Haomai Xiansheng

Chapter 75

Fang Yitu dragged Lu Yue around the large and empty ancestral hall.

Although there are altars and joss sticks in the ancestral hall, there are no memorial tablets or portraits, just empty walls and some furnishings.If you can see through the wall where Fang Yitu put all the spells and restrictions he knows, you will see the old, dirty and mottled plaque inside, which says the plaque of Juyi Hall.

Now that his mother's revenge has been avenged, and his mother's reincarnation has also been seen, Fang Yitu just doesn't want to throw away or burn this plaque.Not only did she not want to throw it away, but she also wanted to keep it well... maybe because this plaque was once what supported her.

But as a loyal and filial Marquis in Heaven, it's not good to keep such heavy things that are bandit-like, and the immortals can often see through the walls at a glance.

Therefore, Fang Yitu wanted to keep this plaque from everyone for a long time. Not only did he want people not to come to the ancestral hall, but he also had to put all the spells and restrictions he knew on it, so as not to have the eyes of the immortal with exquisite Taoism Penetrate the walls of the premises and see this plaque.

Although Fang Yitu also knew that with her own practice and what she had learned, this spell could not stop the immortals who practiced so high, but she was not worried, who would stay here for such a good immortal.

However, there was a strange foreign atmosphere near the ancestral hall, which was really unexpected to her.Because the most valuable and precious things in the entire Xianquanzhuang are the truly "seamless" court clothes and the fairy talisman that is better than He's Bi in the dormitory. There are only some unremarkable ones in the warehouse. thing.

Even though he felt that there was nothing to steal in the ancestral hall, Fang Yitu begged his grandfather and himself to go to the ancestral hall to strengthen the restrictions.

Lu Yue stood at the entrance of the large and empty ancestral hall, looked around slowly, and said with a sneer, "Do you really think that someone will come to steal the tables and chairs here? In your village, except for those fine wines and ingredients in the kitchen Besides it’s worth taking a look, what else is worth thinking about?” He pursed his lips, and couldn’t help boasting: “However, the stewed chicken with mushrooms just now was really delicious. At this level, many people will envy Zhai Yaner."

Fang Yitu smiled helplessly and shook his head: "Which glutton would want to marry me just for some delicious food? Grandpa, help me inject some poison here so that others can't touch it."

Lu Yue looked at the wall in front of him, and it was obvious that there was something strange in this wall.Because the forbidden spells on this wall are layered and chaotic, and the aura and mana are so strong that people cannot ignore it. Of course, he doesn't care what is in the wall. He reached into his arms and took out a large handful of black sand. Lai sprinkled around the corner of the wall, then grabbed a handful and wiped the wall, clapping his hands: "It's done."

The moment he touched the wall, he suddenly felt a long and mighty aura, which disappeared in just a moment.He froze for a moment, and couldn't help trembling.

That kind of thing can't exist in this world.

"Grandpa, is that all right?"

"Zhigui, do you despise the name of the Plague Emperor? The two plagues I wiped here just now, take out one grain of it in the mortal world, it can burn thousands of miles, and the corpses are scattered all over the field. Is it enough to use thousands of grains for you? Lu Yue caressed his beard and nodded in satisfaction: "Don't be afraid if you have taken the medicine. Others will be finished if they touch this wall. Unless they are incorporeal like Nezha or have too high a practice, they will definitely be scattered." Go to all your strength and mana, and wait for death."

"Grandpa, you are amazing!"

Lu Yue sighed: "This plague is also inconvenient. If the plague is placed, it will naturally produce plague, and you have to refine it every now and then. But the antidote will not produce the antidote, and it is too troublesome to refine. Stop returning , you can control your subordinates, don't mess around, I won't give you the antidote."

"Don't worry, there is no ranking in the ancestral hall, it's just an empty room, I just tell them not to come."

"Very good." Lu Yue said urgently, "I'm hungry again!" As a fairy, if you want to be hungry, you will be hungry, and if you don't want to be hungry, you will never be hungry.

Fang Yitu thought it was funny, and ordered the servants at the door to call the kitchen to prepare a banquet, and there must be another pot of stewed chicken and mushrooms.Walking to the garden with Lu Yue, ready to find a good place to eat, whispered: "Grandfather, do you like mushrooms?"

Lu Yue said in a lower voice: "Don't say it! Why do the mushrooms here taste different from those grown elsewhere, and also different from the ones grown by my disciples."

