Chapter 34
Chapter 34
Facts have proved that the holidays can really make people lazy, and within a few days, Yao Sen lived a life that his parents, who were paralyzed at home all day long, disliked—fortunately, Miaomiao still didn't dislike him as the master.
Wang Yuxi has been silent in the WeChat group for a few days, and it is estimated that he really went to play with his uncle and grandma who was disconnected from the Internet in the countryside.One morning, when Yaosen opened the WeChat group, he suddenly found that Wang Yuxi had swiped the screen by himself.
Wang Yuxi: Damn, I finally entered the city! !
Wang Yuxi: Are pigs in the countryside so flexible? !As soon as I go out, those little pigs chase me! !
Wang Yuxi: Scared me to death! ! !
Wang Yuxi: Does anyone listen to my complaints! ! !
Bai Yue: You're a big man and you're afraid of pigs, so don't tell people you know me when you go out
Yao Sen just watched in silence as Wang Yuxi and Bai Yue scrolled through the 99+ news, then quit and posted on Weibo.As soon as he was on vacation, he basically didn't post any news on Weibo like the zombie account, and fans were urging him to post or live broadcast.
As soon as he saw the word "live broadcast", Yao Sen's first reaction was not that he should broadcast live, but remembered that today is the day of Shao Han's live broadcast every week. Shao Han's fans felt a sense of presence in front of him.
Sure enough, Shao Han posted a preview of the live broadcast on Weibo. Before the live broadcast started at night, everyone in the WeChat group of Titans was in the water.
Wang Yuxi: Let me tell you, a weak chicken like Laobai can beat ten geese in the countryside
Bai Yue: The geese must bully you because you are too short
Yao Sen abruptly interrupted the discussion about geese: I will use the trumpet to broadcast live with Shao Han later, remember to watch it
Wang Yuxi: ...
Bai Yue: [OK]
Song Mingzhe: Good boss
Zhou Ziyu: Hmm
Yao Sen: Then you guys continue to talk about geese.
In the evening, Yao Sen pinched Shao Han's live broadcast and used a small account to log in to soak his feet. Since Shao Han was his boyfriend and would not reject him in front of millions of viewers, he sent him a message directly.
Five Elements Lacking Wood: Brother Shao, how about taking me with you today?
In the live broadcast, Shao Han stared at Yao Sen's trumpet, his expression looked a little complicated and helpless, and if he looked carefully, he could find a trace of embarrassment and embarrassment.
Shao Han was wearing a white cotton T-shirt at home, and the neck exposed at the round neckline was so white that Yao Sen felt a little itchy.
Before Shao Han agreed, some of the viewers who watched the live broadcast recognized this very rookie Wuxing Quemu brother, and there were also a lot of new fans who were confused and asked who came.
"Why is this big brother who lacks wood again?"
"I deeply suspect that this brother pinched a bit"
"Why don't you ask brother Shao to take you if you're so good at it... Brother Shao, let's ignore him, okay?"
"The lack of wood in the five elements is to think about fire"
"If you want to get angry, don't rub our Xiao Zuo!!!"
"Aren't you guys thinking too much... Didn't Brother Shao say that Wuxing Quemu is his friend?"
"Although I know I'm Brother Shao's friend, I will be very disgusted. I feel that the lack of wood in the five elements is intentional."
"No, Brother Shao, don't you just play with whoever you want?? What are you guys doing?"
"Yao Sen, are you a good showman?" Wang Yuxi's voice came from the group voice of Titans, "Why haven't you been beaten to death by Brother Shao?"
Bai Yue sighed, "Wow... the sweet potato fans are so powerful in fighting, they are all like mothers who protect cubs."
Yao Sen confirmed that the microphone connected to the computer had been turned off, and said, "Don't worry, I won't fall off the horse."
Saying that, Yao Sen discarded his shame.
Five Elements Lacking Wood: Brother Shao’s fans and friends should take care of you, I am weak and need Brother Shao’s protection
Everyone in the group was silent for a while when they saw this sentence, and Wang Yuxi finally said: "Yaosen, it's winter, lend me two layers of your skin to keep you warm?"
Yao Sen: "Reject, I am weak."
Wang Yuxi: "If you are weak, then I will be powerless."
Bai Yue: "No, you didn't have one in the first place."
Song Mingzhe: "Boss, as long as you are happy!"
Zhou Ziyu: "..."
