Holographic online games are unscientific

28 Reality

"Which fucking idiot put the engine on my back?"

After discovering that he had suddenly grown wings, Mr. Xia was still very happy, especially when he saw the mouths of the other three who couldn't close their mouths in surprise. Who wouldn't be happy if it was hung up?

The operation of the wings is relatively simple for him. After hitting the wall two or three times, he understands and can roughly control it. It is not the hitting the wall that makes him restless and anxious, but the two places on his back that seem to be burning. , This is as unbearable as a silly beep pressing two pots of boiling water on your back in summer.

The conceivable possibility is the wings...or it should be said that the power unit of the aircraft is installed in the game cabin, which is exactly the position of the backrest. Otherwise, he can't explain it. After setting all the senses to 0%, it is still hot That's why he wants to swear, unless it's a bug, but that's out of his jurisdiction as a low-end tester.

"Meow meows, you all lie down and let me make a quick decision. I will find Changyou to ask for spiritual compensation when I go out!"

Mr. Xia's distorted expression was too real and horrifying, which directly frightened the pastor and Lao Niu, who stood obediently in place and waited for the punishment.The assassin remained as calm as ever. He called out the control panel and directly adjusted his level to 0. The equipment on his body could no longer be equipped due to the level change, and all of them automatically returned to his bag.

After flying into the air and then diving, Mr. Xia directly took away the assassin's head with his staff. I don't know if it was his illusion, but he actually felt that his attack power had increased a lot.He stopped in mid-air, and struck down with lightning and thunder, killing two-thirds of the priest's blood, and followed by a single attack, taking away the priest's head.

Lowering his head, Mr. Xia saw the eyes of the assassin lying on the ground sparkle. Before he could say anything, the system reminded his team that he was in victory and automatically sent them all back to the main city.

"What was that just now?" The female mage jumped excitedly to Mr. Xia's side.

"A passionate engine," Mr. Xia replied with a grin. Although the wings on his back had disappeared, the scorching feeling hadn't subsided. He quickly adjusted his senses to 100%, and said to the female mage: "Girl, get me some ice cubes. Damn it, it's just like touching a car engine when I was a child."

"...Stop talking, it hurts just to hear it."

After the female sorcerer finished speaking, she immediately started a duel with the old cow. After a burst of bombardment, she picked up the broken ice that fell on the ground, and covered Mr. Xia's back with the old cow.

After finally pushing back the discomfort on his back, Mr. Xia was in the mood to speak: "I've never seen such a frightening holographic online game."

"Senior, calm down, you've already uttered three swear words in a row," Lao Niu wanted to pat Mr. Xia on the shoulder to comfort him, but he was afraid that his back would still hurt, so he changed the direction and patted his knee, "Although I didn't There's no way to empathize, but I think I can understand you."

"Can you understand me?" Mr. Xia shook his eyebrows uncomfortably, "Not to mention the abstract, have you ever been pinched by a car door?"

"……No."

"Then you go and get caught ten times before talking to me."

"..."

"...Don't talk about it, okay?" The female mage squatted on the ground covering her ears, with a mournful face, "Why did I pick out earwax yesterday? I, I can't save it for a day. I'll just stuff it to death with earwax."

"What's the matter, sister..." Liu Xing just came out of the arena, and saw three people with bitter faces squatting in the corner next to the npc to plant mushrooms, "...what's wrong with you all? Collective constipation?"

Mr. Xia didn't answer, and the female sorcerer covered her ears and didn't know if she heard it. Lao Niu had no choice but to take on the heavy responsibility and was responsible for explaining the whole story in detail. In the end, he didn't want to add Mr. Xia's example to emphasize Painful, but Mr. Xia covered his mouth.

Liu Xing thought for a while before saying: "...This may be an idea I mentioned at the beginning."

Hearing this, the depressed trio's eyes immediately shot to Liu Xing.

"Uh... That is to say, when I was writing the plan for this game, I made some suggestions on the game's features, and there was a thing called compatibility—you all know that the anger value can activate the special state of the race Bar?"

The trio nodded.

"My original idea was that after entering this state, there will be an additional state called fit, which increases or decreases according to factors such as the player's familiarity with the skill and the consistency of use. When the fit increases to a certain level, it will It can increase various attributes of the player. Because this is a test of operation and awareness, when I mentioned it at the beginning, I said that if this game cannot avoid money-making activities in the future, this system can be used to retain some people who are not used to it. Players who spend money in the game."

"Can I hear it too?"

A strange voice suddenly broke into their conversation, making everyone turn their heads.

"Come on, come and sit." Mr. Xia raised his hand to beckon him over as soon as he saw that it was the assassin, "Mother, you also brought up the idea of ​​wings?"

