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Wilmot was taken aback for a moment, and said with a straight face: "Before trying to reform others, let's see what kind of virtue we have."

"What's wrong with me?" Boss Xia looked down at himself and found nothing wrong, then turned his suspicious eyes to Liu Xing, "What virtue am I doing now?"

"Huh? It's okay, don't you hate it?" Liu Xing replied while brushing his teeth, a big puddle of saliva dripped on the wooden floor.

"If you want to brush your teeth in a place other than the sink, please use something to hold your saliva, dear?" Mr. Xia's eyes followed the dripping foam from Liu Xing's mouth and fell to the ground.

Liu Xing stopped what he was doing, and grinned silly: "I want to watch a play, I'll wipe the floor later."

"Okay, I'll forgive you for wiping the floor," Mr. Xia said before looking back in the direction Wilmot was in. "What virtue am I doing now?"

Wilmot beat Mr. Xia like a compass: "No shame."

"Pfft!" Liu Xing spewed out a mouthful of foam, "Cough, cough, cough...hahahaha...cough, vomit..."

Compared with Liu Xing's excitement, Mr. Xia seemed very calm. He re-examined his attire with only a bath towel around his lower body, but he still didn't understand, so he said, "Everyone is a man. Let's see what's wrong with the chest. I don't have a small chest." Steamed bun."

Wilmot stared at Mr. Xia speechlessly.

Mr. Xia suddenly realized and made a shy expression: "Oh, do you want me to wrap a towel around my upper body?"

"..."

Mr. Xia rubbed his chin as if thinking: "I don't care, but the little bird comes out after covering the bun...Can I take it all off?"

Wilmot frowned: "Shameless! Don't tell me you don't know that our country allows same-sex marriage!"

"What's wrong with allowing it? It only shows that our policy is liberal, but it doesn't mean that the whole country is gay. How can there be so many gays in this world where heterosexuals are everywhere? You just look at my breasts and call me a bitch." Son?" Boss Xia crossed his arms over his chest, raised his eyebrows high, "Besides, when you rushed into the bathroom just now, you had already seen my brother completely, and you have seen it several times, why don't you tell me who is shameless? "

Wilmot roared, "I didn't mean to! Who told you not to lock the door?"

Mr. Xia tilted his head in confusion: "What door do I lock if I live alone?"

Wilmot pointed at Liu Xing, and replied confidently: "Isn't he human?"

"This king's concubine will not do such an uneducated thing as breaking into the bathroom, will she?" After speaking, Mr. Xia snapped his fingers, and raised his chin confidently, as if he didn't need to look back. I know Liu Xing's answer is the same.

Liu Xing, who has been angry in the game for a long time, also relied on Wilmot to know that he had a concussion, and nodded gloatingly: "Four, four, Your Majesty, I have a good tutor, and breaking into the bathroom is the most annoying thing." Already!"

"You...you..." Wilmot was annoyed, pointing at the two of them who couldn't speak a complete sentence for a long time.

"My concubine, can you concentrate on rinsing your mouth first? It hurts to listen to your words," Mr. Xia waved his hand to tell Liu Xing to go away, and then turned his attention back to Xiao Mo. "Actually...you want to see it very much." Right? I understand, it’s the feeling of wanting to see but not being too obvious, eh.”

Wilmot was stunned for a while before realizing what Mr. Xia was alluding to, and then retorted: "I didn't!"

"I really understand you, don't worry, I won't tell anyone..." After Mrs. Xia nodded his head twice, his expression suddenly changed. Covering the two points on his chest with his hands, "Actually, I don't mind, come here, I just let you see my little steamed bun, don't be angry, okay?"

"You just want to see the little mantou! You..." Wilmot was about to say something, but his eyes were attracted by Mr. Xia's loose bath towel, and he turned his head with a blushing face, unwilling to say anything or look again.

"I'm actually quite curious..." Mr. Xia put away his indecent expression, touched his chin and observed Wilmot, "You are quite normal to others, and when others ridicule you, you will put on a bitter look." Face, why can't you bear it if I make some jokes about you?"

Wilmot replied angrily: "Others are not as shameless as you!"

"Okay, I admit this, so let me ask you a question, do you want to get the approval of your cool daddy?"

Upon hearing this, Wilmot froze, and his eyes began to flicker: "What do you know...don't worry about it!"

Mr. Xia glanced sideways at Liu Xing, who had already come out of the bathroom, before replying: "I understand, at least as a bystander, I can see it more clearly than you, the authority. You liked your dad when you were young. Whether you like it now is another matter, but if you want him to take you seriously, you have to get his approval."

"I don't need you to tell me."

"I think so too. You asked Liu Xing to help you probably because you want to prove it to him?" Mr. Xia deliberately paused for a while, but couldn't wait for Wilmot's response, so he continued: "It turns out that only work Success is obviously not enough, you are too careless about many things, in the eyes of an old fox like your father who has been in the mall for decades, there is only one word: tender."

Wilmot hesitated for a while, and finally looked at Mr. Xia.

