How to Build a Haunted House

Chapter 36

Chu Ci thanked Miss Ghost for her kindness.

"Let me write the speech myself."

"Come on!" The female ghost lady named Zheng Lian patted him on the shoulder and encouraged him.

The cold wind swept past him, Zheng Lian held the Yin Qi crystal sent by Chu Ci, and hesitated: "I want to go to the police station to see."

Although the murder case by taxi taxi has been solved, Zheng Lian's family members have not yet arrived at the police station, and she has been restless from last night to today.

"Fortunately, my parents went early... Yesterday the police seemed to be notifying my uncle, aunt and younger brother. I don't know how sad they were when they received the news, especially my younger brother, who is only a sophomore in high school..."

Chu Ci felt the same way, he comforted the little sister: "Didn't we write all your bank card account numbers and passwords on a piece of paper and put them in your wallet? The police will give them to your brother."

Zheng Lian calculated: "There is still a little more than 4 in it. Two years of high school is enough. I don't know if it is enough for university tuition and living expenses..."

Chu Ci: "College tuition is very expensive now, 1 a year. I went to Lin County to work as a small worker for a month in the summer vacation of my third year of high school and only earned [-] yuan. I still did the work of three people alone!"

One person and one ghost looked at each other.

"Oh, life is not easy for people (ghosts)..."

"It's better to open the haunted house early!"

"When the time comes, I will get you a commission from the tourists' ticket income, and you can pretend to be a caring person to subsidize your brother's tuition!"

"Boss!" Zheng Lian burst into tears of gratitude, "You are such a good person! I will do my best for you until I die!"

Chu Ci: "...after death?"

"Ahem," Zheng Lian finally realized that she was dead, and she immediately changed her words: "It's heartbreaking!"

As she spoke, the female ghost stretched out her hand to grab her hair, and shook her head vigorously. It seemed that she wanted to make up for it and perform a live version for Chu Ci.

Chu Ci: "!!!"

"You stop!!!"

·

Since the sun was too strong at two or three o'clock in the afternoon, after Chu Ci had a phone call with the policeman in charge of the Dudu case, he suggested that Zheng Lian should go to the police station to stay in the evening.

"Officer Liu said that he has already communicated with your family, and their train arrived in Chuhua City at 6:10 p.m.."

"He also said that although his uncle, aunt and brother were very sad, they were very strong people. After hearing that the murderer had been arrested, they have been trying to communicate with the police and lawyers, demanding a heavy sentence for the murderer, and rejecting all financial offers from the other party. compensation."

"Although it is a bit indifferent to say this, you should believe that the living will one day come out of this dark period, just like yourself."

Zheng Lian suddenly squatted down under the shade of a tree and hugged herself.

She was wearing the short blue skirt she wore on the day of the death, with a sad expression on her face, but also a hint of relief.

"I understand, Boss," Zheng Lian said, "Human beings and ghosts have different paths. Uncle, aunt and brother still have such a long time to come, and no matter how deep the wound is, they will heal slowly. They will have their own lives, but without my participation." .”

Ghosts don't have tears, the deep sadness makes Yin Qi turn into small black water droplets in her eyes, flowing down her cheeks.

...then Chu Ci reached out and wiped it away.

"Don't cry, tears will spend your mascara, eyeliner, eye shadow and liquid foundation." Chu Ci said softly, "Once you spend it, I can guarantee that you won't be able to buy a second set in a short time."

Zheng Lian hiccupped in fright, and forced to hold back the remaining tears.

Chu Ci nodded in satisfaction, and hinted frantically: "Also, who said you have nothing? You still have a job, overtime and a socialist haunted house!"

Zheng Lian: "..."

She wiped away her tears and stood up: "Boss, you are really good at comforting people."

Chu Ci accepted the new employee's praise without shyness: "Of course, I have always been a good boss who cares about the mental health of employees!"

Speaking of this...

Seeing this, Zheng Lian boldly said: "Actually, the sudden death has caused me a lot of psychological damage. If you really want to heal my soul, boss, can you agree to a small request? "

Chu Ci: "Say."

The female ghost's eyes shone with the light of pursuing beautiful things: "Actually, I am a beauty controler, but unfortunately I never found a boyfriend before I died...Boss, you look better than my three walls stacked together. You're cute, and you can make girls happy, can I hold you and sleep all night?"

She raised her hands: "Only sleep, nothing else, I will take my own people... No, Guige promises!"

Chu Ci: "..."

Brother Tianqing's calm face appeared in his mind for a moment.

The imaginary brother Tianqing held the Longevity Card, staring at him coldly with glazed eyes, and asked, "Who do you want to sleep with?"

...I just want to sleep with you.

"Bah bah bah!"

