ghost thank you

Chapter 24 Onboarding

Baby Li Gui hid in his doll's house, sat cross-legged on the bed, hugged his little quilt tightly, and shivered.

The little flower is really scary.

Brother has been hot for so many years, but he didn't expect to trick him.

Violent Bear whispered: "Plastic brotherhood."

According to his current personality, he actually wanted to beat Xue Hua up.

With the simple idea of ​​the son of his farmer uncle..., there is no such thing as a child that cannot be dealt with by one blow; if there is, then two blows.

However, the objective reality facing him now is that he can't move, to be precise, he doesn't have enough yin energy.

No matter how awesome Baby Li Gui is, he is still a baby.No matter how fine and brutal his manipulation of Yin Qi is, it can't change the fact that his own Yin Qi content is actually not that high.

It's like a large-capacity power bank. Although it charges quickly, it is used up before it is fully charged.

He made a lot of "usb drives" this afternoon, and now it's just an empty power bank.

Fortunately, his talent is not just bragging, but affirmed by his ancestors.Even if his heart is in a mess now, he can maintain his cultivation purely by relying on instinct, even if the speed is a little slower, after two hours, he will be a good man again.

The hero Li Guibao quietly poked out an ear from the third floor of the dollhouse, and shook: "Very good, there is no movement."

He showed another pair of sharp Mimi eyes: Very good, Xue Xiaohua has entered the standby mode.

The violent bear with long fingers jumped directly from the three-story dollhouse into the garden with short flexible legs, and then flew out of the window with a swish, almost knocking the glass window out of a hole, braking so hard that it hurt itself His face was deformed by the collision, so he simply threw away his bear form, turned into a ghost and ran outside.

In a moment of complete silence like late at night, most activities have stopped, and the atmosphere in the city has also quieted down.In such an environment, his own mark is very obvious.

The people dancing at the entrance of Zhili Xinyuan are all residents of the neighborhood, and they are mainly concentrated within a radius of one kilometer.

The reason why ghosts in the yang world are difficult to survive is not only that the concentration of Yin Qi in the environment is not high enough, but also there are various objective conditions that are not suitable for ghosts to survive.

For example, the most common house.For ghosts, the house itself is a natural existence similar to an enchantment.Therefore, if many ghosts want to enter the door, they have to enter the door with people and things through similar methods of possession.Ghosts who accidentally die in a house are also easily trapped in the house and cannot get out, becoming an earth-bound spirit.

Of course, the quality of the house is good or bad, and the ability of ghosts is also high or low, and the impact on ghosts is also great or small.

Those with strong abilities, such as Xie Li, have never felt this kind of restraint.

Unlike ordinary new ghosts like his grandfather who would lie flat for several days in a dream, Xie Li didn't feel much consumption when he used the advanced version of the small spell of a dream.

His work efficiency is very high, like a gold medal delivery man, after distributing the special USB flash drive to one community in minutes, he rushes to the next community immediately.

Even so, it took him two hours before and after. Fortunately, during this period of time, the Yin Qi was strong, so he did not cut off the power.

It was still a while before dawn, and he habitually positioned the last stop of his walk at the hospital: "Have some supper before going back."

The angry taste is indeed delicious, but if he eats too much sweet, he wants to eat something else.

Yang Qi and Yin Qi have no taste, while hostile Qi is spicy.Don't know what gas is salty and sour?The ancestors seem to have no research on this aspect.It sounds like the underworld doesn't care much about food.

Therefore, it is better to be resurrected, and you can eat a lot of delicious food!

Last time, Xiao Hua'er brought him mushroom and vegetable buns, but for some reason, he didn't want to eat them.It wasn't because the vegetable buns got cold in the refrigerator, anyway, he didn't seem to have any appetite at all, obviously he wasn't a picky eater before.

If you don’t need to pack it yourself, you can just grab a handful of angry marshmallows and eat them as a thank you, instead of compressing them into hard candies.

After eating a few times, Xueba Ligui quickly summed up his experience. The office of medical workers is the place where anger is concentrated the most.In Li Gui's eyes, there were a few particularly powerful medical staff who looked like walking anger generators.

He looked at his own state and found that his hostility had been dealt with properly, so he simply squatted next to an anger generator.

This is a lady about 40 years old. The nameplate on her chest is the head nurse. She should be on the night shift tonight.There is nothing to do now, she is studying with a professional book that Xie Li can't understand at all.

Baby Ligui loves to study. He doesn't pick content and majors, so he shrinks himself down. He sits on the table and reads with the head nurse.

After looking at it for a while, he still couldn't understand it, so his attention inevitably diverged, and he turned to the head nurse.After observing for a while, he found that although the head nurse could "produce" anger, it seemed that the head nurse could not use it by herself, otherwise the head nurse would not show fatigue.

