Chapter 8 My stupid junior brother, why are you so childish!
Chapter 8 My stupid junior brother, why are you so childish!
After saving Huang Feihu, Qi Feibai and Nezha parted ways with them when they heard that they were going to Xiqi to join Wu Wang Jifa, because the real Taiyi said that it was not the time for them to officially leave the mountain.
When the brothers and sisters returned to Qianyuan Mountain, they saw Master Taiyi roasting a phoenix under the shade of a tree in a small square, and Master Yuding beside him muttered, "Why do you think you can do that? I just went out for a walk. Take a walk, and you can catch my ostriches at every turn, Junior Brother Taiyi, tell me the truth, are you just staring at me all day when I go out?"
Master Taiyi snorted: "If you have the ability, don't eat it after it's baked."
"I raised this, why should I not eat it?" Daoist Yuding was almost furious with his junior, "Not only do I want to eat it, but I also want to give it to my disciple and Xiaotiangou!"
Master Taiyi glared at Yang Jian and Xiao Tiangou when he heard the words.
Yang Jian said with an innocent face: "Uncle Taiyi, don't stare at me, the master's orders must not be violated, and the master told me to eat, I have to eat."
Nezha heard it from a distance, and sighed old-fashionedly: "Master Yuding is very willing to give good things to Master, but Master has to fight with him every time, so he has to cooperate. Who doesn't know that the ones he raised Everything Master likes to eat."
Then the child said pointedly: "This is the real good brother, unlike some people, hehe."
Qi Feibai said lightly: "What happened to some people?" He glanced over.
Nezha shrank his neck, and said in a particularly aggrieved way: "It's nothing." That's right!He is so cowardly!Who made senior brother's eyes so scary!
Seeing the two apprentices coming back, Master Taiyi quickly waved: "Come here, come here, don't leave any meat for your uncle!"
Nezha leaned over and stared at the phoenix on the grill, while still not forgetting to act like a baby to Master: "Master, when will we officially go down the mountain? I heard from King Wu Cheng that Uncle Jiang has become Xiqi The prime minister is about to send troops to attack Chengtang. Didn’t you say that I will be the first officer of Uncle Jiang in the future?”
Master Taiyi smiled: "Don't be in a hurry, don't be in a hurry, it will be fine next year, and not only you are the first officer, but also Fei Bai, you are going down the mountain together."
Nezha glared at Qi Feibai: "Brother! Why are you everywhere!"
"Could it be that you are pestering me?" Master Qi counterattacked very sharply.
"I didn't!" Nezha said angrily, "I'm not Huang Tianhua! He's the one who keeps pestering you! Hmph!"
Yang Jian laughed again with a "poof", and touched Nezha's head while laughing, "Look, this kid is jealous of heaven."
"Oh, Senior Brother Yang Jian is so annoying!" The child shook his head impatiently, but couldn't shake Yang Jian's hand, until he touched it enough before taking it away by himself - the senior brothers like to tease him like this, the senior The same goes for uncles and uncles, young people really have no human rights...
All in all, the days on the mountain were so relaxed and beautiful, but they didn't last long, because when Nezha was 13 years old, he finally went down the mountain with his senior brother.
The thing is like this, since Huang Feihu voted for Xiqi, he was granted the title of "Founding Wucheng King" by Zhou Wuwang Ji, which is only one word away from his title "Zhenguo Wucheng King" in Chengtang.Then King Zhou must be angry when he heard that, and at this time Chengtang's Taishi Wen Zhong was a wise man, and he was currently in charge of Chengtang's military and political affairs, so Wen Taishi sent General Yousheng Chao Tian to Xiqiyi To explore the military situation, who knew that after Chao Tian and his younger brother Chao Lei were defeated, Jiang Ziya rebelled and voted for Xiqi instead.Wen Taishi had no choice but to send a capable practitioner named Zhang Guifang to attack Xiqi.