"No," Liu Xing shook his head. "What I said at the time was just a preliminary idea. I just gave some suggestions to the development team. Later, I was busy with programs and software and didn't have time to follow up. Now it seems... the system's The core should not have changed, but after their discussions, and perhaps some opinions from the investors, the form of expression can attract the attention of ordinary players."

"Okay, it's fine if it's not you, I can feel at ease and ask Changyou for compensation," Mr. Xia said, turning his head to look at the assassin sitting next to him, "Are you hot just now?"

"Hot," the assassin said after thinking for a while, then added, "A little bit."

The female mage followed suit and said, "Me too, but just for a moment."

Mrs. Xia replied without thinking, "That's right, because you're dead. It's quite cold on the ground. Next time, bring a blanket to go in."

"..."

The old cow scratched his head and smirked a few times: "It sounds difficult. I didn't even feel the heat you mentioned. It seems impossible for me."

Mr. Xia spread his hands together: "You don't have to think too complicated, at least we now know that the degree of compatibility starts to accumulate after the anger value reaches the standard. You can try to brush up the anger value outside the arena first and then Go in, or you two teams make an appointment to fight, brush up the anger value in it and play a serious battle, and you will know how to use it soon."

"Well, let's do as you said." Liu Xing looked at the heads present, "Excluding Xiao Mo, there are five people here. There was a pastor in the assassin's team just now, right? Can you call him over? Or are we here?" Enter 22?"

Mr. Xia took a deep breath and put on a smiling face: "You go, I'll take a rest."

Both the female mage and Lao Niu's expressions changed, and they began to hesitate.

The assassin didn't react at all. Although he had seen Mr. Xia in pain, after all, he couldn't empathize with this kind of thing.

Liu Xing didn't understand why they reacted this way, but his intuition told him that he might be sold again.

"...Are you planning to betray me again?"

Boss Xia jumped up suddenly, and after sternly yelling "Fuck", he logged out of the game.

Lao Niu looked at it and was dumbfounded: "What should I do? Senior is offline, he is angry?"

Liu Xing categorically denied Lao Niu's idea: "Impossible! I have known him for a long time and have never seen him angry. He is a typical good-tempered type who keeps things secret."

"..." Senior Little Xingxing didn't think this sounded inconsistent?

Especially the second half of the sentence...it's terrible...I'd rather he is a tyrant and it's obvious...well, it's better to be like Xiao Mo.

The assassin raised his head and blinked: "Do you still want to fight?"

"Let's fight," the female mage struggled for a long time, and finally figured it out, "Don't think too much, maybe it suddenly occurred to you that there is something wrong in reality."

When Lao Niu saw a woman, a mage, or a girl, he was not afraid of a girl, and he, a man, couldn't shrink back.

"Well, that's right, let's go."

"Oh, that's right," the female mage suddenly asked, "I've asked 030 to use the ice-cleaning technique, is one enough? Or should I find a few more ice-cleaning techniques?"

"..."

Can you stop saying such terrible things after others have made up their minds?The old cow thought resentfully.

On the other hand, as the female mage guessed, Mr. Xia's sudden offline was indeed due to something in reality.

A big thing—their old lady called him.

As soon as he picked up the phone, Mr. Xia heard the hearty laughter of the old lady: "Hahahahahaha, that's right."

"grandmother?"

"That bastard in my family doesn't let me worry."

President Xia raised his voice and asked tentatively, "Hey, can you hear me?"

"Yeah, I think so too."

The old lady seemed to be talking to someone, but she didn't respond to Mr. Xia's question at all. Could it be that she accidentally called by pressing the wrong button?Mr. Xia turned on the speakerphone, turned the volume to the maximum, and listened carefully to what was coming out of the phone.

"Nowadays, what are the kids doing now that they fall in love early and marry late? It's amazing." It was the voice of a strange man.

The old lady immediately replied: "That's right, that little bastard in my family is too, the eldest is not young, I've never seen him bring his girlfriend home, and I'm still counting on him to let me live a life of four generations under the same roof. "

"You are lucky enough. You have three grandchildren. The little bastard in my family didn't come home for several years. When he came home, he told me what he wanted to be... what... oh yes, the Dinkle family, yes, Our family is almost extinct, and I was so angry that I almost wanted to castrate him, let you Dinkle, let you Dinkle the dog."

"Oh, master driver, you are wrong to say that. He is a dog. Aren't you the dog's father?"

The driver thought for a while and felt that it made sense, he laughed loudly: "Yes, you can't say that, you can't say that."

Master driver?

After a long time, his old lady was having a good chat with the driver?

