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42 Victory

"I'm down."

After completing the action of quitting the guild, Mr. Xia only said these three words and quit the game.

After climbing out of the game cabin, the fatigue accumulated in the game disappeared, but the body has been sitting for too long, resulting in the discomfort of limb stiffness that cannot be eliminated for a while.Mr. Xia went into the bathroom and turned on the faucet. While listening to the sound of water splashing in the bathtub, he boiled a pot of hot water and made himself a pot of milk tea. He walked into the bathroom with the cup and teapot, and stripped off his clothes.

When he soaked in the warm water, held the milk tea in his hand and drank the warm milk tea one by one, the heat of the bath water and the aroma of the milk tea steamed his face, taking away the fatigue and stiffness of a busy day on his body—as expected After the game, a cup of hot milk tea and a hot bath are the most lovely.

He also doesn't know when he developed this habit. He always likes to do this after a long game. Iced milk and hot milk tea are the best choices in different seasons.In the small house he rents, everything is small, so he doesn't put too much furniture in it, which makes the small space feel larger, with one exception.

The small bathtub occupies about one-third of the bathroom, which is a very reasonable layout, but he spent a whole week negotiating with the landlady, and proposed to replace it with a large bathtub at his own expense, hoping that the landlady would agree .In the end, the sincerity and sincerity paid off. Not only did I get the landlord's wife's approval, but I also got a one-month exemption from paying utility bills.

He knows how to treat himself very well. After changing this big bathtub, his original design and the water temperature control system that can be purchased cheaply from merchants at discounts, not to mention massage and relaxation, he can take a nap even if he wants to sleep without fear of catching a cold. Then Looking at the skin that was wrinkled and wrinkled happily for a long time.

But it's not good to take a bath for too long, and it only happens when he is very tired, like now.

Finally unable to resist the attack of the Sandman, he closed his eyes and fell into a deep sleep.The dim light in the bathroom hit his face, a small shadow was cast under the long eyelashes, the originally tight lips became slightly opened as time went by, and the sound of thin breathing came from the nose or the mouth. Rumor has it that it makes people itch.

I was so tired today that when Mr. Xia woke up from deep sleep, it was already two hours later.The milk tea in the teacup and teapot had already turned to room temperature. He drank all the milk tea in the cup in one gulp, put the teapot in the refrigerator, brushed his teeth in a daze, threw himself on the bed, and continued to sleep, the greatest joy in his life.

The next day, Xia was always woken up by the phone call.

There was a lot of voices on the other end of the phone, but unexpectedly they could hear the noise of the busy traffic clearly.

"Hey! Boss-brother-listen-get-to-?"

Mr. Xia closed his eyes, and used his free hand to block the direct sunlight entering the room: "...you should be glad that I didn't get up."

"Ah? You—say—what—what? I—listen—not—to!"

Mr. Xia pinched the phone without saying a word - what are you doing calling if you can't hear me?Brush presence?

About 10 minutes later, the call came again.

"Boss, I'm already home, I'm begging for forgiveness!"

Mr. Xia still didn't open his eyes, and responded, "Well, if you have something to say, hurry up."

"..." Even after being together for many years, Bao Dafu was still very uncomfortable with Mr. Xia's indifferent tone. He expressed that he was very sad and chilled, "Do you remember that there is a chain of hospitals all over the mainland near my house?"

Bao Dafu and Xia are always classmates in high school. One pretends to be a pig and eats a tiger, and the other pretends to be a tiger. They almost hit it off and have a very good relationship.Since graduating from high school, Mr. Xia went to an inexplicable vocational school, and they basically haven't seen each other again.

"Remember, what happened?"

"It was very noisy just now, did you hear it?" Bao Dafu deliberately lowered his volume, pretending to be mysterious, "Actually, it was because of a riot."

Upon hearing this, Mr. Xia sat up straight away, and all the sleepy bugs and Sandmans ran away—Bao Dafu’s house is actually quite close to the old lady’s house, about 10 minutes’ walk away. If it is a chain of large hospitals, it is also very close to his grandmother's house.

"what's the situation?"

"The government detains patients who have been exposed to nuclear radiation. Not only does the government not allow mild patients who are obviously fine to be discharged from the hospital, but also family members are not allowed to visit them. Now there are policemen and family members outside the hospital. They are all fighting, and it is said that they will be dispatched. What kind of special forces came to suppress the riots. I guess you don’t know. I went out to buy breakfast just now, and I’ll report to you as soon as I see this.” Bao Dafu smiled, “How about it, I’m enough buddy Bar?"

