Haomai Xiansheng

Chapter 117 Roast Meat



Chapter 117 Roast Meat

Fang Yitu stared at the mountain in front of him...it was a mountain!It can be said that it is a mountain, although it is a little short, a little flat, a little bald, and a little barren... Thinking about the saying that if the mountain is not high, there will be immortals, but I still think this is a small slope!Not only are there no exotic flowers and plants, but there are not even any decent pine trees, what a pity!

Erlang Zhenjun pointed here very seriously: "It is here."

Fang Yitu looked at him suspiciously: "Did Zhenjun remember the wrong way? Let alone a god, even a mortal hermit would not want to live here."

"Pindao loves to live here! What are you doing!" A rough and domineering voice came from the mountain: "What does the poor way have anything to do with you! Yang Jian!"

Erlang Zhenjun raised his eyebrows, and said in his heart that if you dare to be so cruel to me, I will give you a palm thunder.What a prestige! "Xuanweizi, what are you going to do again?"

Fang Yituxin said, when I meet you later, if you can't tell me clearly from the differences between the two books, I will beat you up!snort!

"Come in!" Before the man finished speaking, the short mountain in front of him suddenly disappeared, replaced by a precipitous mountain with thousands of feet high and thousands of walls. Exotic flowers and plants can be seen everywhere, and the mountain walls are covered with Ganoderma lucidum and Nine Dragons Pan. A kind of panacea, ginseng, poria cocos, asparagus and other medicines can be seen everywhere on the roadside.

Erlang Zhenjun raised his eyebrows again, there was a complete difference in his eyes, the other party Yitu said: "Fanghou please."

Fang Yitu hehe: "True Monarch, please!" The old guy, the illusion he used is so powerful that he even hides his breath, and my military adviser is nothing more than that.The two went in together, entered the mountain, walked a few steps, and there was no road, only a dangerous path between the rocks and cliffs, but it seemed to be the place where tigers and leopards walked.

Fang Yitu's hand brushed over the ginseng on the roadside intentionally or unintentionally, almost had a habitual attack and dug out all the leaves of the medicinal material, but fortunately he held back.However, she also made up her mind to ask her brothers to grow some medicinal materials after returning home, and to plant and raise all the medicinal materials from all over the world. It looks so majestic.

Erlang Zhenjun stopped in front of the path, and said loudly: "Xuan Weizi, where are you? Come out quickly, don't trouble me to use my eyes to find you."

Xuanweizi's voice was still rough and arrogant: "Go straight ahead!" The two followed their advice and walked straight forward, as if they were about to climb the path, but they entered a cave in the mountains.The hollow in this mountain is very wide. Looking up, there is a large formation of the sun, moon and stars, and there is a deep pool beside it. There are palaces and pavilions in front, and two tigers and leopards.

"Take the illusion!" Erlang Zhenjun seemed impatient, and said angrily: "Don't play this with me!"

"Pindao is not playing with you! Fang Yitu, if you can break the illusion formation here, I will see you. If you can't... Hey! What are you doing!"

Fang Yi drew out his saber angrily: "What do you think Fang is going to do!"

As soon as the tiger and leopard grunted, they jumped into the deep pool, and Zhenjun Erlang looked sideways at him; "Fanghou, you..."

Fang Yitu held a saber flower in one hand, and glanced in the direction of the palace: "Fang did come to ask for advice, but it's okay if you don't ask!"

Xuanweizi said: "Fang Yitu! You don't have to scare the poor Taoist. When the poor Taoist scares people, you are still struggling in the cycle of reincarnation."

"That's right! Fang is struggling now. Don't talk so much nonsense." Fang Yitu said bluntly: "Fang is not good at illusion, but a certain swordsman taught a method to break ten meetings with one effort!" The saber energy in her hand gradually lengthened and condensed... "Xuan Weizi, Fang has a bad temper, please forgive me." It's the most annoying thing to be defiant in front of me!Also try if I can break your phantom formation, hum, I don’t ask, I hack your house, if the phantom formation will be broken, if it’s not a phantom formation, then let’s have a good fight.

Let's see what ability you have to make Fang Yitu bow his head!

Yang Jian didn't want to persuade the fight at all, it's good to fight, and it will be exciting to watch.I touch my body, I don't bring wine or meat, but I have a box of snacks.

Xuan Weizi said angrily: "You are a poor man, you can't see it, your saber energy is not condensed, it's just that phantom that scares you!"

Fang Yitu's face blushed, and before he said anything, Dao Po rushed out angrily: "Who is this old guy! So arrogant! Do you think I don't exist!"

Dao Soul was originally in the hands of the second princess, but was oppressed by the princess's strength, so she couldn't get angry. When it was in Fang Yitu's hands, she didn't like her strength, so she didn't come out. She showed her head during the last battle, and went back Afterwards, Fang Yitu praised and flattered him when he stayed for nothing, and Dao Po felt that there was no grievance like a pearl covered in dust.