This Zhang Guifang has a skill, as long as the enemy's name is called, the enemy will fall off the mount, because of his skill, Xiqi has already captured several generals by him.
No one in Jiang Ziya's army knows magic so far. Master Taiyi calculated the timing and found that the time had come for his two apprentices to go down the mountain, so he sent them out.
"Now that the 36th Route Army is attacking Xiqi, you go to assist Mingjun, which coincides with the celestial phenomenon," Taiyi Zhenren said earnestly, "These are all things that have their own days in the dark, and it will only be good for you if they are done well. "
When Qi Feibai first came here, this was included in the information that Daoist Taiyi poured into his head. According to what his ancestor Yuanshi Tianzun said, he could meet the person of the Golden Light Cave in Qianyuan Mountain in another world. The stone tablet came to this place, it was all destined in the dark.He will make contributions in this world, and the number of days is also fixed. Only when he participates in this matter, will he have the opportunity to return to Datang.So he didn't have any objection at all, on the contrary, he was a little excited-how rare this kind of emotion appeared in him!
Nezha is not "somewhat excited", he is very excited!Last year, killing all directions at Sishuiguan made him feel very enjoyable, and he has been looking forward to going to war again!
The two brothers, one stepping on a hot wheel and the other riding a flying sword, arrived in Xiqi not long after.I saw a majestic city below, surrounded by beautiful scenery and dangerous terrain.Not far from the city was Cheng Tang's army, and their camps were neat and orderly, spreading far, far away.
Looking at the sky, Nezha couldn't help but click his tongue: "So many enemies! At least there are tens of thousands."
"Are you afraid?" Senior Senior Brother gave him a light look.
"I'm not afraid!" The child raised his chin and looked arrogant, "It's senior brother, you are afraid. If you are really too scared, just call me 'senior brother' and I will protect you."
Qi Feibai sneered.
Little Nezha, whose hair would stand on end every time he saw his senior laughing like this, shut his mouth obediently, and flew down with him and fell into the city.
The guards in the city immediately surrounded him.
After the two revealed their identities, someone soon took them to the Prime Minister's Mansion to find Jiang Ziya.It happened that at this time Jiang Ziya was discussing tactics with the civil and military forces in the main hall of the Prime Minister's Mansion. He heard someone report that two people who claimed to be his nephews came to help him fight the enemy. He was overjoyed and asked to take them to the hall.
All the civil and military personnel in the hall saw a big beauty and a small beauty coming.The great beauty was dressed in a gorgeous red dress, her skin was as white as snow and her face was as beautiful as a flower, with a little rouge between her eyebrows, her hair tied up with a luxurious golden crown, and a pair of exquisite long swords on her back, she was so beautiful that she glowed.The little beauty is dressed in a red hydration Taoist gown, and she looks very cute in pink and jade carvings. She is holding a fire-pointed gun-the real fire of Sanwei is radiating from the tip of the gun-and there is a circle of heaven and earth on her shoulders. She looks very majestic.
Someone whispered: "Didn't you say that you are here to help the prime minister fight off the enemy? No matter how you look at it, you don't look like someone who can fight..."
The two senior brothers went up to meet Jiang Ziya, called him "Master Uncle", and reported their names and backgrounds.At this time, King Wucheng stood up in surprise and thanked Sishuiguan for his kindness of saving, just suppressing those doubts.
Nezha asked, "Is the enemy difficult? I just saw a sign for avoiding fighting on the top of the wall."
Jiang Ziya sighed: "That Zhang Guifang's spells are really powerful, and he has already captured two generals. As long as he knows the opponent's name, he can knock him down with a single shout. It's really hard to guard against."
"Then why don't you ride a horse?" Nezha asked curiously, "Isn't it okay to ride other mounts, flying swords, etc.? Or just stand on the ground?"
Huang Feihu said: "I can't ride the five-color bull. When he yells, he feels dizzy. I'm afraid I'll fall if I stand."