"If you're really a buddy, help me look after our old lady and make her go out less."

"...I dare not go to your house," Bao Dafu replied pitifully: "Last time I promised the old lady to try her new dishes, but I overslept, and my friend suddenly asked me to play ball, so I just Forget it, she is still mad at me, how dare I go?"

Mr. Xia looked at the wall with a half-smile expression: "Useless things!"

"Hey! Don't go too far! People came to tell you with good intentions, what kind of attitude is this? I'll tell you! I've decided... to go to your house after lunch. I'm anxious to kill you!"

"good."

"..." Why did he react like this?Bao Dafu thought silently.

"There must be an ulterior secret in detaining patients and preventing relatives from visiting them. You don't need to think about it. You should keep an eye on the movement over there, and remember to inform me if anything goes wrong...let the old lady come Come here." After finishing what he wanted to say in one breath, Mr. Xia paused before adding: "Although the house I rent is small, it doesn't matter if there are four more people, just squeeze it together .”

Bao Dafu was stunned for a long time before realizing the meaning of Mr. Xia's words - Bao Dafu is a typical family of three, and Mr. Xia said just now that four more people can live, so Mr. Xia's grandmother is excluded...

"Boss!" Bao Dafu shouted out of emotion.

"Ah."

"Brother, Brother, Brother!" Bao Dafu couldn't be more excited.

"……what?"

"Brother, Brother, Brother, Brother! Brother, Brother, Brother! President..." Bao Dafu wanted to express his excitement again, but was interrupted by President Xia.

Mr. Xia showed a kind smile: "You call so enthusiastically, do you want to donate your neck to be the whetstone of my kitchen knife?"

"..."

"Come here with peace of mind, I will prepare the kitchen knife for you."

"..."

After chatting with Bao Dafu for a while, Mr. Xia hung up the phone and climbed into the game cabin.At this time, it was almost twelve o'clock in the noon. Lao Niu, Little Cucumber and Wukou Jun had been waiting for him to go online in the game. Little Mo with a displeased face.

"Senior, you are finally here! We have been waiting for you all morning." When we met, it was Lao Niu's usual warm reception.

Little Cucumber pretended to be shy and squatted and bowed: "Master, the little girl is polite."

Wukou Jun stood at attention and gave President Xia a military salute.

Mr. Xia was not polite to them, he pointed at Xiao Mo and asked, "What happened to him?"

Little Cucumber smiled and replied: "He asked us to join the guild, and Mr. Wukou and I insisted on joining together when you came. Before the old cow had time to speak, I did it."

Mr. Xia replied happily: "Well done, the little girl has a bright future, and you will have a great future in cultivating you!"

"Little girl, I thank you for your integrity." Little Cucumber pursed her lips and smiled, then lowered her head and made a bow.

Mr. Xia turned his head towards Xiao Mo's direction and said, "Pull us in."

The reactions of the members of the Baby Bear guild were within the expectations of the five present. When the system notification was sent to each member, the guild channel exploded immediately.The three legion commanders suddenly returned after nearly a day of mutiny, and it was difficult for them not to get excited.

Mr. Xia believes that the members at this time are still polarized - one of them thinks that they caused the guild not to win the boss, and their betrayal is unforgivable, while the other is happy that the high-end players will return and bring back the boss. another high-end player.

In this regard, Mr. Xia has already thought of a countermeasure.

"Hi everyone, I am Undercover No. 30. I have been lurking in the enemy camp for [-] years. With the help of the organization, I finally returned to the warm embrace of the organization. Please give me more advice in the future."

"..."

The first person to realize Mr. Xia's intentions was Gherkin: "Hi everyone, I am undercover number two, Gherkin."

"Wow—" Unlike the silence about Mr. Xia, everyone is still very excited about Huihua's return.

"I love you, little cucumber!"

"Cucumber girl, you are finally back...the guild is so lonely without you..."

……

Lao Niu was not to be outdone, so he also became an undercover agent: "Hi everyone, I am Lao Niu undercover No. [-]."

"Niu Niu, come here and give the sisters a pat on the head! The sisters are going to miss you!"

"Nimma, Lao Niu, you bastard, yesterday you agreed to take me to the arena, but suddenly ran away, come to the square and kill me a few times to vent your anger."

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo..."

……

Mr. Wukou hesitated for a moment, then switched the voice system: "Hi everyone, I am undercover No. [-] Mr. Wukou."