"Old guy" Xuan Weizi said angrily: "Little Dao Po dares to talk to the poor like this, he really has no tutor!"

A few days ago, Dao Po went to the sun to absorb fire, and he was full of Amaterasu's mana, and he made up for all the energy he had fighting against the Donghuang Bell at the alien place, and was praised every day by Fang Yitu, and he was like glue with the sword slave Lingering together all day, the temper is getting bigger and bigger.He didn't even say hello to Fang Yitu at the moment, his saber energy soared!The real fire of the sun and the saber energy mixed together, and the raging flames rushed straight to the space between the sun and the moon above the cave, trying to make the old man suffer by stirring up the sun and moon formation.

A treasured sword flew out of the palace, holding a golden saber in his hand, presumably Xuanweizi was controlling the sword in the house.Mao Jindao shook her hand away, and flew forward to meet the enemy.

Dao Po and Xuan Wei Zi fought you back and forth, it was extremely lively, and the sound of shouting and cursing was endless.

Fang Yitu stood there for a long time after the Maojin knife was released, but she was able to force the knife back, but thinking about how boring the knife soul must be inside, it would be very boring to call him back, when she turned her head, she saw Yang Jian sitting in the The tiger who knew when to climb up from the water was eating a lacquer box of snacks with great relish.

Fang Yitu walked over with a smile, fumbled from his sleeve for a long time, and took out a small Qiankun bag.Take out an oven from the bag, a bundle of fruit wood, ten catties of pork legs, beef legs, and pork belly skewers wrapped in oiled paper, a large box of seasoning bottles, a large jar of spirits, a jar of water, and two gold cups.Long-lasting freshness in a cosmo bag.

She kicked the leopard next to her: "Let me sit, or be eaten by me?"

The leopard roared and obediently lay behind her.

Yang Jian said with a smile: "The knife in Fanghou's house is also so unusual." As he said, he put the last snack in his mouth, not letting anyone in at all.

Fang Yitu glanced at the box: "This seems to be my family's food box, with a pictographic square character drawn on it." Di Niang returned the gift?Just a box of snacks?

Yang Jian was a little embarrassed, and said: "Sister She and Mrs. Zun have a good relationship, and Mrs. Zun has learned a lot of dim sum recipes." What kind of jealousy are you?

Fang Yitu was relieved and startled her, thinking when did Zhai Yan'er and Yang Jian get to know each other well enough to give him some snacks... It felt like his hat was green.It turned out that Yang Xiaomei learned dim sum from Di Niang, and she just took my food box and put it back.She was also a little embarrassed, hahaha smirked: "Let's eat some barbecue." She had already used spells to ignite the wood, and roasted the beef leg that had been marinated when it was wrapped in oil paper and packed into the bag on the fire.Two more glasses of wine were poured.

Fang Yitu and Yang Jian drank wine, waited for the barbecue to be cooked, and sat on the soft and warm tiger and leopard, watching the wonderful fight, very comfortable.

The Maojin knife had already repelled Xuanweizi's sword, and flew into the palace like lightning, but was beaten out for some reason.Dao Po furiously said: "I think I am the son of the sun, how could I be defeated by an old man like you! Old guy, report your name, the nameless ghost who is immortal under the grandfather!"

Xuan Weizi was originally bored to play with Fang Yitu, and it was only fun when she turned her face, but when he met Dao Po, a rampant and arrogant guy, he was really angry, but he also envied Fang Yitu's Dao Po. power.Immediately, he attached his soul to Yufeng's sword and fought with him.

Dao Po fought with him for a while, and he suddenly shouted: "Old man, why don't you use all your strength! If I win you, the victory will be by force!"

Fang Yitu dared to take the small knife handed by Yang Jian to cut meat and eat it. According to her nature, she buried her face on the beef and gnawed her face full of oil, but if she had a knife, she could use it. If she didn’t have a knife, she could use her strength to cut meat. .At this time the meat was still hot, she grabbed the meat and shouted: "Dao Po, if you don't use all your strength, it's fair!" It took a few sips of wine to slow down.

Xuan Weizi was very distracted by the smell of wine and meat, and said angrily, "Yang Jian! You actually ate it too!"

The beef leg was sliced ​​and eaten up, and there was still some meat on the bone, but it was not formed. Fang Yitu picked up the bone and asked the leopard, "Do you want to eat it?"

Leopard said: "Eat! Can I have some more wine?"

"No!"

"Woo... woo woo... woo woo woo..."

Yang Jian was grilling pork belly skewers, he said: "After my sister came back from the banquet, she also tried to grill meat skewers at home, but she couldn't get in."

Fang Yitu was triumphant: "This seasoning is the secret of the Fang family!" She paused, and then said: "As long as the cumin pepper chili powder is mixed with salt, honey, and sesame powder for a day, that's enough. Don’t make it too spicy, just add more chili noodles to look good.”

