dhibooks Chapter 1
Chapter 1
At noon, the usually quiet backyard of the Prime Minister's Mansion heard screams like slaughtering pigs, startling a pair of birds perched on a tree to comb each other's feathers, but after a while, the screams became thin whimper,
"Father, can I not be a companion to the prince?" Fan Siqing, who saw that howling was of no use to Prime Minister Fan, switched to a warm offensive, trying to make his father give up with tears.
Prime Minister Fan, who was originally furious because his son tried to resist and failed to comply, became even more angry when he saw his youngest son crying like a woman, and raised the ruler in his hand regardless of the servants' tugging , was about to hit Fan Siqing, Fan Siqing hurriedly ran around with her head in her arms, and there was chaos all around.
Relying on her small stature, Fan Siqing evaded his father's murderous hands in various rockeries. Fan Xiang, who couldn't catch up with his son, felt a throbbing pain in his heart and stopped chasing him. Panting heavily, he asked Fan Siqing, "I'll ask you one last time. going or not."
The aggrieved Fan Siqing curled her lips at Fan Xiang: "Father, I can't go." No matter how good the crown prince is, he is a cannon fodder villain, but he can't tell Fan Xiang about this.
Glancing at Fan Siqing, who was lying under the rockery, Fan Xiang laughed angrily, "Huh, following the oracle, you can go honestly tomorrow or I will tie you up, you decide." out of the garden.Ignore Fan Siqing.
Leaving Fan Siqing alone under the rockery to think about life.
Judging by his father's appearance, it is impossible for him not to go, and it is the emperor's order. If he does not go, he is against the order. In this era, the nine clans are going to be wiped out. It is impossible for him to joke about the lives of his family members. Since he must go, then Just find a way to avoid being cannon fodder. Before Fan Siqing could come up with something, Ming Cui, the maid beside her grandmother, came to invite the young master to the old lady for dinner.
Fan Siqing stood up and patted the mud on her buttocks, ran to the Longevity Hall, and before entering the house, she coquettishly called her grandmother, and as soon as she entered the inner hall, she threw herself on the silver-haired old woman sitting on the Arhat bed on people.
The old lady was closing her eyes and resting her mind, when she heard her little grandson's cry, she felt her body sinking, and she turned Fan Siqing upside down with a smile: "He came here, twist a veil to wipe the young master's sweat." This is for Ming Cui Said.Turning his head and pinching Fan Siqing's face, he asked with a smile: "I heard from the person serving today that the young man was taught a lesson by the uncle this afternoon." He took the washed handkerchief and wiped Fan Siqing's sweat with his own hands.
Hearing the old lady call her little third son, Fan Siqing was very helpless, and when she heard about what happened at noon, she curled her lips, "Father asked me to be the prince's attendant, I don't want to go." Hearing that the little grandson had the intention of resisting the order , the old lady smiled unabated, "Oh? It's a good job to be the prince's attendant. Why isn't Xiaosan willing to go?"
Dear grandma, His Royal Highness is the number one villain in this novel. If you get close to him, you are waiting to receive a box lunch.Knowing that the old lady would definitely ask, Fan Siqing came up with a reason he had thought up a long time ago: "There are too many rules in the palace, and I am not yet six years old." Fan Siqing's birthday is in September.
It turned out that it was not enough, the old lady who knew Fan Siqing's "reason" couldn't help being a little bit dumbfounded, thanks to his father, he asked himself to help persuade him, thinking of this, the old lady knocked on Fan Siqing's head, "Generally, an official as big as you My son, some of you have even finished studying the Four Books, it’s just that you are playful and just enlightened, and now you don’t want to go to read to the prince, but you’ve been fooled.”
Fan Siqing had already made plans to accompany the villain prince to study. Hearing what the old lady said, she quickly agreed. After the grandparents and grandchildren had dinner again, the old lady let Fan Siqing go back to the house and told her to go to bed early so that tomorrow would be better. palace.
Fan Siqing went back to the house and waved the maid back, lying on the bed and recalling the plot.