Chu Ci suddenly blushed, and Zheng Lian saw that her boss, who was cute, upright, and super good at making girls happy, fanned her heartbrokenly with her hand, poohing herself: "It's too filthy! Don't let wild thoughts! "

How could he tarnish elder brother Tianqing who was like a flower of Gaoling?

He said to Zheng Lian: "I refuse."

"why?"

"Your boss is a man with a family, he's not selling himself as a performer!"

"..."

……

During the military training in the afternoon, Zheng Lian and Chu Ci muttered about the whole time they stood in the military posture——

"It's so good this year, why does the cabbage have an owner?"

Her mournful aura shrouded Chu Ci's surroundings, with a hint of yin, chilly, so that the students who were about to die in the sun, including the instructor, couldn't help but move closer to Chu Ci's side.

"What's the matter with you, Xiao Si? Have you secretly brought an ice pack?" The four seats closest to Chu Ci were very sought-after, and Sun Chao and Qian Yu, who were in the same dormitory, snatched two.

Both Sun Chao and Qian Yu are not gossip-loving characters, and they obviously don't know about some gossip circulating on campus.

"No." Chu Ci was about to explain from a scientific point of view, when he looked up, he saw Instructor Song, who had communicated with the counselor, walking over with an "I understand".

"Instructor, now is the rest time." Sun Chao and Qian Yu explained.

"It's none of your business, continue to rest." Instructor Song replied.

He walked back and forth beside Chu Ci, enjoying the natural ghost body air conditioner for a while, and then walked back with his hands behind his back: "Stand at attention! Take a break! Now I will change the formation!"

In the eager eyes of the students and Chu Ci's team, he announced: "Chu Ci stands at the front, and join me as a demonstration for everyone!"

"..."

If eyes could kill, Instructor Song would have already been hacked to pieces by his classmates from the Quanlian Department of Economics and Management.

Zheng Lianpiao, the source of air-conditioning, was next to Chu Ci, and his soul body overlapped with Song's instructor, providing him with a cool feeling.

She said: "Boss, you are quite popular. This instructor seems to like you very much."

Chu Ci: "He wants to discuss "Nine Cauldron Jue" with me."

Zheng Lian: "Nine Cauldrons Jue?"

Chu Ci: "Yes, now you inject a trace of Yin Qi into his body."

Zheng Lian did so.

Instructor Song is strong and strong, with only a trace of yin energy, which was quickly dissolved by the yang energy in his body.

He glanced at the classmate standing below in a military posture, and whispered to Chu Ci: "Brother Chu, I just felt a coolness along the Shaoyang meridian of the hand and went straight to the Tianjiao acupoint, was it affected by your exhalation of true energy just now?" , Have you cultivated a sense of aura?"

Chu Ci: "..."

Zheng Lian: "..."

Chu Ci: "Look."

·

At dinner time, he rejected Instructor Song's good wish to continue discussing his true energy, Chu Ci sent Zheng Lian away, made an appointment with her to meet her at No. 488, and then he walked back to the cafeteria alone.

It was a little late, and there were not many people cooking, but the auntie in the canteen saw Chu Ci coming, and greeted him: "Xiao Chu, come here, the egg custard is freshly made by the back kitchen!"

Chu Ci was holding the dinner plate, seeing his aunt making two big spoonfuls of minced meat and egg custard for him without shaking the spoon, and then chatting: "Oh, I don't know what's going on, there were few eggs in the chicken coop this morning. I got seventeen or eight chickens, and usually I can find thirty or forty chickens, but today only less than half of them, there are still a few chickens that haven't laid eggs from yesterday to today, and their spirits are not good, they look slumped, I don't know Are you sick?"

"Didn't lay any eggs?" Chu Ci remembered the Duoduo egg laying amulet that he had hung at the door of the chicken coop at that time, and thought it shouldn't be, so he asked the aunt in the cafeteria, "Can I go and see with you later?"

"Okay, why not." The aunt smiled and stuffed him with a tea egg: "Our logistics department said that there is a handsome freshman who is especially liked by the mascot of our logistics department. Every time he goes to the chicken coop On the other hand, the roosters will stop fighting when they see him, and the hens will lay several more eggs the next day after seeing him.”

Chu Ci: "... I'm overwhelmed."

He felt that there was something wrong with the people in the back office, he was too Jack Su, and he was a bit like the Helen of Chicken Baosi, Chicken Daji, and Chicken Troy.

……

After eating, Chuci greeted the auntie in the cafeteria and walked to the staff living area with her.

"Clah la la", the aunt unlocked the big iron gate with the key on her belt, and pointed to the chicken coop, "That's it. The hens on the right are the ones that are most affected."

Looking at the weak chickens lying on the straw, it made my aunt feel bad.

Chu Ci: "..."

He had an inexplicable premonition from the moment he walked into the yard. The moment he saw the chicken coop, Chu Ci said, "I understand."

