Chapter 153
Chapter 153
What can Randall do?He can only take out his mobile phone!
In fact, he had already had a hunch before he took out his mobile phone and saw the caller, but when he saw that the caller was Mourinho, he immediately glanced at Lineker.
"Football Gentleman" gave him a Wink without any morals.
Considering the effect of the program, Randall chose to sacrifice his ego and turned on the speaker.
He has encountered similar stalks before, but at that time it was just asking him to call his "dead enemy", which made a big commotion at that time.
Having had such an experience, he is not afraid.
"Hey, Jose!" Randall said, laughing. "Are you watching TV?"
Mourinho glanced at the TV opposite him and said without hesitation: "Yes, I'm watching you. Randall, you just said that you hope I won't be friends with you?"
Mourinho scolded: "Am I so narrow-minded?"
You have!You absolutely have!Aren't you showing your narrow-mindedness now?Randall thought, the desire to survive made him choose to be sweet, "No, no, how could it be? I just cherish our friendship."
The fans whistled and booed immediately.
In fact, many fans feel that Randall and Mourinho's personalities are reversed. Take a look. The real super rich second generation is usually visually aloof, but it turns out that they are sweet and cooperative when they appear on the show. Here, there are still madman characters...
Even though you both have dimples, wouldn't it be more fun to switch people?
Mourinho asked again: "So let's talk about income. When did my income actually become your salary standard?"
Randall laughed immediately, "Because you are good enough, if I said that at the time, what would everyone say? They would say 'Randall is too arrogant, he has never gotten anything for the Magpies, and the annual salary is actually Half of Mourinho's!' Isn't it? Even now, I've only got one FA Cup for the Magpies."
What else can Mourinho say?
When a person who is better than you in the eyes of the world chooses to be humble, is there still a way for you to survive?
So Magic Bird could only laugh helplessly, and didn't know whether to praise or complain: "Bobby is right, your mouth is so sweet."
I'm playing outside!You clearly know it!The villain in Randall roared at the whistle of the fans and Lineker, the guy who fueled the fire, knowing that our CP fan group is trying to grow in the small group of fans in my home country?
You don't know anything about these things, but you still dare to make up for it! [Manual dog head.jpg]
Just when Randall was unable to resist this sentence, Lineker, who had just taken the lead in blowing the whistle, said loudly: "Hey, Jose, thank you for calling, now please sweeten your mouth Randall borrowed it from me, and I'll continue to ask him some interesting questions."
Randall: ...
Dude, you are really a rotten countryman, you really did not choose the wrong nationality.
Randall is already regretting participating in this show. He underestimated the BBC, thinking that it is impossible for the BBC to be more limitless than Chinese variety shows. What happened?
I always feel like I'm going to be ripped off!
Lineker asked with a grin in his little eyes: "Okay, Randall, let's talk about you and your football. You said your father made you self-reliant in college, so what? What prompted you to choose to become a youth training coach in the United States after graduation?"
But after he finished asking, he found that Randall's expression had settled down, which made him suddenly wonder if he had asked some questions that he shouldn't have asked, so he heard Randall say, "It was after my parents died unexpectedly. My father is Chinese. Although he is loyal to charity, he is more inclined to leave his wealth to his children. He has done a lot of work so that I can live a life without worries. He hopes that I can be happy and hope that I can do what I like to do."
Randall, or Li Xian, thought of his father again at this moment, and at the end of his father's life, he did tell him so.
At the last moment of his life, his father hoped that his future life would be happy and free. At that moment, what he got was a father's love as heavy as a mountain, and they were in his chest all the time.But they are not a burden, but enrichment, and their existence helped him get out of labor pains.
Lineker saw Randall's eyes. At this moment, the emotions in those black eyes were like a net. Although there was water in it, all the emotions were netted and sealed in those eyes.
The corners of the eyes are slightly raised, like eyes that are always smiling.
It's as much a blessing from God as those dimples, and he should be a sun-kissed kid.
Lineker apologized for asking the question, but Randall smiled and shook his head, adding: "I wanted to be a coach, but it had to be licensed, so I worked on it for a while, It turned out that Manchester United was bought by the Glazers before I got my licence..."
Immediately someone among the Manchester United fans chanted "Damn Glazer!"
Randall and Glazer, is this a multiple choice question?
