Chapter 4
Chapter 4
If the person in front of him looks dignified, bows his waist and bows his head, handing out a bank card with both hands, if it is on TV, the line of "please entrust the rest of your life to me!" will follow immediately.
Although the balance of an ordinary person's bank card may not be worth as much as a diamond ring, this scene is too nakedly material.But it doesn’t matter whether it’s a ring or a garage key, no matter how exquisite and glamorous it is, it still points to the wealth behind it, so a thin magnetic card is pure and unpretentious...
No, not right.
Accelerator, who realized that he had wandered into a dangerous area, was speechless at the subconscious brain hole, while turning his head to cover his cheeks that were stained with dawn for no reason.
"What are you doing?"
Kamijou Touma, who had been present all morning despite almost overturning his car and losing his desk, suddenly became as if he was facing an enemy after checking his wallet and calendar just now.Now that he came out of the bedroom, he stood far away from the closed doors and windows, and stretched out the tightly held bank card in front of Accelerator as described.
"It's sudden, but...please help me to withdraw money from the bank's ATM!"
"Huh? Why?"
"I didn't expect it to be today." Kamijou Touma smiled bitterly, "Because I've been very unlucky in this regard, you are the one doing things like withdrawing money... I don't want to trouble someone who has been dating me for three days. You, but you still have to buy ingredients tonight."
Although he is quite familiar with the side effects of Fantasy Killer, Accelerator still thinks it is nonsense.
"Wouldn't it be better to try a few more times? If the card is swallowed, can't you ask the teller to take it out?"
"What? Don't underestimate Mr. Kamijou's misfortune, you will soon volunteer to be responsible for deposits and withdrawals."
...What is there to be proud of?
"You go too, I'll see what kind of moths can come out."
Accelerator reluctantly picked up the elbow crutches and stood up from the paralyzed state of the salted fish, but Kamijou Touma pulled it back at the moment he took the bank card on a whim, and bent down again a little pretending to be frivolous Put your hands in front of each other:
"This beautiful classmate, are you interested in coming to our office to be an idol?"
"what……?"
Although the Kamijou Touma I knew would occasionally say some nonsensical and frivolous remarks, and I also knew that the person in front of me was even more skilled, Accelerator was temporarily at a loss for words—not just because of the teasing itself.
Indeed, this appearance is obviously more like a scout who strikes up a conversation.Then, just now, why did he follow the train of thought of proposing marriage...!
半小时后,仍然不知自己被揍的真正缘由的上条当麻(18),和虽然抽了今后的恋人但其实更想抽自己的一方通行(16),站在了银行外的ATM机前。
Seeing that the ATM machine touched by Dangma swallowed the card and began to swipe the screen with the word Error and blue screen, Fang Accelerator thought it could be rescued, but it didn't expect that it was like a strong woman who was forced by a robber, resolutely in the After a burst of electric sparks, he died in black smoke.
"..."
Accelerator was convinced.
He dismantled the ATM machine three times, five times and two times, and broke out the temporarily surviving bank card from the card reader that was biting like a pitbull's sharp teeth, and did not return it to Toma.
During the manual service, there was an unheard-of episode of the banknote being stuck, and it took an extra 15 minutes to get the banknotes.
"Hold it first, it won't be blown away by the wind indoors, right?"
"……should?"
While Kamijou Touma held the small stack of Fukuzawa Yukichi, an ominous popping sound came from behind.
"People other than cashiers, if you don't want to die, just get down on the ground!"
The seemingly well-trained robbers were fully armed and even wore tactical goggles. In the blink of an eye, they occupied all parts of the bank lobby and blocked the entrances and exits.The fuel oil spread along the ground, and when one of them stretched out a finger, it instantly filled the room with flames.
Kamijou Touma, who was suddenly startled, shook his hands, and the few banknotes disappeared lightly into the oil and fire in front of their eyes.
Looking from the window of the protagonist, his future lover is waving to him in the teaching building perpendicular to the classroom. Under the filter of distance, that person's expression can even be called gentle and lively.
Although his temper is not so much better as it is said to run away in other directions, but in some unexplainable places, he has obviously changed.Once you get rid of the feeling of being at a loss in the face of the old driver, you can feel the peaceful charm that seems to have settled down from the tsunami.
Seeing this scene, Kamijou Touma had a thousand words in his heart that turned into one sentence——
"Just before school, quizzes or something, teacher, are you a devil!"
There is neither time to prepare lunch nor use leftovers to send future lovers who "come from afar", Touma naturally only has the option to buy school instant bento or bread.But the random quiz that fell from the sky disrupted his plan at once, and when he rushed to the rooftop out of breath, there was already a plastic bag with the high school badge beside him.
"Ah...sorry, I'll pay you back."
Whether it's the friendship of the landlord or what, he still feels uneasy after drying the hemp all morning.
"Why don't you get the money first?"
"As expected, you also know."
"Yeah, because you are so unlucky, I have to deposit and withdraw money by myself."
"...I'm very sorry... But anyway, the students of this school let people outside the school pay the bill, and it's the older lover..."
However, it is a good thing that the lovers have not fallen into the state of having money and not being able to use it, so that they become poor and lowly couples.
"It's all sold out when you go, right?" Accelerator didn't seem to care much, like a senior member who would take the initiative to treat newcomers.
"If you really want to do something, then you start cooking tomorrow."
"Eh?"
"Just like in the morning."
"But that's..."
Ancestor, it was a super special price of [-] yen and [-] eggs and the leftover bacon from Wuxia's last visit to cook.
"But Accelerator...you wouldn't be back at mealtime then."
"You tell him you'll wait for him to come home for dinner and I'll be back."
The chaotic expression of pronouns stunned Dang Ma for a moment.The outline of the person in front of him is so serious and gentle, it doesn't look like he is in a routine pit.
"Okay, I will definitely tell him." Dang Ma looked serious, although it only lasted for a second. "However, Mr. Kamijou is a long-term poor high school student who is only good at maximizing cost performance. Be prepared to lose quality of life... ah!"
Dang Ma tapped his head, "Can I invite you to go to the supermarket together?"
(No one dares to blatantly crowd the disabled, right?)
After getting an affirmative answer, leaving aside the unspoken plan, Touma couldn't help but imagine that they could push the same trolley between the shelves like newlyweds.
However, unlike Index, which keeps its quantity but not its quality, this one doesn't seem to be the type that can be easily dismissed with cheese powder and tomato sauce.
But that's also... something to worry about later.
Touma, who secretly made up his mind, finally agreed to pick up his lunch. Although the expected canned coffee in the bag was mostly various breads and refrigerated kebabs, it was already a rare richness for him.
"I also sent a sandwich."
"Is it because you are too skinny?"
"The aunt who sold the bread said she had never seen me, so I told her that my lover went to school here, and she was very moved to give it away."
"This, that's it." Touma blushed when she was hit by this zigzag straight ball.
Seeing this, Accelerator couldn't help laughing and deliberately leaned over, watching the young lover jump up like a spring.
"Sure enough, do you still like older people who can take care of others? Young people just can't hold their breath."
What kind of elder care are you.
"What are you talking about young people, you can be beaten like this in two years?"
Hearing this, Accelerator raised the coffee can and bumped it into the air as if celebrating something, showing a very cute smile.
"Although it's only been two years, we have become Lipai adults who are fundamentally different from you."
"...what to do, I suddenly don't want to continue this topic..."
———TBC————
Leader: I am still a child!
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