God help me

Chapter 45 Definition

The hamster Tangtang who was fed in the study was very obedient, and Chu Xiaotang who was fed in the dining room was also exceptionally obedient.

Fang Shenxing and Chu Xiaotang sat face to face at the table, Chu Xiaotang ate one thing and another, chopsticks fluttered in different plates, his mouth was full of delicacies, no matter when Fang Shenxing Looking at him, there was a happy smile on his face.

Foodies are the best species to feed in the world, it is true.

Usually Fang Shenxing goes to the gallery to deliver meals, and the empty dishes after meals are cleaned by the person on duty that day.It's okay for the boss to take the initiative to deliver meals, but it's a big problem for the boss to wash the dishes.

Although he is now in Fang Shenxing's house, Chu Xiaotang dare not be as carefree as at home, sitting on the sofa and taking a nap after eating.

After the meal, Chu Xiaotang, who was full, volunteered to clean up the dishes and wash them.

Fang Shenxing pushed his hand away, and said in disagreement: "You come to the house as a guest, there is no reason for you to wash it."

Chu Xiaotang faltered and said: "Well, then I'm free food?"

"Who says you eat for free? My hamster still counts on you to feed it." Fang Shenxing sealed the leftovers on the table with plastic wrap and put them in the refrigerator.

Chu Xiaotang followed behind him step by step: "You go on a business trip tomorrow, won't these dishes spoil when you come back the day after tomorrow?"

Fang Shenxing smiled at Chu Xiaotang: "These are for you to eat at night."

"Ah?" Chu Xiaotang was really surprised, he picked up a lunch for no reason, and he didn't expect to have dinner as a gift.

After closing the refrigerator door, Fang Shenxing rolled up his cuffs and stood in front of the sink to wash the dishes: "When you come to feed the hamster at night, heat it up in the microwave."

Fang Shenxing must be too considerate.

Chu Xiaotang stood sideways beside him, watched him wash the dishes, and asked curiously: "Mr. Fang, do you treat everyone like this?"

Fang Shenxing pretended not to understand, "Huh?"

Chu Xiaotang shook his head and said, "It's nothing."

Fang Shenxing suddenly remembered something, and said: "By the way, when feeding the hamster, would you mind checking if there is still water in the kettle, if not, you can't feed it raw water, you can only feed it cold boiled water or mineral water. "

"Understood, is there anything else that needs attention?" Chu Xiaotang wrote it down carefully, after eating Fang Shenxing's meal, he also felt that there was nothing wrong with this person.Chu Xiaotang's Fang Shenxing slowly changed his mind, and he couldn't help but suspect that maybe Fang Shenxing was not a gentle scum as Teacher Wan said.

Fang Shenxing tilted his head slightly, and he could see Chu Xiaotang's fluffy little head poking over, but this simple glance made him feel a burst of joy.

Fang Shenxing's definition of home and partner is very simple. He doesn't seek vigorous love, but only wants to live an ordinary, long-term, happy little life.

Every morning when I wake up, I can see the person I like lying next to me at the first sight, welcoming the first ray of sunshine with him.

Fang Shenxing will prepare breakfast, lunch, afternoon tea, dinner, and supper for him. Fang Shenxing doesn't mind feeding him into a chubby boy, and the meat feels better to the touch.

At home, the two always stick together, talking and laughing, surfing the Internet together, playing games together, watching TV together, waiting until the dead of night, and falling asleep hand in hand after finishing the shameful things.

These are Fang Shenxing's longings for the future, and the object of his imagination has already become Chu Xiaotang's face unconsciously.

Chu Xiaotang's fluffy head was next to Fang Shenxing. Fang Shenxing stared at him for a long time, wondering when he would be able to touch Chu Xiaotang's head like Tangtang's hamster.

Chu Xiaotang stretched his neck and waited for Fang Shenxing to say the precautions. He can't eat people with his mouth but his hands. Besides, his meal was originally made for Fang Shenxing because he wanted him to help take care of the hamsters.

