Haomai Xiansheng

Chapter 59

According to the above document, Taizong Taizong of this dynasty took Emperor Daotai back to the Taimiao in a hurry, waiting for the dragon chariot specially used for the emperor's ascension to borrow him to become an immortal.

Fang Yitu sneaked away from the banquet, and when he and Di Yaner were enjoying the joy of fish and water on the ice bed, he was disturbed by the summons from Lingxiao Palace, and after taking a bath in fragrant soup, he was served by Di Yaner and the maid Go to court clothes.The court clothes are really seamless, and the workmanship is so exquisite that it cannot be described.The plain white upper jacket and pleated skirt are embroidered with patterns and talismans with silver thread. Outside the upper jacket is a morning glow-colored thin silk wide-sleeved shirt, and finally covered with an apricot yellow cloak.

Three layers of apricot yellow, golden red, and plain white can be seen on the cuffs from the outside to the inside. The patterns on each layer of clothes are different, and the movements are unpredictable according to the flow of the sun.

The hair is combed in a high bun, with a jade covering the heart in the middle, and four golden flower hairpins inserted in opposite directions.

Fang Yitu raised his voice and said: "Little maid, please invite the emissary of Lingxiao Hall to drink tea in the study, and go after changing clothes."

The maid outside the door is also one of the eighteen beauties.The beauty immediately agreed and led the golden armored man to drink tea in the study in the backyard.

Holding the Maojin knife, the knife slave suddenly appeared behind her mysteriously, and said softly: "Master, please match the knife."

Fang Yitu raised his hand, motioning for her to hang the knife on his waist, and smiled and asked Di Yan'er, who was being dressed and combed by a maid, "Guess what the Palace of Lingxiao ordered me to do?"

Zhai Yan'er said: "Female celestials go to Yaochi every four days, and male celestials go to Lingxiao Palace every four days. Every [-] days, there will be a big court meeting after two court meetings. Your majesty and empress are worshiped by the immortals at Lingxiao. .It’s not yet the day of the Great Court Meeting, so maybe something happened?"

The maid on duty outside the bath door knocked on the door again, and reported in a low voice: "Master, the second son said that the dragon chariot to take uncle to immortality is on the way, and now uncle has rushed to the Taimiao."

Fang Yitu hummed, then turned to Zhai Yan'er and asked, "Could it be that someone read a book between me and Daotai before His Majesty drove, and asked me to confront it face to face?"

Di Yan'er walked over with a smile, hung the purse with the badge on her waist, and said in a low voice: "You can ask the envoy, you will know."

Fang Yitu nodded, seeing that she was dressed enough to meet people, and pushed the door away.Wang Gan was looking around at the gate of the courtyard, smiling all over his face. When he saw her coming out, he went forward to meet her and bowed to salute, overjoyed: "Congratulations mother, uncle, he has achieved the fruit of cultivation now. Mother, you don't have to worry anymore."

Fang Yitu couldn't help showing a slight smile, and said with a serious face: "Your Majesty can become a fairy because of his uprightness and sageness. Your Majesty has never failed God's generous gift, and God will take pity on him again and again." She paused and said: "Although this place is not his family's world, nor is it just your uncle, you should not be too intimate with others."

Wang Gan nodded, coughed, and calmed down a bit: "Mother said yes. This is in our own home, and it's no big deal to be happy." Seeing Fang Yitu nodding, he said again: "Mother, you wear Is this court dress going to heaven for something?"

Fang Yitu took his hand and led him to the study in the backyard, and said in a low voice: "The Palace of Lingxiao summoned me. I should not be the only one summoned. The envoy is drinking tea in the study, and you wait for me outside the door Order. The colleagues who are not on duty today have been brought to drink by me, if there is a court meeting, please tell them for me."

While talking, I went outside the study.This study building is five stories high, and it is the tallest and most beautiful pavilion in the entire Xianquanzhuang.The mountains are towering and emerald, rising above the sky.All the books in the study room are Fang Yitu’s treasures, the most important and comprehensive ones are military, followed by agriculture, forestry, animal husbandry, medicine, blacksmithing, collections of classics and history, diet, story books, etc. As long as they are in this category, they cover ancient and modern times , both.The latest books are those lost ancient books copied from Wen Taishi.

