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Chapter 1312 A Slip-Up in the Gutter

On Saturday, August 15th, Liu Ruyan did not go to the company.

Because they went out to play a few days ago, Liu Ruyan worked overtime for several days after they came back to finish all the work that had been left over. This Saturday, she can finally rest.

At 10:30 a.m., Lin Mo leisurely went downstairs, intending to go to the studio to relax. He couldn't help it; his sudden graduation, coupled with the fact that it was summer vacation, made him feel quite relaxed.

I don't need to go to work or school. I only need to work at the restaurant one day a week, Wednesday. I can't spend all the money in my bank account.

Aside from the higher expenses during his trip, his spending level returned to its previous state after he came back.

He has no shortage of cars and houses, and his daily expenses are quite comfortable thanks to the points-based shopping cards issued by the bank. He can buy things for free at the supermarket next door by simply swiping his points.

Moreover, the money in the card earns interest every month, and the financial manager Liu Ruyan found for him is quite reliable. It can be said that he has now achieved what many people consider the ultimate goal.

As long as no major upheaval occurs, he can live out his life comfortably.

Soon, Lin Mo, wearing slippers and shorts, walked into the studio through the back door. As soon as he entered, he heard several people inside having a heated discussion. Seeing this, Lin Mo couldn't help but laugh and say, "Wow~ it's so lively. What are you talking about?"

Upon seeing him arrive, the group paused, and then the Sichuan girl stood up excitedly: "It's perfect timing, Old Mo is here, let him be the judge!"

"Oh? There's been a conflict. Come on! Tell me about it!" Lin Mo walked in and, seeing everyone there, couldn't help but smile.

After a few days of rest, Chuanmei has fully recovered, while Miss Yuan, having gone on a crazy trip recently, is now in a state of euphoria. Apart from eating, she's been very well-behaved, spending her days eating, sleeping, playing games, and petting her pet dog, Wangcai, living a very comfortable life.

Upon hearing this, Chuanmei couldn't help but say, "I just went to the toilet to poop, and Wangcai kept scratching at the door outside the toilet. The food delivery rider tried to forcibly take the food, but the restaurant refused to serve it."

This led to a discussion about this issue: If I'm taking a dump in the toilet and someone suddenly comes over and tries to take my poop, is that person breaking the law?

My opinion is that it's illegal, but Sister Yuan says it's not. Come on, Lao Mo, you be the judge!

Lin Mo: →_→

"No way, are you guys crazy? Having nothing better to do in broad daylight than discuss whether stealing manure is illegal? How disgusting!"

He had long known that these people were abstract concepts, and he always thought he understood his friends quite well, but now it seems he had underestimated them.

People just can't stand being idle. Look at last month, when they went out to play and had things to do, who would ask such a boring question? But they've only been back for a few days this month, and they're already this bored. Is this the kind of question a human being would ask?

"Never mind that, just tell me if it's illegal or not. How can poop be considered illegal? From now on, whenever that bastard goes to the toilet, I'll have Wangcai forcibly take his food. Let him call the police if he dares!" Miss Yuan retorted excitedly from the sofa, believing herself to be the embodiment of justice.

Wangcai sat down at Miss Yuan's feet, looking at Chuanmei with a smug expression.

As for the three girls, Wang, the class monitor, and He Xiaoyue, Wang was eager to join in and express his opinion, but the class monitor and He Xiaoyue were not so bored; they just watched the excitement from the sidelines.

Hearing this, Lin Mo couldn't help but sigh: "Sigh... In my opinion, it depends on whether you broke it off!"

If you break it off and it falls down, it becomes discarded property, and it shouldn't be illegal for someone to take it. Conversely, if you don't break it off and it's still attached, it should belong to your personal property, and if someone comes to take it, that would be an infringement on your personal property.

Of course, it depends on the scenario. If you defecate at home, the other party cannot determine whether you want it or not. If the other party tries to steal it, it should be considered burglary. But if you defecate in the wild and break it in half, it should not be illegal.

Of course, whether it's indoors or outdoors, the other person is probably quite perverted, especially you, Chuanzi. If you encounter them, I suggest you pull up your pants and run. Don't worry about wiping yourself off yet; just preserve your innocence first. After all, you know what kind of people your fans are!

Sichuan girl:.

Everyone: o(*≧▽≦)ツ┏━┓

Seeing Lin Mo's serious answer, everyone except Chuan Mei couldn't help but laugh, giving off a feeling of disgust mixed with humor.

