he say?"

Xiao Zhao leaned his head over, picked up the phone with both hands, Daju jumped lightly as if eyes had grown from the back of his head, and touched the ground with a meat ball: "I followed the method taught by Master, it must be accurate, the palace is full of black air, I don't know When will you die!"

Zhang Xiaoming: "..."

You kid, don't make too much noise, what if people hear you?

Liao Guang: "You wait first, I'll be right over." When the phone was picked up by Zhang Xiaoming, he said nicely, "Mr. Xiao Ming, please help me look after him first."

Xiao Ming nodded and said, "Leave it to me."

……

Blind Zhang said, "I'm a bit Mercury retrograde."

Creamy Strawberry: "Aren't you a Taoist priest? Mercury retrograde is a Western saying." He is also very up-to-date.

Blind Zhang took the belongings and said, "I'll take it, come back tomorrow."

"Hey, the sky is bright and bright, why don't you just leave?"

He didn't listen to the other party's call, and turned the table upside down. Little Maza sat upright in the belly of the table, picked up the hemp rope tied to the table legs, picked up the blind man's stick and left.Blind Zhang is not blind, but he has to be thorough in his performances, he is very professional.

He lives in Liushui Street, 10 to [-] minutes on foot. Regardless of Zhang Blind, he actually has a small one-story house in Nandu City, and he looks like a successful person in the world of stalls.

Liushui Street is adjacent to the rich and prosperous Shanghai Road, but it looks stunted and poor.On both sides of the street, there are mostly grocery stores with "[-] yuan a piece" and "clearance sale" all year round. A few steps away is the remnant of the Jiangnan leather factory.

The bungalows are high and low, good and bad are mixed, and the resourceful owners are trying to patch up the house in order to add half a square meter.

Liushui Street, which is hidden in the city, looks poor, busy and lively.

The people passing by on the street saw the blind man carrying tables and chairs, and shouted: "Old Zhang, the stall is closed early today."

"Catch a big fish and kill it?"

Blind Zhang walked straight into the alley without even groaning. The person who was left out blamed himself for losing face. He rang the bicycle bell twice and cursed, "You're deaf!"

Of course Blind Zhang is not deaf, but he doesn't bother to talk to him. You can see that he walks calmly, and he is actually thinking about what the little Taoist said.These days, bluffing and deception also requires two brushes. His introductory master was half a Taoist priest, Zhang Blind thought that he was also a quarter of a Taoist priest.

He thought: Those who say that it is a phase do not look at their own bodies, but when they turn around, they should find a mirror to look at their faces.

I really listened to Xiao Zhao's words.

The small house he lived in was on the narrow alley on the left side of Liushui Street, and Zhang Blind was just about to turn left.

The words "This road is blocked" are written carelessly on the yellow signboard.

Blind Zhang: "What's going on?"

A person popped out from behind the sign, startling the blind man. It was a middle-aged man wearing a hard hat, half of his face was covered by the shadow of the brim of the hat, and the remaining half was astonishingly white, and it was not pearly white. It is pale.He raised the corners of his mouth and said with a half-smile: "Dig out the gutter hole and go around from the front."

If it was someone else, Zhang Blind would definitely yell at him and go around from the front. Do you know how far the front side is?Your gutter hole is big enough to block a street?Roll on, let me go.

But when he looked at this person's face, he always felt very evil and chilly, so he shrank his neck and fled away.

As he walked, he lowered his head and spurned himself. He said that I would take a detour, and it was nothing.

When people walk forward with their heads down, they often don't look around, as if they can't feel the passing cars returning to Malone, he takes a sudden step forward.

"!" He was suddenly caught by the collar of his back hem, and a strong force pulled him backwards. The truck with a light load roared past, and the driver acted as if he hadn't seen him. After a blink, the car passed by, the green light ahead, and the traffic was unobstructed.

"You don't want to die?" Zhang Xiaoming dragged him back with great effort, panting.Xiao Zhao has short legs, and he didn't come here until the dust settled between the two of them.

Blind Zhang was so frightened that he couldn't speak for a while, and sat on the ground shaking.

"Hey, don't fall, are you injured?" Zhang Xiaoming called Xiao Zhao again, "See if his death has disappeared."