Looking at Xue Xiaohua's parents, they knew that after eating the angry candy, the spirit of the two of them has improved a lot.Angry candy is not a panacea, but it can be very effective in refreshing the mind and improving the quality of sleep.

Baby Ligui faced the head nurse, watched her yawn, and suddenly had a flash of inspiration: Since anger can be eaten, can it also be sucked in?

He tried to gather the anger around him with his hands, gathering them on the head nurse's head and face, as if covering the head nurse's head with a balloon.

Two or three o'clock in the morning was the sleepiest time. As early as one o'clock, the head nurse saw that several nurses on duty had already fallen asleep and didn't make a sound.

The work of nurses is dirty and tiring, and they are not respected like doctors. Some people even regard nurses as servants.She has been in the industry for 20 years and has met all kinds of people, but every time she sees those recovered and discharged patients, she will feel a kind of satisfaction.

It's a pity that as she gets older, she now feels more and more lack of energy.The most obvious thing is staying up late. I used to stay up for several nights in a row. As long as I slept, I didn’t feel anything. Now when I wake up late, I’m prone to lack of energy the next day. It’s also when I’m studying, and my memory is obviously worse than before. up.

She just couldn't help yawning when she suddenly felt a gust of breeze... no, there was no sense of wind flow, just like a mask, she suddenly cleared her mind and eyesight, and her sleepiness disappeared, and then she read a book The content on the Internet, memory and comprehension seem to have improved a bit.

She blinked, couldn't help standing up and looked around, and found that there was nothing unusual. Thinking of the rumors about everything in the hospital, she bowed to the surroundings.

Baby Li Gui followed her to read the book for a while, and saw that the time was almost up, so he went home, first posted it outside Xue Hua's room to look, and found that Xue Xiaohua was still on standby, so he went into the study next door, Unexpectedly, the ancestor was already waiting: "Ancestor, how long have you been here?"

He sat on the sofa, holding the explanatory document from the Good and Evil Department given by Sangsang: "Not long, just arrived." He waved his hand and closed the door between the study and Xue Hua's bedroom, "This job is okay, You can try to be a temporary worker."

To be honest, these yang institutions in the underworld are not very useful.However, as a little ghost of his own family, he has a rich basic understanding of the underworld, and the accumulation of experience from working as a civil servant in the underworld is also a channel.

As soon as Xie Li heard what his ancestor said, he knew that the job was reliable, so he nodded and said that he would contact Sangsang.

The old ancestor was more decisive than Xie Li, seeing Sangsang's contact information written on the information, he finished communicating with Sangsang in a few words.

Ghosts are no better than humans. Late night and early morning are when they are active. Sangsang lives close by and has great enthusiasm for recruiting a ghost. She rushed over in less than 2 minutes and took less than half an hour. He signed a temporary labor contract with Xie Li.

Sangsang felt a little regretful for not being able to sign a formal contract, but it was also expected, after all, most ghosts, especially ghosts staying in the world, tended to live an unfettered life.

He took out a package and put it on the coffee table: "This is your employment certificate, and you need to go to the office to report. This is your mobile phone, and some commonly used apps have been installed." He pointed to a written Click on the APP with the word "underworld", "This is our work software. Except for reports, other work reports can be completed through this APP..."

Seeing that it was almost dawn, Sangsang couldn't bear it anymore, the makeup on her face was already unbearable, falling off in pieces.

The ancestor's expression was very patient.

The winking Sangsang sped up her speech, and ran out of the window while talking: "For details, you can see the help, or you can contact the online customer service." Although the online customer service is always offline, the artificial intelligence developed by the underworld seems to be Artificial mental retardation, but it's better than staying here and being stared at by this old ghost who looks like a living person!

As soon as he finished speaking, he jumped out of the window and ran away.

The old ancestor picked up Xie Li's mobile phone and clicked on the Jifu APP: "I know how to use this, I'll teach you, register first, the name... um!"

No "um"!

Xie Li was furious: "My name is Xie Li, not Xie Baobao!"

The old ancestor snorted his head: "Whoever registers online directly uses his real name, of course he uses a nickname. Remember it on your work ID, and you will also use Xie Baobao in the future."

Xie Baobao: Suddenly want to deceive the master and destroy the ancestors...

The author has something to say:

Old Ancestor (﹃﹃): Ah Li is going to take the exam!

Xiaohua'er≧︿≦: Don't take the test, Ah Li is going to be resurrected!

Ah Li≧︿≦: Don’t take the test, there is nothing delicious in the underworld!

(Finish)

Being held down by the cat and licked violently, it hurts, like scrubbing the skin!

Addicted to masturbating cats and unable to extricate themselves_(:з」∠)_