Fang Shenxing thought for a while and said: "That little guy is a master of jailbreak. If you find that it is not in the cage, don't be nervous. You can find it by looking around at home. The best way is to put chicken cubes that it likes to eat on the ground. Then you just sit back and wait."

"It's just waiting for the mouse." Chu Xiaotang laughed loudly, "It's so easy to be caught, the weakness of foodie is really easy to handle."

Infected by his laughter, Fang Shenxing couldn't help but also laughed a couple of times, thinking of Chu Xiaotang who had been wanting to taste the braised pork ribs just now, he nodded deeply.

Wash the dishes and chopsticks, and put them in the hollow basket next to the sink to drain.Fang Shenxing wiped off the water on his hands, and took out a key from the bedroom to Chu Xiaotang.

"This is a spare key for the house." Fang Shenxing handed the key to Chu Xiaotang and said, "Give it back to me when I go to the gallery after I get back, so you don't need to make a special trip."

"Oh, when are you coming back?" Afraid of losing the key, Chu Xiaotang carefully put Fang Shenxing's house key with his own.

"Probably tomorrow night, I don't know the details." Fang Shenxing shrugged helplessly, "For such things as meetings, a dinner party is indispensable after the end. Who knows when it will be."

Having explained everything that needs to be explained, Chu Xiaotang and Fang Shenxing went out together.

Seeing Fang Shenxing lock the door, Chu Xiaotang, who never locked the door of the dormitory, asked: "I want to lock the door after I leave?"

Fang Shenxing nodded: "Lock it, although the school security is strict, it cannot guarantee complete safety."

Chu Xiaotang wrote down that he was going back to the dormitory, and Fang Shenxing was walking towards the teaching building. The two were not in the same direction, and they waved goodbye after going downstairs.

As soon as Chu Xiaotang returned to the dormitory, Liu Mi came over gossip and asked about the situation.

"As far as the current situation is concerned, Teacher Fang is fine." Chu Xiaotang opened the zipper of his schoolbag, and took out the fruit knife for self-defense and the English dictionary inside. I don’t want to wait for me to take it lightly before I start, so I have to observe and observe.”

After listening to Chu Xiaotang's words, the expression on Liu Mi's face was unpredictable, especially those eyes, which could hardly find the black eyeballs.

Chu Xiaotang squinted at him and asked, "What kind of eyes do you have?"

"I despise your eyes! Do not doubt what should be doubted, and doubt what should not be doubted."

Chu Xiaotang didn't understand, so he asked, "What do you mean by that?"

Liu Mi waved his hand: "It doesn't mean anything."

Believing it was true, Chu Xiaotang turned on the computer and hummed a ditty he made up himself, singing, "Male god, I'm coming."

Behind Liu Mi shook his head speechlessly. As the saying goes, only parents get wrong names, and no friends get wrong nicknames. This is not true at all.For Chu Xiaotang, the title of Ertang really deserves the name.

Nozuonodiewhyyoucry

Liu Mi said silently to Chu Xiaotang: "You don't want to verify whether Teacher Fang is Teacher Wan, but here you want to suspect that Teacher Fang is a gentle scum, but you can test it vigorously. In case one day you find out that Teacher Fang is really Teacher Wan , let me see what you do!"

Liu Mi only relied on his brain to make up the picture, and felt that he couldn't (xi) bear (da) look straight (pu) (ben).

"Oh, Teacher Wan is not online." Chu Xiaotang, who logged into Qiuqiu and found that Teacher Wan's profile picture was black, sighed heavily.

Liu Mi didn't feel surprised at all.Ever since Liu Mi suspected that Teacher Fang and Teacher Wan might be the same person, he would ask Chu Xiaotang from time to time if Teacher Wan was online.

Although it is impossible to take all the data seriously, it can at least be used as a reference for him.

Coincidentally, Liu Mi used Chu Xiaotang to tell him the online time of Teacher Wan, and compared it with Teacher Fang's class schedule that he secretly obtained from a friend in the art department. 70.00% of the time, when Teacher Wan is not online, Teacher Fang happens to have a class.