Lineker immediately said: "If you choose Manchester United, you may not be able to coach."
"But I can go to the youth team." Randall immediately retorted, "I choose to be a coach, but I don't have to coach on the sidelines. I also like the youth training work. I go to the youth academy almost every week. 1 or 2 times."
The hearts of the Red Devils are all broken into pieces!
Damn Glazer has brought over £5m in high-interest liabilities, what can Randall bring?He can bring a better future for Manchester United!He could even succeed Ferguson, damn Glazer! ! ! ! ! !
The rest of the "Four Nations Allied Forces" breathed a sigh of relief at this moment, Randall Ferguson, will this give them a way out?
The fans who followed Ferguson's live broadcast room were all looking at the extremely ugly Ferguson. At this moment Wenger even patted him on the shoulder.
The professor didn't choose to make up the knife, but just gave Ferguson a understanding look.
They can't say more, because Ferguson's current boss is Glazer.
Randall continued to explain: "Because Real Madrid is a membership club, I once thought about buying Manchester United. It can be done like this. After I got my coaching license, I was lucky enough to coach the youth team of LA Galaxy, and then I was promoted to the youth team. At that time, I had the experience of coaching on the sidelines, and it made me think about buying a club again. .”
"Is it a magpie?"
"Yes, it's the Magpies." Landauer looked at the Magpies fans frankly, and smiled a little embarrassedly, "The Magpies are indeed not my first choice, but now I love this club very much, and I like our fans. I also like my players, I enjoy life now."
Lineker said in his heart, how dare you say it!
As a result, the reaction of the Magpies fans at the scene left him speechless. The Magpies who had been feeling frustrated just now finally broke out. They chanted Randall's name. Fuck his Manchester United, you and our Magpies are a match made in heaven!
"So I have a question now," Lineker said after Randall interacted with fans maliciously: "Did you consider becoming a coach yourself before taking over the club?"
"No. I didn't have this idea at first, but there are three reasons why I will become the coach." Randall is a little embarrassed now, and he emphasizes, "You may not believe it, but I still have to say that it is actually the case of."
"My father may think that I am more inclined to make movies and set up a film company, so I can use a sum of money at the beginning, but he may also be worried that I will spend too much. After all, making movies is really expensive, so he did it again. Set some small restrictions to prevent me from starving to death." Randall was a little aggrieved when he said this, and his father didn't do that!Dad can trust him and love him!They are all systems!
"So after acquiring the Magpies, I found that I had no money for the time being." Randall spread his hands innocently on Lineker's shocked face, "Really, I was too poor to give to Bobby and Ireland. The level of liquidated damages for the national team, so I will commute by bike."
Lineker was speechless, he just quietly watched Randall continue to pretend.
"So I can't ask Bobby, I'm actually worried about Bobby's body, you know, although he's full of ambitions himself... Well, Bobby, please don't be angry if you're watching this, but I was Really worried that you'd be on the sidelines, that would be every Magpies fan's nightmare and make every fan feel guilty."
Mourinho looked at the old Robson and found that the old man's expression at the moment was wonderful.
"I have considered another German coach, sorry I can't tell you his name, he also rejected me." Randall said here and added, "Of course, if I want to hire him, I have to sell the player first. to pay his salary."
There is a lot of material here!
Just when Lineker was recalling Randall's show operation in the winter window last year in his mind, Randall said again: "But I talked with my lawyer carefully and found that my father still left me There is a way out, so I overdrawn part of my future dividends to complete the transfer last winter, and I am very grateful for this."
At this moment, the fans at the scene were silent no matter which club they were fans of.
They thought of the words of the teacher at USC——
"He is still a super rich second generation, rich and self-willed."
rich!
capricious!
No matter how poor you are, you can shock the entire football world with one shot!
When everyone wanted to hug themselves and be quiet, Randall acted aggressively again!
"One person is both the president and the manager of the club, and I was worried that I couldn't do both well. So in the summer I asked the German manager again, but he rejected me again, and then I asked my assistant. Coach Allegri, he also rejected me. After thinking about it, I decided to continue coaching the team, and then continue to look for a qualified CEO.”
When Randall said this, Chelsea fans already wanted to give him the middle finger. The commercial director Ron Gurley, who we had so hard to poach from Manchester United!Should we be glad you didn't poach our CEO Kenyon?
