God help me

Chapter 42 Registration

As soon as Teacher Wan complained to Chu Xiaotang about meeting a difficult customer, Chu Xiaotang met a difficult boss.

Although Teacher Wan didn't explicitly say that person was his guest, Chu Xiaotang had automatically brought him into Teacher Wan's guest.

In the afternoon, the part-time job in the gallery ended, and Chu Xiaotang, who had no classes in the evening, stayed in the dormitory to code first, and then surf the Internet.

After logging into the Qiuqiu account, Chu Xiaotang found that Teacher Wan was online, and he immediately sent a crying emoji to Teacher Wan.

Teacher Wan: What's wrong?

The second uncle of the Tang family: A god, a god, the boss of my part-time job is a pervert.

Teacher Wan: ...

Teacher Wan: What happened to him?

The second uncle of the Tang family: It’s hard to say o(TヘTo)

Teacher Wan: Hidden rules?

The second uncle of the Tang family: Maybe, probably, so (＞﹏＜)

Teacher Wan: What is your specific performance of wanting to unspoken rules?

The second uncle of the Tang family: He won't resign for me!

Teacher Wan: Is that so?

The second uncle of the Tang family: That's it for now.

Teacher Wan: Are you sure you didn't misunderstand him?After all, there are not so many perverts in this world.

The second uncle of the Tang family: Hey, so it's hard to say.I owe my boss a lot of money, and I can't pay it off in a while.

Teacher Wan: The last time you said on Weibo that you were heavily in debt, did you mean the money you owed your boss?

The second uncle of the Tang family: yes QAQ

Teacher Wan: If this is the case, I think you may have really misunderstood him.

The second uncle of the Tang family: Huh?How to say (⊙⊙)

The second uncle of the Tang family: male god, you have more experience than me, please analyze it for me!

Teacher Wan: It's been a long time since you owed him money. If he really wants to rule you out, do you think it's possible for you to sit here and have a good chat with me?

Teacher Wan's words awakened the dreamer, Chu Xiaotang propped his chin and tilted his head to recall.If Fang Shenxing really plotted against him, he would have made all kinds of unreasonable demands, how could he have the time to work in a gallery?

Am I really thinking too much?

But he knew that I resigned as a model and changed to a part-time job in a gallery, why didn't he expose it?

He knew that I was not happy with him, why did he let me turn around under his nose?

The more Chu Xiaotang thought about it, the more he couldn't figure it out. On Qiuqiu, Teacher Wan advised him to think carefully about everything and not to wrong a good person.

nice guy?

Chu Xiaotang snorted coldly.

The second uncle of the Tang family: Even if he is not a bad person, he still has nothing to do with a good person (*￣︿￣)

Teacher Wan: It seems that you really hate him.

The second uncle of the Tang family: Yes!He is a gentle scum.

Teacher Wan: Very familiar words.

The second uncle of the Tang family: God, god, I didn't tell you, is my boss the pervert who tried to mess with me in the toilet?

Teacher Wan: You didn't...

The second uncle of the Tang family: Now you know, my life is so hard QAQ

Teacher Wan: I think the most urgent thing is to find out whether he is really a pervert as you said.What if not?Have you ever thought about this question.

The second uncle of the Tang family: Well, I haven't thought about it.

The second uncle of the Tang family: Male god, how do you think I can try to find out whether he is good or bad?

Teacher Wan: Have you ever been alone?If he treats you as usual when he's alone, he's a gentleman.

The second uncle of the Tang family: Good idea!But what if he attacks me?I'm afraid I can't beat him QAQ

Teacher Wan: Stomp on his toes with your heel. This trick has never worked well.

The second uncle of the Tang family: Just listen to you!

The male god is indeed a cowherd, and it is really great to handle this kind of crisis.

Chu Xiaotang and Fang Shenxing didn't chat for long, when an exciting news came from the UPUP group.

Lonely Old Cucumber: Bilibili organized the Iwanna Contest, and the top three winners will get huge bonuses!The second uncle of the Tang family

White stupid cat: I will never understand the game of shaking M.

Fat Cixia: Wow, I want to earn pocket money.

The second uncle of the Tang family: Where is it?Send me the address quickly.

Chu Xiaotang was short of money, and when he saw the news, he became excited.