Anyone who sees such a study will be amazed - on the plaque of this exquisite and gorgeous five-storey building, there is actually the word 'study' written by Fang Yitu himself.This is consistent with the overall style of Xianquanzhuang, with big flowers, big trees, big roads, and big houses.

Fang Yitu straightened his clothes and went inside, cupped his hands and said, "Fang is late, please don't blame the angel."

Jinjia Shenren was drinking tea bored in the house, when he saw Zhongxiaohou coming in, he quickly got up, clasped his fists and returned the salute: "Zhongxiaohou is being polite, the lower officials are here on call to disturb Zhongxiaohou Yaxing, please forgive me."

Seeing his attitude, Fang Yitu knew in his heart that it was not a big deal, and said with a smile, "The angel came late, if he had come earlier, you and I could have a drink together."

The golden-armored god-man smiled coyly and said: "Xiaguan has already come to the manor, and has already had a drink with Lord Hou in his original body. It is really too interesting to have a banquet full of guests, and besides, there is plenty of time in the underground... Therefore, Xiaguan is negligent. .Please also ask Lord Hou to conceal it on your behalf, and don’t spread it out.”

Fang Yitu laughed loudly, and the two sat down as guest and host, she said: "Since that's the case, why bother talking. I don't know why Your Majesty summoned you?"

Jinjia Shenren said: "What you have done is very annoying." He pondered for a while, moved closer, and said: "I heard that one of the best monkeys in the three worlds stole peaches that shouldn't be eaten. It violated the big taboo of a relative of the Tian family. Now that relative of the Tian family ordered people to besiege Huaguo Mountain and sent troops to the west to persecute the monkeys."

Fang Yitu's eyes twitched: "It's that monkey, right? The one who only competed with me in tricks but not in strength when fighting with me."

The golden armored man nodded.

Fang Yitu took a few sips of the teacup with a headache, and said, "Which relative of the Tian family moved Taoshan overseas with great supernatural powers?"

The golden-armored god-man smiled wryly, and nodded: "Your Majesty is an official, so there is no danger. If you are a subordinate official and others, your life and death will be unknown."

Fang Yitu waved his hand: "There are many colleagues, you don't need to come forward. How many people are summoned in Lingxiao Hall?"

"Great court meeting in Lingxiao Palace." The golden armored godman just changed his appearance, and while eating meat, drinking and chatting with Fang Yitu around the campfire, although he didn't say a few words, and it was only a one-sided acquaintance, Fang Yitu That kind of bold attitude made him feel very happy and casual, and now he is willing to say a few more words: "The Zhongxiao Hou has been in heaven for a long time, so I don't know. Whenever there is such a big event, the court meeting held is the same as the normal court meeting. .”

"Fang knows, thank you for your advice." Fang Yitu nodded, stood up, and asked hesitantly: "Most of my colleagues come here to celebrate Fang's housewarming. Summon them?"

The Jinjia Godman smiled and said: "The lower officials are sent by the orders of the superiors. This trip is full-time to summon Zhong Xiaohou. If the Lord Hou wants to remind his colleagues, the lower officials have nothing to say."

Fang Yitu nodded: "Thank you, please let the angel stay for a while." She went out of the house without calling Wang Qian, walked outside the courtyard by herself, and said to the crowd: "Dao brothers, cough cough! Colleagues !"

Fortunately, the immortals are all quick-sense and quick-witted, and they can hear clearly if there is a word in the distance, otherwise she would be exhausted to finish the matter by herself.Why is his voice so hoarse? Isn't it because when he was training with a group of bandits, he shouted hoarse in despair.

Fang Yitu paused for a moment, except for those who were too fascinated by playing chess and mahjong, everyone was ready to listen to what she had to say.

"At the Great Court Meeting in Lingxiao Palace, an angel came to summon Fang. My colleagues are here with Fang. I'm afraid that the angel will not be able to find you for a while."

Although the vast majority of people did not move, a small number of people, about one-two-tenth to one-two thousand people, got up quickly, packed their bodies and prepared to go outside Lingxiao Hall to wait for the edict.Although not all are eligible to enter the Lingxiao Palace to participate in the Great Court Meeting, but some people skipped work, and it is better to go at this time than not to go at all!