"No." Xiao Zhao was determined, "It's still full of death."

As soon as death was mentioned, blind Zhang sat up with a strong desire to survive, and with the hem of his coat lifted, he kowtowed to Xiao Zhao and knelt down: "Master, save me!"

Xiao Zhao saw this formation for the first time, and didn't know what to do, so he could only look back at Zhang Xiaoming.

Zhang Xiaoming: "What are you doing, don't make trouble with the child." He picked him up as he said, "Tell me first if you met any strange people or things just now." They originally followed behind Zhang Blind, but at some point they suddenly stopped. It took only a blink of an eye to lose his heel. Fortunately, Zhang Xiaoming ran fast and circled the main road of Liushui Street, otherwise he would not have been found.

Blind Zhang: "Strange person..." He immediately thought of the pale face under the hard hat, "There was a man wearing a hard hat who told me that there was a sewer in the alley, and asked me to go around from outside."

Going around and on to the main road, I was almost killed.

Zhang Xiaoming: "Let's go and have a look first."

……

The hard hat does not exist, and the yellow sign that the road is blocked is gone. I searched carefully in the alley, only to see the yellow sign on the side of the street that was covered with a thick layer of dust, which was used as a shelf for the residents on the first floor. Zhang Blind's face was almost the same tone as the whiteboard.

"It's ghosts." Zhang Xiaoming turned around, and found that the place was gloomy, and there were few ghosts, only a few of them were muddleheaded, demented and unable to speak human words.

It is rare for ghosts to be able to speak and have a mind, and most of them just drift aimlessly. According to Taoism, when they die, they lose their three souls and six souls, and they will become like this.

He also trusts Xiao Zhao now: "What the hell, can you see it?"

Xiao Zhao shook his head: "We have to wait for Senior Brother to come, he is familiar with ghosts."

"Do you want to call him?" This Liushui Lane has nine twists and turns, seven turns and eighteen turns, and locals can't find the north when they come in, let alone foreigners.

Xiao Zhao: "No, Daju can bring him in. His nose is so good that he can smell us." He was worried that Teacher Xiaoming might misunderstand, "Daju is the fat orange cat I was holding just now. Science has shown that , the cat's sense of smell is about as sensitive as a dog's."

Zhang Xiaoming: "Ah..."

As if to cooperate with his speech, the charming meow came from a distance, the voice was as if squeezed out from the glued vocal tract, it was so soft, Xiao Ming was taken aback, he didn't realize it was a male cat!Liao Guang, who was wearing a coat, came with a cat trampling on the sun. He was clearly wearing the same style of Taoist robes as Zhang Blind, but when he was handsome, he came out with energy.

Zhang Xiaoming's heart skipped a beat: he's pretty handsome!

He is much more handsome than Li Yiming who is loved by thousands of girls.

"Mr. Xiao Ming." Liao Guang's big orange leaped into Xiao Zhao's arms like a meat egg. He and Zhang Xiaoming nodded and looked at the blind Zhang who was not wearing Erbing, "It's really dead."

Blind Zhang: "..."

Xiao Zhao: "Brother, brother, what the hell do you think?" Then he swallowed up what happened just now.Liao Guang walked around the street and took out the square compass handed down by his master, and said firmly, "It's a ghost."

The ghost, the ghost, works for the tiger. According to legend, the soul of the person who is eaten by the tiger will be restored to the tiger, and become the tiger's guide to help him prey on the next person.Therefore, ghosts are very deceptive, and they look almost exactly like humans. If you want to tell whether they are ghosts or humans, you have to look at their hands. Male ghosts do not have little fingers on their left hands, while female ghosts do not have little fingers on their right hands.But these days, who would deliberately look at hands when looking at people?Don't ghosts have no brains and can't wear gloves?

Blind Zhang also knew a little about ghosts, so he tremblingly asked, "Didn't ghosts lure tigers to eat people?" How could it be his turn for a big truck to pass by?

Liao Guang looked at him like a silly roe deer: "Is the tiger a national protected animal?"

"so?"

"So if you want to be eaten by a tiger, you have to go to the zoo in the dark at night, climb over the wall and enter the mountain of lions and tigers. If you are killed by a tiger, the tiger may even pay for your life." Too cruel for a tiger!