Still telling people everywhere that he is a bastard and a little bastard?

Mr. Xia raised his eyebrows - yes, I am the little bastard, don't forget that you are the bastard's ancestor.

"So didn't I sneak here to surprise him?"

Grandma, I think you've definitely got the definition of surprise wrong.

It's definitely not a fucking surprise, I'm sure it must be!This is definitely a scare!scare!terrorist!

After hearing the old lady's declaration of "Send a Surprise", Mr. Xia pricked up his ears, feeling that he couldn't miss a single word.

"Yes, give him a hard and soft trick, and arrange a few blind dates to force him into prostitution."

The old lady clapped her hands together: "Hey, why didn't I think of that, driver, you are too smart, just do it like this!"

……

Who are you?

Have you graduated from primary school?Do you know what it means to be a prostitute?

Passers-by just play tricks, okay?What a bad idea?

Mr. Xia was gnashing his teeth on the other side of the phone.

"Hey, master driver, what is that over there?" The old lady seemed to have discovered something and asked.

"Oh, that's the new playground."

"What? When was it built? Why don't I know? No, we have to ask that brat in our family to bring me over to play."

Auntie!ancestors!Hello!Don't scare me, okay?

At your age, do you go to the playground to play games or risk your life?

Mr. Xia closed his eyes, feeling that his psychological endurance had reached the limit, and he picked up the phone with a grim expression.

……

Help!

When thousands of thoughts converged into these three words, Xia Zongqiang cheered up, got up and got into the game cabin, planning to leave a last word for the new gay friends in the game before going through fire and water.

It's just that when he went online, his friends were all fighting in the arena. After searching for a long time, he only found Xiao Mo standing next to the npc in the arena. He had no choice but to leave messages for them one by one.

"Boss, I'm going to resign. If you think I'm pitiful about my salary, just give me two dollars."

Obviously, the key words "boss", "resignation" and "reward" put Xiao Mo in a good mood to talk to Mr. Xia.

"Finally know that a person like you who has no professional skills can't get along?"

Mr. Xia looked at Xiao Mo's smug face, not only was he not upset, but he was a bit sad: "Yeah, I can't get along anymore."

The Great Demon King is coming, the world is going to be destroyed, how can he keep on messing around?

"..." Mr. Xia's abnormally sad expression made Xiao Mo not know what to say.

"I heard little Xingxing talk about you." Mr. Xia suddenly said after changing the subject.

Xiao Mo's relaxed nerves were also tensed like a bowstring with an arrow: "What did he say?"

"Don't be nervous, he didn't say anything, I basically guessed what he said," Mr. Xia smiled, "I have known him for several years, and he said he would do his best to help you. I won’t do anything to hinder him. I’ve known you for a while, and now I’m leaving. If you don’t say something, you won’t have a chance to say it. You can choose not to listen. "

Xiao Mo weighed the pros and cons, and decided to listen: "...you tell me."

"You are too simple. Maybe you have a very good ability at work. I don't know about this, but as a person, you are too simple. The simplest way to say it is that you are happy, and others can see through it at a glance. I don't know. I know which direction you want to develop, but if you want to inherit the family business and become a businessman, your low EQ will definitely make you go bankrupt and go back to your grandma's house."

"You have a low EQ! Not only do you have a low EQ! You also have a low IQ!"

Mr. Xia spread his hands and said, "Look, you get angry when I say it. This is obviously a sign of low EQ."

"..."

Xiao Mo really wanted to refute, but he learned to be smart, because no matter what he said at this juncture, he would be regarded as having a low EQ!

"You hate me, don't you?"

Xiao Mo was taken aback by Mr. Xia's sudden question, and then became furious—what kind of trap is he going to set himself up to make him jump?

"Just say it, yes or no, there is absolutely no trap." As if seeing Xiao Mo's thoughts, Mr. Xia patted his chest to confirm.

When Mr. Xia said that, Xiao Mo also went all out: "Yes! I just hate people like you!"

"But I like you."

"..."

Xiao Mo was completely stunned.

Mr. Xia took a step closer to Xiao Mo: "If I like you, what should I do? What should you do? What should I do?"

Xiao Mo took a step back in bewilderment.

Mr. Xia sighed and said, "Actually, this question is very simple."

Xiao Mo stared at Mr. Xia's next words with wide eyes.

"Forget it, the world is going to be destroyed, why am I still talking about this with you?" Mr. Xia turned his back to Xiao Mo, raised his hand and waved, "When you can figure out this problem, you are barely qualified. The businessman is gone, come on, Sao Nian."

Before Xiao Mo could react, Mr. Xia's figure disappeared from his sight.