hunt game

Chapter 72

Vodka straightened his overworked back, touched the sweat left on his forehead, and felt deeply moved.

Kurosawa Detective Agency finally opened on a sunny day after experiencing a series of twists and turns.

And the reason why his most beloved sister-in-law had to go through thousands of mountains and rivers to set up her own private detective agency was ultimately because of the eldest brother's number one hobby - not allowing others to touch anything that belongs to him.

According to his understanding of the eldest brother, there are only five things that meet the definition of the eldest brother's personal belongings, namely guns, cigarettes, classic cars, stupid dogs, and sister-in-law.My sister-in-law had discussed with her elder brother countless times because of this ranking, and she believed that she could at least be more important than "sister-in-law". However, from their fierce quarrel at the beginning to the routine bed shaking exercise afterwards, this ranking still did not change at all.

Whenever this time, Vodka feels that the sister-in-law is really hard. Even if the "iron pestle" is ground into a needle, the eldest brother will not change his mind for anyone. , that's also the eldest brother's own business.

Ahem, let's go too far, and the topic turns back to the big brother and his father-in-law Yusaku Kudo competing for the right to invest and name the detective agency.Although he is dull and stupid, he still feels the strong smell of gunpowder between the elder brother and Yusaku Kudo.

Ever since my sister-in-law announced at her university graduation ceremony that she was going to set up a private detective agency, Kudo Yusaku has come to sit at his elder brother's house from time to time, and he despises all kinds of names given by his elder brother. Elegant, full of underworld atmosphere and so on, insisting on the name of Kudo Private Detective Agency.

Of course, the eldest brother is not a fuel-efficient lamp. A cold face can solve all the problems. No matter how much Yusaku Ren Kudo tossed about, he would not respond. Then, on a dark and windy night, he fixed up his sister-in-law. Only then can he stand up and become the master, and the name of the private detective agency is named Kurosawa, one of the pseudonyms of the elder brother.

In view of all the previous hardships, the eldest brother immediately asked him to contact a partner of the organization in the Japanese government on the second day after he settled the sister-in-law, opened a green channel, and obtained the company's business license within a day.Afterwards, the eldest brother and father-in-law were very dissatisfied, and he became more and more desperate on the road of site selection and decoration. He dismantled and reassembled, reassembled and dismantled, and spent more than 300 million yuan for a small 3000-square-meter house...

So Kurosawa Private Detective Agency was able to open smoothly, and Vodka couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief. This malicious world finally revealed a little light.

"Wow..." The stupid dog wagged its tail, put its head on Vodka's lap, and looked up at the sky at a 45-degree angle with Vodka and sighed.

Vodka was so moved that he almost wanted to cry. "Sister-in-law" and him are brothers and sisters, because he often handed out the little chrysanthemum when he saw a male dog. one.

"Vodka, you are so cute, you came to welcome us." Vermouth's voice woke Vodka up, and Vodka looked up, a red Porsche sports car stopped in front of the detective office, and two women in long black dresses walked away arm in arm When he got down, the serious-looking man in the driver's seat was Yusaku Kudo.

"Good morning, brother-in-law, mother-in-law." Vodka bowed respectfully at ninety degrees, and shouted loudly.

"Vodka, thank you very much, help us carry it upstairs." Yukiko Kudo handed the black bag to Vodka unceremoniously, and walked upstairs empty-handed.

Vodka only dared to hehe after the two women left. With the development of the abnormal relationship between the elder brother and the elder sister-in-law (in his mind, how can a man and a man love each other), the strategic friendship between Vermouth and the elder brother's mother-in-law has grown exponentially Growth, in the words of the elder brother and mother-in-law, is as if they have known each other for decades.So now the two women go shopping and eating together, collect protection fees and rent at the places under the organization, pretend to be disguised and deceive countless people, and even go to buy weapons and gunfire with the arms tycoon. The eldest brother and father-in-law have been completely reduced to drivers, bodyguards, and think tanks. figure.