Liao Guangyu earnestly said: "Society is developing, and ghosts are also improving. The ghosts intend to take your life, and lead you under the car, and it will be over once and for all."

Blind Zhang shuddered, he felt that Liao Guang was reliable, and wanted to hug his golden thigh, but Zhang Xiaoming found out, and he took advantage of the situation and said, "Hey, don't just bend your knees, and talk if you have something to say." This person is quite arrogant, the worst thing is that other people's knee joints are weakened, especially a big man.

Blind Zhang thought he had to come up with something practical: "Master, how much does it cost you to do a ritual ceremony? Can you drive away this ghost after becoming a mage?" He loves money, but his life is more important. important.

Liao Guang: "It's easy to drive away the ghosts, but it's not because the ghosts are haunting you and you have a dead face. The disaster of sudden death is probably caused by someone behind it." He made a final decision, "Let's go to your house first."

Liao Guang: "Mr. Xiao Ming, are you going?"

Zhang Xiaoming nodded and said: "Let's go together, this person is kind to me, I will help if I can."

Blind Zhang heard You En, and looked up: "Aren't you crazy from before?"

"Ah?" Zhang Xiaoming thought there was something wrong with his ears, "What did you say?" Liao Guang also glanced at him sternly.

"No no no no no!" Blind Zhang realized something was wrong, "I said I was a liar, a psycho!" Yet?

Zhang Xiaoming didn't mind, he waved his hands and said, "Don't worry about it, let's go to your house first."

……

Blind Zhang's house is cramped and narrow, [-] square meters, but the interior has been properly taken care of, no dirty garbage, no pots and pans in the sink, even the tiles in the corners have been wiped clean , the owner loves this little world very much.

Zhang Xiaoming circled around, caught the ghosts in the two corners and asked the question: "Did you see any evil spirits?"

The first ghost was a young man, who made a face at him and said, "Can we still be here with evil spirits?"

The other ghost was not very old, and sang in unison: "Blind Zhang, fool, fool, dare to pick up anything dirty and smelly at home."

When Zhang Xiaoming heard this, blue veins burst out on his forehead, and the bodhi seed Buddhist beads hidden under his suit jacket were wrapped around his hands, and he beat them on the head firmly amidst the laughter of the two ghosts.

Liao Guang couldn't help but look away, it hurts so much, it hurts just looking at it.

Blind Zhang: Talk to the air!Really crazy?

After cleaning up the two ghosts, Zhang Xiaoming said, "Can we talk properly?"

"Yes, yes, yes." The two ghosts nodded frantically, and they will be beaten even if they die. Are you a devil?

"We really don't know anything." The ghost flinched when he saw Teacher Xiao Ming's raised fist, "but Blind Zhang brought an envelope of money when he came back half a month ago. He was so poor that the money definitely didn't belong to him, and that The envelope feels wrong, and there is an evil spirit, and the ghosts want to stay away when they read it, but if we are brave enough to stay here, those demented ghosts who can't speak will run away long ago!"

Zhang Xiaoming listened to the gossip from the ghost, turned around and said to Zhang Blind, "You took some ill-gotten money?"

Blind Zhang has already seen Mr. Xiao Ming's eyes are not right, isn't this, isn't this insane, is he an inscrutable god?

He has been defrauding the world for many years, every time he deceives people, he knows all the routines, but Zhang Xiaoming is not a routine, he is really accurate!

Zhang Xiaoming: "You received a lot of ill-gotten gains? It's still wrapped in an envelope."

Blind Zhang's heart was pounding, 10 yuan, how much did he spend when he bought the small house, the amount cannot be said to be small: "I am convinced, I am really convinced by the master, the money is half a month I picked it up on the side of the road before." He lifted up the sofa cushion and hid the envelope in the gap.

A Taoist priest and a layman gathered together to study it. Liao Daochang raised his head and the tattoo could kill mosquitoes: "This is not kraft paper, it is yellow paper."

Yellow paper has many uses. Taoist priests write talismans on yellow paper. At the same time, the money that descendants worship ancestors or burn to the dead is also yellow paper. Its ancient meaning is gold, and it is the currency in circulation in the underworld.

