dhibooks Chapter 73
Chapter 73
【I will really laugh hahaha】
【A whole family burst into laughter [hahaha.jpg]】
[Looking at the expressions of the third young master and the others, hahahaha, I would really die from laughing [Patting the table and laughing wildly.jpg]]
[I suspect that the NPC took them away from the two dormitory areas in front on purpose, the purpose is to let them have a look at the wonderful world (bushi)
[Cheap teacher is good or bad, San Shao and the others are really pitiful [but who can hold back the laughter.jpg]]
[Obviously there is another way to go next to it, but I have to pass through the first two dormitory areas [笑死.jpg]]
Hearing Teacher Gui's words, the expressions of Ji Shi'an and the others changed in a rare unanimous manner, and they turned pale in unison in shock.
Shen Ye couldn't help asking his soul torture: "This building...can people really live in it? Will it really not sleep until the building collapses in the middle of the night?"
Teacher Gui said seriously: "Please rest assured, our buildings are all qualified and high-quality buildings that have undergone safety monitoring. The conditions are difficult but it does not mean that the environment is dangerous. The school is very concerned about the safety of students' lives."
Paying attention to life safety does not mean providing every student with a high-quality life.
Xiao Siyan swallowed nervously and fearfully, and said tremblingly: "This, this, this looks like a haunted house in a movie..."
Xia Tongtong was so excited that she was almost scared to cry by Xiao Siyan's association: "Yes, will there be ghosts? Sister, I, I, I am afraid of QAQ!"
But this time, Teacher Gui just glanced at them and didn't answer Xia Tongtong's question directly.
【Help, cheap teacher's attitude makes me a little more comfortable [猫猫狂狂胡脸脸.jpg]】
[Based on the rules of the previous two issues, this issue should be based on the theme of spiritual recovery]
[Director Fang is not going to play a big game, is he? [Suddenly Excited.jpg]]
Ji Shi'an sighed in his heart. He could sense the faint mana fluctuations in the campus, which meant that Director Fang had sex with a real guy this time, which meant... maybe there was a ghost.
Of course, Director Fang will definitely not use that kind of real evil ghost, but one or two ghosts played by special spirit bodies are scary enough for these little cubs.
Well, except Lan Zai.
Thinking of this, Ji Shi'an couldn't help but glanced at the youngest cub, and sure enough, he saw that instead of a trace of fear on the face of the little one, there was a hint of excitement on the face.
Sensing Xiao Siyan and Xia Tongtong's fear, Ji Yinlan held their hands, and swore: "It's okay! Lanlan is not afraid at all. If Brother Yanyan and Sister Tongtong really encounter a ghost, they will Come find Lan Lan!"
If the cub's hands were not busy at this time, he even looked like he would like to pat his own small chest.
Xiao Siyan sniffed, looked at Xiao O Zaizai's brave little appearance with admiration, and said, "Lanlan, you are really amazing."
Ji Yinlan smiled proudly: "Papa Mama said that Lanlan is the most courageous!"
Xiao Siyan said with Xingxing eyes: "Then, can I sleep with Lanlan at night?"
Ji Yinlan said confidently: "Of course not—" Question!
Before he could finish speaking, the cub's open mouth was covered by someone.
"Of course not." Xiao Suchi said with a serious face, "Little Omega can't just sleep with little Alpha! And you are not in the same dormitory room."
Xiao Siyan suddenly put on a small face.
【Hahaha Mr. Yan's ghost idea failed [狗头.jpg]】
【Mr. Yan is not bad, he knows at such a young age that he has to take the initiative to attack the little Omega he likes [thumb.jpg]】
[Chi cub is really like an old hen who protects the calf hahaha]
[When Lan Zai was about to agree, Chi Zai's face changed [really funny.jpg]]
【Screenshot screenshot】
[Fresh Chi Cub expression pack released [Chi Cub Changing Face · I don't allow it!] .jpg]]
Teacher Gui blinked and said, "That's right, students had better not leave their dormitories casually at night, otherwise—"
With his wickedly drawn out tone, he was satisfied to see the expressions of Xiao Siyan and Xia Tongtong change again.
"Otherwise, if you are caught by the teacher or the aunt in the dormitory, you will be punished." Teacher Gui finished the second half of the sentence with a smile.
Xiao Siyan let out a long breath of relief, patted his chest and said, "I was scared to death, I thought I would encounter some weird things..."
Xia Tongtong was startled: "What, what's so weird?"
"It's the kind that often appears in movies." Xiao Siyan lowered his voice and began to give examples, "What about mysterious shadows that appear in the middle of the night, strange noises in the empty room upstairs, and other things that obviously live on the top floor, but somehow appear more Up the stairs..."
"You, you, you, stop talking!" Xia Tongtong gasped, looking quite frightened.
