dhibooks Chapter 13 Zhou Gong Interpreting Dreams
Chapter 13 Zhou Gong Interpreting Dreams
I was pleasantly surprised to see someone reply.
I quickly replied to him. 【Really? 】
[Zu Ma Xing Tian: Uh huh, I'm a dream interpreter, professional. 】
【Me: Can you explain it to me from a professional point of view? 】
[Slaying Horse Xingtian: Yes, add WX: zmxt1314zuikuxuan]
I was a little hesitant, why this person's reply is the same as the routine of selling movies on Weibo.
So I asked before.
[Me: Are you a liar?How to do the same operation as selling movies. 】
[Zu Ma Xing Tian: Did the film seller sell you a fake film? ? ==Pay only]
Oh yes.
I was immediately convinced by him.Although I did not buy that kind of film, but the truth is right.
So I took out my phone and searched for his WeChat account.Add [Cut Horse Xing Tian] to the address book.
This person's profile picture is an old wooden compass, and his screen name is also this [Zu Ma Xing Tian].In the introduction, there are a lot of ancient literature, which looks quite like a serious metaphysics person.
The 10 Moments that can be seen are all written content, a piece of content from Taoism or incomprehensible Sanskrit, paired with a simple literary picture, such as a monk sweeping snow in a snowy temple or a dim In the Taoist temple, an old Taoist holds a scroll and looks like a white beard and beard, full of immortality.
The style is quite high.
As soon as I clicked Add, I received a call from Si Jingnian.
I frantically placed the call.She asked me when I would be home.I said go back now.
She asked if she would come pick me up.I said no, I was about to wait for the bus.
She said yes.
Then hung up.
I left the Internet cafe, walked to the bus stop, and clicked on the chat interface of [Zu Ma Xing Tian].
Celebrating the Chinese New Year with peace of mind: May I ask how to charge.
Killing the Horse and Xingtian: RMB 10-99 for common dreams, starting from RMB 100 for complex or multi-layered dreams, with no upper limit.
Celebrate the New Year with peace of mind: What kind of common dream is it? Does the one I asked count?
Killing the horse and punishing the sky: Life and death, OOXX, murder, falling from a building, being chased, saving the world, superpowers, etc. are common dreams; complex or multi-layered dreams are rare, I have to judge according to your dreams.
Zhanma Xingtian: What are you asking.
Killing the Horse Xingtian: Oh, it should be a common dream. [After breaking up with her boyfriend, I dreamed of having an affair with my best friend. 】
I roughly described my dream, of course not so specific, and reduced many unnecessary details, such as what color underwear Si Jingnian was wearing; the fragrance on Si Jingnian's body; my position.
Happy new year with peace of mind: yes. .How to understand it.
Killing the horse and punishing the sky: Two possibilities, one is because you were cheated on by your boyfriend, and your subconscious is somewhat resistant to men.And you have never had sex with your boyfriend, and at the same time, there is nowhere to relieve your desire.Only dream of ambiguous behavior with women.As for why the object is a girlfriend, it can basically be determined that this person is the person you trust the most in your subconscious.That's why you put your desires in your dreams on the people you want to rely on.
Oh my god!He was absolutely right! ! !I am basically convinced of this statement.Come to think of it, I'm a bit phobic.Moreover, subconsciously, he relied heavily on Si Jingnian, although he was a little embarrassed to admit it.But I knew in my heart that it was true.
I thought about it.
Although I fear men, I don't think finding a girlfriend is the way out.Not to mention I don't like girls, and my parents would probably go crazy.
Then is what he said related to Duke Zhou's interpretation of dreams?
Celebrating the new year with peace of mind: Is this the content of Duke Zhou’s interpretation of dreams?What is the second type?
Zhan Ma Xing Tian: I beg you, please keep pace with the times and combine Chinese and Western.Nowadays, when we interpret dreams, we all learn from the elders of a hundred schools of thought, take the essence of various thoughts and discard the dross.I am referring to Freud's "The Interpretation of Dreams".
Happy new year with peace of mind: that's it.I'm uneducated and I shut up.
I added an emoji that puts a seal on the mouth.
Killing the horse and punishing the sky: The second understanding is: you are in love with your best friend.You have a boyfriend just to hide your true sexual orientation, but in fact, you have always subconsciously regarded your best friend as the object of desire relief.
Why is the second explanation so lame?I suddenly doubted this man's dream-interpreting skills.
Celebrating the new year with peace of mind: (wiping off sweat) This is ridiculous.
Zhanma Xingtian: Then I will be the first one.Make money.
Celebrate the New Year with peace of mind: How much is it?If it is the first result.
Killing the Horse and Xingtian: 10 yuan, the first time I charge you a friendly price, you can come to me again if you want to interpret your dreams in the future, or recommend a friend to come.I will give you 8% off in the future~
I immediately paid 10 yuan, which is really cheap.