Liao Guang: "Is the money in it useful?"

Blind Zhang shook his head repeatedly: "It's useless, it's useless, it's useless."

"useless?"

"I have a heart but no guts, Master!" He vomited bitterly, "I originally wanted to use it, but who would put 10 cash in an envelope for a normal person? Who doesn't use WeChat and Alipay when they go out now, or a bank card will do. Ah." He was actually quite afraid that it was life-saving money from a poor family, so he went around the place where he found the money for several days, but no one came to change the money, and it was worthless to give it to the police, so he hid it under the sofa cushion Moldy.

Liao Guang said: "It's better if you don't have flowers, but if you spend them, it will be more troublesome."

Zhang Blind looked bewildered. Zhang Xiaoming couldn't help giving him some advice after seeing it. It's rare for him to be able to answer this matter. ?”

Blind Zhang was stunned, he said tremblingly: "This is not a red envelope, so could it be that you want me to be the bridegroom's official?"

Money for life is usually used to make yin relatives. Renminbi is neatly wrapped in red envelopes and placed next to crossroads or hospitals. Women who take it will be the bride of the ghost marriage, and men who take it will be the groom. Those who cannot use orthodox People who make yin relatives by tricks often use this kind of tactic, both yin and hard.

Zhang Xiaoming: "Half of the Yinqin's money is quite small, thirty or forty thousand is as high as the sky, and your one hundred thousand is wrapped in yellow paper. What you are buying is not your marriage, but the fate and karma of this life. You have to continue it for others." Fate." When he died, the people behind him accepted Zhang Blind's fate.

After talking eloquently, he worried that there was something wrong with what he said, so he turned around and said, "Master Liao, am I right?"

Daoist Liao: As expected of Mr. Xiao Ming, he learned so much from a Buddhist school that doesn't understand ghosts and gods, so amazing!

Can't wait to blow rainbow farts.

Daoist Liao nodded solemnly and said, "That's right, Mr. Xiao Ming is well-read and knowledgeable."

Teacher Xiao Ming: "I'm sorry for what Daoist Liao said."

Xiao Zhao: "..."

Hey, if I answer, my brother will definitely put on a coffin face and say nothing.What a difference!

Blind Zhang's life was at stake, and he really couldn't watch the two men brag about each other in front of him, so he boldly interrupted: "Masters, do you think I can send back my money? My life is still alive, isn't it?"

Liao Guang finally remembered something serious: "Theoretically speaking, this money buys your life for the rest of your life. When you spend the money, your life will come to an end. If you don't spend money, your life will falter, but your life will not worry." Blind Zhang's expression turned pale, but he changed the subject, "But the person who gave the money is probably very powerful and is in a hurry to ask for money, so he is acting like a ghost and sending you to the underworld in advance."

"This money for life is not ordinary."

"For no reason, ghosts can't find you. You keep your money at home. Even if you come to the door, you will be killed at home. I went around just now. There are no hanging ghosts or guest ghosts in your house. It is quite quiet, which proves that apart from This bag of money, you still have something on you." Liao Guang said, "Ghosts are so insane, smarter ghosts want to find you, maybe they have to follow the signs to find you."

Hearing this, Blind Zhang immediately tore off his coat, making a gesture to take off his clothes.

Xiao Zhao yelled and covered his eyes with his hands, Zhang Xiaoming pulled the child behind him and said, "Say hello before you take off."

Blind Zhang: Gentlemen, you don’t have to avoid suspicion, just say hello, are you a big girl with yellow flowers?

Liao Guang chimed in: "Yes, Teacher Xiao Ming is right, you should say hello before you take off and let us know."

Blind Zhang: "..."

The clothes were taken off one by one. Fortunately, the fortune-telling industry has high requirements on the image of the gentleman. His clothes were washed white and patched, but they were clean enough, and soon turned a little red.

A little red mark was printed on the back of the clothes. The red mark was quite regular, like half a word. Teacher Xiao Ming immediately took out the yellow paper envelope. On the reverse side, there was also a small red mark on the seal where the seal was stamped. The upper part was shallow and concave. The part is deep.

Yes, yes, it is ink pad.

Blind Zhang said naively, "Should I just wash off the ink pad?"

