[Fengshen] Master Xiu smiled charmingly

Chapter 30 Longevity, Nezha Eats His Brother's Tofu

After much deliberation, Qi Feibai couldn't figure out what was wrong with the two conversations he had with the stupid junior brother, but the child suddenly blushed, so he asked directly, "Why are you blushing?"

Nezha jumped off him as if he had suddenly woken up, looking left and right with flickering eyes.

Qi Feibai felt that something was wrong, pinched his chin and raised his face, staring sharply into his eyes: "Say."

Nezha hesitated: "Then, I told you, brother, you are not allowed to be angry..."

Senior brother narrowed his eyes and nodded: "Okay, tell me."

"At noon today, before I came to look for you, I accidentally overheard a few soldiers chatting..." Nezha said halfway and regretted not wanting to say it, "Anyway, anyway, it's some indecent and dirty words, I, I still Not to mention, I have taught them a lesson, and even sued Jiang Shishu.” At that time, he heard those people discussing that his senior brother was a great beauty, so he listened curiously, but he did not expect to hear someone Said, "If such a cold beauty can have some marks on her body, such as tooth marks and hickeys, she will be so beautiful and attractive." Although he still doesn't know what hickeys are, but hearing the tone of his voice, he instinctively felt that These words were very nasty and unscrupulous, and they tarnished his senior brother. Then he rushed over and beat him half to death, and then ran to complain to Jiang Ziya.

Qi Feibai didn't expect such a thing, "Is it about me?"

Nezha nodded.

"Then why were you blushing just now?" Qi Feibai vaguely guessed what those soldiers were saying. Although he was a little angry, he still felt that Nezha blushed very strangely.

Nezha glanced at him in shame, lowered his head in a low mood, and said in a low voice, "Because, because I also thought that brother with a little tooth mark on his neck is very beautiful..." So he felt that he would have a relationship with him. Those soldiers thought the same way, I'm really sorry for my brother, I was so angry, anxious and ashamed, I couldn't help but blushed.

Qi Feibai was really pissed off, firstly because he finally understood what those soldiers had said about him, and secondly because his stupid junior brother's thoughts were misled by those words.However, he also knew that Nezha probably didn't really have that kind of thought about him. He was only led by those messy words for a while, so he noticed the "tooth marks are very beautiful". Feeling ashamed is only because he thinks that idea is as bad as those soldiers, otherwise this kid can tell him the whole thing so honestly now?

He can completely judge that with the IQ of the stupid junior brother, if he really has any thoughts about him, his mind must be in a mess by now, he doesn't know what to do, how can he tell him what's going on so clearly.

In order to prevent Nezha from thinking too much and finally having the idea of ​​wanting to be his Taoist companion, he decisively beat up the stupid junior brother.

"Senior brother, you agreed not to be angry with me!" Nezha fought back angrily, "It's too much, you lie to me every time! I hate senior brother the most!" He had completely forgotten the feeling of shame and shame before. reason.

In the end, the two brothers and sisters reconciled and went back to Xiqi City together.

On the way back, Qi Feibai was still very upset. Although he knew that his appearance was indeed eye-catching, he never expected that he had done so many things for Xiqi, and had shown his strength more than once in front of those mortals. There are people who dare to have such nasty thoughts about him.If Nezha hadn't beaten those people for him, he might have raised his sword and cut them straight away - you must know that he has never been a good-tempered person!

Nezha could also see that he was unhappy, so before he reached Xiqi, he suddenly stopped in mid-air and said, "Brother, why don't we go back to Qianyuan Mountain and don't stay here anymore, who knows those people will still be here?" What a dirty thought about you! It's disgusting! We came to help them fight the war with good intentions, and they say that about you!"

Of course Qi Feibai also felt chilled, but he also knew that they had to stay here, Shimen sent them down the mountain to assist Jiang Ziya in destroying Yin and Shang, how could they leave angrily because of a few gossip?What's more, there are so many people in Xiqi, and it's normal to have a few scumbags. If they want to pursue this to the end, wouldn't it appear that the disciples of Chanjiao are too immeasurable?

He explained the truth to Nezha, and seeing how indignant the stupid junior brother was for him, he couldn't help showing a smile: "If you can't go back, you won't go back, don't we, as practitioners, have no other way to vent our anger? "Although Nezha had already beaten him up, he still couldn't swallow it—it was so disgusting!

"That's right!" Nezha's eyes lit up, and he geared up to speed up immediately, "Brother, let's hurry up, I have already thought of a few small spells that can teach those people a lesson!" You must vent your anger on your brother!

Qi Feibai's mood improved, and he happily followed him—the junior brother was a little stupid, but he was still very good to himself as a senior brother.

The robbery at night went smoothly, and Wen Taishi was beaten to the ground. When he first came to attack Xiqi, one of his four generals had already died in the hands of Qi Feibai and Nezha. Of the three, one was killed by Nezha, one was killed by Huang Tianhua, and the other was beaten to death by Lei Zhenzi. Only Wen Taishi was left alone and fled Xiqi with his defeated soldiers.

Qi Feibai guarded the Conferred God Platform. Anyone whose soul flew over after being killed, no matter whether it was Xiqi's generals or Wen Taishi's generals, none of them needed his rescue. Those who died on his side were all ordinary people. Although the general is also considered to be an interceptor, his bell did not ring.

