Deep fried mackerel!

Chapter 22

Nakahara also tied the dog aside, sat beside Osamu Dazai, looked at his swollen cheeks, snorted lightly, and said with a smile, "Disfigured?"

"No." Osamu Dazai took off the bandage on his hand, wrapped it around his face clumsily, and said with some dissatisfaction, "It just hurts."

"It deserves it!" Zhong Yuan Zhong also laughed.

It's time to smack this guy's face, so that he won't hook up with people everywhere, and he doesn't have the stability that an adult should have.

"Wang!"

Osamu Dazai put a blank face, got up and scratched his hair a little irritably, and pointed to the golden retriever not far away: "Hey, let me say Zhongya, why did you bring this thing in here? It's so yellow, look It's annoying."

"Tch, I had a dream not long ago, and I was very upset."

"Yo? You were bitten by a dog?"

Nakahara didn't pay attention to Osamu Dazai's teasing, he took out a bag of luxuriously packaged ace dog food with gold rims inlaid around it from behind.

It was torn apart along the corner, and tiny particles gushed out one by one. The strong smell of grains and fresh meat made Osamu Dazai, who hadn't eaten all day and night, growl uncontrollably in his stomach.

"Cut." Zhong Yuanzhong also glanced at him, and took the golden fur beside him, and let it run down the fur.

"I had a dream. In the dream, you ate a whole bag of dog food in front of a dog."

"Wow!" Jin Mao bared his teeth in the direction of Osamu Dazai, as if criticizing his immoral behavior.

Osamu Dazai was silent for a moment, and couldn't help but look up at Nakaya, with a complicated expression on his face, he asked tentatively, "Which dog are you?"

"Oh, that's right." Osamu Dazai groped his chin and said with a serious face: "I understand, it was after you lost the bet back then, in order to prove your determination to be a 'dog' to me, you changed every now and then. became a dog, and later bought himself a collar."

"Huh~~~" Osamu Dazai put his right hand on his lips, his eyes widened slightly, and he said in surprise, "Xiaoya, I really didn't expect that your love for me is so deep."

Speaking of which, Osamu Dazai sighed softly, and he let out a long sigh: "Hey——"

Osamu Dazai·sincere·innocent face: "You said it earlier, if I knew you were that little stray dog ​​at that time, I would have jumped off the stairs with my arms around it."

Zhongyuan Zhongye slightly paused his hand stroking the dog, and narrowed his eyes slightly: "How do you know this?"

These are all things that happened in the main world. Logically speaking, the Dazai rule of this world should not have these memories, unless...

"..."

Osamu Dazai turned around and sat kneeling on the ground, his small face was full of grievances, his eyes were filled with tears, and he shouted hoarsely: "What do you mean, how do you know this? Chuya, what do you mean by that?" , have you forgotten our loving life before?! Have you already empathized?! You, have you forgotten that I was pregnant in October, and under the eyes of the world's incomprehensible disgust, I just gave birth to you Is that child?! I, I don’t want to live anymore, I can’t live this kind of life with a hot face and a cold butt, woo woo woo.”

"……Clam?!"

--Port Mafia--

"Boom!"

The door of the detective agency was violently kicked open.

The black little foreign group was exposed to everyone's sight, and everyone looked towards the door in unison, and then turned around to do their own things, as if they had long been accustomed to Akutagawa's appearance here.

"By the way, you have damaged three chairs, two tables, six large beds, seven knives and nine doors of my detective agency this month, totaling 32—"

Kunikida hadn't finished speaking when a handful of black and gold cards landed in front of him.

The latter automatically silenced, and called Miyazawa Kenji to come over and swipe his card.

"Renhu, come with me!" Akutagawa looked very anxious, he strode up to Atsushi Nakajima, grabbed his wrist and was about to run away.

"What?" Nakajima Atsushi looked shocked, and there was a bit of fear in his tone: "Where...where are there tigers!"

"You—" Akutagawa raised his finger and pointed at him, but seeing the innocent eyes of the young man, unable to utter a bunch of curse words in his mouth, he said awkwardly: "Zhong, cough, Dun, come out with me, I have a lot I have something important to tell you!"

"What can't be said here! He still has tasks to do later, how can he have time to play here with you!" Kunikida pulled Atsushi Nakajima past him and guarded him behind him.

"What can he do!" Akutagawa's patience has reached its peak.

"There are so many things going on. The cat and dog disappearance case in the village to the south, and the toilet in Aunt Wang's house next door was also clogged. Even Uncle Wang at the end of Yokohama asked Atsushi Nakajima to beat his back by name. Do you think our detectives The people in the club can go out with you so easily?"

"Oh, you're too—"

Snapped!

A silver-white card was thrown on the glass table, and Akutagawa pulled Atsushi Nakajima over aggressively, and said boldly, "There's 100 million in it, I'll buy it for three hours!"

"Let's go slowly." Kunikida waved his hand, indicating that they could leave.

"go!"

Nakajima Atsushi who was inexplicably sold: "Meow?"

"Mr. Akutagawa, slow down, my hand is going to be broken, okay?!" Atsushi Nakajima complained dissatisfiedly, he was fined to write a self-criticism of tens of thousands of words just now, is it easy for him? !

"Stop talking nonsense, jump from here!" Akutagawa Ryunosuke pointed to the rooftop more than ten meters high, and pushed Atsushi Nakajima impatiently.

"..."

The latter hugged the pillars beside him tightly, and bravely poked his head to take a look, then quickly withdrew his head, and asked kindly, "Mr. Akutagawa... have you gone out to take your medicine?"

"Jump or not!" Akutagawa kicked on the pillar, his face full of impatience.

"Of course I don't jump! I'm not a fool! This must be tens of meters high, okay?! If I jump down, there will be nothing left!" Atsushi Nakajima retorted, scratching his neck.

"Jump for me!"

Akutagawa took Atsushi Nakajima's hand and was about to throw it down the roof. The latter waved his paw for a while.

Seeing that he finally got rid of the shackles of Akutagawa Ryunosuke, he hugged the pillar and climbed up to the highest point.

"Dun! Come down for me!"

"I don't! I don't even want to die!"

"Can't you get down?"

"No! Not even to die!"

"You don't regret it!"

Akutagawa left after leaving a word.

Hanging on the pillar, Atsushi Nakajima looked left and right for a while, making sure that there was no one around, and just about to jump off, he saw that little black dress appeared in his line of sight again.

Akutagawa was sitting on a chair, holding a short-legged cat in his arms, gently stroking its fur with his left hand, and eating a bowl of chazuke with his right hand, calmly.

For safety's sake, Atsushi Nakajima could only shrink in the corner of the pillar, not daring to speak out.

The sky is getting dark, and the cicadas are accompanied by the dull cicadas, one after another.