Fugui - If the regiment is destroyed

Chapter 9

As soon as he heard the oiran, the first few keywords, Chai Wenfei began to think carefully again.This is the inferiority of men!When I read novels before, I especially wanted to meet the legendary actors and prostitutes who were proficient in all aspects of piano, chess, calligraphy and painting.After he was reborn, his uncle and aunt treated him very well, but his family education was also strict. Unless he wanted to lose his third leg, he would not dare to go to such a place of fireworks. The little calculation in my heart was really crackling.

Xia Yike was supported on the forehead, pulled by Chai Wenfei and squeezed into the crowd, sighing helplessly.

With a light car curtain, the oiran leans on the moon in the middle of the incense car, covered with tulle, concealed by the gauze, and passers-by hold flowers and throw them directly at the oiran.

Throwing fruit to win the car is nothing more than that.Chai Wenfei thought.

"For tonight's Poetry Competition, the girl on the moon is welcoming all the young masters at the Lingyin Water Pavilion." The little girl who accompanied the car fluttered her fan and invited everyone.

"Poetry competition? It sounds fun, let's go too!" Chai Wenfei smiled brightly, and nudged Xia Yike with his elbow; "It's true that when the book is used up, I hate less, hey, you can write poetry, right? ? You definitely will. Let’s go and get a good seat early.” Chai Wenfei’s years in the school can be regarded as giving full play to the essence of compulsory education and cramming.As a result, after a few years, apart from making a bunch of friends, all the ink in my stomach was returned to my master.

You simply want to see the oiran.Xia can also be speechless.

Lingyin Water Pavilion

The old bustard had a dusty face with a smile on her face, she was sitting beside the flower table in full dress, her face was still covered with a tulle, she was still holding a pipa half-hidden, it was unbearable to watch.The old bustard got up and stood in the middle of the flower platform, and said: "My lords, the lady is here to greet you. According to the usual practice, the lord who can pay 500 gold can be the guest of any girl in my Niaoyin Water Pavilion. The girl is different from others, she personally decides the poetry competition, which son can win the first prize in the poetry competition after paying 500 gold. Tonight, the girl on the moon is his."

"Okay, stop talking nonsense, let's start, your mother is too wordy, who wants you.

Chai Wenfei put his elbows on the table in a nonchalant way, eating melon seeds and spreading hatred, causing the pilgrims around to come forward and find fault: "Tsk tsk tsk! Look, brother, that old man can be the grandpa of the girl on the moon. , come here to prostitute, this age is really shameless. Oops! It's really a downturn, and good girls come to have fun. Ouch! That sallow and emaciated person, don't spend money to become Liu Xiahui. Brother Yike, stare at me What am I doing, you can see for yourself."

"The people you mentioned just now are staring at you, be careful of being beaten." Xia Yike felt his head was getting bigger, and he really realized what it means to be unable to pull a wild horse that has run away.

Fighting poems are also ordinary lines of poetry, as long as they rhyme with the scene.

After several rounds of Xiangke's joint words, Chai Wenfei didn't see any intention of participating again.

Xia Yike asked suspiciously: "Didn't you say you want to participate in the Poetry Competition, why don't you go? Why are you watching here?"

"What's the point of participating in this Poetry Poetry? The couplets are all clichéd and obscene poems. Why don't you go back to the inn and sleep." Chai Wenfei said disgustedly, stood up and said.

I saw what I said to the old bustard this month, so the old bustard stood on the stage and said: "I think the young masters are all very talented. If you compete with each other like this, you may not be able to tell the winner next year. Just now The girl on the moon said, and please show your real skills, fighting with words and guns is refreshing. The girl also took out three rare black lotus seeds and gave them to the winner to add to the fun." The old bustard raised the jade in his hand. box.

Mo Lianzi?Chai Wenfei vaguely remembered that he had heard Yao Chu mention it, saying that this product was produced in the Moshen Canal deep in the desert, and it was an extremely precious medicine primer, but it was a pity that Dr. Yao's only one was crushed by his mischief when he was a child.

Chai Wenfei stopped the steps that were about to leave, took a sip of wine and said: "Madam, you can't tell the winner in this contest, just make sentences like this, the lotus seeds have bloomed and the winner has not yet been decided. "

Xia Yike bowed his head and looked sideways, didn't he say he didn't want to participate?

"Then what do you suggest?" asked a hungry wolf.