Wang Yuxi: "Then let's change our team name to Weak and Handsome Boys!"
Bai Yue: "Can you bear the title of handsome man?"
Wang Yuxi: "Then change the names to One Weak, Beautiful Man and Four Powerless Men."
Shao Han's expression was almost out of control. He pinched the microphone and forced himself to recover from the constant refresh of the cheekiness of the strongest boyfriend in Asia. It took him a long time to utter a word: "Okay."
"...?"
"Brother Wuxing Quemu, can we not give it like this?"
"hahahahahahahahahahaha?"
"I can't bear it..."
"Didn't you see Brother Shao's expression management almost got out of control?
"Generally, people who say that about themselves are very good"
"I began to doubt the authenticity of the Five Elements Quemu brothers..."
"Yes, this is the same nature as Xueba said that he doesn't know anything at all."
"He said this to mean that he knew Brother Shao was broadcasting live. Didn't it mean to show his presence on purpose?"
"Brother Quemu, please say something, typing takes too much time"
Wu Xing Qi Mu: No, no, my voice is not as nice as your Brother Shao, so it doesn’t hurt everyone’s ears. I follow Brother Shao’s command in all my actions
After the game started, Yao Sen lowered his hit rate to a shameful 20.00%, and his only role was to help Shao Han install things that would affect his speed and might be used.
It’s not the first time that Shao Han has become an actor with Yao Sen. This time, Shao Han has become much calmer, but he still can’t help wondering, it’s hard for a person who’s used to it to hide his usual conditioned reflexes. How can you play a rookie without any flaws?
Wang Yuxi: "Damn it, Brother Shao was awesome at hiding his gun just now!"
Bai Yue: "I'm left-handed, so I hide fast on the left."
Song Mingzhe: "Boss acted so well, I wanted to go up and help him."
Wang Yuxi: "Yaosen, you are a talent."
While playing the game, Yao Sen paid attention to listening to the voices in the group, just to divert his attention, lest he accidentally increase the hit rate.But at the same time, the opponents noticed that he was weaker than Shao Han, so they focused their fire on him first, and Yao Sen had to be careful not to let himself be killed.
In summary, it is really a technical job
He was playing vigorously, when he suddenly heard the sound of kicking and tapping short flexible legs running on the wooden floor behind him.Yaosen looked back and found that the little white dumpling Miaomiao had run in at some point, was squatting beside the bed wagging her tail and looking at her master, yelling cheerfully and eagerly.
Yao Sen: "What's wrong?"
Miaomiao tilted her head to look at her master, her snow-white and fluffy hair waving along with her ears, she barked twice, she ran two steps forward, her tail wagging happily.
Wang Yuxi: "What?"
Yao Sen: "My dog son ran in, maybe he was hungry, I'll go and have a look."
It just so happened that Shao Han and he were lying in ambush in the bunker, waiting for an opportunity to act, and there was no big move.Yaosen took off the earphones and put them on the table, got up and walked towards Miaomiao. He didn't notice that the earphones were knocked on the table and accidentally turned on the microphone switch, and the player's voice speaker logo flashed by in the game.
Yao Sen squatted on the bed and patted Miaomiao's head: "What's the matter? Are you hungry?"
He picked up Miaomiao, walked to the door, put it on the side of the stairs, and said, "Go to your grandma, she will feed you delicious food."
Yao Sen turned and entered the room, returned to the table, put on the earphones again, and continued to ambush the enemy with Shao Han.Not long after, Miaomiao ran in again, this time running directly to Yaosen's feet, grabbing his trousers, bouncing around.
Yaosen: "Great, do you want me to play with you? Miaomiao is good, I will play with you when Dad finishes this game, ah."
As soon as the words fell, Yao Sen was stunned, why did he feel as if he heard his own echo.
There was a silence in the WeChat group, and it took a long time for Wang Yuxi to say quietly: "...Brother, your vest is broken into pieces."
Bai Yue: "Yaosen, did you accidentally press the microphone switch?"
Song Mingzhe's voice sounded a bit ashamed: "Boss, the scene is a little out of control."
Yao Sen was taken aback, and subconsciously raised his hand to touch the microphone switch on his earphone, and suddenly found that the switch had been pressed at some point.He turned his head to look at the tablet computer on the side table. At this moment, Shao Han's face was overwhelmed by the overwhelming barrage.
Yao Sen was silent for a long time, and finally sighed lightly.