Fang Yitu looked at him blankly: "Is there? I don't think so. They tossed all kinds of ingredients. This mushroom seems to be a tree that Mu Xiu gave birth to, and then Water Xiu, Mu Xiu and Huo Xiu experimented. Different mushrooms have the best wood, the most suitable spiritual spring, and the most wonderful temperature changes."

Yes, Fang Yitu’s soldiers here have upheld the fine tradition of self-reliance for many years, and they only have two hobbies, one is eating and the other is cultivation.

For trees of different ages, different levels of woodiness, water repairs different flavors of rain from the sky and how many different auras are used to create water to water mushrooms, and fire repair slows down the dark house of wood growing mushrooms Carefully let the mushrooms grow fast and well.

Not only did they spend a lot of mana on various subtle adjustments and repeated tastings, but they also made detailed records like studying an armillary sphere, and even asked how to match the same type of mushrooms with different methods for different dishes. There are studies.It's just that it's difficult to adjust, and there are many disputes.

This is totally incomprehensible to someone like Fang Yitu, who finds fried beans delicious, eats rice and noodles and is happy as long as he is full, and loves anything fried as long as he loves it.However, Lu Yue held up the chopsticks and the wine glass, and highly appreciated this kind of practice method that fits the way of heaven and his good and positive attitude towards practice, and he was going to study the records to see.

Fang Yitu silently ate her hot and sour fried shrimp. This shrimp was only as thick as her arm, and it was brought back to her by a brother who went to the beach to observe the terrain and Gao Tianyuan on the opposite side to catch fish by the way.The cook who didn't know how to cook it took off the internal organs and threw the whole thing into the oil pan, then took it out and poured hot and sour sauce.

One day in the sky and one year in the ground, there is a court every four days in the sky, and for Fang Yitu who lives in the mortal world, it is a court every four years.

Early in the morning, Zhai Yan'er got up together and was ready to serve Fang Yitu to put on the exquisitely crafted and very beautiful court dress before doing other things. She held the morning glow neon dress and looked at Fang Yitu with deep sympathy. Qi said: "My lord, be careful in the hall." She would not let the maid to serve Fang Yitu.

"What should I be careful about?" Fang Yitu fiddled with the neckline of his jacket in front of the bronze mirror, and said with a smile, "The Seventh Princess returned to the mortal world after the Peach Fair."

Di Yan'er hesitated for a moment, and said cautiously: "I don't know if the lord has already thought about it, but I heard that the heavens have always prohibited intimacy, and it is strictly forbidden to give and receive privately. The lord can marry me even though I have a golden mother." Empress' approval, but because of this, it is too eye-catching."

"Besides, the first thing someone on our side did was to make Seventh Princess, who had eloped with someone, confess her mistake to the Queen Mother, but I was able to be with the person I like openly and aboveboard." Fang Yitu said carelessly in a slightly hoarse voice: " It is inevitable that some people will be jealous, or feel wronged for the Seventh Princess." She stretched out her hand to Zhai Yan'er.

Di Yan'er handed her the moon-white gown with dark patterns, and leaned forward to help her fasten the belts under both armpits.

Fang Yitu touched her face, and said with a smile, "It's okay, they can't do anything to me."

Di Yan'er didn't argue with her, but nodded docilely, and unfolded the apricot-yellow Taoist robe for her to put on.He said again: "My lord, our people went out and snatched a lot of treasures back, almost enough to make bowls and plates. Some monsters want to submit to the lord's rule and begged for help. I can't be arbitrary, what do you think?"

Fang Yitu frowned and thought for a while, thinking that if I accept it, the monsters have different aptitudes and my brothers are not of the same kind, and it is inevitable that humans and monsters will be divided into two factions under my rule. Receiving... Attracting spirits and subduing demons is a matter of merit written in the heavenly rules, so it would be a pity not to accept them.Oh, there it is!It is inconvenient for me to accept the goblins because I have better and more generals, but there are people here who are naked.

Fang Yitu laughed as if he was taking advantage: "Yan'er, tell Daotai about this."

Di Yan'er still didn't understand, so she helped her tidy up her clothes in confusion, smoothing out the wrinkles again and again: "Tell uncle what to do?"