"Are you interested?" Boss Xia showed a bright smile, "To be honest, I really like you."

The redness that had just faded from Wilmot's face slowly climbed back to his fair face: "You...how can you say such things in front of Liu Xing?"

"What kind of words? Like? Why can't I be in front of him... Oh——" Mr. Xia suddenly elongated the ending sound, "Why are you so impure? If I had that kind of relationship with him, we would have been together for a long time. You will admit it, you won't hide it, you think too much."

Liu Xing nodded in agreement, Wilmot remained silent, but the blush on his face became more and more obvious.

"And..." Boss Xia suddenly smirked, "The reason why I like you... I just think it's fun to bully you. I've never met a person who is so easily irritated. I just want to see where your bottom line is. So... maybe it's different from what you think?"

"..."

"So...give me an accurate word, do you accept my proposal or not?"

After a long silence, Wilmot asked softly, "If you do what you say...really...really?"

Boss Xia spread his arms and replied helplessly: "I made you really have no money to take."

Liu Xing hit the iron while the iron was hot and echoed, "If you hang out with him, you will have meat to eat."

Under Liu Xing and Mr. Xia's one-minute "I'm harmless" innocent eyes attack, Wilmot finally bowed his head with difficulty.

"Okay, here we go, the first thing to do is laugh."

Wilmot was confused: "Why?"

Mr. Xia looked at Wilmot with pitying eyes: "You don't understand this? You don't even hit your smiling face, my dear, look at me, I have a beautiful wild chrysanthemum blooming on my face every day. The flowers are blooming, are there any?"

威尔莫特诚实地摇头：“木有，我想揍你的心情比爱你多了不止一点点。”

As soon as he mentioned this, Liu Xing immediately turned into a fool and defected to Wilmot's camp: "You deserve a beating, it's recognized."

Mr. Xia replied with a smile: "It is also a talent to be able to piss people off. Don't you want to be able to piss me off one day?"

Wilmot replied without thinking, "Yes."

"Then don't talk nonsense, let me laugh first."

It's not that Wilmot can't laugh, it's just that it's a bit difficult for him to smile naturally when he's being stared at by two people.He first raised the left corner of his mouth, then wrinkled his left face, and then raised the right corner of his mouth, squinting his eyes vigorously, trying to create the effect of crescent eyes when Mr. Xia smiled.

Unexpectedly, this very stiff smile, no matter how you think about it, received Mr. Xia's applause.

"Very good, very emotional."

Liu Xing looked at Wilmot who was also struggling bitterly: "Which part is feeling?"

Mr. Xia continued to applaud: "It feels like a facial paralysis that is undergoing reconstruction, and it is still recovering well."

"..."

Mr. Xia encouraged Wilmot again: "Change, one, posture, posture, again, come, one, one time."

"..."

Apparently, the second smile display was not approved by Mr. Xia.

"My pants are all off, you show me this?"

Wilmot looked at Mr. Xia resentfully: "...you didn't wear pants in the first place."

"Okay, but you can't do this, laughing is uglier than crying, you have to work harder in the direction of Riju."

Liu Xing gave Mr. Xia a contemptuous glance: "It's sunflowers..."

"No, it's the sun chrysanthemum," Mr. Xia replied decisively, and then he opened his arms in a melodious and emotional manner, "You have to imagine that you are that plant that is swaying in the wind on the high mountains and snowy ridges. The sun chrysanthemums in full bloom exude vitality and vigor that cannot be lost to anyone, this is a natural smile, understand?"

"……don't know."

"Come on, look at brother!" Mr. Xia poked two index fingers on his cheeks, and demonstrated to Wilmot a smile, a smile, a smile with crooked eyes, a toothy smile, a soft laugh, a big laugh, and a burst of laughter. The correct way to use it, "Not to mention anything else, at least you have to practice smiling to the point of proficiency."

"..."

Looking at the expressionless Wilmot, Liu Xing asked in a low voice: "Do you think he is not exciting enough?"

"This is easy," Mr. Xia clapped his hands, and walked into the room in three steps at a time. When he came out, he had a mirror in his hand, "Practice against it, so that you can clearly know that you are now the first constipation patient." status for a few days."

"..."

Wilmot took the mirror and threw it on the sofa angrily.

Mr. Xia wrinkled his face and made a gesture of wiping Liu Xing's neck.

Liu Xing immediately walked in front of Wilmot knowingly, raised his hand to his head and was a slipper.

"..."

Facing Wilmot's angry gaze of "How dare you hit me", Liu Xing immediately emptied his eyes and straightened his eyes: "My brain is controlled by the Shaking Stars."

"Oh, this is not good, let me help my concubine go back to her room to rest." Mr. Xia put on a serious expression, walked forward a few steps and stretched out his hand to help Liu Xing.

Wilmot stretched out his foot when he saw the opportunity.

As expected, Mr. Xia fell a shit.

Wilmot smiled innocently: "Sorry, the legs are too long."

"..."