As for the remaining 30.00%, it is impossible for everyone to spend time on the computer.

Teacher Fang is on a business trip today, and Teacher Wan is not online, so everything fits together.

In Liu Mi's heart, he was more or less sure of Fang Shenxing's true identity.

Chu Xiaotang, who didn't know it at all, couldn't contact Teacher Wan on the Internet, so he took out his mobile phone and started sending WeChat.

The second uncle of the Tang family: call a male god, call a male god (≧≦)

Teacher Wan: What's the matter?

The second uncle of the Tang family: I will report the progress of the investigation to you.

Teacher Wan: Have you already acted?

The second uncle of the Tang family: Yes, please call me a young expert in action (v＾_＾)v

Teacher Wan: Hello, little expert.

The second uncle of the Tang family: The focus is on action (′_`)

Teacher Wan: The key is the process.

The second uncle of the Tang family: #我的男神是热味窭军#

The second uncle of the Tang family: I was alone with the boss today, and he didn't do anything to me!

Teacher Wan: It seems that you really misunderstood him.

The second uncle of the Tang family: No, no, this can only remove 50.00% of my doubts about him.

Teacher Wan: What about the other 50.00%?

The second uncle of the Tang family: How can a gentle scum easily show his feet, not to mention he has already failed once with me.

Teacher Wan: Failed?When did that happen?

The second uncle of the Tang family: = mouth = male god, did you forget the toilet incident!

Fifty years later, Fang Shenxing will never forget such a fresh memory.But he was not a gentle scum, and he didn't think about what to do to Chu Xiaotang at the time, so when Chu Xiaotang mentioned the word "failure", he didn't think of it at all.

Fang Shenxing rubbed his temples, feeling angry and funny.

It's just because he looks somewhat similar to the perverted man with glasses in "Infinite Escape". How come Chu Xiaotang has become a deep-rooted villain in his subconscious mind?

In real life, Fang Shenxing thought that he did not show any outrageous behavior towards Chu Xiaotang. On the virtual network, he was also using the identity of Teacher Wan to clear up his grievances.

With great effort and detour, in the end, only half of the crisis was resolved.

Chu Xiaotang, a bastard, dare to be a little more stupid?

The more Chu Xiaotang was like this, the less Fang Shenxing wanted to tell him directly that he was Teacher Wan.

When Chu Xiaotang knows the truth, the expression on his face will be very exciting, and Fang Shenxing is looking forward to that scene very much.

Teacher Wan: I remember.

Teacher Wan: What do you plan to do next?

The second uncle of the Tang family: I didn’t think about it, but I will try my best. Please cheer for me, male god (~￣(OO)￣)ブ

Teacher Wan: Come on!

The second uncle of the Tang family: Thank you, the male god, the fuel tank of the nest has been filled.

Teacher Wan: How is your practice, Iwanna?

The second uncle of the Tang family: Ah!I haven't practiced yet!

Teacher Wan: Hurry up, I happen to have something to do here.

The second uncle of the Tang family: Well, wave your hand, male god, you have to pay attention to your body>ω

Teacher Wan: /~~

After Chu Xiaotang said goodbye to Teacher Wan, Liu Mi also said goodbye to Chu Xiaotang.

Chu Xiaotang asked habitually: "Go to the library to read again?"

Liu Mi stuffed the laptop into the bag, glanced at Chu Xiaotang's computer desktop and said, "Yes, you should practice Iwanna well and try to get the first place."

Chu Xiaotang chuckled: "I entrust you with a good word."

Since the beginning of the term, as long as there is no class, Liu Mi will basically spend time in the library every day. He is really a good student who is serious and eager to learn.

However, because of this, Chu Xiaotang had the opportunity to code in the dormitory.

Sitting on the bed and typing all the time was too much for Chu Xiaotang, now that Liu Mi was leaving, he immediately left Iwanna aside, opened the document and started typing.