Crawling along the address sent by Old Cucumber, Chu Xiaotang saw the rules of the competition.

This Iwanna competition is held together by Bilibili and Tieba. The Iwanna used in the competition is a brand new game that no one has ever played.The registration period for the competition is one month, and there is no restriction on the number of participants. The No.1 prize is 1 yuan, the No.2 is 3 yuan, and the No.[-] is [-] yuan. There is only one winner for each ranking.The criterion for judging the outcome is that whoever has the least number of deaths after customs clearance wins.If no one clears the level, whoever has played the most levels wins.

Chu Xiaotang stared straight at the three bonus amounts. No matter how many places he got, he would be able to reduce a large part of his debts. What's more, Iwanna is a game he is good at, and he is sure that he can get the place .

The Iwanna competition was a life-saving straw for Chu Xiaotang, he didn't need half a second of hesitation, after reading the announcement, he signed up directly.

The second uncle of the Tang family: Signed up!

Wonderful: Registered!

Elm Wave Boat: Registered

Black Stupid Dog: Registered!

Lin Yuhuang: Signed up!

Lonely Old Cucumber: I'm sorry, you have all signed up, so I will also sign up to make a soy sauce.

……

All the divers were blown out of this game one after another.Chu Xiaotang discovered for the first time that there are so many people in the group.

Looking at one or two people who pretended to sign up, Chu Xiaotang felt a little trembling in his heart. After all, he hasn't played with Iwanna for a long time, and there is no guarantee that his hand will be born.

Well, it looks like I'm going to pick up the micromanipulation recently and play more of the Iwanna series.

Originally, Chu Xiaotang and Teacher Wan agreed to record "Infinite Escape" to escape from the island tonight. Now that the situation is special, he plans to temporarily put "Infinite Escape" aside.

Chu Xiaotang was just about to poke Teacher Wan to say that he would not fight tonight, when he saw Teacher Wan speaking in the group.

Teacher Wan: Signed up!

The second uncle of the Tang family: male god, you also signed up?

Teacher Wan: Yes^_^

Lonely Old Cucumber: Damn, Teacher Wan is playing Iwanna?Shaking S to play Shaking M games is unscientific.

Teacher Wan: Sign up to play, maybe I won’t be able to continue playing after a few levels.

Wonderful: Great God, with your coquettish operation and magical positioning, I seriously doubt that you can finish Tangtang.

Black stupid dog: "Dry it".

White Stupid Cat: ...

Fat Cixia: The Chinese language is extensive and profound.

Black stupid dog: big erect and deep stem.

White Stupid Cat: ...

The second uncle of the Tang family: ...

Teacher Wan: Maybe Tangtang killed me first.

Elm Wave Boat: Does the official specify the direction of CP?No!Wantang is irreversible and irreversible (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻

Teacher Wan: Don't worry, I will do it back.

The second uncle of the Tang family: I can’t understand anything Σ(°△°|||)︴

Teacher Wan: Let's go, Tangtang, let's play a game.

The second uncle of the Tang family: Good male god, yes male god.

Yumu Langzhou: You guys are so fat, I can't accept mutual attacks.

White Stupid Cat: Mr. Wan is getting more and more proficient at selling rot.

Lonely Old Cucumber: Fuck, don't tell me the two of you have already been entwined.

Wonderful: old cucumber, that word refers to the matter of sexual intercourse between men and women or the pregnancy of men and women due to cheating.

Lonely old cucumber: They are dogs and boys, the same.

Wonderful: Are you pregnant?

Lonely Old Cucumber: In Mi Niu’s ABO fanfiction, Tangtang almost gave birth to a deck of playing cards.

Black Stupid Dog: Group leader, are you still chasing Wen?

Fat Cixia: The leader of the group is indeed a perverted existence, and his endurance is unrivaled.

Chu Xiaotang minimized the group as early as Teacher Wan said to play a game, and never talked to the group again.He and Teacher Wan went to the crooked secret base to find the newly released Iwanna to play with.

This time, two people recorded together, which is not only a practice, but also an update, which can be said to kill two birds with one stone.

Although Chu Xiaotang hasn't touched the Iwanna series for a while, the touch is there after all.After playing two or three levels, the feel and everything came back.