Fang Yitu pinched her slender and strong waist, and laughed loudly: "Daotai is going to work in the West, so are all his subordinates recruited from the West? Not to mention the hard work at the beginning, Moreover, those people have been under the rule of Ye Shi for generations, so it is not necessary for me to practice the Eastern Taoism. It is better to bring some goblins there for dispatch. Ye Shi’s rule is very rough and difficult. To let my people go there, they have to open up wasteland, but they don’t want to Know how to absorb aura, the aura accumulated over the years is very strong."

Di Yan'er understood now, and smiled a little shyly.She should have figured it out, she didn't need Fang Yitu's explanation, but she was fascinated by seeing her in clothes, and she could take the opportunity to touch her body, but she didn't react for a while. "Then we really don't send people there?"

Fang Yitu watched Zhai Yaner adjust the cuffs of her four-layered clothes with her head down, stretched out her hand to let her flatten the cuffs, and said, "He Shan is the most proficient at setting up camps, coordinating and supervising construction, especially adapting to local conditions. He must be both offensive and defensive. I have to go to work hard. There are also Zhu Wu and Liu Ben, who helped me manage the emperor's secret agents back then. They are good at hiding, and they are also good at picking and training new recruits. They can stand there and must go. Jiang Xuan is simply excellent at inquiring about news and spreading rumors, and he must have his talents. Su Wen is a master of Daoism and is shrewd and capable, protecting his younger brother and Daotai personally. Choose dozens of people to go there."

Di Yan'er nodded: "Let's talk to them before the wedding, and let them have time to prepare."

After half a day, Fang Yitu took hundreds of invitations and two different copies of "Guiguzi" and went to heaven with Lu Yue.In the southwest corner of Xianquanzhuang, Zhai Yan'er built a small building with carved beams and painted buildings for her wedding. It is very gorgeous and grand, and it looks like the imperial palace style that Daotai likes.Everyone is busy in full swing, only the protagonists of the wedding are making dresses and the other is sending invitations.

Lu Yue didn't ride a cloud, but stood on Fang Yitu's cloud, holding a set of eight books with a total size of two inches in his hand and read them carefully, amazed from time to time.This book called "Mushroom Collection" records more than [-] kinds of mushrooms and their tastes and cooking methods. Among them, Lu Yue has eaten dozens of kinds, and the rest are poisonous mushrooms.

Lu Yue was amazed: "Zhigui, look here! The writing is so correct! I didn't expect it!"

Fang Yitu said: "Grandfather didn't think of anything?"

Lu Yue was slightly excited: "Poisonous mushrooms! When I was a mortal, I didn't dare to eat poisonous mushrooms, but after I started practicing, I dealt with plagues that are more poisonous than poisonous mushrooms every day, and I never thought of tasting poisonous mushrooms. I can eat poisonous mushrooms without dying after becoming a fairy. Why didn’t I try it. It is written here that this kind of common white poisonous umbrella, mortals will die if they eat one or two. Immortals need magic power to detoxify the poison. After collection, dry it in the shade. When eating, soak it in fruit wine for three days, pour out the fruit wine, make batter and fry it in a pan, dip it in light soy sauce and eat it. It tastes like rain after a long drought. However, the taste is very delicious, and the poison is also serious. After eating it, one or two Abdominal pain during the day."

Fang Yitu heard him nagging all the way about amanita mushrooms, black pleated mushrooms, poisonous mushrooms, poisonous mushrooms, and poisonous mushrooms, wishing he could kick him off his head, but when he looked again, the Emperor of Plague was standing beside him defenseless , holding a thick book, excited like a child to order delicious food.

Hey, grandpa is really a childlike innocence.Um?What!Fang Yitu suddenly had another strange feeling, as if someone was staring at him angrily, and she immediately held the Maojin knife in her hand.

Lu Yue suddenly raised his head, stared at the void, and turned to Fang Yitu with a solemn face, "Zhigui, do you feel that breath?"

Fang Yitu frowned: "I didn't feel any breath, but I vaguely felt that someone was looking at me again."

Lu Yue wanted to put his hand into his arms, but sighed regretfully: "I can't do it. If the plague falls into the mortal world, I will definitely be punished. Next time I meet this kind of evildoer who hides his head and shows his tail, don't show mercy, just slash through it." .”

Fang Yitu nodded approvingly: "I remember. Grandpa, do you know who he is?"

Lu Yue frowned, thinking that Fang Yitu was not a child, so he said bluntly: "I know, but I can't tell you. As long as you know that they are shameless, it doesn't matter if you kill one or two, but you can't kill them all." Kill all."