Fang Yitu also drove straight to Nantianmen with the golden-armored god-man. On the way, because there were too many people traveling with her, she saw a wonderful scene...

It is normal for all kinds of three flowers to gather on the top, the five qi are in the sky, the sun is shining, the auspicious color is a thousand, the sky is falling, the ground is full of golden lotus, and the fragrant wind is curling up. The ones that live all over the body, the ones that are called out and sprinkled all over the body, and the ones that are shaken off vigorously...

This is a little strange.

Fang Yitu couldn't help leaning over to catch the flower fairies flying all over the sky, and asked a little dumbfounded: "You guys are making such a big commotion...is it necessary before the meeting?"

The flower fairies grinningly pulled a handful of flowers from the flower branches that appeared in the air, stuffed them into their mouths, chewed and swallowed them, and covered their mouths with a smile: "Is there a lot of movement?"

Huode Xingjun on the side put away the flames all over his body, shook his unscathed clothes, floated over on the cloud and said, "Don't Fanghou need to cover up the smell on the ground?"

Fang Yitu sniffed his body: "It doesn't smell like ah... A certain one has bathed and changed clothes."

"Bathing and changing clothes don't work, it's mainly inside the body!"

"We will find a way to get rid of the smoke after eating and drinking in the mortal world."

"There is also the smell of wine and meat. When it is very weak in the mortal world, it is obvious when it is washed by the spiritual energy in the heaven."

"Although your majesty and empress can't smell it, but if the maids smell it, they will be impolite!"

Fang Yitu frowned and said: "Then Fang must also burn it with fire?"

Huode Xingjun smiled and said: "You haven't cultivated the true fire of Samadhi, so burning it is in vain. The true fire of Samadhi can burn all things, and only the true fire of Samadhi can burn the pyrotechnic gas produced by ordinary fire."

Shui De Zhenjun came over with a bottle in his hand: "Thanks to the banquet, I will return you to drink this bottle of Samadhi water, and I will control it to help you wash your stomach and intestines."

Fang Yitu covered his mouth and took a step back, frowning, "It seems to be very uncomfortable."

Zhenjun Shuide said calmly: "It's a little bit uncomfortable, but it's good to get used to it. Poor Dao has to wash three or five times a month, it's nothing."

True Monarch Huode said with a dry smile: "Poverty's Samadhi True Fire tempers itself well, and it is neither hot nor painful. When tempering others, it burned a few pieces of clothing."

The flower fairies handed over a few flower branches, and said with a charming smile: "Stop returning, eating some flowers can also resolve one or two."

Fang Yitu took a bite, and ran to the Xiaguang Wandao Ruicai Qiantiao Group with a bitter face: "All fellow Taoists, please borrow some Xiaguang Ruicai Fragrance Wind Filters from Fang. Fang has not practiced enough and has not yet learned this spell. All the immortal elders lend a helping hand!"

The author has something to say: the ants go back and forth to empty the acres, and the scorpions are buried for several springs and autumns.Fame and fame surpass the world to know who is, and strength returns to the sky to rest here. 30 years of hard work went to the torch, but I don't know why.The future direction must not be confused. …………………… The heroic separatism is over now, but the literary talent still exists today.But looking at the great reputation in ancient times, he was entangled in ups and downs all day long.She is a strong, beautiful, righteous and fair heroine, and there are many loyal brothers who admire her and are attracted to her. …………… Mountains, overwhelming seas and rivers with huge billows.The gallop is in a hurry, and the battle of ten thousand horses is still in full swing.The inexplicable twists and turns, after a few words, she became a fairy on the ground, a loyal and filial prince in the heaven. …………… But when riding on the horse and riding on the sky, the sword and halberd are like mountains, not to be feared.Three is anger and five is death, victory lies in three and decline lies in five.Fang Yitu's heroic fairy life, when the stormy waves hit the shore, everything changes, only people remain the same.The fair golden mother loves her adopted son and respects her subjects.More are countless strange immortals... a bright, heroic and unpredictable future.

Above is the original text.

I guess there are no faithful Christians and Catholics on 123 Romance, right?Hahahaha, believers are not allowed to watch things involving homosexuality!

BL and GL all have to fuck off!Sex before marriage!Cheating after marriage is still rough!Murder fuck off!Steal and fuck!These are written in the Ten Commandments of Jehovah!Push the Ten Commandments!