Teacher Wan has watched Chu Xiaotang's recorded Iwanna live many times, but it is the first time to play in person.

For some reason, no game can trouble Teacher Wan, but such a small pixel game makes Teacher Wan die again and again.

"God, I've reached the eighth map, how about you?" Chu Xiaotang glanced at the number on the upper right corner of the screen, there is a level reminder.

"I'm only on the fifth card. Ah! Died again."

Chu Xiaotang recalled it for a while, and said: "The fifth one is not difficult, only the F jump is a little difficult, and the others are quite simple."

Teacher Wan was silent for two seconds and asked, "What is F-jumping?"

"Pfft, there are things you don't know about the male god!" Chu Xiaotang smiled unexpectedly, thinking that such a teacher Wan is cute, "It's just that the map there looks like the letter F, with big jumps and small jumps. Jumping, if you practice this kind, it is easy to pass the F jump.”

Teacher Wan's only knowledge of Iwanna is from Chu Xiaotang's live broadcast.At that time, he only wanted to have fun for a while, and didn't want to delve into learning, so when Chu Xiaotang said various proper nouns to him, his mind was blurred.

"Don't you understand?" Chu Xiaotang stopped the game in his hand, "You click on the game function and I will teach you how to dance."

Soon, Teacher Wan's game interface appeared on Chu Xiaotang's screen.Chu Xiaotang watched Teacher Wan walk forward step by step, and jumped up when he met Mr. Thorn, dodged the flying stab, jumped between the two spikes, and then came to the place where F jumped.

Chu Xiaotang said: "Jump up first, go out, jump to the suspended place, quickly turn around and jump up, yes, that's how it is."

Under Chu Xiaotang's guidance, Teacher Wan skipped over easily, and he said, "It doesn't seem to be difficult."

"It's really not difficult. It's just that some pitfalls are difficult to master. You can guess some of them after playing too much." Chu Xiaotang saw Teacher Wan talking to himself while continuing the game, and said, "The rest is the test of micromanagement. Male God you go on, I'm going to play mine."

"Wait a moment."

Chu Xiaotang "Ah?" After a moment, he asked, "What's the matter?"

"Watch me play for a while, I'm afraid there will be some things you won't know later." Teacher Wan carefully manipulated the pixel villain, "It's troublesome to keep telling you to switch back and forth."

God, Teacher Wan really can't play Iwanna.

Teacher Wan, who is humbly asking for advice, has a sense of sight of a babbling child. Such a male god cannot be cuter!

Although as a god-level UP master, Teacher Wan and the word "cute" are completely out of synch, but Tangtang feels that such a teacher Wan has a special, indescribable charm that makes him want to stop.

"It's not troublesome at all! God, if you want me to watch you play, I'll just watch you play, and I'll listen to you in everything!" Chu Xiaotang, a fan of brains, especially has the self-consciousness of a fan of brains, everything depends on Teacher Wan's will.

"Thank you."

"Too polite!" Chu Xiaotang patted his chest, "What's the relationship between us? You actually said such outrageous words."

Teacher Wan nodded and said, "Well, we're working together for a game, so it's really strange."

"Help... Teacher Wan, is this a cold joke or a dirty joke?"

"What do you say?"

Chu Xiaotang thought for a while, and said decisively: "A cold joke!"

Teacher Wan said solemnly: "Actually, I can also tell dirty jokes."

Chu Xiaotang asked curiously: "Huh? Let me tell you something."

"Mr. Banana was on a date with his girlfriend. He was walking down the street. It was hot. Mr. Banana took off his clothes and his girlfriend fell over."

After not hearing Teacher Wan's voice for a long time, Chu Xiaotang blinked and asked, "No more?"

Teacher Wan replied, "No more."

"Where is this dirty joke!"

"Bananas are yellow."

"A cold joke is a cold joke." Chu Xiaotang was completely defeated by Teacher Wan, and his understanding of pornographic jokes is really very dirty, "God, your family actually lives in the North Pole."

Teacher Wan nodded: "Well, I'm actually a tall and strong polar bear."

"..." Chu Xiaotang died, the cause of death was cold to death by the male god's cold joke.

The author has something to say: Tangtang finally rose up in front of Teacher Wan once!