When Fan Siqing first came to this world, she accepted the fact that she had time-traveled very well, and immediately made preparations to be a perfect second-generation official. When Miss Biao of the General's Mansion wrote a song "Thinking of a Quiet Night" and was praised by the Holy Majesty, and when she tried her best to find out that this talented girl was called Su Rou'er, Fan Siqing couldn't help but tense up:
Fuck, what about the alternate history that was agreed upon?This is obviously Mary Su's short essay written by his goddess!
Speaking of why Fan Siqing, who only knows how to appreciate cartoons produced in island countries, understands a small Chinese novel, I have to start from the beginning.
Just like all otakus, Fan Siqing also has a goddess in his heart. Unlike other otakus, Fan Siqing's goddess is not this sister or that sister, but the little sister of his childhood sweetheart next door: Wang Mengmeng.
Mengmeng will leave, so cute; Mengmeng will call brother, so cute; Mengmeng will write novels, so cute.The boy with the hidden attribute of sister control has collected all the novels written by his sister, and naturally there is Wang Mengmeng's famous work: Overbearing Prince Falls in Love with Me—Princess, don't run away.
As a good brother, of course you have to cheer for your sister and Goddess. Fan Siqing was still tearing up for her cousin in the post bar. Thinking about the topic at that time, Fan Siqing wanted to chop her hands. The theme post of this building is called: The IQ of the supporting role is too low Look straight at me, the author will return me as an aloof prince!!!
At that time, Fan Siqing saw that the host replied in the post: Is the author an idiot? How could the prince fall in love with Su Rouer? If you can’t write, don’t write randomly.It exploded, citing scriptures and allusions to the landlord’s loss, until the landlord □□ apologized, now Fan Siqing wants to cry but has no tears, cute, you are a pit brother, it is the prince’s business that the prince likes Su Rou’er , Don’t write that the prince’s father thought that the people around the prince were instigating the prince. In the end, he either beheaded or ransacked the house. Sister, why didn’t my brother feel so violent when I read the article?The world needs harmony~
Fan Siqing was tossing and turning on the bed, her father was the prime minister, her mother had an imperial order, and her two elder brothers had been out of office for a long time, so she should not be destroyed... right?
But thinking that this is a novel, Fan Siqing wilted in an instant, the ghost knows if she will really get a lunch because of this!
Mr. Fan San, who had been struggling in the middle of the night, was obviously still in a daze when he was called up by his servants the next day. There were two dark circles under his eyes that were very glaring on his already pale face. The old lady hadn't gotten up yet. Bye is like saying goodbye to his father.
Originally, Fan Xiang, who had a lot of things to say to his son, looked at Fan Siqing's dark circles, hesitated to speak a few times, and finally said nothing. He waved his hand to signal Fan Siqing to leave quickly. He felt his heart couldn't bear it.
In this way, Fan Siqing boarded the carriage leaving Fan's residence, took her own clothes, and began to spend six days off and one day off to study with the prince.
Putting aside the fact that he may be cannon fodder, in all fairness, Fan Xiaosan's life in the East Palace is still good. The prince is gentle and polite, never overpowering others, and occasionally gives advice on Fan Siqing's after-school homework, in case he is caught by the prince the next day. The Taifu scolded me too miserably, just like today.
"Fan Siqing, where is the word I asked you to write!?" Fan Dongxing was so angry by his little nephew that he almost couldn't catch his breath. After he finished yelling, he found out that it was the East Palace, and quickly confessed.The prince waved his hand, indicating that he didn't care.
Fan Dongxing seemed to understand why his elder brother was always slammed away by Fan Siqing angrily, disregarding the literati's integrity.
Fan Siqing was also very innocent when being yelled at, she didn't understand why her uncle was so angry, she turned to her only teammate -- Prince Fan Jingfeng for help.
What's the matter? This is, Fan Siqing looked at the prince.
Seeing Fan Siqing's small eyes, Wei Jingfeng smiled helplessly, mouthing: "Copyright."
What the hell, the more Fan Siqing thought about it, the more confused she became. She continued to look at the assist, and the prince measured two words: Analects of Confucius.
This time Fan Siqing completely reacted, but it was still a word that had been used countless times, but it was useless, because Fan Siqing, he!without!Write!