Seeing this, Lin Mo rolled his eyes and said helplessly, "Hey guys, if you're so bored, why don't you go downstairs to the flower bed tonight and catch some frogs? Those frogs croak all day long, it's so annoying."

"By the way, Sister Yuan, have you spoken to Manager Ma about this? Have you asked the property management to handle it? I'm starting to suspect he's in cahoots with Toad!"

Miss Yuan clutched her stomach and rolled around on the sofa laughing: "Hahaha, stop talking! I can almost picture it in my head! Old Ma is already preparing to deal with the toad army, hahaha!"

Unfortunately, it's been raining for several days in Jiangning these past two days. Although it's not heavy, a lot of frogs have appeared under the eaves of the apartment complex, especially at night. Their croaking is so loud it's giving us a headache.

"That's good. If any of you are free, you can join us. It'll save you from spending all day discussing such boring issues."

"By the way, how's the video for Lao Zhao coming along?" Lin Mo asked.

Upon hearing this, He Xiaoyue waved her hand: "It'll be soon, don't rush me. Chuanmei said this video needs to be heavily edited. He's keeping it pinned to the top and won't add any ads. We all have to work hard on it!"

Nevertheless, we're almost done, and barring any unforeseen circumstances, we should be finished this afternoon!

Upon hearing this, Lin Mo nodded: "So you haven't updated your blog in the past few days since you came back?"

“How could that be? We filmed a lot of footage when we went out to play. The class monitor and I edited a couple of videos and uploaded them. Although the number of views didn’t explode, the data wasn’t bad either. We can’t pass up the advertising revenue, can we?” Wang said from the side.

In response, the Sichuan girl nodded: "That's right, it's about making a living, you can't be stingy. If I didn't get Sister Yuan to help me get more advertising deals, how could I support so many people!"

"I also participated in Lao Zhao's video," the class monitor said, peeling a piece of hawthorn candy and putting it in his mouth. He continued, "The voice-over and script were revised several times, so the effect is definitely going to be good."

The Sichuan girl said she'd have Lao Zhao post it with his account too, then do a collaborative creation event. Who knows, it might even drive traffic to Lao Zhao and turn him into a travel blogger!

Hearing this, Lin Mo nodded: "That's good. Old Zhao should be home by now. Didn't he say he'd rest at home for a while before going to Sayram Lake?"

"Huh? Aren't we going directly to Sayram Lake?" Director Wang asked, puzzled.

In response, the Sichuan girl waved her hand: "That's outdated. I heard that his cousin is getting married and he has to go back to attend the wedding, so he has no choice but to go back first. It's good that he's going back. We're all exhausted from flying, and he's even more tired. He can rest at home for a couple of days before setting off again!"

The others were quite relieved about Lao Zhao's current condition. After all, he had tried to get through it, and his condition was getting better day by day. So what if he was a little tired? It was better than being half-dead.

"Alright, what are we having for dinner today?" Lin Mo asked.

Hearing this, He Xiaoyue was taken aback, then covered her mouth and chuckled, "Oh my, this is strange today. If I remember correctly, it's Saturday, right? Doesn't Boss Lin need to go home for dinner? You have your beautiful wife at home, how can you still come out?" "Come on!" Lin Mo waved his hand with a smile, "Sister Ruyan feels she's gained weight again recently and wants to lose weight. She's been eating that low-fat meal every day. I've been relying on lunch to keep me alive these past few days. If I'm eating grass with her at home, how am I supposed to survive?"

That's right. They went on vacation a while ago, and Liu Ruyan was a bit too indulgent, which caused her to gain some weight. Actually, she only gained a few pounds, just over 100, but those few pounds felt like they were going to kill her.

Standing at 1.7 meters tall and weighing just over 100 pounds, she was already quite thin, but Liu Ruyan was still very strict with herself. As the Great Emperor Ruyan valued her figure and appearance the most, she naturally began to diet.

Fortunately, although Empress Ruyan is ruthless to herself, she is still quite reasonable. She is not the kind of person who would drag her boyfriend to lose weight with her if she wanted to lose weight.

He can eat out, but the meals he cooks at home must be low-fat meals. So, he sneaks out to eat, and Liu Ruyan knows perfectly well that he's doing it. It can't even be called sneaking; for Liu Ruyan, as long as you don't eat in front of me, it's fine, as it might interfere with her weight loss plan.

