Deep fried mackerel!

Chapter 26

[A group chat discussing slugs]

(This group was created by Mr. Osamu Dazai, the former richest man in Yokohama)

Wannian Changchuntou has joined the group chat

Kunikida's mother has joined the group chat

Detective Little Kid has joined the group chat

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Angel of Death has joined the group chat

Xiaoyangqun has joined the group chat

Mr. Abnormal Sen has joined the group chat

Dwarf Slug has joined the group chat

Dwarf slug has been kicked out of the group chat

Wannian Changchun head: Senior Dazai? ? ?

Cheerful and beautiful boy looking for crush to die in love: 【Photo】×10

Kunikida's mother: Are you in a hurry? !Hasn't this photo been posted before? 2G network?

Mr. Perverted Mori: Dazai-kun pulled us together, isn't he afraid of ruining the whole of Yokohama?

President: Honestly, Yokohama cannot be destroyed!

Mr. Abnormal Mori: I am really flattered by what you said.

Wannian Changchuntou: Uh... just silently interject, can any of you pick me up?I'm being forced to jump off a building...

Xiaoyangqun: Whoever comes, dies.

Kunikida's mother: Huh?

Xiaoyangqun: 1000 million, I will transfer it to you later.

Kunikida's mother: Yes.

Cheerful and beautiful boy looking for crush to die in love: If you have anything to do, please chat privately.

Detective Little Kid:? ? ?

Mr. Perverted Sen:? ? ?

Kunikida's mother:? ? ?

Wannian Changchuntou: Did Senior Dazai take the wrong medicine? (Someone asked sincerely)

A cheerful and beautiful boy looking for a crush to die in love: ~~~///(^v^)~~~ When that slug was born not long ago, we were trapped in the book, and now we want to give him a gift.

Detective Little Kid: Did you catch some new way of dying?

Kunikida's mother: Fuck you!

Xiaoyangqun: By the way, today seems to be Renhu's birthday?

Well-intentioned Russians: Who is the Human Tiger?

Xiaoyangqun withdrew a message

Xiaoyangqun: By the way, today seems to be Atsushi Nakajima's birthday.

Well-meaning Russian: ... I also saw the withdrawal, you all wait for me!

Wannian Changchuntou: Woohoo, then I want to make a birthday wish to get @小洋裙 out of my sight, I'm going to freeze to death!

Looking for a cheerful and beautiful boy with a crush who died in love: ~~~///(^v^)~~~ Send your blessings to the beautiful photos of the slugs above~~

Angel of Death: Hehe, do you have any misunderstanding about Meizhao? ? ?

Wannian Changchun head: I wish senior Zhongye grow taller and taller!

Kunikida's mother: I wish you to shrink to 1.5 meters as soon as possible.

Detective Little Kid: May your brain develop gradually!

Angel of Death: May you get rid of someone's clutches as soon as possible

Xiaoyangqun: I wish you more and more beautiful wearing skirts.

Mr. Perverted Mori: I wish you, Mr. Zhongye, to grow to 1.9 meters as soon as possible.

[Top-secret event discussion group chat]

(This group was created by Ryunosuke Akutagawa, the richest man in Yokohama)

Enemy Kunikida has joined the group chat

Enemy Edogawa has joined the group chat

Mr. Dazai has joined the group chat

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The boss has also joined the group chat

The leader has joined the group chat

Shimo Akutagawa: Everyone, sorry for wasting your time, but there are still some things I would like to ask for your help.

Enemy Kunikida: No time.

Enemy Edogawa already: Go to sleep.

Mr. Dazai: No point.

Boss Chuya: What's the matter?I use flow!

Leader: What's the matter, Akutagawa-kun?

In Shimokutagawa: @敌战·国木田@恩恩·江木川@大洋先生, I will pay ten times the market price per person, please!

Enemy Kunikida: Yes, (smiling)

Enemy Edogawa: Good!

Mr. Dazai: Hmm~o(*—*)o

Boss Zhongya: ...how about ethics?

Mr. Dazai: Little hat, if you ask for that money, you will be my dog~

Boss Zhong Ye: Why!

In Shimokutagawa: Today is Atsushi's birthday, just write a few wishes.

Mr. Dazai: Yes, a birthday wish of [-] yuan~

Boss Chuya: Do you still have a conscience? !

Mr. Dazai: Hmm(╯▔监▔)╯

Enemy Kunikida: Cut, people don't appreciate it, and put a hot face on someone's cold ass, it's really embarrassing for the detective agency @大李先生

Mr. Dazai: ┗|｀O′|┛哩~~

Boss Zhongya: What? ? ?

Mr. Dazai: Nothing, @portmafia lackey, kick him out!

Boss Zhong Ye: How dare you!

The boss has also been kicked out of the group chat

Mr. Dazai: @敏恩·国KI田, ┗|｀O′|┛

Port mafia lackeys: Sorry, everyone.

Enemy Kunikida: Get back to work early.

Enemy Edogawa: Happy birthday, Atsushi-kun, I advise you to stay away from that guy Akutagawa.

Mr. Dazai: Happy birthday, Dundon~

……

Leader: Nakajima-kun, the door of our mafia is open to you.

Enemy Fukuzawa Yukichi: Do you dare to poach someone?

Leader: smile

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Akutagawa, who turned off his phone, looked up at the person on the pillar, and said coldly, "I'll go down there, don't move there."

"..."

"Can I refuse?" Atsushi Nakajima raised his hand silently.

Even if he doesn't care much about birthdays, he doesn't want to spend another night lying on the pillars!

"can."

Atsushi Nakajima's eyes lit up, and before he could get off the pillar, he saw the latter smashing an iron table with his foot.

Gollum.

"Mr. Akutagawa, go early and come back early." Atsushi Nakajima changed direction. For the sake of his thigh, he should sleep on the pillar all night. When tomorrow dawns, he will go to the police uncle.

I don't know if it's because the moonlight is too thick, or he's in a trance because of hunger. In the dimness, it seems that he heard someone saying to him:

"Happy birthday, Don."

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"Mackerel, how dare you let someone kick me!" Zhong Yuan also pushed him against the wall.

Originally intended to create an oppressive aura, but due to his height, he could only reach Osamu Dazai's mouth even if he raised his feet.

This makes people very angry!

"Don't be angry, I'm afraid that the mafia will fight with the detective agency." The Q version of Dazai Osamu is cute online.

"Ah."

"I'll give you something."

"do not want!"

Nakahara Chu also resolutely refused, took a few steps back, and looked at Osamu Dazai very vigilantly.

You sent him a bomb last time, what are you going to do this time?

Send him a depth charge of tens of kilometers?

Hehe, he has no obsession with death.

Osamu Dazai handed him a gift box, and said with a smile, "Chuya, please accept this belated birthday present."

"..."

┗|｀O′|┛

After tangling in place for a while, Nakahara Chuya still took it, went back to his room, and opened it.

The packaging was very delicate, Nakahara Chuya's expression was a little loose, he took off the cover, and dozens of five-inch photos with his "beautiful photos" appeared in front of him...

ten seconds later...

"Mackerel! I'm going to stew you!!!"

"Hahahahaha!"

At twelve o'clock in the morning, the night is getting dark.

Some people are eating ochazuke on the rooftop, while others are cooking fish in the basement.

Laughter, joy and harmony.

Under the fluttering foreign skirts, we join hands and make progress together.

Among the white bandages all over the sky, thank you, willing to jump down.

I hate you, but I only have you.

To some extent.