This time, without looking at the sky at a 45-degree angle, Vodka dared to swear with his own chrysanthemum that the things in the black bag were definitely weapon explosives.

Vodka helped Yusaku Kudo park the car at the designated location, and then climbed back to the detective agency with a bag of unstable factors on his back. At that time, the two women had already set up the mahjong table deftly.

"Xiaoxin, come and see mom's new gun." Kudo Yukiko cheerfully beckoned her sister-in-law to come over for her new trophy.

Three black lines slid down from his forehead, Vodka carefully put the bag on the table, and retreated behind his elder brother keeping a distance.

"M10 sniper rifles, DSR-1 sniper rifles, T5000 sniper rifles...Mom, my skill in buying guns is almost as good as buying clothes." Yukiko Kudo proudly showed off her achievements. I don't think this is a criminal act.

The sister-in-law stood there blankly looking at Yukiko Kudo, maybe the sister-in-law and his thoughts were the same at this moment, this is not a commendable progress, Vermouth has led the eldest brother and mother-in-law to death...

Well, no, it comes down to one of Big Brother's most dangerous and contagious penchant for hiding weapons within arm's reach.

Let’s not talk about how many times my sister-in-law accidentally fell to the bottom of the bed during the shaking of the bed and found a C-4 bomb. Every time he broke into the brother’s room, he always carefully checked whether there was an infrared sensor on the door|gun, the floor Is there a shock bomb on the Internet, is the eldest brother aiming a gun at himself, etc., as the [-]nd little follower of the eldest brother, I live in fear every day!

It seems to have gone a long way again. Back to the matter of buying weapons for the elder brother and mother-in-law, he always thought that the elder brother almost made no mistakes and was the most perfect person in the world. Make the biggest mistake of your life.

Vodka watched Vermouth and Yukiko Kudo showing off C-4 bombs and grenades, and the fear in his heart kept stuck in his throat.

"Ah, Officer Takagi, are you okay?" From the stairs outside the detective office came the sound of something rolling down the stairs, and the barking of a stupid dog.

Before Vodka could react, he saw Vermouth and his eldest brother and mother-in-law quickly hiding the weapons on the mahjong table, but... Vermouth hid the guns in various potted plants, curtains, and cabinets, and the eldest brother and mother-in-law threw the handles for everyone| gun, and then hid the explosives under the leather sofa where the eldest brother usually sat, and all his hidden snacks were swept out.

"Hey, Vodka, so you're hiding here." Vermouth picked up a package of biscuit snacks with a Garfield cat on the outside, and tore open the package with a snap.

Vodka suddenly felt his heart was bleeding, maybe he didn't know that his elder brother's father-in-law never had private money, and he could only blame his elder brother's mother-in-law for being too powerful.

"Mom, the one in your hand..." The sister-in-law showed his standard eye-rolling expression to show her deep contempt for her mother.

"Ah, and this..." Yukiko Kudo realized that she was still holding a grenade in her hand. Hearing the sound of footsteps getting closer and closer to the stairs, she waved her hand back and threw the grenade out of the window bluntly. .

"..." Vodka was dumbfounded, even if he didn't pull out the lead wire, the eldest brother and mother-in-law would not be afraid of hurting the flowers and plants on the road if he threw it directly.

"Mom!" The sister-in-law ran to the window in horror to look down, and he followed, and then saw the stupid dog rushing towards the grenade at a speed of [-] meters...

Vodka jumped down from the balcony on the second floor with both hands and feet. With his huge body and strong resentment aura, he successfully attracted the attention of "Sister-in-law", so the stupid dog didn't attack the grenade like a dog eating shit.

"Hey." Vodka took back the dangerous items without complaint, and placed the stupid dog who looked after the door. When he returned to the detective agency again, the crisp sound of mahjong collisions could be heard endlessly.

Recently, under the leadership of Big Brother, Chinese mahjong has become the most popular recreational activity in the black organization. The reason is ultimately because of Big Brother's third hobby-absolutely not allowing himself to lose to anyone.