"You know quite a lot!" Teacher Gui's face suddenly changed, "But... maybe."
Xiao Siyan's voice stopped abruptly, and his face turned pale again.
Seeing this, Teacher Gui restored the smile just now and said, "Just kidding."
[I don't think Mr. Cheap is joking about how to break [shivering.jpg]]
[Very good, I have the visual sense of the opening of a ghost movie [excited hand rubbing.jpg]]
[Mr. Yan demonstrated to us very vividly what it means to be cowardly and playful, and he was so scared to death that he still didn't forget to scare Tongtong, but now he is scared [hahaha.jpg]]
"I guess everyone doesn't like this kind of dormitory, right?" Teacher Gui asked.
Everyone shook their heads in unison.
An Yi sensitively sensed the meaning of Teacher Gui's words, and asked, "What does the teacher mean, is there a chance for us to change the dormitory building?"
"That's right." Teacher Gui glanced at An Yi appreciatively, "This building is just your initial dormitory building. After the exam this afternoon, everyone must go back to this building to rest at night. After the results come out tomorrow morning, the school will According to everyone's test scores, new dormitory buildings will be allocated."
"The better the test scores, the better the living conditions in the dormitory. On the contrary, the poorer the scores, the worse the environment will be." Teacher Gui said with a smile, "So, for the entrance quiz this afternoon, I would like to ask everyone Bring out your best form!"
Xiao Siyan's face changed again: "So, is it linked to grades QAQ!"
Xiao Suchi suddenly raised his hand and asked, "Teacher, I have a question!"
Teacher Gui nodded lightly: "Student Chi, please ask."
"We have assigned roommates now. After the new test results come out, will the roommates be reassigned according to the results?"
"A keen child." Teacher Gui chuckled, "No, roommates are bound together. Even if you change dormitories, your roommates will still be your current roommates."
He paused for two seconds, caught everyone's puzzled and curious eyes, and then continued: "That is to say, the school's dormitory allocation will be based on the scores of all the dormitory owners to calculate the average score."
"And...the school has a rule that it is not allowed to change roommates in the middle. So everyone must work harder, don't be the one who drags you down!"
Hearing this, Ji Yinlan frowned immediately, gently pulled Suchi's clothes and said, "Brother Chichi, Lanlan doesn't know how to take the exam yet, what should I do if I can't even write a lot of words... "
If the grades only affected her, Ji Yinlan wouldn't care so much.
But if he doesn't do well in the exam, it will cause brother Chichi to live in such a dilapidated building. Xiao O Zaizai feels so sad just thinking about it, and feels sorry for brother Chichi.
Xiao Suchi could see the cub's inner thoughts at a glance, he rubbed the cub's head and said, "It doesn't matter even if Lan Lan gets the last place in the exam, brother can work hard to get No. After the grades are averaged, no matter what, you can live in a dormitory with a roof on the roof.”
Ji Yinlan still frowned: "But... If brother Chichi is alone, he can live in a big villa with a small vegetable garden!"
Xiao Suchi choked up lightly, looking at the cub's frowning face, he thought for a while and then said: "That's not necessarily true, I don't know what the content of the exam is, and if I pass the exam, I won't know how to do it." Content, maybe I can only live in this kind of dormitory building."
Su Chi pointed to the 'dangerous building' next to him and said: "If I also do poorly in the exam, then there will be no saying who is dragging the other down, and Lanlan will definitely not drag me down."
"Really?" Little O Zaizai glanced at the dilapidated 'dangerous building' beside him, and asked suspiciously.
"It couldn't be more true." Xiao Suchi nodded affirmatively, "I only learned the knowledge of junior high school. If the content of the exam is even more difficult in high school, I will not do it at all."
Ji Yinlan tilted her head to think for a moment, she didn't have any substantive idea about the example Su Chi gave, and her brows were so dazed that they almost knit together.
Xiao Suchi thought for a while, and changed the way of saying: "For example, Lanlan can make small biscuits now, but suddenly Lanlan was asked to make braised lion head, cola chicken wings, sweet and sour pork ribs, pineapple sweet and sour pork at the same time... Lanlan Can it be done?"
Su Chi reported the names of more than a dozen dishes in one go, all of which the cubs like to eat but can't cook.
"This, so much!" Little O Zaizai slammed his mouth, "Lan Lan can't do it, but Lan Lan can learn."
"That's it." Xiao Suchi nodded in satisfaction, "I don't know how to do high school questions, although I can learn, and I will learn it sooner or later, but if I am asked to do high school test papers, I may only get a zero score. "
The explanation was quite clear, and Ji Yinlan understood it instantly, and subconsciously clenched her fists and said, "Then Lanlan wants to learn with my brother!"
Xiao Suchi nodded, and was very smart not to ask the cub. What he said about learning together was referring to learning the contents of high school textbooks, or those tempting dishes.