Liao Guang said: "Don't wash it, I definitely can't take this dress, burn it

thing. "After burning, the mud prints will disappear and the marks will be cut off. The new ghosts can't come to claim their lives, but the ghosts who have come to the door can't be sent away. They have to be dealt with first, and then the money for their lives will be returned. This matter has just ended . "

Blind Zhang asked, "How will the ghosts be dealt with? How will the money be delivered?"

Daoist Liao said coolly: "Kill it, burn it."

……

Burning is Daoist Liao's burning, but killing is not just killing him.

He set up an altar first to break the connection between Qian and Zhang Xiazi. This time what he took out was not a token, but a bowl. Zhang Xiaoming looked at it, and it looked like it was made of brass.

Daoist Liao has a cool personality, unsmiling, and approaching the practice. It is impossible for him to introduce the magic weapon. Fortunately, Xiao Zhao is more talkative, and his voice is crisp. He, senior brother Liao, set up the formation, and he introduced next to him: "This is Ganquan Bowls, filled with water, sprinkled with willow branches, can purify the field, the purification bottle used by Guanyin Bodhisattva in "Journey to the West" is a kind of Ganquan bowl."

Zhang Xiaoming used the Ganquan Bowl when he watched the Taoist practice last time, and he still has an impression of it.

A row of willow trees was planted at the entrance of Liushui Alley. The place name of this alley has something to do with the surrounding environment. There is a river next to it, which runs through most of the southern city. Willow trees are planted on both sides of the river.The upstream of the river is a tourist attraction, and you can see cruise ships and lanterns on both sides of the river at night, but the Liushui Lane in the downstream is ignored. Occasionally, when the river is flushed, plastic bottles, cans and various garbage floating on the upstream river will be washed together. Here they are, emitting an astonishing stench.

One drop, two drops, three drops, the French water was sprinkled on the yellow paper envelope, and there were a few dark dots on the yellow paper.

The evil spirit that was too thick in the air had been melted away, and the ghosts who were still wandering around the house had already escaped in a hurry. Three sticks of incense were inserted in the small cauldron, and the cigarettes curled up.

Daoist Liao muttered: "Son of the Red Emperor, Bing Ding accepts it, and the three lights of innocence and fire virtue enter my body." He holds a bronze seven-star sword, which he put in his bag together with the small tripod and the nectar bowl.

Xiao Zhao: "He is asking God, brother is asking for the true king of fire, he has the magic weapon fire gourd, he is in charge of all the fires in the world, plus the real king was a general before he was alive, full of gold, and has a miraculous effect in cutting off curses .”

Zhang Xiaoming looked at it very seriously, while Zhang Blind man muttered something, asking his master, master, master, master, god Glenn to protect him.

A stream of light flashed on the Seven Star Sword, like the special effect of light in the animation, very dazzling, Zhang Xiaoming seemed to be able to see the dancing flames dancing on the sword.

"The light of the sky, the light of the earth, the light of the sun, the moon and the stars, the great light of the ordinary, illuminating the ten directions!"

"break!"

The sharp bronze sword cut the yellow paper envelope in two. At the sharp cut, the flame of the gold-plated wire rose up and spread around at an extremely fast speed. Soon the yellow paper envelope was reduced to ashes.

Zhang Xiaoming wondered, "If the money is burned, isn't it considered spent?"

Liao Guang: "No, the money is not worth the money. It will go directly to the underworld. The officials in the underworld will not be happy to receive the filial piety. Of course, they will not throw the money back into the world."

"People from the underworld get it, even if it is an offering, they have completely cut off contact with the life-buying money."

He then nodded to Zhang Xiaoming and said, "Teacher Xiao Ming has to be troubled."

Zhang Xiaoming said, "It's okay."

In Zhang Blind's eyes, everyone was playing charades, and he seemed like a little mentally retarded.

He tugged at Xiao Zhao's clothes and said, "Little Master, what are they talking about?"

Xiao Zhao: "I'm talking about helping you catch ghosts."

"The money is burned, and the new ghosts don't come, but the old ghosts haven't been sent away. Don't we have to clean them up?" Xiao Zhao said, "You have even recruited ghosts, so maybe there are other ghosts. Eldest brother and Xiao Ming The teacher will join hands to help you exorcise ghosts."