The aftermath of the two women's joint shopping is that the chances of the elder brother meeting his father-in-law have also greatly increased. After the elder sister-in-law was dragged into a fight by the two women, the two could not face each other without talking alone, so they could only play mahjong.As he said before, the eldest brother is a perfect person, so even if he is playing mahjong, the eldest brother often crushes the elder brother's father-in-law, and the elder brother's father-in-law is not willing to admit defeat. The two fight until late at night, causing the elder sister-in-law to stay alone in the boudoir. , and in order to make up a table for four, the boys in black organized to work in shifts, this activity flourished.

At this time, the four people sitting on the mahjong table are the sister-in-law's friend Police Officer Takagi, Police Officer Megure, the eldest brother's father-in-law and the eldest brother.

Police officer Sato who came to celebrate the opening of the sister-in-law's private detective agency was dragged into the reception room by the elder brother and mother-in-law, and the three women officially started chatting on twitter.

It seems that something is missing... Vodka saw his sister-in-law making tea alone in the tea room in a blink of an eye, and immediately ran over like a dog, snatching the work from the sister-in-law.

"Sister-in-law, you are tired, just leave the small work of pouring tea to me." Vodka said with a nod and bowed his head, thinking happily in his heart that he would definitely be crowned the best younger brother in the organization this month. Location.

"Vodka, I've already brewed it." The sister-in-law's words broke his fantasy away, and Vodka could only help the sister-in-law bring the tea with a frustrated face.

"Excuse me for interrupting, is Shinichi here?" The door of the detective agency was knocked again, and then a woman pushed open the door and looked inside.

"Xiao Lan, you are here." The sister-in-law immediately stepped forward to hug Mao Lilan, Vodka was shocked, and watched as the elder brother slapped the table with a palm, and the lower part of one of the corners of the table was actually broken .

The people in the room were completely frightened by the blow, and they probably wondered whether the elder brother had practiced ancient Chinese internal skills or something.

The eldest brother's mother-in-law was the first to react, but her attention was always so strange.

She turned around and searched behind the potted plants, and took out a rectangular thing wrapped in white paper and put it under the shorter table leg. The height was neither high nor low, just enough to maintain the balance of the table.

"Sister-in-law, mother-in-law, isn't that..." Vodka couldn't continue. The "brick" seemed to be a C-4 bomb that my brother-in-law purchased last month. Although there was no detonator inserted to detonate the bomb, it was used to pad the table... …

This was definitely the second biggest mistake the elder brother made in his life, he shouldn't have smashed the legs of the table out of jealousy.

Vodka glanced at his sister-in-law. Fortunately, in order to appease the anger of the elder brother, the sister-in-law was reaching out to give the elder brother some benefits under the table, otherwise it would definitely be a disaster for the elder sister-in-law to see.

Police officer Takagi saw Mao Lilan's father, Mori Kogoro, and offered to give up the position of the mahjong table, and Xiaolan joined the women's topic circle.

The years are quiet and the world is stable. It is a good time to make a cup of warm tea, lie down and sleep comfortably.

It's a pity that the eldest brother's most annoying hobby has flared up again at this time. The eldest brother glanced at the red dot that disappeared on Officer Mu's chest, and motioned him to solve the trouble.

Ah, with a beautiful woman in his arms and a boundless love affair, my eldest brother hates him the most for letting him be a single dog for ten thousand years to solve troubles.

Chianti came down from the top of the building with a sniper|gun in his hand, and complained, "Shh, what the hell is Gin thinking, with a bunch of scum."

Vodka froze for a moment, and then said sweating profusely: "Chianti, this channel is being monitored."

"..." Chianti walked away with a sniper gun on his back. Korn, who had just disposed of the corpse, met this situation and followed Chianti silently.

It seems that there is one more person who is about to be killed by the suspicious and cautious temperament of the elder brother. Vodka touched his heart and felt that he was not killed by the hobby of the elder brother.

What? ! Who said that hobbies are often used in a derogatory sense?He swears to God that he never meant to blaspheme his elder brother at all, he was just telling the truth, any resemblance is purely a spoof.