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Xiao Mo, who still didn't see Mr. Xia, walked back about ten meters along the original road, and finally found Mr. Xia with a calm face under the translucent weeds and soil.
"What's going on?" Xiao Mo squatted down curiously, trying to touch the abnormal land data, "Is this the pit you mentioned?"
"Yeah, you squatted down firmly, don't save others, save yourself," Mr. Xia held Xiao Mo's right hand that had penetrated the data, and then gave his hand a hard push, and kicked the pit wall with his feet left and right He escaped from the bug smoothly, "But I'm lucky, this is only an intermediate pit."
Xiao Mo looked at Mr. Xia in surprise: "The pits are still divided into levels?"
"This is what Xiao Xingxing and I came up with. The other testers probably don't have as much time as us," Mr. Xia said while calling out the control panel to submit a bug report. "Low-level pits can be escaped by oneself For the intermediate level, you can’t get out by yourself, but you can get out with help; for the advanced level, you can only get in but not out.”
"What should I do if I can only get in and out?"
"To kill yourself, you can ask friends or passersby to help you kill you, but there is a prerequisite for this method that you are not within the scope of novice protection, that is to say, your level has exceeded the level where PK is unconditionally protected. If you don't When people are around, just pull monsters and let them kill you, provided that there are monsters within your range, which is also the advantage of choosing a long-range career.”
"There is also a premise?" Xiao Mo frowned, "If you can't beat the monster or there is no monster..."
"Go offline," Mr. Xia shrugged, with a very helpless expression, "Submit the bug report, write down the specific coordinates, and wait for the technical department to fix the bug or file it back for you directly."
"I still don't understand..." Xiao Mo stared at Mr. Xia seriously for a while, and then continued: "Why can you be a game tester with no technology at all? In my understanding, the game The tester also has to do the work of modifying the data, and what is even more puzzling is that your experience is very rich..."
"What's so incomprehensible about being rich in experience?"
"A lot of experience means a lot of work, and you don't have the skills, why are you given so many job opportunities?"
Mr. Xia carefully recalled his work history, and found that apart from entering the industry early, he really didn't seem to have any special advantages: "I don't know either."
"What did you say that made the game company make an exception to recruit you?"
Mr. Xia replied without hesitation: "I'm free."
"..."
Xiao Mo stared at Mr. Xia intently, as if waiting for his next words.
Can……
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"……just this?"
Mr. Xia thought about it seriously and said, "I'm cheap."
"I am deeply worried about the IQ of the interviewer who admitted you."
Mr. Xia stood up, patted the dust off his body, and kicked Xiao Mo into the bug with a smile.
"I don't want to be told that by a mentally handicapped person who can't even use a bow and arrow. I believe all interviewers will support me in doing so."
"You..." Xiao Mo, who hit the back of his head against the wall of the pit, took some time to digest the situation, "How dare you treat me like this? Do you know who I am?"
Mr. Xia looked happily at the furious Xiao Mo: "I don't know."
"I'm Wilmot☆Nescari!" Xiao Mo waited for Mr. Xia viciously.
"so?"
"I am your boss! I am Changyou's CEO!"
"Oh——" Mr. Xia deliberately pulled the long tone and sat on the edge of the pit, "So you are the CEO, no wonder there is a strong aura of local tyrants in your speech."
"Get me up there and apologize!"
Mr. Xia still smiled and said, "Yes, if you first apologize to me and the interviewer who admitted me."
Xiao Mo was so angry that blue veins burst out on his forehead: "I want to fire you!"
Mr. Xia put his hands together as if he didn't care: "Okay, I don't expect salary, but you guys have to settle the commission of the two bugs I found. It's 100 yuan for half a day, which is considered a high hourly salary for me. Temporary workers."
"you……"
"What's wrong with me? I admit that I have no skills. If you have skills, you can patch the loopholes and climb out by yourself."
Xiao Mo stared at Mr. Xia aggrievedly.
"Can't you come out?"
Xiao Mo turned his face away.
"I guessed right?" Xia looked down at Xiao Mo triumphantly, "Don't you know that you should think about yourself before talking about others? You are not much better than me."
"This is what the technical department should do!" Xiao Mo gritted his teeth and replied.
"Oh, I almost forgot that you are the CEO of Changyou, you don't need to do this kind of mental work," Mr. Xia teased Xiao Mo, "But this is a good excuse, it's just a leak of domineering, there is a chance I have to say it once, because I used to be your employee, don't charge me copyright fees, okay dear?"
Xiao Mo took a heavy and deep breath with suppressed tremors.
Mr. Xia laughed a few times: "Okay, I won't bully you anymore, do you want to come up?"
Xiao Mo stretched out his hand when he heard the words: "I will not change my decision to fire you."
"I'm mentally prepared," Mr. Xia blinked, "Come on, please, I'll pull you up if you say something nice."
"you……"
Boss Xia innocently opened his eyes wide: "I don't care if you fire me, you have to have an attitude when you ask for help, right?"