"Understand what?"

"It's nothing." Turning his head, Chu Ci smiled at his aunt: "You go to your own affairs first, and I will stay with the mascot of our logistics department for a while."

"Alright." It was not the first time for Chu Ci to help feed the chickens in the logistics department. The aunt was very relieved of him. She pointed to the location of the chicken feed, and then went back to the kitchen in the cafeteria to serve the dishes.

"Da da."

Footsteps stepped on the ground next to the chicken coop, making a crisp sound.

Chu Ci walked to the second chicken coop on the right, bent his fingers, and knocked on the top of the wooden box.

"Tuk Tuk."

"Come out."

The nest was quiet, except for the weak "clacking" of the hen, there was no movement.

"Not coming out yet?"

Chu Ci comforted the hen, took it out of the nest by pinching its wings, confiscated one of the fluttering wings, and slapped the safety charm hanging on the top of a row of chicken nests, flipping it over on the ground.

It's too late, it's too soon.

With a sound of "swish", a khaki whirlwind burst out from the chicken coop, and fled desperately to the outside of the small courtyard like a tornado, rolling up chicken feed all over the place.

"Cuckoo!"

"Oh oh oh!"

"Cuckoo cuckoo!"

The attackers, hens, and chicks in the yard felt the breath from the top of the food chain, trembling with fright, blowing up their feathers and running around on the ground.

Chu Ci: "..."

"Can you run away?" He quickly caught the safety talisman that fell on the ground, and threw it viciously at the center of the yellow whirlwind.

"Crack!" a scream.

Chu Ci's time practicing javelin throwing was not in vain, and the amulet quickly and accurately hit Huang San'er's head, which was swept in the middle by the evil wind.

A silver-white streamer suddenly flashed across the four characters "All Evils and Eliminate Changes" in the center of the talisman, burning Huang San'er's evil spirit, and even directly hurt his soul through the remaining evil spirit.

With a "click", it lay on its back, revealing its most fragile belly.

Chu Ci walked over, pulled it out of the chicken coop under Huang San'er's mournful eyes, and put it in his arms: "Tell me, why did you come here? And you made all the hens in the school not lay eggs? "

"Grandpa Huang..."

"Ok?"

"Okay," Huang San'er is a very sensible weasel, he will be cowardly if he should, he shakes his semicircular ears, makes a cute "click", and then looks pitifully under Chu Ci's indifferent eyes Said: "Isn't it because of the safety talisman you hung at the door of the chicken coop, big brother?"

"It's too powerful! It's too powerful! It's designed to defeat our disabled monster!"

If its body is still there and its soul is intact, escaping from under the Duoduo egg talisman is just a matter of spending a little more monster energy, but Huang San'er didn't expect that he would be so unlucky, so he finally played with the golden cicada to escape its shell and directly escaped to the They went to their home court.

"I've been miserable for the past two days. I didn't eat or drink. I was squeezed together with a hen every day, and my mouth was full of chicken feathers. It almost sat on my ass and turned into a weasel cake..."

"Don't make yourself so pitiful." Huang San'er, a big monster who has cultivated human form for a long time, insists on describing herself as a seriously ill patient who has been abused and can be rescued in the ICU in minutes.

Chu Ci was not confused by it, he cried at Huang San'er, "Thanks to the boss for rescuing me from the chicken coop, Huang San'er is so grateful, I can only promise him with my body, let's go..." When he was about to shake, he grabbed the disheveled tail, quickly pushed Huang San'er into the chicken coop, and closed the small wooden door.

With a "puff", the khaki-colored smoke floated out from the gap in the wooden door.

Chu Ci covered his nose, moved his face to one side, and pulled out a weasel that had been dazed by himself from the chicken coop.

Huang San'er was merciless just now in order to escape for his life, his eyes turned into mosquito coils.

Chu Ci: "Want to go outside to get some fresh air?"

Weasel nodded sharply.

"Very well, let me tell you something and you answer it."

Keep nodding.

"You buried your body under a chicken coop? Which chicken coop?"

The weasel's nodding motion faltered, its neck stuck.

Seeing this, Chu Ci made a gesture to put it back into the chicken coop again, and then hung the peace talisman on it.

"No, don't, don't, don't!" Huang San'er begged for mercy, pointing to the side with the tip of his tail hastily.

"..."

After a while, Chu Ci found a shovel from the wall that the aunts used to shovel chicken manure. While muttering about the loss, he dug more than ten centimeters under the chicken trough.

He took out a plastic box containing the weasel's body, wiped it with a cloth covering the chicken shed, and re-buried the soil under the chicken trough.

"Fortunately, you can figure it out..."

"Isn't this the first to get the chicken near the water?" Huang San'er was not ashamed, but proud.

Its soul lay down in the box, triumphantly: "Weasel steals chickens, resourceful!"