But looking at the cub's saliva-like appearance, Xiao Su Chi Xin said that there is a 90.00% possibility of the latter.
【Learn what?Do you want to learn to cook? [Suddenly realized.jpg]]
[This school always gives me a strange feeling, only good grades can live in a good dormitory, and it also depends on the grades of everyone in the same dormitory...]
[Will this really cause conflicts in the dormitory (the conflicts in the dormitory feel light, will it be more accurate to describe it with campus baoli)]
[It was weird when Mr. Cheap said that the management was completely closed before. You can only leave school after graduation?A normal closed school only stays in the middle of the week, and you can go home on weekends and holidays】
[Watching a group of bosses analyze the background, I have no brains, I can only watch the cubs laughing [Head is a little itchy, is it growing brains? .jpg]]
[Xiao Siyan is undoubtedly a scumbag, and the third young master doesn't look very good, so the combination of these two together is really not intentional by Director Fang hahahahaha]
[It can only be said that San Shao's luck is really bad, even Lan Zai can't save him [I can't live.jpg]]
【Let's just say, can Lan Zai's European emperor physique still play a role in the exam?Will it be all right? [Probe into the brain.jpg]]
[Master Ouhuang quickly manifest, let us Lan cubs live in a big villa with a small vegetable garden! [Amitabha Bodhisattva bless.jpg]]
Teacher Gui stood aside with a smile and gave all the guests enough time to discuss.
Xiao Siyan and Ji Shian put their heads together, and they were muttering something, but it seemed that they were 'plotting' how to save their lives in the 'dangerous building' in the next few days .
But no matter how much delay there is, this dormitory must be lived in tonight.
Teacher Gui said: "You can tidy up your personal belongings in the dormitory now, and you can eat in the two cafeterias at noon. But please note that the snack street in the entertainment area can only be entered after school in the afternoon and on weekends. Please don't try to eat at other times. Step into the entertainment area."
【Here we go again】
[This feeling...is obviously a very serious advice, why does it sound a little scary QAQ for no reason]
[It’s not an illusion. If you try to cover the lower half of Mr. Cheap’s face, you will find that although he is smiling, the upper half of his face, especially his eyes, are actually more like glaring... This expression matches his His tone really resembles certain scenes in a horror movie [Crazy Tears.jpg]]
[Where did Director Fang find the talent? His acting skills really beat some people in the entertainment industry [Xiao Huangdou covers her mouth and cries.jpg]]
[Began to hesitate whether to continue to follow the live broadcast in this episode, I don’t even dare to watch the scary pictures [crying cat cat head.jpg]]
【Chase!Why don't you chase after me!You have to believe that with San Shao and Lan Zai around, no matter how treacherous the atmosphere is, it will eventually become a funny blockbuster (bushi]
"At 1:1 p.m., we will start the entrance exam in Room 1 on the [-]st floor of Examination Building [-]. Please don't be late."
After leaving the last sentence, Mrs. Gui handed over the guests to the dormitory auntie in Building No. 8, and left.
All the guests looked at each other for a moment, and then looked at the dormitory aunt in front of them.
The dormitory aunt played by the NPC does not seem to be an easy person to get along with. Seeing everyone looking at her, the corner of her mouth twitched slightly, her eyes stared at everyone, and her voice was cold: "Follow me."
Everyone: "..."
very scary.
dare not speak.jpg
【Help--】
[Why did the live broadcast suddenly show the dormitory aunt a close-up, woo woo woo]
【People are scared to death [tears, burst out.jpg]】
Among the four groups of guests, those who live on the lowest floor are the third floor of Su Chi and Ji Yinlan.
When everyone followed the dormitory aunt to the second floor, the dormitory aunt who had been silent all this time suddenly said, "There are some rules in the dormitory."
"First, please do not turn on the lights or open the door after the lights are turned off at night."
'Second, wake up the bell at six o'clock in the morning, please get up immediately, and gather in the playground before 06:30 for unified morning exercises. '
'Third, the dormitory does not provide hot water during the day, please wash your hands in the morning and evening. '
These are some relatively normal regulations. After listening to Xiao Siyan, he relaxed a little, and felt that this dormitory building did not seem so scary anymore.
——The room on the eighth floor is really a bit high, and there is no elevator, so getting up is even more tiring QAQ.
Auntie Su Guan took Ji Yinlan and Su Chi to the door of their dormitory, gave them two keys and said: "Each room only has three keys, each of you has one key, and the other key is in my hand, there is no extra key." spare key."
The implication is that if you lose your keys, you will do so at your own peril.
Ji Yinlan took the key solemnly, touched it for a long time, and immediately frowned.
Seeing this, Xiao Suchi, who had already put the key in his pocket, asked, "What's the matter, Lan Zai?"