"dream!"
President Xia stood up regretfully: "I think you will change your mind, I will fight monsters and wait for you."
Xiao Mo felt that he saw hope: "Is there something strange?"
"Yes..." Boss Xia paused for a moment before asking, "Are you planning to pull monsters?"
Xiao Mo didn't bother to answer Mr. Xia's idiot question, so he took the bow and arrow from his back and planned to implement his own self-rescue plan.
"Well...it's good to have ambition, but I still want to ask you a question..." Mr. Xia looked at Xiao Mo with a half-smile, "Do you know how to lock monsters?"
If he remembered correctly, when he was fighting the dryad at the entrance of the village, Xiao Mo stepped forward and hit the dryad with a bow before locking onto the monster...
Xiao Mo was taken aback.
In the next second, Mr. Xia laughed mercilessly—it seems that he really doesn't know how to lock monsters from a long distance...
Xiao Mo threw the bow and arrow angrily and quit the game.
After walking out of the game cabin, the first thing Wilmot did, suffocated, was to kick his sandalwood desk.After sitting on the soft leather sofa, Wilmot pulled his tie, picked up the phone and dialed an internal number.
"Let the head of HR come to my office immediately!"
With a beer belly like a seven-month pregnancy, the head of the personnel department who rushed all the way to Wilmot's office never dreamed that he, who kept his duty and devoted himself to his duties, would have a day when his boss missed him.
Glancing secretly at Wilmot with a gloomy face, he lowered his head and wiped his own sweat. Pictures kept flashing through his mind like a revolving lantern, but he still couldn't remember when he had offended this person. A new young boss.
"You interview all the game testers in our company?"
The supervisor was stunned for a moment before replying: "...Basically, they all participated."
Wilmot raised his eyebrows in displeasure: "Do you know that I participated in the testing of new games?"
The supervisor immediately put on a flattering face and began to flatter: "Of course, I have never seen such a good boss who is considerate of his subordinates like you. He takes the lead and takes the hardest work. His reputation will last forever..."
"The name will last forever..." Wilmot interrupted the director's flattery, "You want me to die that much?"
The poor supervisor was so frightened that he almost fell to his knees and called grandpa.
"There is a tester in the game who kicked me into a BUG. As the supervisor and interviewer of the HR department, shouldn't you be responsible?"
"...I am indeed one of the interviewers, but I am not the only one who has the final say on who will be admitted..."
"If you dereliction of duty and talk back, half a month's salary will be deducted from you."
The supervisor was so wronged that he was about to cry.
"Find out this person and fire him immediately, or you won't even want half a month's salary left."
The supervisor who took out his mobile phone and was about to contact his subordinate suddenly thought of a question: "...what is the tester number of that person?"
Wilmot was taken aback: "...No one knows that I'm out of morals."
...Is this the number?
The supervisor, who didn't know where he was, was afraid that he would ask to be a white worker for another month, so he gave up his original idea of contacting his subordinates and called the technical department instead.
"Hey, Xiao Zhang? Help me check the tester number of a game tester, um, no one in his game will know that I'm out of morals, um... um?"
The supervisor fell into silence with a complex expression, as if the answer given by the technical department made him very embarrassed.
"Um... I see, I'm sorry to trouble you."
After hanging up the phone, the supervisor looked at Wilmot hesitantly.
Wilmot urged impatiently: "Say."
"...do you remember that we hired a very sought-after game tester in the industry?"
Regarding this matter, Wilmot still has an impression - after he took office and made the game planning of the holographic online game, many people recommended this game tester to him, including his last A great helper.It is said that the games tested by that tester, as long as they can survive the period of tight funds and go on the market, none of them will be popular.
Although this sounds like a myth, and it feels like a lot of exaggeration, he still told the personnel department after the plan was officially launched that he must invite this game tester to test his own game.
"remember."
"...No one knows that I am the tester who lost my integrity..."
"..." The unexpected result made Wilmot suddenly lose his words, and he found himself after a while, "So what? Fire."
"You can't fire him..." Facing the angry Wilmot, the supervisor's objection was a bit lacking in confidence: "All the companies that fired him or he resigned on his own initiative have all closed down..."
Wilmot thought for a while before replying: "This is just a myth in the industry. Those companies will go bankrupt only because of poor management. It must have nothing to do with the testers, let alone we are a big company..."
The supervisor interrupted: "I really can't fire..."
Wilmot stared disapprovingly at the supervisor.
Although Wilmot's staring eyes made the director's cold sweat break out, he still gritted his teeth and insisted against Wilmot's decision: "... If you want to deduct my salary, you can take it, don't say a single thing Months, two months are fine, at least I still have a salary. You don’t have to believe me, but I still hope you can change your decision, no one will joke about their salary.”
Wilmot observed the supervisor's expression, as if trying to find a flaw.
But sadly, he failed.
So he could only vent his anger by ravaging his desk once again after the supervisor left.
"...I reserve his punishment, but I also reserve my decision."
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