Chai Wenfei rolled his eyes and murmured: "I propose a drinking order, and you are right. The girl on the moon thinks the best is the winner. What do you think?"

"This is new.

"Row!"

"Speak." Voices came from all directions one after another.

Chai Wenfei stood up with one hand behind his back, and the other hand stroked the non-existent goatee, pretending to be an old pedant, silent for a while, and said: "The wine noodles need a sentence, a poem, a domino name, and a tune card. The name, and a sentence from the old almanac, make up a sentence. The bottom of the wine, the name of the fruit and vegetable should be in line with the personnel. How about it?" Humph, I was dazzled by Xiangyun's wine order when I watched "Dream of Red Mansions". Many things in the world are similar to those in the previous life, so I simply came out to try it out. Anyway, I am not educated, and I can’t think of anything with literature.

As he expected, this series of messy drinking rules made these fireworks-addicted Gaoliang Wanqin frowned and scratched their heads before they could react for a moment.

half an hour.

Chai Wenfei walked to the stage: "If no one can match this, I will be considered to have won. Is this ink lotus seed mine?"

But a few pilgrims stood up and blocked the way: "You can only count if you are right. Although you made the wine order, if you can't be right, it can't be counted; even if you can't be right, it can't be counted if you don't understand it; , the girl on the moon didn't point you to win, it still doesn't count."

"Yes."

"Well, that's the reason." The people on the side echoed.

Reasonable fart, you bunch of fools.Chai Wenfei complained in his heart, the drinking order can't be met, but he is proficient in taking advantage of loopholes.

Instead, she stared at Xia Yike as if asking for help.Xia Yike returned his helpless look, and asked the passing girl to bring another pot of wine.

Hmph, if you are envious of the fish in the abyss, it is better to retreat and form a net. It is better to ask God than to ask for help. It is better to ask for others than to beg yourself. "What's so difficult about it? Could it be that Mo Lianzi will belong to me if I match up?"

"Then you are right, don't be a silver pewter gun head. Hahaha"

My sister, you are the embroidered pillow. "Listen, the spring is fragrant and the wine is heavy. The jade bowl is filled with amber light. Drink it until the plum shoots are on the moon. When you are drunk, you will return home. It is a good time to meet relatives and friends." Chai Wenfei slowly endorsed, "The bottom of the wine is, this duck The head is not that girl, how can I ask for sweet-scented osmanthus oil on the head."

As soon as Chai Wenfei said it, he thought badly, as if he had lost his mind?Forget it, just try it out.

Chai Wenfei said shamelessly again: "How about it, I'm against you, why don't you move away?"

All the pilgrims looked at each other and were thinking about what to do, but the girl Yueshang lightly beckoned the old bustard and whispered a few words.

The old bustard turned to smile like a flower and said: "Miss Yueshang wins this young master."

"Did you hear that, the girl on Renyue said that I won, let's start." Chai Wenfei has always been a dead pig who is not afraid of being scalded by boiling water, but also behaves cheaply.

"This is the lotus seeds?" Chai Wenfei took the jade box from the old bustard and opened it to look. The three lotus seeds were matte and black all over. He closed the jade box with a faint smile and turned around to step off the stage.

The old bustard hurriedly went to pull Chai Wenfei: "Hey, young master, where are you going? The girl on the moon is here."

"Me? I just participated because of this black lotus seed. I can't bear the kindness of this beauty." Chai Wenfei said with a smile while avoiding the old bustard sideways.

Chai Wenfei murmured in his heart, just kidding, beauties are only for viewing, where can you really sleep in flowers and willows, what if you accidentally suffer from contagious diseases, it's not professional discrimination, it's just that this is a world without antibiotics, and I promised the box to "protect" "my own.

"Then how can I do it? According to the rules, you are the first, and the girl on the moon is yours tonight. If you are so messy and abandoned, don't you take me seriously? Or do you think that I am you?" Is it so easy to get in and out?" The old bustard asked coldly.

Chai Wenfei walked behind Xia Yike, and said with a little embarrassment: "Yes, such a beautiful woman, it's really a pity to spend the spring night." He touched his chin again and said, "Well, I will take the ink lotus seeds. The young master is very talented and handsome, he will definitely live up to the girl's wishes." After saying that, he pushed Xia Yike forward, grabbed a handful of melon seeds on the table, turned around and ran away.

☆, lead the snake out of the hole in distress