"Damn it! No mouth to speak?"

"No! You must not be speechless, quickly tear off your mask!"

"Wukou's voice is too nice, isn't it?"

"It's over... I actually think the mouthless mechanical voice is cuter... Is there something wrong with me?"

"You are not alone!"

"Damn it, I'm speechless, I'll go offline and buy a lottery ticket."

"Buy me one too!"

"Who wants to go to the fiftieth-level six-player book? Hurry up and join the group, with the golden light of the mouthless mouth, you must be able to pass the level!"

……

The so-called one stone caused a thousand waves, except for Mr. Xia who took the lead, the return of the other three people received enthusiastic responses.But when everyone's enthusiasm cooled down a bit, an unexpected person greeted Mr. Xia on his own initiative.

"Jie Cao, I'm a good man, we played a dungeon together, do you remember?"

"Haha, Mr. Morality, please hug your thighs. I am a hero in troubled times, and I played the dungeon together yesterday."

"Nimma, I just said why Wukou and Cucumber girl listen to you so much, so you are an old acquaintance of the president? I am the beast rider from yesterday, called a beast, and I said some bad things before, so don't pay too much attention to it , I am a big boss, so I will take care of each other in the future."

Everyone in the guild wasn't too impressed with this person who joined the guild out of nowhere, but after hearing what the three of them said to Mr. Xia, they inevitably became curious. At this time, some people even speculated in their hearts whether he was the The nanny in the team of the three legion commanders.

Immediately afterwards, a whispered question came from the guild channel: "What dungeon?"

The good man replied immediately: "The six-person equipment book for level [-]."

As soon as this remark came out, the entire guild was boiling, and the excitement was no less than hearing Wukou Lord speak.

When the call beast heard everyone's reaction, he suddenly felt an inexplicable pride: "You all don't know how mighty he was at that time, he was wearing a green outfit from wild monsters and just passed us by. Impressions—fuck! The stream of consciousness is so awesome."

"I think many people have already guessed it? He is the pastor who killed us with Cucumber Girl and the others yesterday," the hero in troubled times added in a timely manner. I didn’t have wings when I played the dungeon, so I relied on the green equipment dropped by the wild monsters to resist.”

Called Beast smiled boldly and said, "He's still a person who participated in the closed beta... Speaking of integrity, don't you want to come back with some testimonials? You should be a hidden veteran member of our guild, right?"

To put it this way... that's right, he was indeed the first batch of people to enter Baby Bear, but it was only during the beta test.

"Uh...then let me say a few words," Mr. Xia deliberately coughed twice, and then continued: "The main purpose of coming back this time is to take good care of our leader Xiao Mo, so the position of the special nurse led by Xiao Mo is temporarily I will take over."

Grab a job!

This was everyone's most intuitive reaction to Mr. Xia's speech. At the same time, the guild channel also fell silent. Everyone was waiting, holding their breath, waiting for Sunshine Doll's statement - based on everyone's understanding of Sunshine Doll, she would inevitably have a big fight Make a fuss.

Sure enough, not long after, the voice of Qingtian Doll came from the guild channel: "You can take over if you say you want to take over? Brother Mo didn't say anything. When is it your turn to talk, a traitor?"

Boss Xia laughed at this end: "I just said that we are going to be undercover agents." Although it was a lie.

"Hmph, who knows if you're a liar? Maybe you're here to be a double undercover agent when you come back now!"

Mr. Xia sighed: "Oh, if it weren't for someone with good acting skills to be an undercover agent, I really want you to try it and understand my hard work,"

"Who said I can't?" Sunshine Doll screamed.

Mr. Xia pretended to be surprised: "You can also act?"

Sunshine Baby replied disdainfully: "That's right, no matter how bad it is, it's definitely better than you."

"What? A donkey?"

"..."

Mr. Xia touched his chin: "Well, the voice is quite similar."

"..."

"The face is more similar."

"..."

"No, donkeys are not as ugly as you."

"..."

"Where are people?" Mr. Xia asked with a smile, looking at the friends who were already lying down.

Sunshine Baby finally broke out: "Damn you, you are a badass, can you understand human speech?"

"Understandable, in fact, I just want to express that my acting skills are not as good as yours."

Hearing this, Qingtian Doll felt a little better: "It's good to know."

"If you're acting as a donkey, you're acting in your true colors. Of course I can't compare to you."

"..."

"I'll tie you to the gate of Xiongbatianxia tomorrow, and see if those idiots will take the bait and drag you into the house."

"..."