"??????"
"?????????????"
"!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Fuck?! That voice just now?!?!?!"
“………………… Mori God?”
"It's Sen-ge...?"
"Old fan confirms that it is Mori God"
"Fuck!!!!!!!"
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ah
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"
"Wait what's going on now????"
"The lack of wood in the five elements is the real hammer of Senshen Trumpet"
"Brother Sen fell off his horse too suddenly"
"It's over, I'm fine now"
"I just said that the five elements are short of wood and can beat vegetables...Brother Sen, I'm sorry I knelt down for you"
"Who is Brother Sen talking to? His tone is so cute."
"What did Brother Sen say just now?? What father???"
"Brother Sen, where's your conscience????"
"Fucking shocking reversal"
"So what does it mean that Senshen pretends to be a rookie and insists on brother Shao???"
"Wu Xing Qu Mu is Sen Ge's trumpet...it actually makes sense"
"Brother Shao vividly explains what is meant by an embarrassing yet polite smile"
The popularity of the live broadcast has skyrocketed. If you quit to watch it now, you will find that the live broadcast platform has very efficiently changed the promotion of Shao Han's live broadcast to "The Great God pretends to be a chicken?! Is it the annihilation of human nature or the loss of morality? Watch Captain Titans accidentally fall off his horse!", hanging brightly on the homepage of the website.
"Yao Sen..." Shao Han finally opened his mouth, the corners of his mouth seemed to be struggling to hold back a bit of rising desire, and his voice carried a bit of heart-warming and forbearable smile, "Do you want to say hello?"
Yao Sen cleared his throat, and casually quit the WeChat voice group chat where Wang Yuxi's maddened laughter was being reported, and said, "Good evening, everyone, I am Wuxingqianmu, you can also call me Yaosen."
"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!"
"Brother Sen, I didn't mean to hurt you just now, it's purely because your acting skills are so good"
"Brother Sen, are you really Brother Sen???"
"So Brother Shao knew from beginning to end that this is Brother Sen's trumpet?"
"Brother Sen, what confidence does he have to say that his voice is ugly!! I'm angry!!!"
"When Wu Xing Que Mu said that he was weak at the beginning, I vaguely felt that something was wrong... I burst into tears when I knew the truth"
"Sen God, you are the weakest Sen God in history"
"It's still in the game, everyone, don't get excited." Yao Sen moved from the bunker and sniped two enemies like a smuggler, "Since I can't be a chicken, I'll go back to being a master, Shao Han, Xisandian and two people. "
Shao Han held back a smile, and lightly agreed.
Yaosen played the game surprisingly fast after picking up his burden of being a great god. While he was thinking about whether Shao Han's fans would think he was too good at acting, he was also thinking about whether he should build a new trumpet .
Yao Sen walked forward against the wall, but was suddenly forced back by several bullets flying towards him.He swiftly turned back behind the wall on the spot, glanced at the bullet hole in the wall, then looked back into the distance, and subconsciously opened his mouth and said, "Wait, treasure..."
Yao Sen swallowed the following word "Bei" forcefully by using up his reaction ability developed by playing games for so many years, and changed his words very reluctantly: "... Take care of yourself, Shao Han."
"Brother Sen, why are you so spoiled?"
"Protect yourself, Xiao Zuo!!!"
"It's over, I can't take off Morisa's filter now"
"Brother Sen was almost shot, and his first reaction was to ask Brother Shao to protect himself, everyone."
Yaosen felt very aggrieved, thinking that starting the live broadcast would be troublesome, and he couldn't call baby whatever he wanted.
After the game ended, Yao Senwo let out a sigh of relief on the chair, and decided to act first before being bombarded by fans, saying: "You don't have to care about my trumpet, just have fun, you guys Brother Shao is really nice. In addition, I really didn’t fall off on purpose, I accidentally turned on the microphone, otherwise I would have enjoyed the feeling of being led by Brother Shao for a while.”
"Brother Sen, stop explaining, you can't hide the fact that you are a showman"
"Brother Shao actually indulges Brother Sen so much, it makes people cry."
"Back then, people with poor skills in Pensen were about to jump off the building."
"Senshin, I thought you were just an e-sports champion, but I didn't expect you to be an actor"
"Brother Sengesen, who were you talking to before?"
"My dog." Yao Sen said with a smile, "I will introduce it to everyone some other day."
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