"So powerful?" Nezha's eyes lit up immediately, and he grabbed his senior brother's sleeve: "Senior brother! I'll go first! Don't fight me!"
Qi Feibai snorted coldly with disdain: "Just don't ask me to clean up the mess."
So Nezha happily followed everyone to the top of the city.
As soon as the free card is taken down, the enemy will come to call the formation.
Nezha geared up and rushed down on the Hot Wheels, and took out Zhang Guifang's first officer in two or three strokes. If he didn't want that guy to go back to report the news and lead Zhang Guifang out, that guy would have been smashed to death by the Qiankun circle.
The onlookers on the top of the city cheered happily, and a young general who had just watched Qi Fei blushing for a long time came over and talked to the beauty: "Junior Brother Ling is really amazing."
"It's okay." The big beauty said coldly.
The young general was hit a bit, and continued to coyly talk: "Then you must be stronger?"
"Hmm." The beauty became even more indifferent, missing one word.
The teenager was injured and lost.
On the battlefield, Zhang Guifang finally appeared on the stage and started a ping-pong pong fight with Nezha. Just when he was powerless to fight, he finally came out with a trick: "If Nezha doesn't get off the horse, when will he wait?"
Nezha stood firmly on the Hot Wheels, and said with a smile, "I'm a Hot Wheels, not a horse. Can you shout again?"
Zhang Guifang then said, "Nezha won't come again, when will we wait?"
Nezha still stood firm, "I can't do without the word 'Fenghuo', can you say it again?"
Zhang Guifang was furious: "If Nezha doesn't get off Hot Wheels, when will he wait?"
The onlookers on the top of the city snickered one after another.The young general came over to talk to Qi Feibai again: "Junior Brother Ling is really lively and cute."
"Let's make do." Qi Feibai continued to be indifferent.
The teenager was defeated again, and the good friends around him secretly teased him.
Nezha laughed loudly on the Hot Wheels: "Okay, don't shout anymore, I understand it, isn't your spell just to make people fall off the horse by shouting? Tell you, this trick is right. I'm not going to work, just watch!" He smashed down in a circle, breaking the tendon and bone of his left arm, and quickly escaped.
Zhang Guifang's loss was not wronged, because since Nezha became the incarnation of a lotus, his soul has long been integrated with his body, and there are no three souls and seven souls.If it was Qi Feibai who took part in the battle just now, maybe he would have been tricked.
Although he won, Nezha felt unhappy that the enemy had escaped. He muttered back to the tower and rushed towards his senior brother: "Hmph! Senior brother is a villain! I heard it all! You tell others that I am just making do! "
Qi Feibai calmly picked him up and threw him aside, "You still pay attention to the sound so far away on the battlefield, do you want to die?"
"Hmph! Why is senior brother's voice so obvious!" Nezha said angrily, "Do you think I want to hear it! It drilled itself into my ear!"
The onlookers who had just watched his mighty battles saw his childish appearance, and couldn't help being a little speechless...
The author has something to say: These few days, Luka Wen, because I have entered the plot, I am a little confused about which route to take... Originally, the most attractive thing in "Fengshen Yanyi" should be the battle of the great way, but in this chapter I I tried to get a little bit of the edge, wrote three versions, and finally found that I couldn’t take such a high-level route... Finally decided to adopt this version, let’s take the silly, white, sweet and easy daily route... As for the dispute over the avenues? , the grievances and hatreds between explaining teaching and cutting teaching, there is really no way to dig so deep QAQ, so let’s follow the route of the previous chapters, everyone has seen it, Taiyi real person, Yuding real person, Yang Jian Huang Tianhua, the characters of these people have some more strange settings than the original one, mainly for the purpose of living life and being more down-to-earth... All in all, it is from my own point of view to write silly and sweet Fengshen Tongren, something too profound I really can't write it, please bear with me, because the IQ of a real person can't control it...
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