Fang Yitu nodded: "I understand." She was not curious at all, it was enough to know what to do.

Lu Yue was very relieved and continued to study poisonous mushroom recipes.

Living in the mortal world like Fang Yitu, there are quite a few immortals who waited until the court to rush to heaven. Fang Yitu sent out a few invitations along the way.After entering the Nantian Gate, she ran to Yaochi, Lu Yue, and Lingxiao Palace. All the people she met along the way were immortals. The conversation was basically as follows:

……The first……

"Stop returning! Your happy event is coming, congratulations, bring the invitation quickly!"

"Hahahaha, thank you very much." Fang Yitu used mana to find the invitation card with the other party's name on it, and took it out: "Fang is waiting for Daoist Brother."

"The last time I was a guest at Fanghou's mansion, I still remember it fresh. The banquet after the wedding..."

Since they are very familiar and easy to chat with, Fang Yitu said carelessly: "It's sure to be lively, but whether the food is good or not depends on what gift you give."

...the second type...

"Fairy stay!" Fang Yitu chased up and handed the invitation: "Fang is getting married soon, if fairy is free, please come and watch the ceremony."

"Fang Xiaohou don't worry, the poor should follow his fate."

There is no third type, the third type of people who hate each other, Fang Yitu looks down on their stupidity, naivety and narrow-mindedness, and they look down on Fang Yitu's unscrupulous and vulgar character.Although this kind of person is also an immortal and an official in the same dynasty, Fang Yitu would never send out invitations.

It was time to go to court, and she was holding a bunch of invitations outside the Yaochi, and would give them to acquaintances whenever she saw them.Since this is only the Yaochi court meeting this time, she can only send invitations to the female fairies. The male immortals have to wait for the Yaochi court to go there. .

There was really nothing to do at the Yaochi court meeting, it was just a routine court meeting, Jin Mu sat for a while and then retreated.

After the next court, the third princess came over and grabbed Fang Yitu's sleeve, pretending to be displeased and said, "Zhigui, why don't you invite me to watch the ceremony when you get married?"

Fang Yitu smiled and cupped his hands and said: "I am wronged, princess, if there is no third princess, how can Fang Mou be here today. I am afraid that the third princess will not condescend to come to watch the ceremony, so how dare not invite the third princess." The invitation was presented with both hands. superior. "Fang and his wife are both grateful for the kindness of the three princesses."

Only then did the third princess return to her anger, she picked up the invitation card and put it in her sleeve, snorted, and couldn't help laughing: "It's not too bad. Are you having fun in the mortal world?"

Fang Yituxin said, with the matter of the seventh princess thinking about the mortal world, I would not tell the third princess that the mortal world is fun, and the golden mother would be very angry if she found out.She said wisely: "Brothers wrote a mushroom book, which contains all kinds of mushrooms, mainly the taste of poisonous mushrooms. Fang is responsible for tasting and testing poison." This is also true, as long as the fried mushrooms are placed in In front of her, Fang Yitu didn't care what kind of mushroom was fried, he would happily eat up the mushroom with wine.

The third princess rolled her eyes in her heart, and asked again: "Although there are rituals in the heavenly rules, there are no wedding rituals. Which court system will your wedding follow?"

"Weekly system."

The third princess watched a lot of Zhou system weddings, frowned and said: "It's getting more and more boring. Fang Xiaohou, why are you so old-fashioned, the Tang system is so good, lively and rich."

"Zhou Zhi, life and death have a great agreement, talk to Zicheng. It's like forming an alliance, very serious." Fang Yitu said without changing his face: "After the wedding, it will be lively and fun. The cook researched many new dishes, and the Emperor of Plague went to try them. When I was there, I was full of praise."

The third princess was stunned for a moment, and suddenly the flowers trembled with laughter: "Fang Xiaohou, please eat lightly this time, don't borrow Xiaguang anymore. Hahahahaha."

The author has something to say: The mushroom shot in the tip of the tongue is too sexy!Although I hate eating mushrooms, I can't help but salivate... I can't help but add this attribute to Lu Yue.It's my nature to love fried food, although I swear I'm not compatible with mushrooms, but as long as it's crunchy fried mushrooms... um... then it's fine...

I thought about the reason why Fang Luo killed Fang Yitu, and then went to Bilibili.I just found out that there are also Guo Degang in Station B. Although there are not many videos, there are many barrages of shooting Ren Laodao, which looks super cool.