"Shut up, you." Chu Ci stuck the safety talisman on the box.

Huang San'er was laughing "Ka Ka Ka Ka" with her tail cocked, when suddenly her voice changed: "Ka...chuck?!"

The tip of its tail was stiff, and its two mung bean-sized eyes scanned the surroundings. Seeing that Chu Ci and the thirty or forty chickens around him had a panoramic view of the scene where he learned to crow, he said angrily, "I am mentally polluted." Already! Cluck!"

·

"That's how it is."

Chu Ci sat on the sofa with Shen Yan and Uncle Huang, in front of him was a box containing Huang San'er, which was located in the apartment that Mr. Yang gave to Mr. Shen.

Because it was difficult to explain back to the dormitory with a weasel, Chu Ci simply put the plastic box in his schoolbag and took a taxi to Shen Yan's place.

Of course, due to the psychological shadow left by yesterday, he didn't take any tuk-tuk express this time.

Uncle Huang glanced at his great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandnephew bitterly, knocked on the plastic box containing Huang San'er, and kept his promise: "I'll call the Yang family."

The box was painted with mute symbols by Chu Ci, and Huang San'er bowed pitifully inside to Grandpa Zeng Zeng Zeng Zeng Zeng, meaning no.

"How can you not keep your promise as a weasel?" Uncle Huang showed a righteous expression on his honest and simple face: "Who told you to touch the face of other people's grandson?"

Huang San'er was even more anxious, and he gestured desperately. After a while, his two paws faced each other and made an OK gesture, which represented double eyelids and big eyes, which were good-looking; ,Fashion!

Uncle Huang: "..."

He dialed the phone and said angrily: "I shouldn't have let you go to the remote seven-day fast-track plastic surgery class opened by Bangguo. He should have been wanted long ago, bah!"

Uncle Huang not only looked down on these foreign wolves, but also poked Huang San'er's tail and taught him: "Look at what they have brought to your own aesthetics? An awl face! European-style big double eyelids! High nose bridge What a Chinese man, he looks like a vixen!"

"You can't say that," Chu Ci protested, "My Aunt Hu is still very pretty."

Although the chin is a bit pointed, but Danfeng eyes willow leaf eyebrows, lips are not pouty but vermilion, generally speaking, she is a very charming oriental beauty.

Uncle Huang: "Sorry."

Then he continued to slam Zeng-great-great-great-nephew: "Look! You have the nerve to look at it! It's all your fault for letting me speak out and accidentally hurt the friendly army!"

Huang San'er: "..."

Under the threat of great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandfather, he pretended to be a weasel scarf resigned to his fate.

·

Even so, the weasel scarf was frightened by his great-great-great-great-great-great-uncle. He heard his great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grand-Grand-Grand-Grand-Grand-Grand-Grand-Grand-Grand-Grand-Ge Zeng-Ge previously Sbe, Shh-Zeng,, but, Sing,) beforebe) ) ) ) , but say to the other side of the phone), "I'll leave this great-nephew to you ], want to stew in clear stew, want water) Boil it in water, and if you want to braise it in soy sauce, I will prepare the star anise pepper and cinnamon bark and send it to you later."

It bowed frantically: "No!!!!!!"

Unable to hear the reply on the other side of the phone, Uncle Huang hung up the phone and silently looked at the great-great-great-great-great-great-nephew.

Huang San'er hugged her paw, trembling.

Uncle Huang sighed, "Oh."

Huang San'er: "???"

Could it be that stewed braised in soy sauce can't satisfy the appetite of human beings, and they want to make themselves cured weasels, pickled weasels, fried weasels with five kernel mooncakes?

Huang San'er secretly made up his mind that if it was the last case, he would rather die than surrender, even if he died, he would not die with Wuren Mooncake!

Finally, Uncle Huang spoke.

He glanced at the great-great-great-great-great-great-nephew indifferently, and said, "You're lucky."

"???" Huang San'er frantically drew question marks with his paws.

"I consulted the chef and said that the weasel meat was too coquettish, fishy, ​​and firewood. For my sake, I said no to stewing it, and let me discipline it myself."

Huang San'er breathed a sigh of relief, tears welling up in his eyes.

Then he heard Chu Ci whispering to Shen Yan: "Actually, I'm quite interested in fried weasels with five kernel mooncakes."

Huang San'er: "!!!"

Interested in such a dark dish? !Are you a devil? ? ?

He looked at Grandpa Zeng Zeng Zeng Zeng Zeng, and found that he seemed to have pulled out his mobile phone and was about to buy five-nut mooncakes. He didn't know where the power came from, and he broke through the plastic box and lay down on the coffee table with a "plop": " Don't don't don't don't stew! Don't you wonder why I got together with that idiot Yang Mingjian? Ask me! I'll say anything!"