Yang Jian nodded solemnly, looked at the skewers carefully, and said, "It's true. It should be clear."

Dao Po also shouted: "Don't roast it! I can't smell it, it's so painful!"

Fang Yitu said very understandingly: "It's okay, Taoist Xuan Weizi can smell it too much to eat." The leopard she sat down laughed smugly.

The angry Xuan Weizi stopped fighting Dao Po.The flesh body came out to catch the sword, and came over to coax people with a cold face: "You two have ruined the old man's paradise! Don't go out yet!" Fang Yitu waved his hands and smiled: "The Taoist priest is coming to eat together."

Xuan Weizi originally wanted to be a bit more virtuous, but he didn't want to eat it. Thinking about the little bastard Dao Po, he was very annoying, but he really couldn't eat it, so he took the skewers and munched on them.

The Maojin knife floated over and said with contempt: "Hey, come and eat."

He floated in front of Fang Yitu very weakly, and fell down with a bang, landing in her arms.If he hadn't run out of mana, he wouldn't have ceased fighting.Fang Yitu hugged him distressedly and stroked him a few times: "My dear boy, I'll let you bask in the sun after I get back, and take a good rest."

Xuan Weizi was very angry at the words "the food that comes from you", but unfortunately, before he could refute, the other party fainted, so he had to stop fighting.

When this person came over with a knife, the beef leg was finished, and the pork belly was more than half roasted. This was the result of two people savoring carefully. Xuan Weizi and Dao Po fought for nearly an hour.His tiger and leopard was originally used to pull carts, but now Yang Jian and Fang Yitu seized him as a stool, and the attitude of these two people to give way was useless, so he had to turn the handkerchief in his sleeve into a chair, Another leaf was picked and turned into a jade cup, and we came to eat and drink together.

Sure enough, eating and drinking will make people feel good. When the meat is gone, Xuan Weizi politely puts the leopard under Fang Yitu's butt and the tiger under Yang Jian's butt into the deep pool to catch the fish and grill them. The wine was also drunk, Xuan Weizi kicked the bone-gnawing tiger again, and asked him to go to the house to fetch wine.

Fang Yituxin said, Daoist Xuanwei is not a bad character, he has few friends, probably because he was too rough and arrogant when we first met, but he got better after we met.Taking advantage of the lack of wine and meat, Fang Yitu took out two books and flipped through them: "I wonder if Daoist Xuanwei can see the difference between the mortal Guiguzi and the fairyland Guiguzi, and who wrote it? "

Xuan Weizi smiled lightly: "Who made it? This Guiguzi handed down by the poor Taoist, after more than 1000 years, the poor Taoist can't delete some of it?"

So Fang Yitu took out the third Guiguzi from his bosom: "This book is a gift from..., it is different from the mortal and celestial books, but why?"

Xuan Weizi blushed silently.

Yang Jian laughed loudly: "This book is a bet he made with me. If he lost, I asked him to pass the book on to change the court. I gave it to Fang Hou."

"Ah, thank you Zhenjun." She looked at Xuan Weizi and shouted happily: "Master?"

"Hmph, are you worthy of calling me Master?"

Fang Yitu raised his eyebrows, almost saying he wanted to fight?No no no, be calm, be a little polite.So with a bit of a sneer, he said, "Yes, it's not worthy of returning home. Is it because of military aggression? Bravery but no strategy? Power over the government? Seizing money? Controlling words?" She said something, and Xuan Weizi shook his head.She thought to herself, it couldn't be because I haven't been loyal like pines and frost and snow, and the wind is like water shining on the blue sky... so loyal and with a breeze in my sleeves, right?I'm good enough for Daotai!

Xuan Weizi snorted: "The disciple of the poor way was actually deceived and killed by someone. You are more shameful than Sun Bin."

Yang Jian laughed so hard that he almost choked, and he didn't know why it was so funny.I don't know if Xuan Weizi was angry and funny, or Fang Yitu nodded his head holding his breath and it was very funny.

Xuan Weizi deeply felt that cannibals have short mouths and short hands. At that time, if Yang Jian hadn't passed by here while hunting, he would have stopped to have a feast when he saw the beautiful scenery on the mountain, and the mountain was full of fragrance... Who knew such a person!This time, I was seduced by the fragrance again: "Your practice has been hindered, but it is because of a knot in your heart. Waiting for the poor to count with you."

The author has something to say: Today my dad brought back a new oven, so...feeling...

I'm on a diet recently, and I'm very hungry... So I especially like to write about delicious food when I write novels... After I finish writing, I feel as if I've eaten... Tears...

Today I made up yesterday's word count...

It is said that one day is allowed for the perfect attendance award, but the word count for this month must be 10 words. I did the math, and I have written 3000 words so far this month. As long as I write [-] words a day, I will never get it. The Perfect Attendance Award for...

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