Deep fried mackerel!

Chapter 30

After Edogawa Ranpo came out of the small earthen house, he went to the hardware store next door to buy a big hammer and an electric drill, and directed Osamu Dazai to send the earthen house to see Lord Yama thoroughly.

Even so, he could still feel the sticky feeling on his body when walking on the road, the smell of rotting corpses.

When he sees Mr. Hat again, it's time for him to give him some presents.

Edogawa Ranpo · smiling face jpg.

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Zhongyuan Zhongya visited the residences of the little ghosts around him before going straight to Ghost Dance Tsuji's lair, and had a preliminary understanding of the master of the ghost world.

Ghost Dance Tsuji is without misery, the source of all ghosts.

A selfish, higher-than-human creature that transcends reality and thinks it is the closest to perfection.

It is rumored that he is handsome and has a deep voice, but his combat power is weak and vulnerable, and he is afraid of the sun.

The reason why he was able to collect money from the entire ghost world and become the king of all ghosts was mainly because of his thick skin and firm heart.

Because they are doing some illegal business, they have been strangled by the ghost killing team for thousands of years.

He didn't have any deep hatred, he didn't have any weather-beaten life experience, let alone want to reshape the world with his own unique values.

He is simply afraid of death, and he is willing to sacrifice everything in order to survive.

He has a violent temper, tyrannical nature, has killed countless ghosts, and requires his subordinates not to have the slightest rebuttal to him.

The ghost world - the lair of ten thousand ghosts.

There should have been no sun, moon and stars here, no changing winds and clouds, no rising east and setting west, no love between men and women, and this place has always been ruled by a ghost named Tsuji Wumi.

And all this—

All changed completely three days ago.

After an earthquake and the mountains shook, a crack was torn open in the dark sky, and the first dazzling sunlight shone in. Although Guiwu Tsuji Wumi stood behind hundreds of evil spirits, he still couldn't stop the erosion of the sun. .

He fell off a cliff and was washed by the sun.

After a while of rolling, his head hit the huge stone.

And since then...

he's changed.

When he climbed up from the cliff, he looked at everyone in front of him with a smile, his speech was elegant and his movements were gentle.

After he stood firmly, he greeted everyone friendly: "Hi~"

"..."

After a few seconds of eerie silence.

Boom!

All the ghosts knelt on the ground in unison, their bodies trembling uncontrollably, their faces pale.

"Onimai Tsuji-sama—I, we didn't mean to, I—"

"Please, Lord Onimai Tsuji, please give us another way to survive, please, please Lord Oni Mai Tsuji, please bypass us!"

"Oni, Oni Oni Mai Tsuji-sama!"

"..."

The ghosts were overly frightened, not only could not stand still, but they also trembled when they spoke.

The kind and friendly ghost dancer Tsuji Wumi took a ghost's hand nearby, patted the back of his hand affectionately, smiled and comforted, "Don't be so nervous."

As soon as the words fell, there was a rapid and short breathing sound.

The ghost is dead.

Cause of death--died of myocardial infarction due to severe fright.

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After climbing up from the cliff, Ghost Dance Tsuji Mumi seems to be a completely different person. He first went to negotiate with the Ghost Killing Squad alone, and he didn't know what method he used. .

After he came back, not only his temperament but also his taste changed.

In the past, he was afraid of the sun, but now he has opened up a channel with the human world, letting the golden sunshine shine on every corner of the ghost world.

He copied the production mode of the human world to the ghost world, where there are shopping malls, movie theaters, and supermarkets...

Moreover, he also built dozens of deep water pools.

I am obsessed with burying myself in the water every day. Although the ghosts are puzzled, none of them are willing to ask because of fear.

In just one day, the entire ghost world has become much more prosperous, full of vigor and vitality.

Except for a few ace ghosts who have been following Ghost Dance Tsuji Wuchan.

They were all admitted to the new hospital just opened by the ghost world and replaced with pacemakers made by ghosts, and they were carried directly to the mental hospital after they came out.

After learning the details, Zhongyuan Zhong also went to the ghost king's mansion.

process...

Surprisingly smooth.

Before he kicked his little leather boots, the opponent had already rolled a few times; he just glanced lightly, and the latter had already dug a hole with both hands and buried himself in it.

So much so that he sincerely doubted whether there was some ultimate boss hidden inside.

Walk all the way to the gate of the ghost world, and stand at the gate to have a clear view of the situation inside.

Among them, the most conspicuous one is a man in the center. He has a cold and dignified face, a pure white suit and dress hat on his head, a deep and magnetic voice, light red pupils, and fair and tender skin. He is the noble son of a wealthy hall in the world, and he looks very different from other ghosts covered in pustules and sharp teeth.

He also seemed to have noticed the existence of Chuya Nakahara, and wrapped the loose hair from his temples behind his head, then smiled tactfully, put his right hand in front of his lips, and said slightly surprised: "Yeah."

"A distinguished guest is here."

"..."

Central Plains also shuddered, and goosebumps fell all over the ground.

Guiwu Tsuji Wuyou chuckled twice, and ordered:

"Little one, one, two, three, and four, hurry up and bring in the distinguished guests."

"Yes, Onimai Tsuji-sama!"

Four sturdy, vicious-looking ghosts floated over, and before they could get close to Zhongye in the Central Plains, they were rushed out by a strong air current.

Their bodies were instantly torn apart, and they spewed out in all directions in the shape of fleshy balls.

"Who are you!"

Zhong Yuan Zhong also roared, he even had the urge to crush this pervert directly with gravity.

and...

In this body, he could faintly feel some familiar taste.

The kind of impulse that makes people want to throw him into the dog pen and starve to death.

Zhongyuan Zhongye's eyes widened slightly, and he entered a state of alert. He thought that there would be some fierce collision and fight with this ghost world lord, but the other party just glanced at him lightly, and then walked towards him with a smile.

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"Ranbu-san, I heard that a shop has just opened here, with hamburgers and cotton candy, all kinds of sweets are available."

Dazai Osamu kept whispering in Edogawa Ranpo's ear all the way.

Also, specialize in someone's weakness, reading everything from Big Macs to candies.

Edogawa Ranpo tightly covered his ears, wandering between the president and the food.

The two arrived in front of the Silver Bridge.

The two sides of the bridge are completely different. One side is decorated in pink and tender warm colors, and the other side is light blue in cool colors.

Osamu Dazai stretched out his hand and slid it lightly on the bridge, and the cold touch instantly extended from his fingertips to his body.

"ah."

"In front is the Ghost King Palace."

Osamu Dazai blinked innocently.

"I heard that you can only eat hot food inside, and you have to do it yourself, cut vegetables and cook by yourself, and—"

His tone was slightly elongated, and he leaned close to Edogawa Ranpo's ear, lowering his voice.

"No takeaway."

"..."

Ranpo Edogawa pointed to a house made of donuts next door and said:

"Then I'll wait for you at the nearest dessert shop."

Dazai waved at him.

"Oh, right."

Edogawa Ranpo stopped, turned around and took a look at Osamu Dazai.

"I'll tell Mr. Hat about your insanity."

"..."

Osamu Dazai stretched out his right hand and grabbed Edogawa Ranpo's sleeve: "Ranpo-kun!"

"I will reimburse all your expenses in the ghost world."

Edogawa walked wildly and tilted his head, smiling sweetly: "Thank you~"