Taoist Lu Ya has left since the Great Formation of the Ten Jue was broken, and most of the second-generation disciples of Chanjiao also left a few days ago. , Guang Chengzi, Yun Zhongzi, and Chi Jingzi stood guard on the only way to hear the grand master's retreat. There may not be many people who need to be rescued by Qi Feibai, so he will have a lot of people when he is stationed at the Fengshentai. free time.

When Nezha didn't lead the troops to chase after Wen Taishi, he would come and stay with him, and then tell him what kind of prank trick he used to teach those who had dirty thoughts about his brother. Very leisurely.

Ten days later, Qi Feibai, who had waited for a long time but still hadn't waited for half of the spirit, finally saw a spirit flying over again, and then the bell around his waist began to jingle.

Qi Feibai hurriedly opened the sword dance, and with a move of "Miaowu Shenyang", he saved the person who came, but he saw that this person was Wen Taishi!

Before Grand Master Wen could react, he threw a piece of jade slip into his hand, which was said to be the master's decree of Tongtian Sect. After reading the jade slip, he was silent for a long time, and finally threw the jade slip away, laughing sadly: "Wen Zhong has been loyal all his life." For the country, the Western Expedition under the imperial edict failed to accomplish anything, and even killed many fellow Taoists, so what kind of face do you have to live in the world?" After finishing speaking, he bumped his head against the railing of the Conferred God Platform to death, because the distance was too far away. Soon, Shenhun was immediately put into the list of gods.

Qi Feibai didn't have time to save him, so he saw this scene, couldn't help but sighed, and said to Bai Jian, the god of Qingfu: "I heard that the grand master is an enemy, but his loyalty and courage are admirable, and you should take his body away , find a feng shui treasure to bury on this Qishan Mountain."

The god of Qingfu led the way.

Qi Feibai cleaned up the blood around him, found a large bluestone and cut it into a stele, and erected a stele for Grand Master Wen.When he and Qing Fushen finished the burial together, Nezha just came to inform him that he heard that the grand master had defeated Jue Longling, and Master Jiang told him to go back and not guard the Fengshentai anymore.

On the way, he heard Nezha talk about the situation of the previous battle. He heard that the grand master passed Jiameng Pass and was forced to retreat by Guang Chengzi. He changed to Wuguan to go to Yanshan, and was forced to retreat by Chi Jingzi. Nezha, Yang Jian and others led troops to ambush, and finally changed to Juelongling, and finally died in the hands of Randeng Taoist and Yun Zhongzi.The rout under his command was wiped out and most of them were captured, and the remaining ones who slipped through the net fled to nowhere.

Back in Xiqi, Qi Feibai went to the medical officer camp to treat the wounded soldiers as usual, and Nezha followed him even more closely because he wanted to "always keep an eye on those nasty guys who have no good intentions towards senior brothers".It was probably because those dirty people who were beaten to death by him a while ago let other soldiers see the tragic consequences of blasphemy. None of the soldiers who saw Qi Feibai dared to stare at him for a long time, let alone talk to him ——Because the male god's junior has been staring at them sharply like a knife!

After Qi Feibai finished his work, and Jiang Ziya had almost finished packing up the post-war affairs, he began to reward him for his merits.

Taoist Ran Deng and others had already called the Ci Hang Taoist who was with him to protect Jiang Ziya and left together. Now the Lupeng outside the city is empty, but after the celebration banquet in the evening, the three generations of Chanjiao disciples returned to the Lupeng in unanimous agreement. It's not like living in the prime minister's mansion as before.They had already heard what Nezha had said about those soldiers who were obsessed with Qi Feibai, and they were a little upset, and they didn't really want to stay with those mortals.It is not uncommon for them to have heard that people in the city praised Qi Feibai's beauty, but it was the first time they found that some of these people had such nasty thoughts.

Even the most open-minded Yang Jian was a little unhappy: "Although it is inevitable to see all kinds of ugly things in the world when you enter the world of mortals, this incident is too disgusting. Sure enough, we cultivators should not get too close to ordinary people. , some people don’t feel awe when the distance is close.” Although he has a good temper, he still has the arrogance of a cultivator.

They naturally know that those people are very rare phenomena, but they can't swallow this breath in a short time. After all, they are still young and energetic, and they are all the favored children of heaven. Who can bear their senior brothers to be treated like this? insult?

Jiang Ziya also understood their thoughts very well, and made them willing to move back when they were angry.

Without the elders sitting in the reeds, the teenagers will be turned upside down.Anyway, the battle is over, and there is nothing for them to do at present. After practicing every day, everyone has fun, eats, eats, and eats spicy food. Today you go back to the mountain to catch two cranes, and tomorrow you go back to the mountain to pick a bunch of spiritual fruits. Han Dulong and Xue Ehu also specially stole the spiritual wine brewed by their master Daoxing Tianzun, and happily drank it with their seniors—you must know that the elders usually do not allow them to drink too much.

Everyone drank and drank, and their emotions became high. A few people who had a poor drinker capacity began to drink madly, such as Nezha - this young man threw himself on the senior brother unsteadily, held his face for a long time, and said cheerfully: "Brother, why are you so fragrant... Did you steal something delicious without telling me? I can already smell it..."

Then he leaned forward and licked his senior brother's lips. After he finished, he thought about it: "It seems a bit sweet..."