Since the fight broke out, Teacher Wan used a clever trick to disperse most of the bombardment on Chu Xiaotang's Weibo.With the passage of time, Chu Xiaotang's Weibo has already returned to its former calmness.

However, thanks to the dragging incident, more and more people are watching "Silly White Sweet President Falls in Love with a Passionate Celebrity". Chu Xiaotang has written nearly 20 words. Ask for a long novel, kneel down and ask for 50 words.

Chu Xiaotang was taken aback by the 50 words, and hurriedly poked his editor.

Steamed Sea Bass: [Screenshot] Big editor, what should I do if I can't write 50 words?Readers won't score negative points again, will they?

Edited Sanxian: Of course!

Steamed Sea Bass: What the hell?

Editor Di Sanxian: Not only will you get a negative score, but you will also say that you are a human flesh, and you will rush to your door to break the red paint, forcing you to write me 50 words no matter what.

Steamed Sea Bass: =口= I didn’t know that codewords are such a high-risk industry, is it too late to quit the Internet circle now?

Edited by Di Sanxian: 2333 was just kidding you, but you actually took it seriously￢_￢

Steamed Sea Bass:  …

Edited three delicacies: (○`3′○)

Steamed Sea Bass: I want to apply for an edit (╯°Д°)╯︵┻━┻

Editor Di Sanxian: Balls are all sacks, don’t be impulsive in Sao Nian┬─┬ノ('-'ノ)

Steamed Sea Bass: I'm Hurt (╯°Д°)╯︵┻━┻

Editor Di Sanxian: Let me comfort your wounded heart┬─┬ノ('-'ノ)

Steamed sea bass: You are not Mr. Wan (╯°Д°)╯︵┻━┻

Edit Di Sanxian: You are not Tangtang┬─┬ノ('-'ノ)

Chu Xiaotang broke out in a cold sweat when he was shocked by the words of Di Sanxian. He almost forgot that he is steamed sea bass now, and he is Wantang powder, not the second uncle of the Tang family.Damn, I was so scared to death, I almost fell off the horse!

Steamed Sea Bass: Can Teacher Wan be my God? (╯°Д°)╯︵┻━┻

Editor Di Sanxian: Your male god will only comfort Tangtang, not you.Can you stop flipping the table?I'm so tired from always setting things up┬─┬ノ('-'ノ)

Steamed sea bass: No (╯°Д°)╯︵┻━┻

Editorial Sanxian: Tsundere Shou!Hmph, stop swinging it, just lift it up.

Steamed Sea Bass:  …

Edited Sanxian: Don't lift it?Just say you are a tsundere!Come, let me tell you something.

Steamed Sea Bass: What's the business?

Editor Di Sanxian: 20 is really a bit short, and if the plot ends before it has developed much, it will be scolded as unfinished.

Steamed Sea Bass: Uh, the misunderstanding between the outdated star and the movie star has been resolved, and the next step is that the star finds himself in love with the CEO, so if he confesses his love to the CEO, they will be together and have a happy ending, right?

Editor Di Sanxian: This kind of love is not touching at all!Not deep!

Steamed Sea Bass: How Deep Is It?

Editor's Sanxian: A past star should not immediately find himself in love with the president, his feelings should gradually become clear from ignorance, otherwise readers will find it inexplicable and the change of feelings is too abrupt.

Steamed Sea Bass: You are right!

Steamed Sea Bass: How Do I Make It?

Edited Three Fresh: Add the plot of the emotional changes of the ex-star to the president, experience some things together, or let the ex-star discover the silent devotion of the president to him, understand?

Steamed Sea Bass: Understood, I will write.

Edited Sanxian: Sao and so on!

Steamed Sea Bass: What the hell?

Editor's note: Begging for meat...

Steamed Sea Bass: Hello, the user you dialed will turn off the phone.

Steamed Sea Bass: Hello, the user you dialed has shut down.

Editing three delicacies: ...