Teacher Xiao Ming, Blind Zhang muttered in his heart, wearing a suit and leather shoes, does it look like exorcising ghosts?

As for Teacher Xiao Ming, he was also a little flattered, he felt that he was a half-baked guy, how could He De help Daoist Liao, who was regarded as a master in his heart.But when he opened his mouth, it was his face to refuse. Of course, Teacher Xiao Ming would not do stupid things. A Taoist priest and a layman got together head to head to discuss big plans.

Xiao Zhao sighed quietly and said, "Eldest brother must be very happy."

Blind Zhang: "???"

Xiao Zhao: "He has reached the second highest level of star chasing." Not only became friends, but also cooperated together.

The highest state is to marry a star, his elder brother has the wrong gender, so he can't do it now.

Liao Guang: "Later, I will use the paulownia tree as a substitute to lure out the ghosts. Teacher Xiao Ming is ready to kill the attracted evil ghosts one by one... Oh, I won't overdo it."

Teacher Xiao Ming: Did you just say kill?

……

Liao Daochang's small baggage was like Doraemon's four-dimensional pocket. He dug out and took out a small piece of wood and a carving knife. Zhang Xiaoming saw it and realized that the paulownia double was carved on the spot.

Daoist made two gestures on the wood with a knife, then looked at the blind man's face, swished his hands, and within a few minutes, a lifelike face bloomed on the wooden face.Blind Zhang shivered after seeing it.

Blind Zhang: It’s so similar, it’s a little disgusting.

Xiao Zhao: "Substitution is an old method handed down from the Han Dynasty. It originated from the chaos of witchcraft. Its usage is relatively simple. Portraits and dolls can be used as substitutes. Dolls have the strongest substitute effect. .”

"Paulownia has a soft root and is easy to carve. There is a saying in the ancient "Shuowen Jiezi" that 'even people are also Tongren', so it is perfect for carving."

Zhang Xiaoming was shocked: "Have you read "Shuowen Jiezi"?" He didn't even read it!

Xiao Zhao: "I read it a little bit. Master said that we must be knowledgeable to be Taoists, and many Taoisms are related to miscellaneous studies. It's like a Kirito double who can carve. You have to learn a little bit of everything." He didn't forget to blow a Brother Bo's rainbow fart, "Senior brother is the most savvy, he knows everything, and he is good at learning everything."

Zhang Xiaoming looked at Liao Guang with adoring eyes: "Awesome!"

Xiao Zhao: After I go back, I have to ask the big brother to give me pocket money. I have been working hard to assist!

After wanting to play, he squatted down and licked two big oranges that started to sleep again after entering the house.

In fact, there was also a blind man who was listening to them. He was somewhat shocked. Hey, he is also half a Taoist priest. Is there such a difference between regular and informal ones?If he doesn't speak "Shuowen Jiezi", he hasn't completed the nine-year compulsory education.

While chatting, the face had already been sculpted, and Liao Guang didn't plan to continue sculpting the body. He waved to Zhang Blind and said, "Give me a drop of blood."

Blind Zhang suddenly became nervous: "Blood? Where is the blood?" Could it be the legendary blood?

"...Fingertip blood is enough."

……

Zhang Xiaoming's method of helping is very simple, that is to prepare scriptures and read scriptures outside.

It's true that he knows formations, but Liao Guang can also, and compared to Buddhists who are not professional in catching ghosts, many of their Taoist formations were born for ghosts, and they are experts.After Zhang Xiaoming thought about it, he found the correct location, grabbed a sofa cushion and sat down, and was ready to chant sutras.

"Wait." Daoist Liao stopped, and took out the wooden fish from the bag as if by magic.

Teacher Xiao Ming was startled: "The Taoist priest is well prepared!"

"It's okay, okay." Liao Daozhang said, "Master Huineng asked me to take it, saying that I would be prepared for it." The co-author was for Zhang Xiaoming.

It is impossible to start chanting scriptures right now. The scriptures spat out by Mr. Xiao Ming are extremely lethal, and the evil ghosts will die after listening to them, let alone approaching them, they will instinctively avoid them, so he sat in a small corner first, Take the wooden fish well and get ready to go. You can start chanting at any time.