When I was a child, my mother took me to tell my fortune on the overpass. More than ten years ago, the fee was 200.
It's really cheap in comparison.
Zhanma Xingtian: Thank you for your patronage~ If you need to contact me again, besides understanding dreams, I also accept fortune-telling and word-testing services. If you need to read Fengshui, catch ghosts, etc., I can also introduce my senior brother to you.
I suddenly felt that my 27 years had been wasted.In just a few days, I came into contact with people who master high technology and such unreal things.
Ah, what a wonderful world.
Happy new year with peace of mind: ok ok.But I hope you don’t give me this chance to meet your brother (shocked expression).
Killing the horse and punishing the sky: One world, one wish.
Celebrate the New Year with peace of mind: Are you afraid of these too?Didn't you just learn this?
Zhanma Xingtian: I am not afraid!You are layman's jargon, my senior brother and I are in the same department, but have different majors.I'm going to bed, I'll get in touch again.
Happy new year with peace of mind: Well, good night~
I thought to myself, could this person be from a Taoist university?
but no matter.
As a person who is very good at self-regulation, after listening to the analysis of Zhanma Xingtian, all my miscellaneous thoughts ran away, and I really felt relaxed.
So to sum it up, I am currently afraid of men and have physical needs.
The solution is very simple, just stay away from men for the time being.As for things like physiological needs, it is like a big aunt, and it takes two days to bear it.
But I didn't expect at the moment that physical needs have another characteristic like my aunt.
That means she comes once a month.
I went home happy because the stone in my heart had been put down.When I saw Si Jingnian, I was also generous and frank.
He even rushed over to give Si Jingnian a big bear hug, and hung on her body but couldn't get off.
Her arms were wrapped around her slender fair neck, and her legs were wrapped around her slender waist.
She dragged my hips with both hands very cooperatively, and stood there solidly to bear my weight.
In the end, I couldn't hang on any longer, and my two legs gradually slipped from her waist to the ground.
She asked me why I was so happy.
With a bright smile on my face, I told her that Cao Youyou was going to be a mother, and I was happy for her.
Si Jingnian asked me how Cao Youyou was doing now, I said. "It's alright, I'm going to be in labor with peace of mind, and I don't have to go to work. I eat, drink and have fun every day, and I'll be fat and fat for nothing."
Thinking of the happy state of her lying on the sofa eating strawberries, I also answered, "Ah, I really want to get pregnant and wait for delivery, so I don't have to go to work. I can have someone serve me with delicious food and drink. "
Si Jingnian urged me to take a bath, but the words that came out of his mouth mercilessly broke my fantasy. "Give birth to a child is very painful, you are not the most afraid of pain."
"Huh!!! I forgot about this! I'm not going to have a baby anymore. Just pretend I didn't say that just now." I grimaced in fright when I thought of the scene of the child being born.
"Ah, when will the good life come???"
"Of course it's impossible to rely on a man! It's not reliable at all! That's all, I won't get married in the future!!!"
"Then you can only win the lottery! Yes, you still have to rely on yourself to become a rich woman!"
I played a good show with my own split personality, making my own arguments, refuting myself, and reconciling with myself.
"You can rely on me." Si Jingnian leaned slightly towards me, and pulled the hair on my right ear behind my ear. "After all, I am a rich woman Si."
"Hehehe, that makes sense." With flushed cheeks and crooked smiling eyes, I excitedly looked at Si Jingnian who was so eloquent. "Jingnian, you have to work hard to make money, I won't get married in the future! The future will depend on hugging your thigh!"
"Okay." Si Jingnian also smiled.
"Ah, no, no, I want to record. No, I want to record a video. Say it again to the camera." I ran back to the sofa to get my phone, turned on the camera, and took a picture of Si Jingnian.
I acted as the voice-over, deliberately pronouncing the words correctly, with very clear cadences. "Ms. Si Jingnian, will you make good money in the future so that you can hug classmate An Xiaoyu's thigh?"
Although Si Jingnian in the camera is not wearing makeup, he is still shockingly beautiful.
She looked at the camera seriously, she didn't seem to be joking with me, she seemed to be deciding the company's annual direction, she said. "Yes. I, Si Jingnian, would like to let An Xiaoyu hug my thigh for the rest of my life."
I can feel my heart beating violently, but my mouth is still empty. "Ms. Si Jingnian, are you sure that your current state is normal, that you have not been coerced, that you have not taken any nationally prohibited drugs, and that you are not mentally abnormal?"
She showed a chuckle, which was so beautiful that it was not like ordinary people.Through the lens, I feel that she is far away from me, like the moon in the sky, untouchable.
"I'm sure."