"Lan Lan's clothes don't have pockets." Little O's tone was quite distressed, "What if there is no place to put the keys?"
Xiao Suchi originally wanted to say that he was here to help keep it, but when he thought of the phrase "each of you" said by the auntie just now, he swallowed that sentence again.
At present, the focus of the program is not very clear, every step may be a trap, and every word said by the NPC may be advice and hints.
That being the case, it is better to listen to the NPC.
Little O Zaizai didn't give up yet, a pair of small hands groped around his body, trying to find a place where he could put the key and it was not easy to lose the key.
Xiao Suchi also used his eyes to help the cub find such a place. After looking for it, his eyes suddenly fell on the little claw on the top of the cub's head.
A few minutes later, a key pendant was attached to Ji Yinlan's head.
Little O Zaizai shook his head, and the little key bounced and fell down with the little braid, lightly hitting the cub's fluffy curly hair.
It's strong, it's stable, and obviously it won't come off that easily.
"It's fine like this." Xiao Suchi took a step back, looking at his masterpiece with satisfaction, "As long as the little one can't pull it off, the key will not fall off!"
Ji Yinlan stretched out her fleshy fingers and praised Brother Chichi: "Brother is so smart!"
【Hilarious family members [hahaha.jpg]】
[Has Chi Zai's painting style finally been distorted by Lan Zai hahahaha]
[Tie the key to the hair rope, how did Chi Zai come up with this idea [help me.jpg]]
【Please, the headband decorated with keys is super cool, okay? [Evil Laughing Cat Maotou.jpg]]
[Lan Zai: I am very satisfied [like.jpg]]
[Blind Guess Xingtao will soon appear on Lanzai's key headband [狗头.jpg]]
The others had already been taken away by the dormitory auntie. Ji Yinlan and Su Chi entered the 313 dormitory. The environment in the room made them fall silent at the same time.
There is a simple bunk bed in the room, and two small desks are placed side by side against the wall on the other side. Apart from that, there is only a small wardrobe divided into two compartments.
Yes, no toilets.
The dormitory aunt said that all the dormitory buildings in the third dormitory area are like this. There is no separate toilet and shower room. If you want to wash, wash, shower and go to the toilet, you can only go to the public toilet at the end of the corridor on each floor.
They cannot go out after the lights are turned off at ten o’clock in the evening, and there is no hot water during the day, which means that they have to rush to the bathroom to take a shower and wash clothes immediately after evening self-study, otherwise it is very likely that they will not be able to return to the dormitory before ten o’clock.
However, there are not many students staying in Building 301. On the way from 313 to [-], Xiaosuchi paid attention to these passing rooms.
Although there are many rooms, there are more than a dozen rooms on each floor, but there are only three rooms with 'occupied' hanging on the door, including their 313.
——Obviously there are so many vacant rooms, but it is necessary to arrange other people on other floors, even the eighth floor where the movement is very inconvenient.
Xiao Suchi was even more sure that Director Fang did it on purpose.
At this moment, the housekeeper aunt has brought people to the eighth floor.
The other guests had already been sent to their respective dormitory rooms, and only Ji Shi'an and Xiao Siyan were left behind the dormitory auntie.
The dormitory aunt suddenly said again: "I live on the eighth floor, and there is one more special thing that needs to be paid attention to."
Ji Shi'an, whose mind was empty, suddenly came back to his senses: "What?"
"The water pressure on the eighth floor is unstable, and the water will be relatively low at night." The dormitory aunt said, "If you feel uncomfortable, you can go downstairs to take a shower, but you must return to your room before ten o'clock."
Ji Shi'an hummed, and after taking the key from the housekeeper's aunt, the other party left without saying a word.
Xiao Siyan swallowed nervously: "Is it really okay for the two of us to live together?"
"If there is any problem, don't worry!" Ji Shian patted his chest confidently, his small movements looked like an enlarged version of Ji Yinlan, "With me here, I promise I won't let you be eliminated!"
Xiao Siyan fell suspiciously silent, looking at Ji Shi'an with eyes full of inquiry and suspicion.
【Mr. Yan: I really want to trust you, but you won't give me this chance [pointing point.jpg]】
【Where does the third master's confidence come from? Hahahahaha】
[I have already seen the despair in Mr. Yan's eyes [I will die laughing.jpg]]
Xiao Siyan didn't speak any more, and the atmosphere in the corridor was a little awkwardly quiet for a while.
Ji Shi'an coughed lightly, and inserted the key to open the door in one go: "Let's go, come and see our dormitory—" the dormitory.
Just halfway through speaking, Ji Shian's eyes met the creatures in the room.
The opponent shook the two whiskers on the top of his head, measured the fighting power between himself and the 'intruder', and suddenly spread his wings, rushing towards Ji Shi'an's handsome face.
Ji Shian: "...Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh QAQ!!!"