Daoist Liao set up the formation, and a small wooden sculpture resembling a blind man was placed in the middle, chanting words, and the ghosts summoned them.

"Meow——" Daju finally stopped sleeping, and let out a threatening cry. The cat on the upper body hadn't exploded yet, but the hairs on the tail stood on end, turning into a fluffy stick.

Neither Zhang Blind nor Xiao Zhao had the power to see ghosts. They just felt that the light in the room dimmed by a degree, and a cold feeling shot up from the soles of their feet.

Xiao Zhao: "Aren't there too many ghosts here?"

It was impossible for the cold-faced elder brother to answer his question. Zhang Xiaoming was stunned for a while and said, "Indeed, there are quite a lot."

Ghosts, hanged ghosts, tomb ghosts, hungry ghosts... Some of them have appeared in Chinese ghost pictures, some belong to Buddhist 36 hungry ghosts, and some ghosts in red suit people's impression of fierce ghosts. For a time, Zhang The cramped room of the blind man is even more crowded, and there are so many ghosts that it is possible to open an exhibition hall of hundreds of ghosts.

Zhang Xiaoming was wondering if he should tell Xiao Zhao about the current situation, and let him hide outside with a big orange in his arms, when he saw Zhang Blind Man's trembling legs: "Ghost, are there really many ghosts?"

Zhang Xiaoming: Forget it or not.

Before recruiting ghosts, Xiao Zhao took a dozen ghost-suppressing talismans and put them in his pocket, while Zhang Blindman took out the talismans and wore a bunch of magic weapons all over his body. Large Christmas tree.

Daoist Liao saw that ghosts had already been summoned, and called out Zhang Xiaoming's name: "Teacher Xiao Ming."

"The Buddha and Bodhisattvas at the Shurangama Meeting in Nanwu, Miao Zhan always holds his dignity, and the first Shurangama Wang Shixi has..." Teacher Xiao Ming has a very good voice. When he was the most popular, some people came to make an album for him. After chanting the scriptures for a long time, the sound is tainted with a trace of smoke and fire, full of magnetism, and full of Zen.

The wooden fish under their hands made a crisp sound of "dong dong dong dong dong". Xiao Zhao and blind Zhang heard the sound of the scriptures and the sound of the wooden fish.

The scriptures recited through the wide and long tongue are full of karma, and the slightly weaker ghosts almost growl unwilling to ascend to heaven, and even let out a few howls when they turned into green smoke.But the remaining ghosts had already opened their wits, and immediately turned around, intending to kill Teacher Xiao Ming first.

"Shhh-"

The sharp bronze seven-star sword pierced the ghost's chest directly, causing chills to the heart.

Yin Qi leaked out from the ghost's body, and the other ghosts also felt provoked, each of them was filled with Yin Qi, and they were extremely angry. Finally, the brighter room was covered with dark clouds and snow, and it was extremely dark. The frightening thing is that the ghosts appeared in front of Xiao Zhao and others.

Xiao Zhao blinked: "Oh."

Blind Zhang: "..." Is it too late for me to faint now?

The two of them sat in the formation, surrounded by magical artifacts in order, as if they had been cast with the confusion spell in Harry Potter, and ghosts could not easily find them. Zhang Xiazi was afraid at first, and then he saw that Liao Guang and Zhang Xiaoming were fighting for him. A house full of demons and goblins were fighting and fidgeting.

Xiao Zhao saw his thoughts and said directly: "You sit down at ease first, even if you get up, it will cause trouble."

Blind Zhang: "But..."

It was too late, but when the two were talking, a ghost in red flicked his hair and stabbed at Zhang Xiaoming's back. The hair seemed to have displayed some magical power, and it glowed with the unique light of metal from a distance.

"Be careful--"

Before he finished speaking, he saw Zhang Xiaoming stand up neatly, and his extremely sharp hair gradually softened in front of him. He stretched out his hand, grabbed the top half of the ghost's hair, and pulled it towards him.

In a second, he changed from a weak and helpless little girl to a campus bully who pulled the ponytails of female classmates and bullied others.

The bully showed his white teeth and said, "Don't you know that with such long hair, it's easy to be pulled into a pigtail by the male students at the back table?"