“Perfect timing! We just bought the ingredients yesterday. In that case, let’s cook lunch ourselves. I’ll help you out. There aren’t many restaurants out there these days!” the squad leader said with a smile.

Hearing this, Lin Mo thought for a moment, nodded and smiled, "That's fine. Not to mention whether the ones you buy outside are clean or not, the taste is just so-so. It's better to make them yourself!"

Perhaps because he works in the catering industry, he is no longer averse to cooking, especially when there are assistants involved.

Looking at the time, it was already 11 a.m., so Lin Mo went straight to the kitchen. After finishing her work, the class monitor followed her.

After all, among the people present, apart from Lin Mo, she was the only one who had some talent for cooking. Expecting others to do so was simply wishful thinking!

Soon, Lin Mo began preparing the food, with the class monitor helping her out. But as she was cutting the meat, she suddenly felt a churning in her stomach, then bent over, squatted on the ground, and began to dry heave into the trash can.

"Ugh~ Ugh~~"

Upon hearing this, Lin Mo was taken aback and quickly put down the kitchen knife, asking, "Squad leader, are you alright? Are you feeling unwell?"

The squad leader gagged twice, then waved his hand and said, "It's nothing, I think I ate something bad this morning. I didn't put the leftover rice in the refrigerator, so I just made it into rice porridge!"

In response, Lin Mo immediately called out, "Director Wang, Director Wang, come in quickly and check on the squad leader!"

"What's wrong? Are you alright?" Director Wang asked as soon as he entered.

Lin Mo shook his head: "How are you? The class monitor said he ate leftovers this morning and might have gotten sick!"

"Me? I'm fine?" Director Wang was taken aback, then asked.

As they spoke, the two men helped the squad leader out of the kitchen. The squad leader went to the bathroom, vomited for a while, washed his face, and then recovered.

Seeing this, He Xiaoyue couldn't help but say, "Don't be careless, why don't you go to the hospital to get it checked out? Food poisoning is no small matter!"

"Maybe it's heatstroke?" the Sichuan girl guessed from the side.

Upon hearing this, Lin Mo rolled her eyes at him: "Get lost. Although it's very hot outside, we're indoors with air conditioning. How could we possibly get heatstroke? The probability of food poisoning is much higher."

"Hey class monitor, let me take your pulse. I'm not good at treating illnesses, and my teacher doesn't allow me to prescribe medicine, but I can still check your symptoms!"

He had kept the fact that he had prescribed himself some time ago and ended up in the hospital a secret, so the others didn't know.

He can prescribe medicine for himself, but he can't prescribe it for others!

Everyone knew he had studied traditional Chinese medicine and was quite skilled, and since it wasn't about him treating patients, they simply agreed.

"Yes, yes, Lao Mo, take a look quickly. If it's food poisoning, we need to get to the hospital right away!" Director Wang helped the squad leader to a chair and then hurriedly said.

In response, Lin Mo moved a chair over and sat down, then reached out and placed his hand on the class monitor's wrist.

The next second, he frowned, looked at the squad leader, and then at Director Wang: "Well, switch hands!"

Upon hearing this, the squad leader switched hands, and Lin Mo took the pulse. The pulse was smooth and steady, like a beaded swaying.

Not only that, the "Women's Expert" also gave a hint: it's obvious that the class monitor is pregnant, and she's already five weeks along, which is considered early pregnancy.

"Hey Lao Mo, what's up? Say something!"

Seeing that look in his eyes, Director Wang said somewhat anxiously.

Lin Mo: "The squad leader is fine, but you, kid, you've been caught off guard!"

Director Wang: ? ? ?

"What do you mean!"

Lin Mo: "The class monitor is pregnant, five weeks along, early pregnancy, and it's twins!"

These words were like a bombshell, leaving everyone speechless with shock.

After a three-second silence, the studio erupted in chaos.

Class monitor: "Huh? I'm pregnant?"

He Xiaoyue: "Really? She's pregnant already?"

Miss Yuan: "Holy crap, twins! That's awesome!"

Sichuan girl: "That's a brilliant use of the word 'awesome'! It really is a case of capsizing in a ditch! I always thought it was an adjective, but I didn't expect it to be a verb. I'm going to be a big shot now, hahaha!"

Everyone:

(End of this chapter)