"You shall have no other gods before me."

"You shall not make an image for yourself; nor shall you make an image like anything that is in the sky above, or the earth below, or that is under the earth, or in the water. You shall not bow down to those images, nor serve them, for I am the LORD your God. I am a jealous God."

I once had a sad experience, that is, I met missionary Christians in different places within a short period of time.First of all, in the park, my mother and I were basking in the sun. A gorgeous middle-aged woman ran over to us and asked, "Are you willing to believe in Jesus?" My mother refused decisively, and the middle-aged woman made a phone call and left. One minute later, another middle-aged woman took a two-line steerable kite and ran to fly 1 meters in front of us. Two minutes after the kite flew into the sky, it was very uncontrollable and hit us directly.

I rub class!I write articles every day with all kinds of countermeasures, but today I was hacked by this girl!My mother dragged me, who intended to come forward to find someone to fight, and left quickly.Fortunately, when I stood up to block the kite, I seemed to use too much force, and broke one of the plastic poles in the kite, so I didn't jump on it.

Two or three days later, when I was hiking in another place, I met a group of middle-aged and elderly women wearing red shirts embroidered on a certain church, holding a Bible and rushing towards them: "Would you like to learn about Christ?" My mother said I left quickly again, and the gray-haired old lady in the lead roared: "Stay away from God and you will go to hell! Heretic!"

I was angry, but my mother didn't bother me. At that time, I walked for more than an hour on an empty stomach, and my blood was soaked in the sun. I just drank half a bottle of water and felt a little hungry.With his feet on horseback, his hands clenched into fists, he shook the ground and shook the lion's magic skill and shouted: "wmlgb! The old bastard spread the cult to me! You fucking want to die, and the uncle will send you to heaven in minutes See you Lord! If you can’t hook up with a guy, you’ll be blah blah blah” At first, there were a lot of words to scold, but the old ladies ran to the other direction in tears, and my mother dragged me away covering my mouth.After going back, the agreed hot pot was gone, and I was fucked for two hours.

My family is very strict.Whenever I am hungry, angry, depressed, or impatient, I will swear a lot.My father and my mother are strong men in the Northeast and women in the Northeast with great physical strength and strength...

Although I have a bad heart, I love to fight with people... The boys in the Shenmayuan, the drunks on the road, the hooligans in the car, the hateful relatives... Dogs bite and kick dogs, cats scratch Chasing out cats and beating people up.

The only record of being with a dog is a walk in early spring, when a ferocious wild dog sprang out from the bushes and quickly smacked my strong calf through my pants. Fortunately, the pants were thick that day.I yelled at the empty intersection with the dog for half an hour. It only spoke dog language. I changed multiple languages ​​such as roar, scream, tiger howl, lion howl, wolf howl and swear words, and finally I was waiting for someone somewhere The strong uncle, who couldn't stand listening to it from time to time, dropped the car window and threw a meat bun, leading the dog away.I thanked you hoarsely and went home safely.

Therefore, all the characters who are cold and pretentious are unreal when I write them. It is Fang Yitu, who is an unstable person who always likes to fight with others, that suits me! ! !

I want to say that I am not going to do anything to God Jehovah, because his followers have never cursed me.However, just a righteous man was praised as one of the Trinity of God by the popes who have hidden dirt, exercised power, molested children, sold the Atonement, and Peter of Nazareth, and Peter and others who praised him, I can still get my hands on it. (Mainly because of the child molestation case, I hate the Vatican, the Pope, and Christianity. You should find them yourself. There are many.)

"Jesus of Nazareth" is a good movie, highly recommended!Although it is not clear!All are short films within 10 minutes, a total of 41, including Kuliu. "Passion of the Christ" is also a good movie!

Because I am going to enter V, I would like to ask, can the readers accept my black Jesus or black Peter, and then punish them?

Or don't you want to watch the jokes about conquering the Quartet at all?Because I really like goblins, I want to use Waikou as the villain.If there are too many people who oppose Jesus as the villain, I will replace it with the Pope.Anyway, Amaterasu in Takamahara, Japan is a must!

There is no update today, and I will enter the third update of V tomorrow afternoon.Although the second fever has just passed, I have already finished writing a chapter and a half~

The above is the original text before chapter V.