"Now I've got a good CEO, so I think I can continue to coach, I like my players, a lot of them are young players, we're called 'Blockbuster Magpies', but we're still the same. A young team, sometimes young represents passion, sometimes it means lack of experience. So I have to be extra careful, this is my biggest challenge in the future." Randall concluded.
He looked at Lineker, is this going to work?Can we talk about something else?
After this show is over, the first thing I'm going to do is call Mrs. Robson, please reassure the old gentleman!Old Robson never obeyed his old age!Don't admit defeat to the disease either /(ㄒoㄒ)/~~.
But he is so "candid" because when the media try to use a magnifying glass to dig out clues, they will always gain something.
For example, the BBC can dig out his "childhood", and sooner or later it will be revealed. In the next few years, Klopp's name may be resounding in football, and Allegri will not be his assistant forever. Even Duke, he's going to leave one day, and it's going to spread.
Lineker changed the topic in a timely manner and asked some details about his life with his family's seven lambs.
After Randall said something, Lineker, the great British striker, looked at Randall subtly and said, "You are a very good coach. You and Sir Alex Ferguson are somewhat similar. I mean, the desire to control."
This description surprised Randall for a moment, and Lineker immediately added, "Of course you are very different from him. You are gentler than Ferguson, and you are more like a brother who cares about them."
However, Randall kept the three words "desire to control" in his heart, and then chatted with Lineker about Irving's state, how he "returned to life" after a serious injury, and how he "recovered himself" , Then he was asked about Alan Smith and the injury situation in the team.
After Randall finished answering, he was wondering how long the interview would last, and Lineker dug a huge hole for him!
"Randall, you were selected as a candidate for the Premier League's best coach last year, and I won it the first time I was selected. This year is more likely to achieve the title. But I am curious, which coach do you admire and admire the most among the coaches? What?" Lineker asked with a smile.
Not only that, he also listed the list——
"Is it Sir Robson who sits in Rigburton and supports you, or Sir Alex Ferguson, or Mourinho who is also a young coach with you, or Wenger who feels sorry for you in the post-match, or is it Benitez who visited your house a few days ago?"
Foreign masters?nonexistent!
This is the "pot" that the Premier League let Randall take over in order to promote the Premier League. How could it be possible to list non-Premier League coaches?
Randall was silent, he accused Lineker with his eyes!
How can you do this!Those problems before were big pits and small pits, but now it is to shut him down and let him stand on the edge of the cliff!Below is the endless abyss!
Lineker looked at him innocently.
Randall couldn't bear it anymore, and complained: "I won't participate in BBC programs in the future!"
unacceptable! ! ! !
The fans at the scene laughed, and Ferguson couldn't help laughing in the other two live broadcast rooms. The old Robson and Mourinho even leaned together, covering their mouths and talking in a low voice.
This time it was replaced by Lineker, "If you say this, it means that you still have someone in your heart?"
Randall still answered this question, but his expression at the moment completely collapsed his previous "cold" personality, because he looks very pitiful now, and his face always makes people feel younger than his actual age. His face, which was a few years younger, instantly made him a bunch of mother fans, girlfriend fans and... fans.
"Sir Ferguson." Randall gave the answer happily, "Jazz is different to me. From before to now, I never thought that one day Ferguson would leave Manchester United's coaching bench."
"It's hard for me to say how different he is to me, but if I choose to be a player, I would most like to play under him."
Everyone can see Ferguson smiling with satisfaction in the small window, and anyone can see his pride on his face.
Randall spoke so sincerely that the Red Devils fans were about to cry.
Their hearts have been poked countless times today!
"After I became the coach, Bobby gave me a lot of help. If Sir Alex Ferguson made me aspire to be a coach, Bobby is my teacher and guide in this profession." Randall said Here, he said to the fans very, very, very aggrieved: "So this question is too difficult for me to answer. This is going to split my heart in two!"
Randall's accusation made Ferguson shake his head and said to Wenger: "I said he would say that, of course, it's not your part."
Wenger: →_→
The old Robson spread his hands to the camera, "As I said, Randall's mouth is really sweet. He is a little sweetheart, but I obviously love him as a little sweetheart."
At the end of the old man's words, he also had a smile on his face.
Lineker said innocently: "It's not my fault, really, it's all the director's fault!"
Director: "..."
But Lineker asked quickly: "So if you are asked to choose a coach from these five to take over your team, this is just a hypothesis, a hypothesis! Which one would you choose?"
Randall: →_→
Are you finished?
But the so-called dead pig is not afraid... No!It should be said that he has a lot of debts and is not afraid of worries. He resolutely said: "If it is to take over my team, I think I may choose Sir Alex Ferguson."
Lineker: ←_←
This is definitely a blow!
Are you relying on old Robson to love you?
"The reason?" Lineker asked curiously.
"I have to exclude Bobby first, because I really don't want him to enjoy his retirement life. He will always be special to the Magpies. We love him and hope he is healthy. The others are champion coaches. , but in all aspects, whether it is players or tactics, I still think Sir Alex Ferguson is more suitable."
As for the reason?
Randall said to himself, what reason do I need, I'm Fuck!
Phoebe is fearless!
Lineker suddenly said at this moment: "Since Randall has made his own choice, I think it is necessary for several coaches to defend themselves. We have invited several coaches!"
Randall: What? ? ? ? ? ?
If he had spider sense, his hairs would stand on end by now!
When he saw the Ferguson four coming out from two directions at the same time, and seeing the acquaintances on the opposite side who were also a little surprised at the moment, he was in a bad mood!
BBC!I remember you all!
I don't know if Lineker did it on purpose. He lifted his buttocks and moved to the single sofa next to him, leaving Randall behind.
Randall: ...
Ferguson sat next to Randall, Wenger sat next to Ferguson, followed by Robson Sr. and Mourinho.
Mourinho is worthy of being a madman. After sitting down, he saw Randall like a student being caught by his parents, and immediately laughed at him and said: "Randauer, I will give you a chance to choose again. The answers to the two questions can be re-selected once."
Randall glanced at the guy who was uncomfortable without adding fuel to the fire, "That's not for you."
snort!
Mourinho glanced at him. "I'm pretty sure I wouldn't pick you as boss either."
The ready-made fans whistled again, obviously happy to see these two guys arguing like their IQs plummeted and they turned 3 years old.
Wenger actually spoke at this time, and the professor also asked Randall: "I'm curious, why am I not suitable for your team?"
Randall said frankly: "Actually, you are also suitable, but-"
But needless to say later, because Ferguson has already given Wenger a look of "he just loves me, what can I do?"
I owe a beating!
Wenger stopped talking, he was going to be pissed off!He shouldn't have come today!snort!
Because there are five coaches, the following has become a praise scene. That's right, Wenger is so heartbroken that he wants to evaluate Randall in conjunction with this garbage show.
How to evaluate?Of course you have to blow it.
don't blow?If you don't brag, you have to take a look at the standings. You can't do it yourself. In such a show, you still have to beat a junior. Does Wenger want to lose face?
Ferguson first said: "Actually, I don't want to judge him. I just want to beat him in the FA Cup that we are about to usher in."
This is obviously very Ferguson, and Randall did not hold back to fight back: "The outcome will not be known until the end of the game, but I believe we will still win."
Ferguson didn't argue with him for a while, our beloved professor praised Randall a few words, and then came the old Robson.
Old Robson boasted that this "little sweetheart" had no bottom line!
He blew Randall three and four minutes alone!
This elder who said "Although my little boy doesn't love me the most, but I can't help but love him", is obviously a negative teaching material, please don't learn from it!
When it's the madman's turn, one of the top three has already declared war, and two of them are exaggerating or even exaggerating, how should the madman choose?
Madman said, "I'll judge after I win Randall."
This is simply eye-popping!
Is this because he thinks he is not as good as Randall, or is he secretly cheering up and spraying wildly after winning?
Mourinho doesn't care what other people think, he is him, no matter if others say he is an acting personality, or other derogatory, he will not change his behavior style.
Make him Quarandall?nonexistent.
He just wants to be like Ferguson and beat the opponent!
After this session, the program finally became more normal. Lineker raised a few questions about the Premier League schedule, the FA Cup and the Champions League, and everyone quickly discussed football.Of course, it’s impossible for Lineker not to dig a hole, so #Messi和C罗who is stronger#, #C罗和麦格who is stronger#, #Ashley Cole and Evra who is stronger#, #Kaka, Xiaofa and Ozilwho is stronger# This kind of Shura field question that ordinary fans love to see.
This time Lineker was displeased and turned into five people. The "soccer gentleman" was very innocent, and he named the director again, "It's all his fault!"
Everyone could only scold the CEO of the Premier League in their hearts. Although everyone said they didn't want to answer the question, they still fought for their players and quickly pinched them on the spot.
The ratings, the ratings are rushing to a new peak.
Liverpool fans languished as other fans ripped apart online, and they felt sorry for the Kop who were there.
Why didn't Benitez go QAQ!
This makes us Lee Kee an outsider!Don't our Jie team have a name?
However, the show ended soon. Although the audience was reluctant to part with the end of this episode of "Masterpiece", the coaches were all relieved.
Fans at the scene chanted their coach's name and asked for an autograph, but Randall was obviously very popular...
Everyone looked at Randall's high popularity and felt very happy, boy, there are 500 people at the scene, so you can write off your hands!
Of course, the BBC did not let Randall write off his hand, and finally rescued him.
After Randall breathed a sigh of relief, Wenger smiled and said to him: "Jose wants a treat, let's go and have him a meal together?"
Of course Randall said yes!
Mourinho also invited Lineker and Mendes.
During dinner, Ferguson asked everyone about the arrangements of the media, and learned that Wenger and Mourinho had arrangements tomorrow, and Randall had nothing to do tomorrow, so he planned to take him and old Robson to bet on the horses!
Randall: ...
You love me so much!Of course he wants to go with him.
So the two "Londoners" left after dinner, and Randall checked into the hotel with the two lords.
A little later, he received a call from Cross. Teacher Tony had obviously turned on the loudspeaker. After he called Tony, the children started chirping to ask him, but he heard Xiaoge's voice all of a sudden, mainly It's lethal, really—
"BOSS! BOSS! You were so cute when you were young! The little witch is so cute!"
After he finished speaking, the other lambs on the phone were silent.
Xiaoge still didn't realize it, and continued to chirp excitedly: "Although he is super fierce, but if the little guy dares to kiss you, you will beat him up!"
The cute and fierce Landauer was also silent, and within a few seconds he heard Xiaoge's complaint: "Boss! They all shot me!"
Well done!Randall thought to himself, but still felt distressed. He took the initiative to change the subject and asked how they were doing today.
But just after asking, Randall hesitated when he thought of Lineker's "controlling desire" label on him.
Let's talk to the two old men tomorrow, maybe he really interferes too much in the life of the lamb?
The lambs didn't know what their BOSS was thinking. They each explained their life today, about the school, about the base, and unfortunately missed the live broadcast.
Only Messi showed off in a low-key way that he watched the live broadcast with his father, and he rarely talked more, telling Randall how much the program team cheated him!
Randall already knew this from Mendes, but he heard it again from Messi's mouth, he heartbrokenly denounced the unscrupulous BBC!
The children also despised the unscrupulous BBC one after another!How can you ask those questions?
After complaining with the children, he felt refreshed, and then he continued to ask for a day off with the children. He could return to Newcastle with the old Robson tomorrow evening.
The 5 lambs in the family looked at each other and agreed. Cross and Messi even said they would take care of their 3 younger brothers and 3 dogs.
Randall was still very relieved of the two of them, and within a few minutes of hanging up the phone, he received a call from Modric.
Randall said in his heart, isn't this because I have a strong desire for control?
Lamb called me by himself, what can I do?
When it was time for him to sleep, he received a call from Ozil. Ozil said that he would only have time to watch the program after training. He had just watched it with Schweinsteiger, and then he took the initiative to denounce the BBC!
Listening to his chatter, Randall's biggest impression was: I am really great!Look at how yo-yo our big-eyed birds are singing now!
Of course big eyes help him
The author has something to say: Filled with righteous indignation, he was refreshed, but when he said good night to him, he suddenly hesitated and whispered: "Boss, you seem to be very popular on the Internet."
I've been very popular, Randall thought, but he turned on the hotel computer, swiped himself, and realized that Ozil was not to blame for hesitating——
He's not red, he's a broken character!
He stared at the comments until he finally found the source, which was BBC Twitter!
Isn't your so-called material too much?
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